Porter of Two Worlds

The beauty pass is sad for a hero, and it is sad for the enemy to kill love since ancient times. No matter how magnificent you are, once you are silent in the world of young ladies, no matter how glamorous you are, you will bend your waist under the two long legs!

Obviously, the Jun Niansheng in front of him is such a guy, a master of martial arts, a top scholar in the imperial examination, but he loses his temper in front of the woman he loves.

Therefore, this guy has come to his door, Bai Yang felt that he would be sorry for himself if he didn't lead him to a wrong path!

With a light cough, Bai Yang looked at the night sky with a lonely expression on his face: In terms of coaxing women (in terms of fooling people), I am afraid that there are few people in this world who can compare to me!

Holding half a jar of wine, Jun Niansheng stared at Bai Yang dumbfounded. In his eyes, the image of Bai Yang at this time suddenly became taller, which made people look up to him. The attitude of standing at the peak of a certain field made him feel like he was Incomparably small.

Subconsciously, he put down the wine jar, and cautiously said to Bai Yang: Brother Bai, please enlighten me! You don't know, I've been so worried for a while, if you can teach me two tricks, I will be very grateful!

See, for the sake of my young lady, Jun Niansheng doesn't even want to be a gentleman. The grandson of the prime minister, the master of martial arts, the number one scholar in the imperial examination, he lowers himself and calls himself a younger brother...

Sure enough, single dogs can disregard everything when they make a fuss, regardless of national boundaries or even planes!

Looking at Brother Jun's sincere attitude, I'll teach you a trick. Bai Yang felt that he had pretended enough, and said with a dazed expression as if I was moved by you.

All ears and all ears Jun Niansheng nodded, and almost took out a small notebook.

With a mysterious smile, Bai Yang didn't make a long speech immediately, but turned his head to look at the room ahead: Brother Jun, what do you think is that?

Uh, the house? Does this have something to do with ours? Jun Niansheng didn't understand, but he started to think quickly with his 250 IQ in his mind. What's the secret connection?

No matter how high his IQ is, it is impossible to keep up with Bai Yang's rhythm.

How can you figure out Bai Yang's unreliability?

Just listen to Bai Yang: My house is not the house, the house is above

Above the house? The night sky? Jun Niansheng looked confused, why did he get further and further away?

Bai Yang turned his head and looked at Jun Niansheng with the expression that you could give up the treatment: Forget it, don't guess, mine are tiles on the roof

Jun Niansheng already had mosquito coils in his eyes, and the two fools asked, Tile? What do you mean?

Taking a deep breath, Bai Yang said with a crackling expression on his face that although I was playing the piano to a cow, I don't care about you: Brother Jun, in our hometown, there is a saying that a woman is a creature, if you don't beat her for three days, you will be fine. Dare to go to the house to expose the tiles, to put it bluntly, it is not enough to clean up. The more you are used to her, the more energetic you will be. Therefore, when dealing with women, you have to show a tough posture, release the man's masculinity, restrain her, and ravage her. She, train her... Ahem, let's get to the point, in short, human nature worships the strong, as long as you show a strong posture, let women feel their own weakness and be sincerely convinced by you, in that way, you'll be fine. It's not that you're crazy and I'm stupid, you're a tree and I'm a vine, lingering to the end of the world... understand?

Papa... The wine jar in Jun Niansheng's hand fell to the ground and shattered into pieces. Hearing Bai Yang's crackling flicker, his mind was blank.

People worship the strong, it seems right, after this period of time, I seem to follow sister Caiyue too much, which makes her more and more energetic, it seems that this is really the case...

Combining his own reality with Bai Yang's theory, the more he thought about it, the more he was right, and he couldn't help but have a doubt in his heart. Could it be that he was too compliant with the other party during this period of time, that's why sister Caiyue pushed his nose on the face?

Bai Yang looked at Jun Niansheng's enlightened expression, and almost laughed in his heart. In the face of love, not only women's IQs will drop, but men can directly become stupid. Have you seen how smart Jun Niansheng is, and he was fooled by me? La!

Strike while the iron is hot, Bai Yang bewitched: So, you have to be aloof, don't obey her too much, there is affection between you, and you can even distance her when necessary, so that she will feel that she is concerned about gains and losses, women are strange Creature, the more you alienate her, the more curious and flustered she will be, thinking whether you don’t love her, whether you have a dog outside... oh no, there are people, etc., you will think about random things, so Your whole heart is occupied by you, and if you go the other way and get a little closer, won't she still be obedient to you?

Gudong, Jun Niansheng swallowed his saliva, and said in admiration: Brother Bai, is this really possible? Although I read a lot, I still feel that I don't get much from it. Don't lie to me.

Why am I lying to you? You are a smart person, you are a smart person, and you have to take care of all kinds of tests. You must grasp one of these speeds well, and it will definitely work! Bai Yang vowed.

Hmph, with the identity and status of the Ninth Princess, it would be strange for her to talk to you if you did this. I am an undercover member of the fff group, and a couple is a couple when they are broken up. The couple is drifting away from each other, and they are so happy...

Then what should I do specifically? Jun Niansheng asked. He was already in a state of panic at this time, and after digging into Bai Yang's theory, he felt that there was great wisdom in it.

