Pokemon: I Was Born In Rome
1046 Two Pieces Of Shit
"Jirachi will give you this, but you have to take a photo with me"
"Celebi, let me ask you a question. You must not know what Jiang Guanjun's mobile phone number is."
"You escaped secretly, right? Where is Champion Jiang?"
“Jiang Guanjun’s bicycle was stolen, he must be using it, hahaha”
When Jiang Qing was taking a photo with other young ladies, suddenly a group of people came from a distance, and these people surrounded the two little guys.
Jiang Qing took a look and saw that they were not Celebi and Jirachi.
These two bitches came secretly without telling me, and they are quite popular. Surrounded by so many COS girls, those who didn't know it thought they were the protagonists.
Seeing the two little ones happily taking photos with the girl, Jiang Qing sneered in her heart.
"Celebi, there is a pig-headed Yi there, it looks more like what we have seen before." Faced with the praises from the people around him, Jirachi did not get lost in it.
When I turned around, I saw Pig Tou Yi, who was also looking at them, and I was immediately delighted [Return to CD$, what a resemblance.
"Where is it, let me see"
Celebi looked in the direction of Jirachi's finger and saw a pig-headed Yibenyi swaying. Not to mention, with this figure and muscles, he looked like a pig-headed Yibenyi.
"It does seem like they brought us closer to take a photo."
Celebi pulled Jirachi and flew toward the pig-head Yi, but halfway through the flight, it suddenly felt a little strange. Even in a trance, it thought the pig-head Yi was Jiang Qing.
It was so frightened that it stopped immediately.
"What's wrong Celebi"
When Jirachi saw Celebi suddenly stop, his face seemed a little strange, and he couldn't help but asked worriedly: "Is it bad for eating? Jiang Qing told us that we can't eat the food handed over by other humans."
"You just ate so much. Is someone poisoning you? Are you going to die?"
Talking about the sadness, Kira almost burst into tears.
"Don't lie, I'm fine. Leng Tou Qing is just scaring us. I remember when Leng Tou Qing and I were in Pakistan, we ate street food there for several days, but it didn't poison me to death. Instead, I became a hundred A body that is invulnerable to poison
"So don't worry Jirachi, this kind of thing will never happen. Even if Toxic gets into my stomach, it will be digested."
Seeing Celebi's confident look and her expression restored, Jirachi nodded, and then said expectantly: "Celebi, in the country of Pakistan you mentioned, is their food really so delicious?"
“That was quite delicious”
“You can see a periodic table of elements in one bite, red, yellow, green, all kinds of colorful delicacies, everything is there”
"There is a saying in the food industry, eat Pakistani food and live in shape."
“It sounds like it’s very powerful.”
Jirachi's eyes shone with anticipation.
"Of course there is another peak in the food world, and that is the food of Asan. The food there is even more explosive than that of Pakistan." Celebi looked fascinated.
When Jirachi heard this, he said excitedly: "Then when will we let Jiang Qing take us there?"
When she mentioned this, Celebi became angry and said angrily: "Leng Tou Qing is a homebody. If nothing happens, he doesn't even want to go out of the house."
"No wonder no woman wants him, and she licks her face and says he doesn't want her."
"If I were him, I would have given birth to a football team long ago, and the children would be able to play soy sauce."
"Leng Tou Qing really brings shame to his family."
Jirachi looked around cautiously, and suddenly whispered in Celebi's ear: "Celebi, many people on the Internet say that Jiang Qing likes men, can't it be true?"
"What do you think"
Celebi gave a meaningful look.
"hiss!!"
Jirachi suddenly gasped.
Others couldn't understand what the two little ones said at all. They just thought they were mysterious and their expressions seemed to be gossiping about something.
But Jiang Qing heard it without saying a word.
You bitch, how dare you slander me, I like women, I like women, I like women!!!
Under Rage, the knife in his hand was heavily inserted into the Ground.
This is not a prop knife.
"This Zhutou Yi seems to be angry. He can't understand what we are saying, and he is also a fan of Jiang Qing." Jirachi said with some concern.
Celebi did not panic at all and said calmly: "How is it possible? Apart from Leng Tou Qing, only Psychic users can use telepathy. For simple spoken translation, only Leng Tou Qing has this ability."
"His ability really makes me miserable. I don't even dare to say bad things about him in front of him."
Celebi grimaced.
Jirachi also nodded with deep understanding: "Yes, Lengtou-it's not that Jiang Qing's ability is really unfriendly to you."
Jiang Qing: Jirachi, what did you want to call me just now?
Celebi, this bastard, didn't expect that he would say such bad things about me when I was not around.
Damn that shit, you shouldn't be given so much pocket money.
When I get back, I will open the youth system of your Pokémon Glory.
Jiang Qing sneered in her heart, and began to make arrogant sounds in her mouth.
|| Celebi quickly took a photo with Zhu Tou Yi, and then I had to buy Aggron peripherals for Jiang Qing."
Jirachi had already pulled Celebi to Zhutou Yi, and gestured with his mobile phone to express that he wanted to take a photo with him.
"Huh, Leng Tou Qing is just squeezing our money to buy peripherals, and I'll buy him a ball," Celebi complained.
"Celebi took the photo and smiled"
Jirachi held up his mobile phone. He was standing on the left side of Zhutouyi and Celebi was standing on the right.
Hearing Jirachi's words, Celebi, who was complaining, suddenly smiled and shouted: "Stupid Qing"
Jiang Qing: Damn it, I don’t call you eggplant when taking pictures, I call you Lengtouqing.
Meiqing, who originally wanted to go home and teach Celebi a lesson [finally couldn't help it anymore.
"Celebi, what did you shout just now?"
A dull voice came from Zhu Tou Yi's hood.
(Is the money good?) "You're stupid"
Celebi said matter-of-factly.
At this moment, it hasn't found anything unusual.
The same goes for Jirachi. He was taking selfies with Zhu Touyi on his mobile phone. Although he heard that he was actually talking to Celebi, he didn't care.
"If you call me that, Jiang Qing won't be angry."
"He dares. You don't know that at home, he always calls me Master Celebi. In your eyes, Leng Tou Qing is very powerful. In my eyes, he only deserves to assist me when playing Pokémon Glory."
Celebi looked proud and happy.
Because Jiang Qing's voice comes through the hood, there will be some changes in the sound when it enters Celebi's ears. In addition, Celebi is a big-hearted guy and has not yet discovered that this pig-headed girl can talk to him without any problems.
Do what only Jiang Qing can do.
"Then Jirachi, even if you are at home, do you want you to be close to Jirachi?"
"Yeah, sure, there's no need to say it."
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