Pokémon Academy of the Misfit

"You bastard! Where are you going?!" a voice shouted.

Zuo Hang knew that it was impossible for him to avoid his father.

In this case, he must find a way to become the guest.

"Oh no! Who are you calling a bastard?!"

"Bunny called you!"

"That's right! That's the bastard calling me!"

"Yeah! How many years ago are you using old jokes to fool your father?"

"It's not about being old, it's just about being useful! Gardevoir! Predict the future!"

"Quick Dragon! Dragon God dives!"

Two dazzling skill lights lit up on the two elves at the same time.

They don't fly very high.

This was still above the White Dragon. As long as there was a fight, the two of them would be watched.

"You are really a kind father and a filial son." The man following Zuo Tian couldn't help but say.

"Outsiders should not interfere. This is a matter between our father and son." Zuo Tian said.

Zuo Hang said disdainfully: "There is nothing to say, sooner or later I will give you a beating!"

"Bah! What do you know?"

"I don't understand! If you want to send Charizard away behind my back, you can't!" Zuo Hang spat down and spoke to Gardevoir again: "Predict the future!"

The first command was just to charge up the skills. Neither Gardevoir nor Kuailong were sure whether the father and son wanted to attack each other.

The second command was a signal that the father and son were really going to fight.

The purple light group that predicted the future collided with the swooping blue shadow of the Dragon God.

Zuo Tian jumped up from the dragon's back, and quickly took out an elf ball from his lower back. The red light flashed, and a sonic dragon appeared in the air. Zuo Tian stood on the dragon's back, and there was no Dragon God with Kuailong. He dived and crashed out together, and his body was not strong enough to predict the future.

A cloud of black mist rose up where the two skills collided. Kuailong shook his head and rushed out of the black mist.

"Pikachu! Electric Field to Irontail!"

The golden electric current spread rapidly after Zuo Hang's command, and Pikachu turned into a filament of electric current in the electrical field. It teleported behind Kuailong like a ghost, and the metallic luster on its tail bloomed sharply!

——Iron Tail!

Kuailong didn't have any extra thoughts. The moment he opened the electric field, his right arm lit up with flames.

He and Pikachu are also old rivals, and the two have had direct exchanges with each other.

Kuailong knew that Pikachu's first move after opening the electric field would definitely be to hit the back. This has become a muscle memory formed by long-term battles. Unless there is a conscious change, otherwise, his prediction will definitely not be wrong!

"——Boom~!" Flame and Iron Tail clashed, and the two physical attacks actually produced black smoke comparable to the collision of attacks.

Pikachu's body shape keeps changing in the electric field.

The first move can be predicted, but the second move cannot.

Kuailong flapped its wings and flew to a higher place. Pikachu could not fly, but teleported in the sky with the help of the electric field. As long as he was out of the range of the electric field, he did not have to fight with Pikachu.

but

Gardevoir, who used his telekinesis to float above the field, obviously would not let Kuailong succeed so easily. The energy of the moon that had been waiting for a long time was in his hands, and Gardevoir happened to intercept it at Kuailong's deep sky.

"What are you doing?! A 1V1 battle between real men! Why do women get involved???"

Zuo Tian suddenly shouted loudly, scaring Gardevoir into thinking.

What does a woman have to do?

Thank you, I feel appreciated!

The power of the moon in his hand became a little more solid.

"——Boom~!"

Kuailong's hurried flame fist collided with the moon blast, and Gardevoir's slightly angry moon blast clearly overwhelmed the flame fist.

Zuo Hang said: "I don't care about the 1v1 men's battle! It's just 2 vs 1. Do you have any objections? If you can, you can get two flying ones!"

Zuo Tian glanced at the Boomsonic Dragon under him, and then at Principal Bailong who came out to see him off.

The only elf that can fly is Tyrannosaurus. If he wants Tyrannosaurus to participate in the battle, unless Principal Bailong can let the unknown totem disguised as a brooch on his clothes also drag him down with telekinesis.

It is not difficult for a super elf to do two things at once. His son Gardevoir can use telekinesis to help Zuo Hang float into the air and fight again.

"Hey! I said, Lao Xiao, see if you can."

As soon as Zuo Tian finished speaking, Zuo Hang in the distance took out two more elf balls from his lower back.