Often the simplest method is the most effective. Sure enough, Brother Bai is a thousand times better than me in terms of women, I realized it!

What to do is up to you. Chen Caiyue is not my girl. I'll help you get married. You're so smart that you can implement every detail. So, brother Jun, act now. I'm optimistic about you. Oh! Bai Yang continued to bewitch.

Let's take action, I'll wait for you to drink bitter wine with you who are in pain after you break up, I will comfort you, and I will tell you at that time, brother, don't cry, stand up and masturbate, there is no grass anywhere in the world...

Um, am I being too bad?

No, I'm testing the relationship between them, um, yes, that's right, that's it!

I've been taught. Taking a deep breath, Jun Niansheng looked at Bai Yang and clapped his hands together, and he couldn't pretend to be convinced.

What am I doing? In fact, there are a lot of crackling, I have nothing, it's just you thinking too much, Bai Yang laughed wildly in his heart, but his expression was deeply convinced: Brother Jun, you still need to work hard on the road of chasing Miss Sister, suffer I don’t dare to teach, we are just discussing with each other, in fact, what I have learned is also lacking, and I need to improve it with Brother Jun.”

It makes sense, there is no limit, Brother Bai, come on, let's drink and pass on such a profound question to you without reservation. You will be my confidant in the future, why don't we ask for help? Jun Niansheng looked at Looking at Bai Yang, he said with burning eyes.

Bai Yang felt cold all over, shit, I'm just fooling you, I'm not trying to bend you and die, but I'm asking for help, do you want to chop off the chicken's head?

Shaking his head, Bai Yang said, Everything is in the heart, but in the wine, the formal things are inferior. Brother Jun, you are fooling around, I'll drink!

It makes sense, it's my fault, I'm going to punish myself. Jun Niansheng shook his head, his expression was my fault, and he gulped down a pot of wine.

Well, I was drinking, and I was limp again, and I sold it and counted the money, we ordinary people are so happy today...

When Bai Yang and Jun Niansheng were muttering and drinking, Chen Caiyue glanced at this side from time to time, don't look at her face that Jun Niansheng didn't answer, but in fact she still cared about him very much.

Although the distance was not very far, but Bai Yang and the others deliberately lowered their voices, and she couldn't hear the details, so she just hummed in her heart: Jun Niansheng is usually proud and arrogant, but I didn't expect to fight with Bai in a short while. It's all together, it seems that this surnamed Bai is really unique, but these two big men have smirks on their faces, there must be nothing good, and Brother Jun must stay away from him in the future...

The barbecue continued, Chen Caiyue made something to eat for the first time, she seemed very happy and novel, she had to try everything, and before she knew it, she ended up making too much, because she was happy, she gave Bai Yang Junnian the things she made to eat raw , and the four sisters, Bingqing and Yujie, the kitten, grilled carefully. Several people ate and drank around the big table.

Later, Bai Yang was happy to play and taught them how to punch. After getting familiar with the rules, they all went crazy. Even the Ninth Princess Chen Caiyue stepped on the chair and yelled five times.

I don't know how long I ate and how much I drank, and Bai Yang didn't know how he ended up in the end. He was helped back to rest by the kitten in a daze. As for Jun Niansheng, Chen Caiyue and the others, they would naturally have maids to serve them.

Spend the night without words, in sleep.

God's face changes from time to time, and no one can guess it. The first day was gloomy as if it was going to rain, but the next day it was sunny and sunny.

The sun shines on the big bed in the room from the window sills, Bai Yang is lying on his back and sleeps soundly, the kitten wearing only a bellyband and obscene pants is lying on Bai Yang, the sun shines on her, the gourd-shaped snow-white body can't be seen glow.

The kitten has already woken up, lying on Bai Yang's body, her bulging breasts are deformed under the pressure, and she blinks and blinks at Bai Yang with her beautiful eyes, she can't get enough of it.

The thigh slammed into something that was more bangbang, the kitten glanced quietly, then looked at the sleeping Baiyang, blinked, his face was slightly red, his body slid down quietly, and then looked at the still sleeping Baiyang. Bai Yang bit his lip, then lowered his head...

Bai Yang fell into a drowsy sleep, feeling as if soaked in a hot spring, his whole body was comfortable, but his body trembled, and he almost flew up, and then he woke up.

When I opened my eyes, I saw the panicked eyes of the kitten. Their eyes met, and time seemed to freeze.

The kitten's mouth was puffed up, seeing Bai Yang looking at her, his eyes panicked, he quickly waved his hands, put on a dress, and ran to the bathroom in the cubicle...

This... Bai Yang scratched his head, looked at his 'brother', then at the kitten in the bathroom, and understood.

Cat, good morning, Bai Yang said to the bathroom.

Pfft... ah, goodbye, master, I... I'm going to wash up for the young master... the kitten panicked, as if vomiting something.

I'm an old couple, why are you ashamed, and cat, remember to wake me up next time, Bai Yang said while getting up and getting dressed.

Oh, young master, you are so ashamed...

The two woke up with a warm laugh at each other, after washing up, the servants came to report to Jun Niansheng and Chen Caiyue were waiting for Bai Yang in the living room to say goodbye...

(Happy May Day folks, Shitou also wants to have a holiday, hey...).

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