Pirates Start By Slashing Ace

"Damn old man, are you rebelling? Usually, you are asked to work harder to sell goods, but now it's 30% off. Did you float on the roof of the tile without fighting for three days, and you were given two bottles of value? Thousands of dollars of rum, you've got skin marks."

"What, what look are you looking at, and you still call me a woman's kindness?"

"It seems that your old man's wings are hard!"

Listening to the swearing sounds coming from the weapon shop, Bai Yu smiled casually.

Erza was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but say, "What's the matter, are you gloating?"

"The boss was scolded because of you."

"Schadenfreude?" Bai Yu took a sip of his drink and shook his head.

"You don't understand Erza, it's called life."

"Do you look back and see that the boss is uncomfortable?"

Erza was stunned for a while, then turned back subconsciously to look at the weapon shop behind her.

Soon he saw the boss standing at the counter, with his arms around his chest, his waist straight and sullen.

"A woman is a woman. It's called a man's love. What about two bottles of wine? When my brother Bai comes, I still want to give it to you. Laozi's gift is so comfortable."

"You!" The fat woman said, stunned for a while, then glared at her.

"Forget it, I've known you for decades, and it's rare to see your iron rooster plucking its hair. It's also the first time it's rare."

"As for the masculinity just now, I haven't seen it for many years."

"You were so poor back then. It wasn't because of your masculinity that you were blind. It's really worth seeing two bottles of wine again today."

"Next time, your white brother comes, remember to call me, let me see if he is handsome, and can make my iron cock pluck hair, he is definitely a good young man, if he is not married, there is no one on my side. Little good girl introduction."

"Hee hee, my wife, you are really smart and generous. Didn't you just call to take out the trash? I'll go right now, and I won't drink for the next month, so I can save the money from the drink just now." The boss broke his defense instantly, The straight waist was loosened again, and he hurriedly said with a smile.

The proprietress didn't pursue her further, she squeezed a handful of waist meat with a smile, and walked to the backyard.

Seeing the scene that suddenly became a little sweet, Elsa froze in place, kind of puzzled.

It never occurred to me that Bai Yu was right.

This is life.

"Bai, Bai Yu, why did you guess the outcome of this matter?" Erza couldn't help but ask after regaining her senses.

After all, looking back on everything from childhood, for Erza, life didn't exist at all.

It is for this reason that the scene just now made Erza's mind even more touched.

Bai Yu smiled and took a sip of his drink: "Actually, it's very simple. I've traveled a lot, and I'll know it when I see it."

"Actually, this world is not as simple as you think. At least in your eyes, if you encounter something that cannot be solved, the first person you think of relying on is isn't the guild?"

"It can be said that this is life, it's just that you never think about it."

Elsa frowned, and her mind was like a mush.

However, in the end, a thumbs up soon.

"Although I don't quite understand what you said, this sentence suits my heart."

"It's just, don't think about it, you can join our Fairy Tail guild smoothly with just these words."

"I tell you, if you want to join the guild, you have to pass a lot of difficulties and tests."

"Hehe, don't worry, I have already prepared for these things." Bai Yu replied with a smile.

Bai Yu is also very familiar with the existence of the special guild Fairy Tail.

It can be said that the only way to join this guild is to follow fate.

Forcing it is a bit inappropriate. "Ding dong, it is detected that the property fragment is dropped, whether the Host picks it up immediately."

The system's ethereal prompt sounded suddenly.

Bai Yu raised his brows and looked at Erza when three golden fragments fell.

This scene undoubtedly surprised Bai Yu a bit.

Originally, for the improvement of the Juggernaut template, the explanation of the system was vague, and it was impossible to figure out the truth.

I didn't expect that for a bottle of wine, I would be able to figure out how to improve the strength of the Juggernaut template after a casual fight.

Could it be the same as the ontology template of Zaraki Kenpachi before.

Getting stronger is still killing people?

If that's the case, it's just comforting.

"Bai Yu, why are you laughing so hard?" Erza said in a daze.

"I do have a little friendship with you, and we can be regarded as half friends, but don't think about going through the back door with me. If President Makanov doesn't nod, you have to get out."

"However, before I leave, I still have to fight with you to let you know that being an S-level magister is amazing."

"Understood." Bai Yu also noticed that he had lost his temper, rubbed Erza's head with a smile, and said.

"When do you want to fight, when do I accompany me? Anyway, the result is the same, but I still want to thank you."

"Hey, why don't you go, if you don't go, I'll go first."

Erza stood there, watching Bai Yu's back step by step, her mind went blank.

It has been a long time since no one dared to touch his head like this.

In the guild, it was also touched by the president Makanov when he was a child.

If it was someone else, not to mention the success of the touch, but after the failure, she was beaten to death by her.

However, at that moment just now, Erza, who was able to dodge subconsciously, didn't react at all.

This subverted her cognition.

Of course, Bai Yu didn't know what made Erza doubt her life by just touching her head.

Now Bai Yu's whole mind is on the golden shards that the system has just collected.

"Ding dong, congratulations to Host, you have obtained the Silver Light Falling Blade LV1!"

"Ding dong, congratulations to Host, get the auto-block V1!"

"Ding dong, congratulations to Host, you got the top LV1!"

The sound of the three systems sounded in my mind.

Looking at the skill bar that seemed a little shabby, three skills were added all at once.

Bai Yu shook his head in satisfaction.

He didn't notice the three dumbfounded figures behind him.

right!

There is also a cat with a blue body and wings with a fish on its back.

"Lucy, did you see that just now that guy dared to touch Erza like this, and he was not beaten to death. Could this be the fiancé in the legend, Natsu has already been killed by Erza. beaten."

"By the way, I heard that this kind of excessive intimacy between men and women will lead to babies, Lucy, is hubby right?"

The cat with wings said with a naive face.

Hearing these words, Lucy's cheeks flushed all of a sudden, she couldn't help saying.

"Then I won't let anyone touch it anymore."