Players Please Respect Yourself

(Moe Lord Heng Gen Zhidan will be updated on 12/22)

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One day in the future, perhaps this increasingly powerful city will be destroyed because it cannot resist powerful enemies.

That's why, I have already made a plan for [Wandering Abyss].

As a brave (monster) king who is cautious (goal), it is a basic operation to count defeat before winning.

While Abyss City is still there, imprint the beauty of this city in your mind more.

When I came to the business district, I saw a lobster holding a copy of Jin Ping Mei by the bed in a tavern, with its eyes sticking out, and the eyeballs circling around the red cloth of Miss Mermaid, while shaking its head: Two ears Don't listen to things outside the window, and only read the books of sages.

Then I saw [Junchen Tianya], [Have you eaten yet], [God of Tulip] and [Jun Muqi] playing [Dragon King Game] on the street.

Basically, the routine is a green celestial dragon head cover made of animal skin. Try to put it on the opponent's head. Whoever gets caught in the cover will be the [Dragon King], and then a group of shrimps and crabs are stacked together, twisting the crotch axis...

Wang, who wanted to remember the city just a moment ago, just wanted to wash his eyes.

Too hot eyes!

Is it because I'm not dirty enough that I'm out of tune with you?

If the streets of my city are full of these filth, it should be destroyed. Fortunately, when it was first set, just like the key parts of Attack on Titan were blank, there were no settings such as diced shrimp, diced crab, and diced fish, otherwise I really don't know what to do.

The few filth who were playing around suddenly received the bad news that the lord's favorability had dropped, and they all wailed.

Going forward, you can see a pair of lobster dog girls are kissing passionately... well, the shrimp guns and shrimp whiskers on their shrimp heads have stuck each other, and they are calling for help.

snort! deserve it!

In the next second, there was only a shout of anger, and a raccoon cat of Tianchao chased out from [Slight Sadness] with a rolling stick, and forced an Erha who was stealing ham into the corner of the alley, and beat him to death. Nose and face are swollen.

I let you steal it! Let you steal it! Spit it out.

I don't want to! The husky dog ​​man just finished shouting with great backbone, and was shocked to find that the meat in his mouth had fallen because of his shouting...

He didn't eat the meat, and he kept getting beaten, yelling, Boss Alaska, save me!

At the entrance of the alley, two big white dogs surrounded by a group of cat people whistled, expressing that they did not know the idiot in the alley.

Wang Hao held his forehead, to be precise, it was his own visor.

Ma Dan!

These funny comparisons, why no one came to destroy them humanely?

Walking all the way down, I suddenly saw a group of players triumphantly.

The streets here are full of Ding Ding Dong! Christmas music, and the group of teasers sprinkled red paper all over the street, while beating gongs, drums, trumpets and suonas, with the momentum of a certain high school champion.

Looking at the sixteen-person sedan chair, it was a man covered with black thorns and yellow sea urchins.

I saw a big sign on the back of the big sedan chair saying: [Today's No. 1 Big Boss (Interstellar Group Pet)].

If it’s purely funny, forget it, these players also professionally made a notice board with fluorescent algae, and you can see the big characters written on it from a hundred meters away: [Kill 5 Lich, 1 Skeleton Giant, 119 Skeleton soldier, die 5 times! 】

It not only lists how many enemies are killed each time, but God damn it and kda!

kda is a value that reflects a player's game level. The higher the kda value, the higher the player's level. kda is a value calculated according to a certain ratio of kill (kill), death (death) and assist (assist), and its formula is (k+a)/d. Generally, 3 is normal.

The kda of this [Interstellar group favorite] is as high as 25 insane!

What's interesting is that even if the sea urchins are the same, the efficiency of blasting them out is quite different.

The kill list behind this bulletin board is a good reflection of those sea urchin players who are the most aggressive today.

The meaning is - the great people have come out, and you big brothers can figure it out.

Wang Hao couldn't laugh or cry.

He got the biological blueprint of the sea urchin, a special unit, from the old dragon, which meant to take care of the vulnerable (sick self-explosive madman) groups.

It's a little bit sour now that they are doing it like this.

Sure enough, where there are people, there is paste.

However, the players who can become sea urchins have the lowest basic attributes in reality. A guy who is obese simply because of laziness is not qualified to be a sea urchin. So it's not that the bottom 5% is taken care of, and the bottom 5%-10% is reduced to the new bottom.

This part of people can get a better game experience through their own efforts.

Seeing a group of sea urchin players being promoted as big stars by players who took advantage of it, Wang Hao smiled, and led Jin Weiyin into a side road.

Walking slowly, I came to the training ground unknowingly.

It must be said that there are all kinds of players.

At this time of Christmas, there are actually new lobster players from the national server practicing cleave in the training ground.

Use force according to your own body structure! You are lobsters, without bones, and your carapace limits the space for you to use your knives. You need to know your limits through continuous training, and exercise your pliers well. Cooperate with your [Cleave]!

On the high platform, the figure commanding fifty lobster players looked familiar.

Elestine?

Wang Hao almost forgot about this product.

When Ms. Ya Miedie saw that it was Wang Hao, she froze and became very unnatural. Seeing that Wang Hao didn't seem to want to leave, she sternly said: Go ahead, the lord has something to do with me. No one is allowed to be lazy, or if I find out, you don't want to complete this training!

Yes... Those hard-working players responded tremblingly.

Wang Hao, who hadn't planned to do anything, suddenly saw Elestine's pleading eyes.

Wang Hao, who was a little curious, followed her into the instructor's lounge on the training ground. Wang Hao found that this place is very simple, and there is only Elestine alone.

As soon as he entered, Elestine closed the door, then consciously leaned on the table, and pulled up the hem of his samurai uniform, revealing the smooth and round bronze-colored northern and southern hemispheres.

You can clearly see how beautiful the curve is.

Wang Hao was almost blinded by Ting Zi.

You... He was about to reprimand, but was suddenly interrupted by Elestine.

Master, I know! She lowered her voice with her head down.

You also know?

I know the master doesn't like me, so he came here to kick my ass!

Fuck! I'm not that boring!

I don't ask for anything, I just ask that I don't leave shoe prints on the hem of the samurai uniform. I have already lost face in front of my compatriots, and I just ask the master to let me maintain the last bit of dignity in front of the 'players'.

...

It seems that this funny girl Heipi was really bullied by her former subordinates.

Wang Hao raised his head, and loudly sent a message to the guard outside the door: Ayi, except for Elestine, all the living dark elves are thrown into the training ground, and they will not be restored to their original positions if they don't fight the player for a hundred games. If you kill it, then die.

clear!

Here, Elestine turned her head in infinite surprise, and suddenly she saw a black combat boot moving from far to near.

The next second, she was kicked in the ass again.

Juli made her whole body printed on the wall in large characters, almost impossible to pick out...

I don't know why, but I just want to kick you!