PUBG Online Romance of the Century

Edited by Divetus and Noks

Although they had planned in advance, after Yu Yan landed, he looked over and saw that No. 1 had nearly jumped to the middle of the street when Yu Yan had marked the edge of the street as their landing point.

"Sorry…" No. 1's voice was a little flustered. "I'm a little dumb with parachuting."

"No problem." Yu Yan went into two houses in a row and didn't even find a small pistol. He didn't say much for fear that it would affect their judgment of enemy footsteps.

[The anchor searches houses really quickly.]

[… This is the first time I realized that I can get dizzy from 3D. The camera is shaking so much that my head hurts, how does the anchor manage to see things clearly?]

[I've watched first-person POVsof professional players, and this anchor searches rooms faster than many professional players…]

Yu Yan didn't look at the barrage, and finally found a SCAR-L in the fourth house.

"Xiao Yan, did you find a gun ah?" Lu Xiuhe asked.

"En."

"Come here!" Lu Xiuhe's voice was tense. "I hear footsteps here. There are lots of people. I'm afraid I can't fight them on my own."

Yu Yan raised the gun. "Coming."

Upon seeing him approach, Lu Xiuhe said, "Right next to me, do you hear…"

"Shh, I hear footsteps." Yu Yan said, "I see it, they're next to you, on the house with a green roof."

As soon as he finished saying that, the enemy found him. Two gun barrels immediately pointed out of the window.

Yu Yan turned around and hid in the house, but still accidentally got shot twice.

Fortunately, although there hadn't been any guns in the previous houses, there had been a lot of medicine, so he immediately used a first-aid kit on himself. "As I finish with this future loot-box, you go around them and I'll pretend to attack them from the front, so you can sneak attack them from behind. Try to keep your footsteps as light as possible."

Lu Xiuhe was very excited. "Got it. I'll directly deal with them according to the plan — No. 2 little Jiejie, stay further away from us, so as not to be found accidentally."

No. 2 little Jiejie faintly said, "Don't worry, I won't go over there."

Yu Yan didn't add anything. He gently moved his mouse and mentally calculated the position of the enemy from where they had just opened their scope.

Then, taking advantage of the enemy's surprise, he immediately peeked for a bit and then strafed him with gunfire——

[yanxyan killed gongxzie with a SCAR-L]

The enemy's teammate responded with several shots, but he quickly retreated, and all the bullets just hit the wall.

Yu Yan said, "There's another one."

Lu Xiuhe was still crouched at this time, each step taking double the time. "Okay! I'm nearly at the back door…"

Before he had finished speaking, another series of shots rang out. Soon, a line of small words appeared in the upper right corner of the screen again.

[yanxyan killed jinzxj1132 with a SCAR-L]

His friend's voice sounded through his headset: "All dead, you can go loot them ba, just leave me some 556 ammo."

Lu Xiuhe: "…"

Lu Xiuhe cried out, "When you watched me spend several minutes trying to sneak behind them without getting there, did you think I looked stupid?"

Yu Yan said sympathetically, "Don't say that about yourself."

Lu Xiuhe remarked, "Shit."

Fortunately, although No.1 hadn't landed at the right place, the buildings near her area conveniently didn't have a single person in them. Additionally, because she wasn't very fast at searching through buildings, despite the several waves of fighting on their side, she had just started searching the third building.

No. 2 little Jiejie's skills were obviously better than that of No. 1. She also contributed her strength during the several waves of fighting and had even killed someone.

Two minutes later, No. 1 ran out of the room and said, "I'm coming to you guys now…"

As soon as she said that, Yu Yan's ears immediately heard the sound of gunfire, and then he saw that his teammate's status, which was visible at the bottom left of the screen, had turned red.

No. 1 screamed, "Ah—ah! I got headshotted…"

Yu Yan had just wanted to say something when he heard a sudden laugh from No. 2.

