Pocket Data Master
Chapter 470 Today, a snake bit me...
Ivory Pig also saw a lake in front of him. He was about to shoot a freezing beam, but he caught a glimpse of a black light and his feet suddenly tilted, and his whole body suddenly turned up.
The ferocious big white ivory plowed open two large pits, and the huge body somersaulted 360 degrees and fell into the water. Brother Monkey had to admire how much the second senior brother learned.
With a roar, the lake seemed to have been hit by a meteorite. The huge spiral waves rushed in all directions. When they reached the front of the temple, they were more than twenty meters high.
After seeing the huge waves, Qianami, who was driving over, turned around again without hesitation and got out of the way. On the contrary, the two conscientious trainers who came over were beaten by the waves on the grass.
Dian leisurely picked up the wet tissue that was still dry next to him and pretended to wipe the unnecessary water droplets on his face, "The wisher took the bait."
Isn't it? It's not just Qianami and Azisa who took the bait, but also an ivory pig.
The male trainer stared dumbly at the ivory pig lying dead in the lake, covered in yellow lightning, and hid the stones he picked up behind his back.
Didn’t you say that 100,000 volts won’t work? I'm still numb.
On the contrary, the female trainer next to her once again showed her ability to seek death and threw a Poke Ball at the ivory pig in the lake.
Snap, a carp suddenly jumped up from the lake, just above the parabola of the elf ball. With a disdainful glance at its black pupils as big as the tip of a needle, the carp swung its tail and hit the elf ball directly.
home run!
With a "bang" sound, the elf ball quickly returned to where it came from, and suddenly smashed the female trainer's face with a red circular mark.
This series of actions proves many points. First, the Magikarp cannot be conquered by just throwing a ball. Second, the Poke Ball cannot conquer humans. Third, the water splash jump is not without attack power...
Immediately afterwards, King Carp's water splash seemed to trigger a chain effect, and large fish splashed out of the lake, as if some extremely terrifying existence in the lake suddenly became angry.
Qianami opened the car door and got out of the car. She and Azisa stared blankly at this scene. At the last moment, the ivory pig was arrogant and wreaked havoc on everything around it. Not only did they miss their attacks, but they also chased them away.
The next moment, the paralysis effect was wrapped around his body and he was floating in the lake. Only his short tail was exposed. His playful struggle proved that he still had the power to fight back.
And the fish in the lake really seemed to be frightened by the ivory pig, wagging their tails and jumping to the shore. They were all jumping around and seemed to have fresh meat and few spines.
"Dream Demon, your tail can still move."
Dian looked at Dream Demon seriously and said, "Unqualified."
"Dream?"
The dream demon blinked his eyes, and his tail could move, which was obviously due to inertia!
She was just about to make another stab.
Bang! A thick column of water exploded, and a few wisps of green leaves floated slowly to the surface.
A Gyarados suddenly jumped from the lake to the shore with its tail between its legs, looking like it was frightened.
As for the originally naughty pig's tail, it completely lost its movement and fell quietly on the pig's butt.
At this moment, the green shadow in the lake flashed away and suddenly appeared on the bluestone on the shore, shaking off the water drops on its body.
Ivy Snake had a dissatisfied look on his face. He really believed his trainer's tears. He just caught fish when he caught them. What did it mean to throw down such a big pig?
A few trap bears that were secretly sneaking out of the forest to catch a few fish to improve their meals suddenly looked into the angry eyes of the Ivy Snake. They immediately raised their hands obediently and walked back with their heads lowered.
It was only then that Ms. Junsha who was nearby came belatedly. She found that her relatives were also there and went over to take a look.
The credit for rescuing a man from a pig's mouth is enough for the two of them to share. At least this month's bonus cannot be lost.
It was a warm and sunny day, and in the plains of Guandu, men and women were walking by the stream, forgetting how far the road was. Suddenly they came across a wild boar forest, hundreds of steps across the bank, with no trees in the middle, the grass was delicious, and the fallen flowers were colorful. The two of them were very drunk.
The friendly competition between the two deeply hurt the single male ivory pig, the owner of the wild boar forest.
So the ivory pig roared, let go and let me come.
How could two fledgling male and female trainers be the opponents of the Ivory Pig who had been practicing boy skills for more than ten years? Naturally, they could only run away in confusion.
In the end, the ivory pig that dared to set fire to the mountain, destroy the forest, pollute the water source, and fish out of the lake was suppressed on the spot by the two Junshas and rewarded to the trainer who played a supporting role.
The originally free ivory pig never imagined that this would be the day it lost its personal freedom.
However, the truth of the matter is that the Ivy Snake, which originally only wanted to catch two big fish, found that it was not very adaptable after entering the lake.
There was a lot of resistance in the water, and the fish was faster than expected, so I wasted a little time.
When the Ivy Snake caught a big fish with its vine whip, it was smashed by the Ivory Pig in a daze, and the Gyarados, who was hiding far away, naturally laughed in cooperation.
As a result, the Snake Sister, who had a much calmer and gentler temperament after evolution, became furious in an instant and directly used Ye Baofeng at full blast to the entire audience.
With one blow, all the fish in the field were stunned and could only run towards the shore;
With two blows, Gyarados was beaten to the point where it abandoned its nest and collapsed into a ball on the shore;
After three strikes, the still struggling Ivory Pig gave up treatment completely.
Facts have proved that even if you bully someone casually when they are docile, they will not even recognize you if they get really angry.
Even Dian was bitten by Wan An in the end, and the two red spots on his neck were particularly obvious.
But it doesn't matter,
Today, a snake bites me, tomorrow I will ride a snake.
After all the factors of unstable fines were finally pushed to the ivory pig who scored the goal, Miss Junsha, who was late, carried several large and meaty live fish and took the male and female trainers who had failed in the jungle back to record their statements.
By the way, I finalized this matter, which saved me many long nights and lost my bonus.
As for the party concerned, Ivory Pig, according to the current alliance laws, it only has the right of silence but no right of appeal.
From the legal point of view, it is considered a loss of virginity, and how to deal with it is entirely a matter for the temple.
Naturally, the palace would not raise such an ivory pig again that dared to commit six deadly sins. He couldn't afford it anyway.
But it doesn't matter. Sister Xiaoguang's family should be able to raise it. It's a pity that Ming and her sister declined the pig, saying that she didn't want it because it was a brain-damaged pig.
After deciding the fate of the pig in a few seconds, Dian was ready to put it in his hands and train it by starving it for a few days to prevent others from saying that the pig from his Yingyue family was not polite and would make him lose face.
Sooner or later, this ivory pig will understand the good intentions of the palace. He has not only found a parent to provide food and clothing for the other party, but also found a girlfriend for him. Although it is in the future tense, it is better than a pig alone.
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