Pokémon Academy of the Misfit

The Saturday that everyone is looking forward to.

The Fairy Fire and Blue Winged Bird sold well on the full moon night. Zuo Hang has been making a lot of money these days. The day he applied for the skill was Thursday night. In just one night and Friday, the balance of the dedication points increased by double digits.

It is said that Xingye will live broadcast to eat the skill device tonight, but I don’t know if it is true or not.

Zuo Hang didn’t take it seriously. The task of the class leader was just a casual remark, but Xingye seemed to be determined to eat it. For this reason, he specially opened a live broadcast room on Bilibili. Yesterday, he also dragged Zuo Hang to test the camera and so on.

Today is Saturday, and Zuo Hang said he would go to the tea party in Jiangxia.

It’s not that he wants to go, but he wants to take Zuo Rou to communicate with the outside world.

When I came to my sister’s dormitory, I was about to reach out and knock on the door, but I heard a strange singing from inside the room.

"I'm not going to work today! So cool~ I'm so lazy~ I'm not going to work today, I can be as lazy as I want~ I won't go to work tomorrow, I don't have to pretend to be Xiran's grandson~~"

"Bo~~jia~~bo~~jia~~"

Zuo Hang: "???"

When he opened the door, Zuo Rou was standing on the bed, using a pen as a microphone, and the round penguin jumped on the bed with Zuo Rou, and the scene was very embarrassing for a while.

Zuo Hang sighed.

"Don't jump, take you to a good place."

"No." Zuo Rou answered without thinking.

"There are delicious foods."

Zuo Rou spread her legs, half-knelt on the bed, squinted at Zuo Hang, "I'm already 16, don't use the method of cheating a 6-year-old girl to cheat me!"

Zuo Hang said: "I'm not lying to you, there are really delicious foods."

"Pika~" Electric Mouse nodded with Zuo Hang.

"There are no bad guys, they should all be easy to get along with, maybe you can even see water elves." Zuo Hang added.

"Pika~" Electric Mouse continued to nod with Zuo Hang.

The eyes that were originally dull seemed to suddenly light up when they heard the word "water-type Pokémon".

"Are there many?" Zuo Rou asked.

"A lot."

"Are there any Gyarados, Thorny Shell, Toad King, or Wild Perch?"

"Ah, this. Probably not."

"That's boring, I won't go!"

Zuo Hang pondered.

Toad King, Wild Perch.

The looks of these two guys are floor-level among water-type Pokémon.

What should I do if my sister's aesthetic taste is a bit strange?

"Well, in fact, it's not your decision whether to go or not. I just asked you, and I didn't mean to consider your feelings." Zuo Hang took out Gardevoir's Poké Ball.

"Old rules, use telekinesis!" Gardevoir skillfully dragged Zuo Rou up and tidied her hair. The round penguin screamed "Boga~Boga~" as if in protest. Gardevoir snapped his fingers and threw hypnosis over, and the round penguin instantly became quiet.

Half an hour later, in the student union activity room. Zuo Hang stood at the door. He swore that he had no intention of eavesdropping. He could only blame the poor sound insulation of the door.

Jiang Xia said from inside the door: "You should arrange it well. A junior student will come later."

Hua Huo asked from inside the door: "Junior student? Which junior student?"

"Zuo Hang."

"Zuo Hang? Aren't you on bad terms? Hmm? Some people say that they are not allowed to enter the student union, but they actually find ways to invite others to the student union. Is this the vice president Jiang Xia? I love him."

"Don't talk nonsense. I didn't. This is not the first time I held a tea party. I was thinking of inviting a few people. Anyway, I have done so much, and the three of us alone can't handle it."

"Ahem." Zuo Hang coughed a few times at the door. "That. You should change this door. The sound insulation is really not very good."

Jiang Xia smiled, "It's okay. It's an activity room. Sit down. Eh? Zuo Rou is here too? That's five people."

Han Dao, who was sitting in the corner fiddling with the electric guitar, nodded at Zuo Hang, which was considered a greeting.

Gardevoir's telekinesis touched Zuo Rou and she landed.

Except for Han Dao, she didn't know much about the people here. She knew Jiang Xia and Hua Huo, and Zuo Rou breathed a sigh of relief unconsciously.

"Mom! I'm here!" Xingye suddenly pushed the door open.

Zuo Hang turned around and couldn't help but say, "No, why are you everywhere?"

"Oh, look at what you said, what do you mean I'm everywhere? Didn't my mother ask me to come?"

"Hey, good son, come and sit down." Hua Huo smiled and pulled out a stool for him.

Zuo Hang couldn't help but want to applaud Xingye.

He's such a licker.

Zuo Hang found a seat and sat down.

There was a "U"-shaped long table in the activity room, on which were placed various desserts and elf food.

Tea party.

As the name suggests, it's for eating.

Jiang Xia pulled out the chair next to Zuo Hang and said, "This is Shahe bread, and the filling inside is roasted almonds wrapped in a trace of chocolate."

Zuo Hang looked at the golden bread on the white plate in front of him and swallowed unconsciously.

The hand that wanted to pick up the food stopped in mid-air. He suddenly felt that it might be a blasphemy to grab this kind of food directly with his hands.

Zuo Hang wiped his hands on his school uniform and carefully picked up the sand and bread in front of him, as if he was afraid that the crumbs would fall.

"Crack~" The teeth bit through the crispy crust on the surface, and at the same time touched the chocolate-baked almonds inside. The special creamy aroma mixed with the silky touch of the baked chocolate, the two extreme flavors immediately hit Zuo Hang's taste buds deep.

"Ah this."

"This is too delicious!!"

If there is a food in this world that can make you happy with just one bite, then Zuo Hang is undoubtedly surrounded by this happiness now.

Jiang Xia introduced Zuo Hang one by one, "This is apple pie, tiramisi, and this, my special chocolate mousse."

"Over there are elf shaved ice and Baofulei. They are probably rare-level ones. Sorry, I can only make rare-level ones now."

Elf treasures are divided into five levels.

Ordinary, rare, rich, extreme, luxurious.

There are five levels. It is said that the taste of each one is slightly different. After use, there is a certain probability of improving the favorability between the trainer and the elf.

As long as you can make rare-level treasures, you will have initially entered the threshold of a breeder.

Zuo Hang seemed to have heard Hua Huo say that the reason Jiang Xia chose to be re-elected as vice president was because her goal was to become the league's leading breeder.

Like Pokémon Masters, Master Breeders must have their own masterpieces. A trainer who can only train Pokémon according to textbooks and breeding manuals cannot become a Pokémon Master, and a breeder who can only make Pokémon according to recipes cannot become a Pokémon Master. You will never become a master breeder.

Zuo Hang released the Nightmare God and said with a smile: "Today is a tea party, let's play casually with everyone."

Darkrai who had just come out was stunned. He had never seen Zuo Hang smile before.

Hanghang, who had always had a cold face, actually smiled. Darkrai showed a ghostly expression. Just when he was about to say something, Gardevoir suddenly handed him a bowl of shaved ice.

"Dak?? (What is this?)"

“Sala~ (Shaved ice, delicious.)”

"Dak? (Delicious? Are nightmares delicious?)"

Gardevoir was stunned for a few seconds, "Sala~Sala~~ (I have never eaten nightmares, they should be more delicious than nightmares)"

I didn't want to write about daily life, but that handsome book friend gave me the book "In Taipei".