A red light flashed.

Charizard and twin scabbards appear in the sky.

"Forget it, it's okay." Zuo Tian's eyes twitched.

Good guy! Four can fly!

Can’t afford it? !

Zuo Tian rubbed his hands and put on a face that was even more attentive than licking the dog Hoshino: "Good son, it was my father who was wrong. The Ethers are just a bunch of idiots! In fact, I wanted to play hard to get and squirted first. Send the fire dragon in, and then have a close relationship with him!"

As he said that, Zuo Tian also made a fist gesture.

"I vomited! Can you please stop making me disgusted?" Zuo Hang said, "It will be impossible for you to clear your name this time!"

"Huh, don't say that, haven't you been to Ether? To be honest, that place is actually pretty good." Zuo Tian said, "The alien beast factor is just a way to quickly increase your strength. It's not as bad as you think."

Zuo Hang's eyes were a little cold.

Obviously, he did not agree with Zuo Tian's remarks.

The atmosphere fell into silence.

There was no words between the two of them.

Charizard and Kuailosaurus seem to have a bad eye and may start fighting at any time.

After about five minutes, Zuo Tian sighed, "——Oh~~, I compromised. I was wrong."

This is his second apology. He did not intersperse any more words to try to defend himself.

"I don't want to see you again in a short time." Zuo Hang said.

His heart seemed to be tugged hard by something, and Zuo Tian looked a little lonely.

"Kailong, let's go."

"Hoo~?!"

"Where else can we go? Go home!"

Zuo Tian, ​​who was riding a booming dragon, flew past Zuo Hang. Their eyes met for a short time. When Zuo Tian met, he said, "If nothing happens, come back and have a look. I may leave Feiniao in a few days. If not If there is an accident, it may take a year or even longer.”

There was a lot of information in the words, but rather than intelligence, Zuo Hang could hear more of the helplessness of an old man.

Suddenly I felt a little soft-hearted.

After all, he is his father

"I know, I'll go back when I have time."

There was no common quarrel between a father and a son, where they scolded each other and then fell into a cold war, with each side taking a step back.

As a man in two lifetimes, he has never been a father, and has never experienced the sadness of middle-aged people. Zuo Hang didn't know what Zuo Tian was feeling at this time. He just suddenly remembered a sentence. At this time, he suddenly felt a little grateful to the person who had been talking about it all day long. The White Dragon Terminal.

"——Shivering! When will humans and machines understand each other before?"

Yes, both humans and machines, or humans, need to understand each other.

Zuo Tian's figure walked further and further away, and finally even the huge Kuailong disappeared.

Zuo Hang watched his father leave without speaking again and had nothing else to say.

"I want to clear my mind for Aether. In fact, they just do things in extreme ways." said the man who stayed where he was.

Zuo Hang saw the unknown totem on his chest, and also saw the stream of telekinesis on the unknown totem.

Zuo Hang said: "No need, no need to wash your hands. I have been to Aether. I will judge how they do."

"Gardevoir, let's go."

His mental power suddenly accelerated, and Zuo Hang flew towards the teaching building, retracting the double scabbards of the fire-breathing dragon in the process.

Xiran's class is coming to an end.

“Whoever has questions, I’ll give you three minutes to ask!”

There was silence in the audience.

"Very good! My disappointment in you has reached another level!"

Zuo Hang looked at the blackboard from outside the classroom.

It’s still a lesson about elf character.

It is inevitable that some properties are lacking.

Zuo Hang entered the classroom through the back door.

This guy Hoshino is still playing elf punk.

The Ether researcher named Hoshino Masahiro made Zuo Hang a little concerned. If he was from the Hoshino family, Zuo Hang might be able to ask something related to the Ether.

"Hoshino." Zuo Hang patted his shoulder.

"Oh! Stop making trouble! We're exchanging elves!"

As soon as he opened his mouth, he felt something was wrong, and Hoshino Ryuuji suddenly turned around.

"Fuck! Ye Qingjie! Brother Hangzi, you're back!"

Hoshino's voice was a bit loud, and Xiran glanced in their direction.

She saw Zuo Hang sneaking in from the back door, without saying too many words or nodding, as if Zuo Hang had been taking this class all along.

