Pirates: Ninjas On The Straw Hats

"Are you an idiot? This is obviously not what you summoned."

Zoro on the observation deck held his forehead and sighed:

"I thought I met my hedgehog-headed counterpart, but it turned out that I was just standing on top of the submarine."

As the three people watched, this round submarine, dozens of times larger than the Meili, began to bloom like a flower.

The surrounding iron sheets unfolded outwards, transforming from a submarine into a giant sailing ship in the blink of an eye.

“So big~”

Luffy and Usopp opened their mouths in admiration, and Zoro on the observation deck had already jumped down.

Nami and Vivi are looking after patients in the girls' dormitory, and the task of looking after a few idiots on the ship has been given to Sanji.

"Don't start a conflict. If the other party has a doctor, Hedgehog Head can be saved."

"oh!"

With a smile on his face, Luffy nodded vigorously, as if he had seen Xin regain his former energy.

But the other party had no intention of negotiating at all. Groups of gunmen rushed to the deck of the Meili and pointed their weapons at the four people.

The four of them were quite restrained and barely resisted the desire to take action. Not to mention Usopp, Luffy and the other three would have already taken action based on their previous personalities.

A fat man with dark purple hair, a big mouth, and a cylindrical chin made of iron, came to the boat wearing a thick winter coat, an iron outer armor, and a white animal fur.

"Pfft, let me ask you a question."

"What's going on with that guy? He even eats the sword. Is it delicious?"

"Ah! It hurts just watching him eat."

"No need to be rude, this is Lord Wapol, the captain of our Iron Bucket Pirates!"

Throwing the sword with only the hilt into his mouth, chewing it and swallowing it, Wapol stroked his belly and asked his question:

"We want to go to the Iron Barrel Kingdom. Do you have a permanent pointer or a record pointer?"

"No, I haven't even heard the name of this country."

Sanji answered Wapol's question, and then Luffy beat him to their question:

"Do you have a doctor on board? I'm begging you. Xin is very ill now."

"Yes, but it's none of my business that your partner is seriously ill."

Wapol said casually, his eyes kept wandering around the Meili, looking for anything that looked delicious.

With the gunshots of those around him, Usopp mustered up the courage to shout:

"If you want money, we have it. As long as you can cure Xin, our navigators will give it to you no matter how much you want!"

"Ah~ Then there's no need."

"Since you don't have a pointer, just hand over your ship and treasure."

"You still want to pay for my own doctor to treat you?"

"Confused, even if I kill you, the money will be mine."

"Ha!?"*3

...

"What's going on? It's so noisy up there?"

Nami, who was in the girls' dormitory, looked up and looked a little confused. There had been a rumbling sound from above.

"And the shaking just now, those idiots won't hit the iceberg, right?"

Nami held her forehead and sighed, picked up the clothes she had put aside and put them on, and said to Vivi:

"I'll go up first to check the situation."

"Well, leave this to me."

Nami was startled when she opened the door of the first-floor warehouse. Luffy's outstretched arm stood in front of her.

Looking along the arms, I saw that Luffy's entire body had been eaten into Wapol's mouth, with only his arms exposed. Wapol said while eating:

"This guy is really chewy, a bit hard to chew."

"Of course, I'm the Rubber Man!"

"Rubber-bazooka!"

The arm that was extended behind him was retracted, and with a huge impact, it hit Wapol's abdomen, knocking him away.

"Lord Wapol!!"

"No! Master Wapol is a landlubber!!"

"It must be before Lord Wapol sinks..."

"etc!"

The soldiers who were hurriedly preparing to return to their ships heard a female voice:

"You have a doctor on board, right!?"

Although I still haven’t figured out what happened, they are definitely enemies. Nami doesn’t need to be polite to them, with a sinister smile on his face:

"Hand over all your doctors, otherwise, hehehe~"

The three of them, Luffy and others, positioned themselves possibly behind her, as if they were villains.

...

"How is it? Can it be cured?"

In the girls' dormitory, three doctors were looking at the letter lying on the corpse. There were a total of twenty doctors on the ship. Naturally, it was impossible for them all to come up, so they found three who were recognized as the best in medical skills.

Seeing the three well-armed doctors being silent, Nami spoke anxiously from the side. When seeing a doctor, she was most afraid of the doctor frowning and being silent.

In the dormitory, Sanji and Zoro acted as a deterrent. Luffy and Usopp were too noisy, so they were asked to watch the people outside.

Sanji said a little unhappy at this time:

"Can I tell you if it can be cured?"

The three doctors looked at each other, and finally the man standing in the middle explained with a trembling voice:

"Sorry, we can't cure this disease."

"Ha!? Be careful, I'll feed you to the fish!"

Sanji stepped forward with a look of displeasure on his face, thinking that these three people were pretending to be tough and refused to treat the enemy.

The three doctors were so frightened that they kept retreating. Fortunately, Zoro stopped Sanji and signaled the three doctors with his eyes to continue:

"What is going on? Is it a disease you have never seen before?"

The man in the middle took off his mask, revealing a face with many wrinkles. He swallowed and said:

"I am the one with the most medical experience. We really can't cure this disease."

"I read in books that it was Caschia fever."

As he spoke, the doctor turned over the letter, revealing the seal on the back and the deep purple Madara wound:

"This is the cause. In the hot and humid forests, there is a parasite that carries the virus, Caschia."

"People who have been bitten will be infected with fever. The virus will lie dormant in the human body for five days, constantly tormenting the patient, accompanied by high temperatures above 40 degrees, severe infections, myocarditis, and arteritis."

"He died five days later, so this disease is also called the five-day disease."

"But Caschia has been extinct for over a hundred years, and we have done absolutely nothing to prevent this disease."

"Are your friends playing with their bare backs on some ancient island?"

As he told the story, the doctor became more and more confident and began to question everyone.

Zoro immediately thought of the reason. Several people had previously formed a group of primitive people on the island. Nobu was the last one to be put on a grass skirt. Before that, he had indeed kept his back exposed, and he had used his spirit for a while. He went to pick up Sanji in Technique, his body in a completely motionless state.

Thinking of this, Zoro became more determined to become stronger, and he couldn't help but say:

"If I'm strong enough, I can subdue Hedgehog and put a grass skirt on him."

"That won't work. The one Luffy made is a perfect match for you, a green algae head."

"Letter!" Everyone who was a little listless instantly regained their energy. Nami and Sanji immediately pushed past the doctor and came to the patient's bed.

Xin's weak voice came:

"Who can help me turn over? Why am I lying here?"