Players Please Respect Yourself

(Gift from cute host Chu Jiayun...

When Wang Hao heard this word, he wanted to force the shop assistant to strangle that damn thing.

Won't Nima tell me in advance about the gift?

Well now, I, Mr. Wang, have not only become a pervert who gave away three points of battle clothes first, but also made this thing a standard configuration in a certain sense?

Forget about sending Ai Xi, the demon queen...forget it for now, even the black-skinned girl who is a tool person, changes clothes every day, and shows off in the market, what the hell is this?

I'd better find some excuse to burn that so-called 'in the way' to ashes, right?

But later on, people said that I lifted my trousers and refused to accept my account, and even wiped out people's houses, splashed dirty water, etc. What should I do?

As a prudent devil, bah, a prudent contestant, Wang Hao is always easy to overthink.

Just when Wang Hao was thinking wildly, Aixi sensitively caught the hesitation in Wang Hao's eyes, and even opened the cabinet where Wang Hao was holding things before, and found the same small bag inside, and looked at the things inside. It was flushed, and it felt like her nostrils and ear holes were all puffing out steam.

That small piece of silk cloth is really too small to wipe the table!

Wait! Ashe, that...

Wang Hao still underestimated the intensity of the war between women.

If there was only one gift, maybe Ashe would refuse it if she was too shy.

now!

Ai Xi bit her red lips, as if afraid of being snatched back, she hugged the bag tightly to her chest, and rushed out of the lord's room almost running away, saying from a distance: My king, thank you for your gift .”

You... Alas! On this day, Wang Hao collapsed. It's been a long time since he felt that he has nothing to love.

Anyway, the relationship with Aixi froze temporarily, but Wang Hao didn't take it seriously.

Let these go with the flow.

He silently opened the overlord authority of the West and overlooked the ground. At this time, the elite players [God of Tulip] and [Jun Muqi] were with a group of players in a deep underground area 100 meters above the ground, clearing out endless undead creatures.

Be careful! The elites here are already ready to kill us. [Sword God of Punishment] A magnificent sword flower, followed by a huge skeleton dog with shoulder height as tall as an adult.

At this time, from an inconspicuous gap next to it, a huge skull suddenly opened its mouth wide, spitting out hundreds of bone spurs. These bone spurs, infused with corpse poison and dark power, easily penetrated the carapaces of Tulip and Jun Muqi.

Feeling the numbness and slight pain coming from all over the body, the two of them quickly looked at the system prompt.

Tulip cursed: Grass! It's corpse poison!

[Lazy] Reminder: Use holy water quickly! New equipment, don't forget!

The two guys hurriedly took out the glass vial that was shining with golden light, applied it externally and took it internally on the spot. Under normal circumstances, this is just a process of the game - poisoning and detoxification.

Even if a part of the pain system is turned on, it won't be a problem.

The bad thing is that a certain lord watching this scene said coldly: [Spirit Synchronization] is on!

right!

Wang Hao has discovered why the mind flayer's mental attack is ineffective against players.

The secret is: the player only uses their will to control the body of the Land Abandoned by God by sending remote commands. There can be ** neural response feedback, but the [Spiritual Synchronization] option is not turned on.

Now, Wang Hao kindly helped the two guys open it.

Therefore, for the first time in the history of Land Abandoned by God, a player truly experienced the power of holy water.

Holy water can detoxify, eliminate dark forces, and stimulate the regeneration of damaged tissues in the human body. The principle is to use super powerful holy spirit to act on the human body and stimulate the body's protective mechanism to take corresponding actions.

The essence of holy water is sacred spiritual energy stored in liquid.

When such a mass of sacred spiritual power crossed the space and directly reached the bodies of Tulip and Jun Muqi in the heavenly dynasty, wonderful changes occurred.

Wearing VR helmets, the two people who were lying on their own beds suddenly felt a sacred and warm atmosphere filled them.

Jun Muqi: Wow! This sensory special effect is amazing. It seems to be really full of divine power.

God of Tulip: Yes! This broken game is so realistic, it feels like my soul has been washed.

It's not blowing, it really seems to have a kind of smell-I'm Buddha.

The game was still going on, and neither guy felt anything at first.

But when I hit it, I felt something was wrong.

In the past, the two of them posted pictures in the q group every day, and when they played games, they even flew dirty jokes with their teammates all over the place. They were definitely responsible for causing trouble in the team.

This time, why do you feel that talking dirty is boring?

The situation continued until after fighting the monsters, and after taking the Shayu Express back to the city to go offline, I still felt something was wrong.

Feng Liangcheng, who is also the deity of the tulip god, felt a little inappropriate after thinking about it: No, let's watch some f***ing eye-catching first.

It’s okay if you don’t look at it, but it’s boring when you look at it.

If it's a burst of excitement, and friends say he's fine, and then it's boring, that's normal.

The scary thing is that I can't even get excited now.

It was as if just when I was about to turn the world upside down, a little golden angel popped up in my mind and slapped him across the face, and then the little angel put on a kindly old lady expression, and solemnly told him: No, actually you don't want to Hi!

At this moment, Feng Liangcheng collapsed.

I didn't sleep well all night, and I didn't eat breakfast the next day. As soon as I went out, I saw my roommate Jun Zihao (Jun Muqi) in the opposite room also wearing a black smoke ring.

What? You couldn't sleep last night?

What a coincidence, you too?

Both guys are masters of saving face. Man, who would casually say that he can't do it?

For three days in a row, they became incomparably Buddhist and indifferent to the world.

No more absenteeism.

Do not post pictures.

Forget it all, the two guys did not hesitate to risk bankruptcy to help an old man who didn't want to cross the road to cross the road.

After being tortured for three days, the two guys with black eye circles like national treasures finally sat down face to face and faced reality.

I think the damned holy water is tricky. There seems to be something wrong with one of my friends.

That's a coincidence, a friend of mine may also have a problem.

The two suspicious guys went to the hospital for examination, but found that nothing happened. After returning home, Feng Liangcheng found that the photo albums of pure and beautiful girls that he didn't even look out of the corners of his eyes before, now seem to be purely moved.

After tossing back and forth for a full week, the two of them realized that they were gradually returning to normal.

I won't use any shit holy water anymore.

Normally, this operation is no problem.

But I don't know why, maybe it's because they are too dirty, as long as teammates use holy water in the future, they want to vomit as soon as they smell the smell.