Because of Hoshino's loud shouting, other people in the class also saw the monitor who had been missing for nearly a week.

The student union election is in a hurry, and the monitors of other classes are canvassing for votes. It is rare for someone like Zuo Hang to disappear for a week.

Zuo Hang said to Hoshino: "Can you pay attention, I just took a week's leave, I'm not dead."

Hoshino waved his hand and said: "That's about right. No one is around anyway. The week you disappeared, Wang Wenchuan from Class F was very arrogant. Let me show you something."

Hoshino cut out the elf punk, opened station B, found an up owner named Can Can, and then clicked "Latest Release", the first one, [Must-Kill Myth, Spin and Rush Blue Riolu]

"Look! Look! That boy Wang Wenchuan has definitely made a deal with this Up. 80% of the footage in this video is of him fighting Riolu."

"But..." Hoshino changed his tone.

"The sure-kill myth from last issue is very impressive!"

The sure kill in the last issue was the battle between Zuo Hang and Blood Dragon, which was much higher than Wang Wenchuan's in this issue.

Lady Blood Dragon herself is relatively popular, and the fight between the kings and elves is really good to watch. Zuo Hang will crush Wang Wenchuan in every aspect in this video.

but…

Zuo Hang, who had been missing for a month, did not do any mobilization work for the campaign. On the contrary, Wang Wenchuan and his gang distributed leaflets on campus every day.

This is not a good sign.

No one in Class A asked any questions. Xiran ended get out of class normally after scolding everyone. As a result, Hoshino's voice became more open, attracting most of the people in Class A.

Zuo Rou ran over from the door, "Smelly brother! Where have you been these days?"

Lin Ping, who was in the front row, also came over: "I heard that people in other classes have already started preparing speeches, and not only the freshmen are eyeing the student president, but also many sophomores who are staying in school are also interested in this position. interested in."

Whether he gave a speech or not was secondary. Zuo Hang was surprised that Zuo Rou could come and talk to him when so many people were watching.

It seemed that what he said to Zuo Rou before leaving had a certain effect. Zuo Hang didn't know what would happen if he met a stranger, but at least when facing the people of Class A, Zuo Rou looked like an ordinary girl. .

"I went out to do some errands. It might have taken longer, but I missed you, so I came back." Zuo Hang ignored Lin Ping and touched Zuo Rou's head, "Pikachu~!" The electric mouse jumped up. On Zuo Rou's shoulder, he rubbed her cheek affectionately.

After going back and forth, Lin Ping seemed a little embarrassed.

Everyone took a look.

Ah~

This ugly sister control!

At first, they were a little interested in the returning Zuo Hang, but if you play like this, things will become boring.

Everyone dispersed unhappy.

Only five members of the Zuohang team were left around.

"I said, why are you not in a hurry?" Hoshino asked.

Zuo Hang said: "Why are you so anxious? I just came back. Let's take a rest and go out to have a meal together at noon. After walking for a week, even if he should be able to do it, he still can't do it!"

Half an hour later.

Nanchuan East Road Fish Pan Noodles.

"Nini~~Wow~!!" the sucker demon said, pointing to today's special offer at the door.

Everyone was stunned, and Hoshino was the first to speak, "Good boy! The sucker demon has spoken!"

Lin Ping pushed the frame: "Who told you that the suction cup devil can't talk?"

"Usually play less on mobile phones and read more books." Zuo Hang added.

Zuo Rou said to the sucking cup golem: "One order of fresh shrimp and fish noodles, one order of lemon-flavored Pofrey."

The uncle who makes the board is not here today, so we only have the suction cup golem to watch.

"I also want a piece of shrimp and fish noodles." Zuo Hang said.

"Pica! (Blueberry Flavored Pavlova and a can of Happy Water!)"

20 minutes later.

Everyone's face is almost the same.

Zuo Hang took a sip of noodles, then took out his phone and clicked on the latest issue of The Killing Myth.

Riolu's body was flashing with a stream of lightning, and at the same time there was a stream of light from the broken rock on his right arm.

It's handsome, but it feels like something is missing.

Compared to the punch-to-flesh fighting between fighting-type elves, the audience who have been hanging out in the elf area of ​​Station B for many years seems to prefer watching the battle of various special effects skills.

Zuo Hang said slowly: "This can."

