Players Please Respect Yourself

[Lazy] He widened his kryptonite eyes: Sister, are you not a human being in reality?

In the next second, he slapped his old sister into the hole.

Well, the human-shaped pit on the ground is the power of his sister's blow.

[Lazy Cloud] A little bit of embarrassment turned into anger: What nonsense are you talking about... Bah, bah, bah! Don't talk nonsense!

The full-haired [Lalan] struggled to get up: Here, don't scare me!

[Lazy Cloud] Angrily: No! After I bring down the soldier king brought by A Fang...

After that!? [Lalan] swallowed nervously.

The superiors are forcing me to apply for the Olympics!

Pfft— The younger brother burst out laughing, and the older sister was also helpless!

She crossed her hips: One thing is for sure. After playing here for a long time, my physical function in reality is infinitely close to the limit of the human body. I ran 100 meters... almost ran in 11 seconds!

This time [Lalan] was really surprised. You know, the women's world record is 10.49 seconds set by American sprinter Joyner at the 24th Seoul Olympics in 1988.

This record has been broken by no one in the past 32 years!

Known as an unbreakable record.

My elder sister ran out of this grade, saying that she would not be much wrong if she went further and further on the road of being an inappropriate person.

At the same time, he was relieved that the country dared to let her go to the Olympics, which proved that it had nothing to do with doping.

[Lazy Cloud] continued to sigh: My body function has been proved to be quite close to the limit of human beings, but it is still within the normal range. That's why I struggled. This only appeared after playing this game. As a result, the superiors now attach great importance to Xiaoqiang. Glory OL with the studio.

I wanted to continue talking, but suddenly found that the battle situation not far away had changed.

A three-story tall monster with five petal-like lips appeared, and it swept across more than a hundred players around it in a violent manner.

[Lazy Cloud] He stroked his hair, and when he was about to make a move, a cannon shot came from behind.

The sand sculpture players are playing tricks together again.

Ahhhh—— [Freedom Blue Bird] flew into the air with a mortar version of [Human Cannon] with a diameter of more than one meter. At this moment, he became the most beautiful cub in the sky. If there were no accidents, after [Heigu Little Angel]'s magical ballistic calculations, [Blue Bird] would be shot into the monster's mouth.

Under normal circumstances, this kind of cheating behavior can be translated as - add food to the monster!

For sand sculpture players, is cheating teammates a thing?

What is different from everyone's imagination is that [Freedom Blue Bird], who is a killer crab, still has an old-fashioned 57mm caliber six-pound gun on his waist at this moment.

Please note that this is a 6-pound cavalry gun modeled after Napoleon's period. Even if it is not cast in bronze but made of new raw steel, the total weight is still 200 kg.

This thing is a deformed product of Abyss City before there was no TNT, and after the emergence of steelmaking, it has long been eliminated by the Abyss Legion.

This style of painting is quite messy!

Forget about carrying a bazooka or something, this cargo is an old-fashioned artillery!

This scene is very similar to [Monster Hunter]!

Most of the slender gun barrel, which was more than one and a half meters long, was stuffed into the monster's mouth.

Dear! Shut up! Then say——love me! This sick guy brought his perversion to the extreme.

What made the surrounding players gasp was that the opponent's five-petal mouth full of sharp fangs really closed as if it was a stress reaction!

Hahahaha! A group of sand sculptures died laughing on the spot.

In the anticipation of everyone, [Blue Bird] pulled the gun rope, and the cannon immediately roared.

This kind of negative range bombardment, of course, exerted the greatest power of the shells.

The explosive bomb passed through the monster's mouth and entered through the neck. The violent explosion tore apart the flesh and blood. The scarlet liquid was like a cluster of bright red peonies blooming, splitting the air, and together with the flesh and blood, it performed the fairy flowering.

Of course, [Free Blue Bird] is not easy to be funny.

First of all, this kind of old-fashioned cannon has no brake, and there is no wheel to help buffer it. The huge reaction force when firing the cannon made this guy break his hands on the spot.

Then...the bomb exploded!

This is the life of this funny man!

But who would love a game that could be revived?

Hahahaha! A group of sand statues took out bags of wine like New Year's Eve, and celebrated on the spot.

Look at it! Learn it! This trick is called [Flying Dragon Riding Face Cannon]! When [Blue Bird] was snarling, [Junchen Tianya] was not convinced, and when he saw another big monster coming, he also picked up the cannon barrel. imitate.

But this time... ahem! When the cannon was fired, [the black bitter tea master] knocked on the cannon barrel, and the muzzle was lowered by one degree when the cannon was fired.

[Junchen] He meowed directly into the monster's mouth.

With a click, the monster who subconsciously chewed a few times was stunned.

Huh huh?

There are still automatic pig feeding these days?

This monster's digestion ability is very strong, until 30 seconds later, [Junchen Tianya] turned into a mosaic and came out from behind the monster's buttocks, and he didn't hear the gunshot.

puff!

Wa hahaha!

Sure enough, he is worthy of being a master of tricks [Junchen Tianya], he can do new tricks every time.

This incident, without exception, was put on the biu station by the up masters, and once rushed to the daily broadcast volume champion.

The [Lazy Cloud] next to him said, Don't look at [Jun Chen]'s teaser, his mental power and reaction power are also much better than ordinary people.

[Lazy] Thoughtful: Actually, I have a similar feeling. I seem to be about to break through. This is not the kind of breakthrough reflected by the game system, but I really want to break through, from a mortal. Become a real [shooting master]. Sister, do you know? I went to the archery hall secretly a while ago, and nine out of ten arrows I could hit the ten rings 80 meters away.

This is scary.

Compound bows made of modern high-tech materials can pull stronger bowstrings with less force, and the shooting range is much longer than in ancient times.

But 80 meters away, a person is just a dot.

Seeing the old sister's surprised gaze, 【Lalan】pretended to be aggressive: So I'm going to the Olympics too.

They didn't know that their own situation was summarized on Wang Hao's table by Liu Yuechan in the Datianchao's villa.

Wang Hao had a splitting headache.

He's meow!

So many players want to be promoted to quasi-heroes! ?

Looking at the smiling tool man who was still wearing a water-blue cheongsam to show off his figure, Wang Hao became annoyed: You won't stop them? Didn't I give you permission?

It's better to be sparse than blocked! Liu Yuechan, like the best spring, stroked her hair and played with her fingers: Besides, the current hero, do you think it's enough? Or, do you think it's enough? Can I really win this battle with an attitude of not caring about myself?