He wasn’t sure if he was just imagining things, but overall, he felt like that laugh contained a lot of hidden meanings.

Sure enough, in the next second, No. 2 said, “If you can’t play, just stay hidden in the house.”

The disdain nearly oozed out of the domineering Jie's lazy and careless tone, "You're too far away and there might be someone else coming for you… It's too hard to save you ah."

[To tell you the truth, No. 1's kind of a loli noob. I can take on 10 of them by myself.]

[In fact, this is a typical thing in other games. As soon as she talked, I knew.]

[Ah? No. 1 little Jiejie is pretty good ah, isn't this just an in-game mistake…]

[I just knew that straight guys would like No. 1's type. In reality, who knows how many voice changers have been turned on.]

“&#k2026; I’m sorry.” No. 1’s voice became much quieter, and contained a trace of caution. “There’s no need to save me.”

"I saw the person who sniped you." The boy's voice was gentle, and he unhurriedly said, "You should find a place to hide. Hide behind the house ba, I'll be right there."

No. 1 was stunned. "… There's no need. What if you get sniped too…"

Yu Yan didn't say anything else, and the black-skinned bald woman avatar, after several sounds of gunfire, rushed to her side, then stooped down to help her up.

[Is the anchor interested in No. 1?]

[Boring, boring.]

[Can we finish it quickly ah? I don't want to hear that girl's voice, my ears are numb.]

"Don't say that, everyone." Yu Yan noticed that the barrage had heated up, but he didn't mind and just softly laughed.

Then, he redirected his attention back to the game and joked in a natural tone, "A cute girl can be forgiven no matter what she does."

[… The anchor's laugh, it's kind of Sue-ish…]

[He's right! It's just a game, but you guys are going to scold her until she cries. Are there so many keyboard warriors?]

[… It's actually a little flirty!!]

[Leaving, boring.]

"… Thank you." No. 1 was revived and thanked him in a small voice.

"No problem." Yu Yan glanced at her hand.

Very well-behaved.

"No. 1, the item in your hand looks so nice." His tone was sincere. "Can I grab it?"

No.1 was stunned. She quickly reacted and directly threw the gun in her hands onto the ground. "Yes, you take it and use it ba, anyway… I can't use it."

M24, 8x scope and a sniper rifle suppressor.

What kind of godly configuration was this?

Yu Yan took aim with the gun after his hand had grabbed a hold of it. He smoothly found the enemy sniper's position, opened the scope and adjusted the position a bit.

Bang—

[You killed diyijushen45 with an M24]

"All right." He said, "You can keep searching this area ba, I'll go over there and see what I can loot from him."

"Wait." No. 1 called out to him, "I, I also have an extended quickdraw mag, do you want it?"

Yu Yan asked, "…You found so many items in just three buildings?"

"Ah, no." She was a bit embarrassed. "I haven't finished searching through the third building yet."

"…" Yu Yan couldn't help but look at his SCAR-L, which he had only found after searching through four houses, and felt his heart ache a bit.

With this powerful sniper rifle in his hand, Yu Yan specifically chose to search a high-rise building and took advantage of the people's surprise to collect three more kills.

No. 2 realized that Yu Yan didn't seem to be following her wishes, so she was no longer as active as before. Lu Xiuhe said a few words to her, but she completely disregarded him.

Yu Yan was completely oblivious to this competition between the girls. Holding a SCAR-L and an M24, he became the most diligent cleaner in Pochinki.

"There's a team ahead, don't know how many people are left." Yu Yan said.

[How do you know? X-ray?]

"How do I know… I watched them closely when they jumped. One of them was wearing a school uniform skirt and a black coat… and was also wearing a red scarf. I haven't looted this outfit yet, so what else could it be, if not another team?" Yu Yan said lightly, "Me ba, I love money very much and kind of hate rich people, so I remembered him at the start."

In the game, after killing an enemy, you could take not only your dead enemy's equipment, but also their clothes.

