Players Please Respect Yourself

(Leader Chu Jiayun 25/26)

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Never underestimate the self-entertainment ability of sand sculpture players.

In addition to eating, these guys can also play n tricks.

Just like the following scenario:

[The end of the sky]: The market is open! The electricity-swallowing version of the tongue twister competition is now open! Buy [Dragon Sky Xingyue] to win 1 and pay 2, [Billy King's Roar] 1 to pay 3. Please note that 20% of all betting money % as the winner's bonus! Each sentence is allowed to pause for up to one second. The sentence in the middle is considered a loss, the mispronunciation is considered a loss, and the word is lost if it is pulled out. .”

[Long Tian Xingyue] Come first, swallow the lightning fragments in one gulp: The black chemical fertilizer turns gray... Zi... The gray fertilizer turns black... ah... The black fertilizer turns black but not gray... Ash turns black... Woohoo!

Even if the perception is cut off, the tongue knot caused by continuous electric shocks is definitely much more serious than I imagined. [Dragon Sky Xingyue] I couldn't finish it, I persisted for 8 seconds and it was over.

【King Billy's Roar】He yelled at the beginning: If you eat grapes, you don't vomit the grape skins, if you don't eat grapes, you vomit... vomit!

This guy speaks fast and spits out fast.

Suddenly there was a mosaic on the screen.

This kind of live broadcast is considered elegant and harmonious, and the impact on the city's appearance is yet to come.

On a big head three meters away from the shore in the lake, [God of Tulip] yelled loudly: I now officially announce the start of the first Abyss City Vomiting Contest. Remember, the two contestants are prohibited from having any physical contact with their opponents. Contact, but can attack or provoke the other party with words.

Why is there such a competition?

It was this group of filth who discovered that if they endured for a long time, they would actually increase their 【Will】. These bastards didn't care how the biu station should live broadcast, and started doing it on the spot.

The No. 1 contestant is [Junchen Tianya] who became the Dragon King by posting pictures in the official q group.

Contestant No. 2 is a new generation of fancy tricks [Have you eaten yet].

The two contestants drank three Thunder and Lightning Sashimi at the same time with the lake water accompanied by spicy sticks.

[Junchen Tianya] His face turned blue and he still didn't forget to hit his opponent: Give up! I'm a man who was made to have diarrhea by the boss and didn't die.

【Have you eaten yet】Hey hey smiled: You get used to vomiting.

You vomit first! You vomit first! The old, the weak, the sick and the disabled are given priority.

Forget it, at this level, elementary school students won't vomit.

Brother dei, have you heard of the four great tragedies in life?

[Have you eaten yet] The lobster whiskers tremblingly: Hi? Bridal chamber wedding night—next door?

[Junchen Tianya] Shivering from the electric shock, he shook his finger.

Lift the bride's skull?

No! no! no! It's the wedding night—the murloc!

[Have you eaten yet] I immediately entered the scene, thinking that if I lifted the red head covering, I would see a murloc...

That scene was already very brutal, but [Junchen Tianya] added a sentence: Yes! It's you in this world—

The biggest fear of playing games is that the aesthetics will be misleading. After watching fish and shrimp for a long time, I feel a little beautiful.

If it is true that there are murlocs every year, the picture is too beautiful to imagine.

or myself...

Fuck, is this the legendary Japanese?

Still curious!

Ouch! [Have you eaten yet] collapsed immediately, spraying mosaics all over the screen.

Just as the winner of [Junchen Tianya] laughed abnormally, then the God of Tulip kindly reminded him: My dear, your shrimp intestines are flying out.

Um?

This is the legendary v8 engine changed to v7 - don't ask where the missing cylinder went, of course it was taken off...

Well, no one is willing to eat the thunder and lightning sashimi of [Junchen Tianya].

Compared to the above pair of dirt.

The cooking competition between [Chu Jiayun] and [Jun Muqi] attracted more attention.

The host here is Ms. Palana: Please remember, the two contestants, try to cover up the negative effects of [Lightning Sashimi] as much as possible, so that the other party can eat comfortably, and the winner is the one who persists for a long time.

As soon as I finished speaking here, I saw Chu Jiayun 'missing' a large piece of salmon on the ground.

Snapped!

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Chu Jiayun silently picked up the salmon and put it back into the oil pan.

Well, player Chu Jiayun, this doesn't seem very good, does it? Palana reminded kindly.

Chu Jiayun didn't care: Didn't everyone always say that it's okay to pick up food within three seconds after dropping it?

Palana became quite embarrassed: There is such a saying, but...

Since there is no problem for three seconds, wouldn't the result be the same for countless three seconds. That is, 'it has always been okay'.

Miss Mermaid's eyes widened to the limit. Facing the real logical genius, she couldn't find any words to refute for a while.

Immediately, he saw Chu Jiayun pouring butter into the oil pan that was more sour than socks that hadn't been washed in three months.

this……

Hand shaking.

Then I saw Chu Jiayun pouring a catty of salt mixed with silt.

this……

Hand shaking!

Finally, a large number of white poisonous amanita mushrooms were also seen.

Miss Palana's face turned blue.

this……

Hand shaking—

Looking at Jun Muqi, who was serious about cooking food, Palana finally understood that what Jun Muqi wanted was the prize money for winning, while Chu Jiayun wanted his life.

This, what hatred and resentment!

A few minutes later, watch the brown rainbow spray across the sky. Even with the mosaic on, the super tube of the biu station still came over and silently closed the live broadcast room...

The players are fooling around, but the cat people ignore it.

Master! Come on! Come on!

Hey! Another one died! Don't poison, how can we eat like this? The blue cat wiped his mouth while bb.

When the voice fell, it gave the orange cat a knock on the head

How many times have I said it! You can't criticize the masters. Oh, can't you be as careful as I am?

All the cats looked at the orange cat with a round belly. Recently, the shape of the orange cat has become more and more like a tumbler, and they all said in unison in their hearts - as expected, he is really stable!

The players reveled, Wang Hao also ignored it, and returned to Abyss City with Zerat.

When the Demon Queen and Ashe saw it, they were immediately surprised: It's done?

Well. What about this side?

It's okay. The other party didn't cause much damage.

In the final analysis, the dog head brother is watching from the square. There is also a prerequisite for the success of the Trojan horse tactics, that is, the victor is paralyzed and there are supporting troops outside the city.

The only waterway is still guarded by Xiaolan and Shield Crab, and the defenders in the city are facing an enemy. In this case, sneaking some undead creatures, even elite troops, is no different from delivering food.

It was immediately suppressed.

Fifteen minutes later, Zerat woke up in a burst of pain, and he immediately became ill.

Ah! What did you do? You can't do this to me!

He suddenly found that his body was imprisoned in the middle of a huge magic circle, and this damn magic circle was continuously extracting electricity from his frail body...