PUBG Mobile: Madman

"Has the principal become the principal? I feel sorry for the breeder."

"Has the breeder become a partial house? I feel sorry for Goddess Yisuwan."

"Has Goddess Yisuwan been accepted by the anchor? I feel sorry for Tuesday."

"Tuesday... God is so special on Tuesday, what about my family Erhe? No, I can't take it anymore, what should I do?"

Reminder: Wufeng has banned you from speaking: If you can't continue, you will be beaten by a chicken!

Liu Han laughed when he saw the happy barrage, and then suddenly saw a lot of other barrages on the screen.

"Is this a dog?"

"Wow, he's very handsome, have you seen Mr. Liu?"

"Look here, teacher, I'm your little fan girl!"

"The army of Sao pigs is airborne! It is better to combine pigs and dogs with the blood of ten thousand people!"

...

Liu Han was stunned for a moment, and then asked a little puzzled:

"What's the situation? Why are there so many raw faces? Also, who is the housekeeper, the housekeeper is out to work, and it's not as good as keeping the pigs and dogs in a small dark room for a minute. He's too skinny."

Then he suddenly saw that someone had painted himself a Buddha jumping over the wall, and instinctively recalled the name of the gold master who sent Buddha jumping over the wall.

"Thanks to PDD for the Buddha Jumping Over the Wall... eh? PDD? Whore the teacher? Is the teacher here?"

...

I just finished playing two League of Legends PDDs in the live broadcast room and immediately rushed over after receiving Liu Han's start broadcast reminder, first sent a Buddha jumping over the wall, and then said in the live broadcast room:

"I, Mr. Liu, are going to confront him today. Did he kill me in the afternoon! If so, brothers, not much to say, Mr. Liu must beat his XIONG mouth with a small fist today!"

Then he heard Liu Han ask if the teacher was prostituting, he hurriedly typed with a smile and said:

"That's right, it's okay to change the name, it's me, Liu, who is here."

But the rapidly rolling barrage quickly drowned his words in the ocean. Helpless, PDD shouted in the live broadcast room:

"Hey, you let him wait a while, I asked the principal for his phone number, and then add friends first."

After he finished speaking, he immediately called the principal.

"Hey, principal. You sent the phone number of your friend who broadcasted PUBG. We want to connect the microphone." After speaking, Wang Shichong seemed to be busy with something, his breathing was a little urgent, and he hurriedly responded. Then hung up the phone.

The phone came shortly after. After seeing it, the prostitute teacher first saved it on his mobile phone and then called Liu Han.

As for Liu Han's live broadcast room, he also knew from the water friends that the prostitute teacher would call him in a while, and sure enough, he picked up the phone after the call rang. After picking up, he didn't speak first, but directly pointed the earphone to it. The microphone put a ghost.

"I'm the hottest pig in the entire League of Legends..."

When the prostitute teacher heard this, he knew that this was also a joke, so he relieved his heart and smiled:

"Hahahaha, brother, you are really oily, do you know that someone Liu's fist is the size of a sandbag?"

When Liu Han heard this, he laughed too, looking at the barrage of 666 and said with a smile:

"Teacher, I'm your fan."

PDD felt that the phone was really inconvenient, and asked Liu Han to ask for the answer of the crooked number and friend, and then added Liu Han before hanging up. Then after typing and sending my channel to Liu Han, I went ahead and waited for Liu Han in YY.

Sure enough, Liu Han came in within a few seconds, and PDD said after Liu Han got stuck in Real Madrid

"Hey, can you hear me?"

"I can hear you. Hello teacher whore~"

PDD laughed heartily, and then seemed to remember something and quickly asked:

"Brother, let me ask you, did you also play PUBG in the afternoon?"

Liu Han was stunned for a moment, although he didn't know why he asked that, he still said:

"Playing, what's up?"

"Wow, brother, did you know that one of the people you killed while charging on the bridge was someone Liu?"

Liu Han was also happy when he heard it.

"How can it be so coincidental?"

"That's still fake? You ask my fans, they saw it with their own eyes. What should I do? Would you like to make up for it?"

Hearing the familiar tone of the prostitute teacher, Liu Han was familiar with it. Wang Shichong wanted to pit him like this every time, but he was rarely able to pit him.

"Okay, teacher, how about a Buddha jumping over the wall~"

"Just kidding, is Mr. Liu the kind of person who is greedy for money? Well, how about Mr. Liu forgive you for a meal of geoduck?"

Liu Han agreed very readily, and agreed immediately.

"Okay, no problem, teacher, let's have a double row?"

PDD didn't expect Liu Han to be so knowledgeable, so simple to eat geoduck, and he was very happy, like a 300-pound child. After hearing Liu Han's words, he said without thinking, no problem.

So, the two added friends, then logged in to PUBG and entered the ruins square.

During the countdown, Liu Han didn't play a song, just chatted with the prostitute teacher, and he couldn't tell that he was about to bleed heavily and treat a guest to dinner. But his water friends were puzzled.

With Liu Han's urination, he is not the kind of person who is easy to take advantage of, but PDD said he asked him to invite him to dinner and he did it? This is too kneeling TIAN, right? Really disappointed inside. But looking at Liu Han's appearance, I felt that things were a little weird, and everyone was a little confused for a while.

And Liu Han and PDD have already parachuted from the plane. After opening the umbrella and landing, he picked up a grenade in R City and suddenly said to PDD:

"Teacher, come here, I'll add a BUFF to you!"

Chapter 67 Prostitute teacher, are you out of medicine?

"Teacher, come here and I'll give you a buff." As soon as Liu Han finished speaking, some veteran fans instantly knew what he wanted to do, and laughed wickedly.

"Hahaha, in terms of scheming, I'm still a dog."

"That's right, it's unfathomable! Dogs are dogs, and cattle are cattle!"

"I'll just say, how can I get the cheapness of my dog ​​so easily, so I'm waiting here."

"Teacher, go, hahaha, add BUFF to you!"