"I can contact you!" Hoshino said eagerly. "I have set up a line a long time ago. Bailong can't let ordinary people in, so we can only provide videos and cans for later editing."

"Your photography skills."

"No! But there are people who can! Remember the uncle and little girl I met when I applied for skills last time? They are always on call."

"Okay, Hoshino!" Zuo Hang said in surprise: "When did you become so reliable?"

"Harm, it's not reliable." Hoshino waved his hand and said: "To put it bluntly, this student council president election is just an operation. Before the election begins, whoever has a high influence on campus will have an advantage. Those second and third-tier members of the Hoshino family I became a little star all by myself, and now I am nothing more than a student council president, it’s very simple!”

"Pickup?"

"Second- and third-tier stars?"

Pikachu and Zuo Rou discovered the details in the words at the same time.

The way the four of them looked at Hoshino suddenly changed.

Zuo Hang said: "I always thought you were very pure. By the way, have you turned 15 this year? Something's not right, Hoshino-san!"

Lin Ping took a sip of noodles and said, "Masahiro Pictures belongs to the Hoshino family, right? This company seems to have quite a few artists and trainers."

Hoshino took a sip of the soup without changing his expression. "What do you all know? In a big family, many things are beyond your control."

"Hiccup~" Pikachu, who was drinking happy water, burped, destroying the melancholy atmosphere Hoshino had just created.

Hoshino didn't seem to be affected by the burping image, and said to himself.

"I asked Huahua to find out. Each dean of students has the right to add a school rule or amend a school rule. Many people regard this as a gimmick for the election. The current rule in the school rules that allows male and female students to enter each other's dormitories is Modified by Li Changzhi."

"Li Changzhi?" Lin Ping was confused.

"He is the current student council president!" Hoshino said.

Zuo Hang didn't react for a while.

It turns out that the cool guy with flat hair and black-rimmed glasses is called Li Changzhi

It's hard to imagine that such a sloppy school rule that allows boys and girls to enter each other's dormitories could be changed by a man who seems to be frigid.

During the election campaign, he probably put in a lot of effort.

"Add a school rule?" Zuo Hang murmured in a low voice.

Bailong's current school regulations are very loose. There is nothing that needs to be changed, and it seems inappropriate to increase them.

School rules are restrictions on students. Adding them arbitrarily may cause resentment to others.

Zuo Hang pondered.

Hoshino suddenly took out a crumpled move from his pocket.

"This is a flyer for Class D in the second year of high school. The monitor and deputy classmate of their class are interested in the position of dean of students. This is a flyer for the vice president. Among the candidates I know, they are doing pretty well. Look. Look."

Zuo Hang heard this and saw the single page handed over by Hoshino.

The deputy classmate of D in the second year of high school is a girl.

The photos on the single page are pretty good-looking, but they look a bit internet-famous and have no distinctive facial features.

The girl is holding a cute pickpocket cat, taking the cute route. In addition, there is a Pichu and a fireball rat in the photo. No matter how it is in reality, judging from the photo alone, this senior sister The affinity with elves should be of a relatively high type.

The school rules marked in red with artistic body language at the bottom of the single page are particularly eye-catching.

[On normal weekends, students can freely enter and leave the campus without asking for leave]

Bailong has a completely closed management system and does not allow students to enter or leave easily. This added school rule can be said to suit the wishes of most students.

but

Bailong's sealing off naturally has its own reasons. If nothing else happens, the higher-ups in the school will not easily pass this rule.

"Have you finished reading? I'll show you something interesting after reading it." Hoshino took out another single page from his pocket.

"Interesting?" Zuo Hang opened the second chapter handed over by Hoshino.

Compared with the single page of the second-year high school deputy class D, this one looks much more sloppy and less professional. It is just a common piece of dialogue and pictures put together.

"Grade 1, Class F, Wang Wenchuan. What is this?"

Hoshino said: "Wang Wenchuan also attracted a lot of female fans with his cold face that rivals that of the current student council president, including many senior students who are staying at the school in their junior year."

"According to my analysis, Wang Wenchuan's behavior may be a bit childish in the eyes of 17-year-old women, but women approaching adulthood seem to like naive boys younger than themselves. Wang Wenchuan's operation can be said to have played into the hands of many college sisters. "