Yi Chen lightly tapped his index finger on the tabletop and couldn't help laughing a bit. He ended up closing the spreadsheet and leaned against the backrest of his chair to watch the livestream intently.

[Too real.JPG]

[No wonder Laozi is always the first to be killed, you little paupers!!!]

The set of clothes that Yu Yan was talking about couldn't be bought in-game without paying a 5 figure sum. It was indeed a "local tyrant outfit".

Lu Xiuhe said, "Okay, let's go."

As the two of them were hurrying to find the other team, they heard No. 1 ask in a whisper, "Can I go search the next field area? … I think all the buildings in this area have been opened."

No. 2 seemed to be deliberately going against her. She specifically ran from one end of the street to the other and searched most of the houses near her.

"This city is so big, but you're not searching through it. Why do you have to run to the field to search? What are you going to do if you get killed over there? There's no one here to save you." No. 2 coldly added, "You just search wherever ba, anyway, you're just a sitting duck."

"It's okay." It was only now that Yu Yan became aware of the belligerence brewing between the girls. He said, "If someone shows up, you can call me again."

It wasn't that he wanted to speak out for No.1, he just thought that it was all just a game, so there was no need to be so aggressive. If No. 2 was the one being scolded instead, he would still help her in the same way.

Then he asked, "No. 2 little Jiejie, do you want a 98K? If you want it, I'll tell Lu Xiuhe to take it off and give it to you."

No. 2 paused, and finally, her tone relaxed a bit. "Coming."

Lu Xiuhe exclaimed, "Holy shit, why don't you give your own M24?"

"Why, you don't want to?"

"… Yes, of course, Laozi wants to!" Lu Xiuhe's voice lightened, "No. 2 little Jiejie, come find me, and I'll toss it to you."

No. 1 mumbled, "Then, I'll go."

After Yu Yan had settled things with the people here, No. 1 spoke into her mic again.

"Well, it seems that I…have managed to run into an airdrop."

Airdrops were an element of the game. Every so often, a plane would send an airdrop loot-box to a random destination, and contained within it were rare firearms and level three armor that wouldn't normally be found. The items in the airdrop were limited, first come first serve, and so, the place where it landed would basically see waves of fierce battles.

"Really?" Yu Yan froze. He had just heard the sound of the plane, but he had been busy conquering the building and hadn't thought to go look.

"En, it seems that it landed here a long time ago, there's no red smoke." No. 1 said, "It's a big pineapple, do you want it?"

The big pineapple, an M249, was a gun that could only be obtained from airdrops. It could hold 100 bullets, and had an effective fire rate and strong damage output.

"What kind of luck do you have… I'm coming." Yu Yan finished filling up his inventory and laughed, "With this, even if a car comes, I can blow it up."

[This, damn it, did she just have the airdropped loot from the beginning? First, it was the nearly fully attached M24, and now it's the airdrop?]

[I'm afraid that No. 1 has some kind of item cheat software ba…]

[Come on, with No. 1's skills, if she was using any cheat software, it would have to be an item cheat ah, hahaha.]

[I keep thinking that No. 1's voice sounds very familiar…]

Yu Yan did exactly what he said. Within ten minutes after he got the big pineapple, he immediately blew up a sports car trying to invade Pochinki.

He kept the gun steady, and it was obvious that he was familiar with the car's speed. The bullets hit the person in the car from time to time, and green blood continuously spurted onto the screen.

[You have eliminated HUMXIZ11 by detonating the vehicle]

Yu Yan exited the scope, saw the doubtful comments in the barrage, snorted, and replied, "Why didn't he jump out of the car? He didn't dare to jump out of the car. As soon as he came in my line of sight, I took out half his health. Jumping out of the car would result in guaranteed death. It's better to gamble on your luck to see if you can just rush through, so… The second the sounds of the engine reached my ear, he was already a loot-box."

