Pokemon: I Was Born In Rome

634 Son Beats Lao Tzu

Xihan City is far from the country of kimchi, and it takes nearly 20 hours even by plane, but now Han Jing chooses to go back by sea.

Wailord's size is large, but also because of this reason, its speed is slow.

Under normal circumstances, it should take nearly three days to reach Kimchi Country at its speed.

However, it can leave Xiaguo's waters in just two days, and it can be replaced by other means of transportation.

"Hey, I'm thirsty"

Jiang Qing said to Han Qi.

It's almost six o'clock in the morning, and he hasn't had a drop of water since he was tied up, so he's really thirsty.

"You go feed him"

Han Jing didn't intend to torture Jiang Qing, so he took out a bottle of water and handed it to the proprietress~, asking her to feed Jiang Qing.

After drinking water, the feeling of thirst disappeared, but the feeling of hunger came back a little.

"Hey, I'm hungry"

Han Jing's face darkened slightly, this guy seems to have a lot of things.

He took out an energy bar and asked the proprietress to continue to feed it. One bar of this thing can supply energy for a day, but the taste is normal.

"There are no steamed buns and fried dough sticks. If you can't do it, you can also make pancakes."

Jiang Qing looked at the energy bar with some distaste. Under normal circumstances, even Arcanine wouldn't eat this thing.

"No, if you like to eat or not," Yuen snorted again.

You still want to eat steamed buns and fried dough sticks, you fucking think too much, I don’t have enough to eat these things, you still want to eat them.

half an hour later.

"Hey, I want to pee"

"Why do you have so many things?" Han Jing said angrily.

"There are three urgent things I can do." Jiang Qing looked at the other party innocently: "Hurry up, or I'll pee in my pants."

Wailord: The fuck is going to pee in my mouth, you mean it.

Han Jing took out a bottle and handed it to the proprietress: "Go and pee for him"

The proprietress blushed.

Jiang Qing got angry here: "Hey, you are too much, I am an adult, I don't need her to pee"

After all, I still feel a little excited in my heart, after all, the proprietress looks sexy and beautiful, I don't know what it would be like for this kind of big sister to piss.

"My lord, I can't do this, how about you come?" The proprietress shook her head.

Although she is a spy, it does not mean that she is a bohemian woman, and she still has the conservativeness that a woman should have.

"No" X2

Han Jing and Jiang Qing roared at the same time.

Han Jing: Let me pee on a man.

Jiang Qing: Ask the man to pee on me.

Both of them can't get through this level in their hearts.

"Hurry up, I'm going to urinate," Jiang Qing urged.

"snort"

Han Jing walked over, which surprised Jiang Qing, subconsciously took a step back: "You don't really want to piss me, then I'd rather piss in my pants."

Han Jing's face darkened when he heard this, and he took out a needle from his bag, which contained White liquid.

"What's this"

Jiang Qing looked at each other warily.

"Muscle relaxant, take this, your strength is only one-tenth of normal

In order to avoid being deceived, Jiang Qing took a look with his investigative eyes, and found that it was indeed a muscle relaxant, not some poison or messy medicine.

One minute after the injection of the muscle relaxant, Han Jing uncuffed Jiang Qing, threw him a bottle and said, "Use yourself."

Han Jing wasn't afraid of what kind of waves Jiang Qing, who had released his hands, would be able to make waves, one-tenth of the strength, and now his strength was equivalent to that of ten five or six-year-old children.

And not even Pokémon.

Machamp has been staring at Jiang Qing.

But he doesn't know that Jiang Qing owns the Mega Pallet Town Man Constitution, even if he really can only use one-tenth of the strength, he can punch your head right through with one punch.

The most important thing is that because of the millennium Tai Sui, muscle relaxants have no effect on him at all.

After urinating, he threw the bottle on the ground, and then his hands were handcuffed again by Han Jing.

Jiang Qing sneered: "It's really cautious, I have no strength, and I still have to pass the exam"

"I'm preventing you from committing suicide," Han Jing said flatly.

Jiang Qing said that you think too much, I can live for hundreds of years, how could I not think about suicide.

"Don't worry, I didn't commit suicide. I want to see my grandfather and father destroy your kimchi country with my own eyes."

As soon as Jiang Qing finished speaking, Han Jing punched him hard in the stomach.

Damn it really hurts, Jiang Qing fell to the ground showing a pained expression, looking at the other side with rage.

Han Jing said coldly: "You haven't seen the situation clearly yet?"

"Not to mention whether your grandfather and father have this ability, if they really dare to do this, then you will be the first to die."

Then he grabbed Jiang Qing's hair: "As the only blood of the Jiang family, they definitely don't want you to die"

...asking for flowers...

"Pooh"

With their faces so close, Jiang Qing spit on his face directly: "My parents are still young, I die, they can have another one"

"Besides, my dad may have an illegitimate child or something outside. He can just become a regular after I die."

Jiang Lan: Even at this time, you are still making arrangements for your father.

Han Jing was also a little speechless by Jiang Qing's words, but thinking about it carefully, it seemed to be a bit of a fucking truth.

But this kid dared to spit in his face.

Thinking of this, he smashed Jiang Qing's head down.

Although it's inside Wailord's mouth, its mouth isn't that soft.

"Boom boom boom"

After hitting it four or five times in a row, Jiang Qing's forehead was bleeding, and Han Wen let go.

The Mega True Rookie Constitution mainly increases Jiang Qing's strength, and does not increase his own defense much.

"Honestly, although the higher-ups asked me to take you back intact, it's okay to torture you a few times," Han Shui said coldly.

Jiang Qing chuckled.

Covertly use the Psychic to soothe an enraged Gengar in the shadows.

Gengar: I'm going to kill him.

Now is not the time, when the time is right, I will let Gengar eat your soul inch by inch.

Jiang Qing, who lowered her head, had a cold light in her eyes, and the blood on her forehead slid down her cheeks.

"Ding"

"Daily Task Release"

"Enrage Han Jing, let him continue to hit you, every time you punch or kick, you will be rewarded with 1,000 points, no upper limit"

Hearing the voice in her mind, Jiang Qing suddenly became ill.

What the hell kind of masochistic task is this, but this reward

There is no upper limit, if you hit me with a hundred punches, wouldn't it be one hundred thousand points.

Hiss, let the Hurricane rain come harder.

"I ask you a question" Jiang Qing said.

"Shut up after asking this question and ask," Han Jing said.

"If you have ten knives and you lose two, how many are left?"

Han Jing said angrily, "Are you treating me like a fool? Eighth!"

"Hey, my dear son, that's a really sweet daddy's cry." Jiang Qing grinned.

"Puff"

The proprietress couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"I beat you to death"

Han Jing walked up to Jiang Qing and hit him with a fist and a kick.

"Hahaha, my son beat me tonight".

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