An hour later, the two of them had breakfast, washed up, and set off for the Caomiao Village in the west of the city.
"You have to be low-key when you get there. They are ordinary people. Don't talk nonsense. Just eat there!" Along the way, Sirona was telling Lin Qing about precautions.
Maybe Lin Qing was too ostentatious before entering the mental hospital, and now she is still a little worried, like a nagging mother-in-law.
"Woman! I know what to do! You don't need to ask about going to the village for a big feast! You go sit with Mary, I'll stay there by myself!" Lin Qing said while hugging Sirona's neck, gently bumping her with his forehead, and smiling wickedly.
"It hurts so much! ~"
After sitting in the car for about 20 minutes, they also came to a small village with a more rural atmosphere. Mary and Mei were waiting at the entrance of the village.
"Nana! Ah Qing, you are here! Come on~ It hasn't started yet! Mary and I are bridesmaids! Let's change clothes later!" Meiyi shouted happily while waving her hands.
Lin Qing felt like she was back to the old Earth when she came to this kind of village. Some houses still had clay courtyards, old wooden doors and thatched roofs.
There were also some two-story cement houses, which seemed to be well-known figures in the village.
"Woof woof woof~~~~" As soon as she entered the intersection, she saw several Dalubys and Caty dogs barking at Lin Qing.
Just then Lin Qing saw a familiar figure, Ye Fan! The fourth of the four brothers of the Ye family!
The other party also discovered Lin Qing, and ran over with a flattering face: "Old... Old... Old Boss!!"
Lin Qing looked at Ye Fan, who was about to bite his tongue off when he said two words, and sighed. Sure enough, all the four brothers of the Ye family were talented.
This Ye Fan not only has a pair of big front teeth like Lada, but also has excellent eloquence.
"Are you also coming to this wedding?" Lin Qing said and took out a pack of cigarettes. He originally wanted to take out the Huazi in his inner pocket... But when he thought about his wife's words about keeping a low profile, he took out a pack of Hongtashan and gave Ye Fan one.
"Yes... yes!! Old... Boss!"
"That's a coincidence! Let's go together and find a place to sit!" Lin Qing said while lighting a cigarette, and then he tried to sense Ye Fan's thoughts out of boredom.
"Brother Ye Lu told me that when you have a big banquet in the countryside, you must not sit with old women. The dishes will be gone as soon as they are served! They are poured directly into the bucket!"
"Don't sit with a group of men either. They will drink to death!"
"If you want to sit, sit next to those young wives with children. They are all focused on their children. When the time comes, they can take away cigarettes and alcohol without anyone snatching them away."
"Maybe you can find a divorced widow with children! Remarried people are in high demand these days! Let's see if I can get lucky today!!"
"Oh, right! I have to find a few plastic bags. I will pack the dishes and put them in the refrigerator. They will be enough for me to eat for three days!"
Lin Qing looked at Ye Fan who was stuffing two plastic bags into his pocket, and wanted to laugh. This guy was still thinking of finding a widow with children...
Shirona had already followed Mary and the others to the bride's place. She planned to help Mary and Mei dress up because they would go on stage later.
Lin Qing followed the feasting emperor Ye Tiandi Ye Fan to a round table full of women with children.
Ye Fan's eyes lit up as he looked at the women with children, as if the children in their arms were all his.
Lin Qing also tried not to laugh and began to explore to see if there was a divorced widow with two children...
What a coincidence! The first one won!
Then Lin Qing reminded Ye Fan of the novel.
The two of them started chatting directly, as if they had found a confidant!
At this moment, the bride and groom came on stage, and there were eight bridesmaids. Mei and Mary were scattering flowers on the side, and Shirona was acting as a photographer under the stage.
A burst of snaps.
There was thunderous applause from the audience, and Lin Qing also stood up and applauded.
At this moment, Lin Qing seemed to notice a few young men with long hair, earrings, and flowered shirts.
There were four people in total, all staring at Shirona who was taking pictures, and Mary's six bridesmaids.
Lin Qing looked at the other party's thoughts with disdain. It seemed that these guys wanted to take advantage of those women by teasing the bridesmaids, and these men also targeted Shirona who was taking pictures of the bride and the others.
He thought that when they went to eat later, he would lock them in the box, and then take advantage of them, take off their clothes, and take a video~ Then...
Anyway, someone else was getting married today, and the noise was loud, so no one noticed it. Then he would say that he had gone too far by teasing the bridesmaids.
Lin Qing laughed. There were actually such people in the elf world. Why did the groom call such friends who were teasing at the wedding?"Ye Fan, I'm going to the toilet~" Lin Qing left while thinking about it, and came to a deserted place, and transformed directly into a 1.9-meter-tall King Kong Barbie, who was more powerful than Nima Johnson...
This weight is at least 300 kilograms... If you don't know, you might think it's someone's female Hao Li running out.
In this way, Lin Qing followed the three men all the way...
Five minutes later, the three men were carried outside by Lin Qing and tied to the electric poles outside.
The Caterpie and Daluby at the entrance of the village just tilted their heads and looked at this scene with confusion.
"Let me see... the female monster sold online by the company... and get a few more elf breeding medicines, don't they like excitement... Oh, right! Another sister Jellyfish!"
King Kong Barbie Lin Qing squatted there and looked at the universal store and his mobile phone.
The three of them were shocked and screamed: "Murder! Murder~!!"
But everyone was eating... No one was at the entrance of the village at this time...
Twenty minutes later, a courier from the express company brought a package over. Lin Qing was delighted to hear that there were two Poké Balls inside.
One was a female monster and one was a sister.
Then he looked at the three bastards with a playful look. Since they dared to hit on his wife, he was sorry~
Lin Qing, who helped the mother monster find true love, also returned to the wedding scene with a smirk on his face.
"......?" Lin Qing was also amused by this situation after he came in. Sure enough, the custom of picking and packing dishes after eating is found in every world... The aunt is invincible.
All kinds of Pokémons were seen dancing on the dining table. There was a trumpet bud using a rattan whip to help the old lady next to her pick and pack dishes, and there was also a Pidgeot flying to other people's tables to take other people's cigarettes. There was also an old lady carrying a bucket and running to the kitchen.
At this time, Shirona and the bridesmaids came out after eating, and all the bachelors in the village were watching with shining eyes.
Everyone seemed to be used to this scene of exorcism.
At this time, an uncle ran in with a red face and shouted: "Oh no! The Pokémon hurt someone!!! The three guys at the door rolled their eyes immediately! Is there any trainer?"
It seemed that they saw a very exciting scene.
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