[………… Awesome.]

[666666 I think this anchor is going to get popular! I've seen the viewer count climb from 100 to 7000 with my own eyes in just two days!!]

Yu Yan looked up and saw that his stream had actually broken through to 7000 viewers.

… But, he remembered that before the game had started, the viewer count in the stream had just been about to cross 4000, and he hadn't been recommended since then. How could there suddenly be an additional 3000 viewers?

Before he could respond, the lines in the barrage suddenly increased——

[It's really TuanTuantuan's game ID!! How can you be here Tuantuan!!!]

[…Tuantuan is actually playing games with other men, I'm dead.]

[Permitting Tuantuan to scram for me and get back to running her own livestream!!]

[Someone said that there were some antis just now who seized the opportunity to slander my Tuan? If you have the ability, come out again? Do you need Daddy to teach you what proper barrage etiquette means?]

Yu Yan: "?"

As soon as he wanted to ask, he saw that No. 1 little Jiejie, who had been running, suddenly stopped. After a while, the mic symbol lit up.

"How did you guys even find me here, don't spam the barrage, don't disturb this little Gege anchor." The sweet girl's voice dropped two octaves, getting rid of the previous deliberate disguise. It sounded much more pleasant than the previous sickly sweet voice. "I just clicked on the wrong stream. When I came in and saw the lottery, I just wanted to take part in it… But as a result, I was chosen to play the game with this little Gege."

Yu Yan hadn't figured out the situation yet when Lu Xiuhe's QQ message popped up immediately.

He thought about it and opened it on his cell phone.

Your Great Lord Lu: Holy shit! This No. 1 is actually Tuantuan!!

Yu Yan: …Who's Tuantuan?

Your Great Lord Lu: ???

Your Great Lord Lu: She's one of the top three female anchors in StarTV entertainment ah! You don't even know Tuantuan!! Bro, I'm really looking down on you right now!!!

"Don't keep spamming the barrage, I'll start my livestream after I finish here." The barrage was rolling too fast, and more and more people had entered the stream. No. 1 said, "Little Gege, I'm sorry ah, I've caused you trouble."

Yu Yan went back to the game. "…It's okay."

"Little Gege seems to be a new anchor. He's very skilled and very kind-hearted, you guys will all see later." No. 1 continued, "If you all think it's OK, you can follow this little Gege."

Yu Yan choked.

Very kind-hearted??

Ever since this spectacle started, No. 2 had acted like her mic had broken and never spoke again.

Thanks to Tuantuan's fans spreading the word, after the match, the number of viewers in Yu Yan's livestream had soared to 10,800.

The interface shifted back to the game lobby, and Tuantuan said, "Then, I'll go first, little Gege. If we have a chance later, let's play again."

Yu Yan added her as an in-game friend. "….OK."

After Tuantuan left, the viewer count slowly fell to 10,000.

Although it wasn't as high as it was during the match, Yu Yan couldn't be more satisfied. When he got up this morning, he had set himself a goal of 5000 viewers, and this was already far beyond that.

He returned to his senses and continued to click on the lottery page. "I'll keep my word, and I'll be drawing stream followers all day today. I'll use my main account to carry them."

Yi Chen sat at his computer desk and looked thoughtfully at the lottery page. His mind was still replaying the scene of the little anchor exploding the car in the game.

There was also the aggressive and arrogant tone of the little anchor after he had exploded the car, which was obviously a contemptuous tone that should give off a disagreeable feeling.

… But it was actually pretty cute.

Two minutes later, Yi Chen opened up Steam, found the PUBG game, hesitated for a moment and then clicked the download button nearby.

The author has something to say:

Dingdong, your friend Yii11c is online.

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Juurensha: So many ppl randomly clicking on yanyan's stream. Still, good for yanyan!

Divi: Ready to carry the noob gong!

Noks: Ohhhh… Boss Yi is gonna play!!!!