Players' NPC boss
Chapter 769 Cat Food
Blazer sat in the arena and got to know the strangers again from the public, and found two things he had never noticed before.
First, strangers like to say opening remarks. Every stranger will say something when he appears on stage. Secondly, the strangers' real bodies may not be good.
What liver care, eye protection, and physiological disorders, it's just full of holes.
When he thought of the strangers with such a body, he had to save the world day and night, Blazer couldn't help but be moved to tears.
[You guys, take care of your body first! ]
[Without a good body, how can you help people! ]
Except for Blazer's inner sigh, the other audiences shouted directly. When the most popular stranger appeared, the audience would shout the lines that the stranger had said before, with great momentum.
When Greenland was on the spot, the people in the audience would shout diapers--
Greenland was almost angry to death. She was very thick-skinned, but the audience around her shouting diapers made it difficult for her to read the next advertisement.
Although the business order stipulates that she only needs to read the lines, she is a responsible person and will never be so casual.
She must use a more shocking effect to satisfy the client.
A ray of light flashed in Greenland's brain, which was jokingly called the new human brain. The world view, the audience's emotions, the noise... countless pictures were connected one after another, and finally a conclusion was drawn.
Greenland suddenly raised his hand, and in the attention of the crowd and the cheers like waves, he slowly opened his hand and took a few dry grains in his palm.
"In countless life-and-death moments, I relied on these foods to save my lifeline again and again and seize the opportunity of victory in my own hands!"
"Ah-that's our Mekingjord's cat food!" A group of strongmen stood up and roared with super loud voices, with a hint of pride in their voices.
This is the cat food for the hero who defeated the big red dragon.
It was the cat food that created the miracle!
"Cat food! Cat food! Cat food!"
Amid the deafening cheers of the Sun Arena and the shocked expressions of her opponents [Do you really want to eat it?] [You are a human!], Greenland stuffed the pellets in her hand into her mouth.
Not only that, to prove that she really put it in her mouth, she stuck out her pink tongue so that everyone could see the pellets on her tongue, then rolled the pellets in, making a crunching sound of chewing, and finally...
"It tastes great!"
"Oh - cat food gives her strength!"
The opponent, the stranger, was tangled up, because the business order he received was toilet paper, but there was no way to take it out and eat it.
Greenland opened her hands and faced her own cheers. She quietly opened one eye and glanced at the backstage. The client's mother was very satisfied and had already paid the balance and gave her an extra bonus.
After all, the taste of "Godlock" is very delicate, and it is not a pleasant thing for people to eat cat food.
This is the cleverness of Greenland's plan.
It is common sense that cats must eat cat food. The cat beastman must have taken out cat food, which was also a subconscious thought.
But how could she really eat cat food? She took out emergency food from Mekingjord. Her purpose was just to make people around her think that she was eating cat food, so that she could get the cat food business order.
It was simply too perfect. Not only did she complete the business order, but she also gave a shot of adrenaline to future clients.
She, Greenland, would not hesitate to humiliate herself for the business order.
In a certain hospital clinic, a famous model was looking at the handsome celebrity doctor in front of her with expectation, and she used her winning trick.
"Oh~ Doctor, my chest is a little uncomfortable~"
The coquettish voice was enough to soften any man, but the celebrity doctor covered his mouth and tilted the table with the pen in his hand, and his eyes never left the screen in front of him.
The model couldn't help but worry that her idea of pretending to be sick to deceive the doctor would be exposed. This black-haired, cool and handsome guy would probably scold her and let her get out neatly.
"Hmm~Puff~"
The model was stunned. She heard a cough-like giggle.
"Doctor, what's wrong?"
"Haha, nothing, our cat is just being silly." The doctor faced the model for the first time. He seemed particularly happy, with crystal tears in the corners of his eyes.
It was like a plum blossom blooming in the snow. People who heard the laughter and saw the plum blossom exhaled white air and blushed.
I don't know if it was because the weather was too cold or the flowers were too beautiful.
The model couldn't help but approach the doctor cautiously like a cat.
Shua——
The cold-looking nurse next to her chopped the file board in her hand with the posture of chopping beef bones with a kitchen knife, and almost cut off the model's nose.
"Doctor, our cutting-edge medical equipment can't find out the problem with this patient. Why don't we use some primitive methods. For example..."
The nurse looked at the model with squinting eyes. Although the nurse was wearing a mask, the words she said were like cold air spewing out of it.
"How about a lumbar puncture biopsy?"
"Okay, go ahead." The doctor wiped his eyes and never looked away from the screen.
"I, I'm not sick!" The model turned pale, put on her clothes and ran out.
"You shouldn't scare patients." The doctor casually lectured the nurse.
"You shouldn't watch live games in the clinic." The nurse retorted, and then stood behind the doctor like an ice sculpture, motionless.
"Why are you still here?"
"I support Greenland, I will never miss any of Greenland's live broadcasts." The nurse raised her chin in a high and cold voice, and her cold voice gradually melted, "With Greenland's strength, even if it is the top 128, it is impossible to last more than 5 minutes in her hands, and these five minutes are my rest time."
"This is the only place where you won't be disturbed!"
"Ah-Lord Greenland!"
The doctor covered his forehead with a headache, but he didn't dare to turn off the live broadcast, because the nurse behind him was already fanatical, waving the board in her hand and cheering.
Fortunately, Greenland is really strong and can solve the battle in a few minutes, otherwise people outside will think he is a psychiatrist.
"Hmm..." The doctor held his chin, squinted his eyes and smiled at Greenland fighting on the screen.
This guy got carried away and actually showed off his cat food during the battle. Although it didn't affect the battle...but after knowing the truth, God knows what kind of interesting reaction she will have.
"So cute."
Doctor, the Ripper decided to try his best to keep this secret.
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