PUBG Online Romance of the Century

Edited by Divetus and Noks

Yu Yan didn't really understand StarTV's reporting system. He had refreshed the webpage several times, but the notice was still pinned to the top of his stream. It didn't seem like a system bug.

The barrage was still being bombarded, but the direction of the conversation was obviously different now. Besides the mass amounts of question marks covering the screen, there were many people who tried to speak up for him.

Yu Yan glanced at it but then hurried back to the game.

"How about it, Xiao Yan? Did you ask? Is it a bug?" Lu Xiuhe said, "This is actually the first time I've seen something like this, so awesome!"

"Didn't ask, let's finish the match first."

No. 4 heard something, and asked doubtfully, "No. 2 is an anchor? Which channel ah? I watch livestreams every day, why don't I recognize your voice?"

"I'm not an anchor." Afraid of disturbing his teammate's play-style, Yu Yan denied it.

Lu Xiuhe then interrupted, "Well anyway, hurry up and enter the circle ba. You're already taking damage."

Yu Yan glanced at his and 1's health bars, making sure they could make it into the circle, and then started his little motorcycle again.

Lu Xiuhe and No. 4 had already been waiting for them in a small house somewhere in the wild area. Yu Yan drove his motorcycle to the warehouse attached to the house and jumped off. "Uhhh…"

Yi Chen also got off the bike and stood still to hear what the little anchor wanted to say.

Yu Yan raised his head and didn't continue.

He had wanted to ask if the other party had any first aid kits, but after thinking about it, he wouldn't get an answer even if he asked.

So he walked up to Yi Chen's avatar, dropped a first aid kit and two energy drinks, and then went upstairs.

The next circle quickly refreshed, and they were in the center of the map.

No. 4 exclaimed, "Ha ha! This circle is pretty good! Let's ambush people from this building ba. Maybe if we just keep lying here, we can eat chicken? I'll close all the doors… Hey! Where are you going, No. 2?"

"Pochinki." Yu Yan descended from the right side and didn't even turn his head to look back.

No. 4 couldn't understand. He had to jump to damn Zharki, and when they just managed to get a good circle, he had to go to Pochinki??

At this point in time, the battles in Pochinki should've finished. The surviving team must hold all the spoils. He… was only taking an AKM and S12k to join that party ah?

"Don't go, it must've already been completely emptied by other people!"

"I know."

"You know and you're still going?! When you get there, if there are still people in the city, aren't you just going there to die then?"

[This No. 4 is so annoying. If you like to play, then play, if you don't want to play, then scram.]

[No. 4 shut up for me!!]

Yu Yan also thought that No. 4 was a little irksome. "Lu Xiuhe, coming?"

Lu Xiuhe responded, "Hey, daddy, I'm on my way."

Yu Yan subconsciously glanced at the map and found that 1 had actually followed behind Lu Xiuhe.

He said, "1… No. 1, you just wait for me in the house."

"I'll bring you back something nice."

Yi Chen had taken two steps, then paused, and turned to decisively run back.

This was the first time he had been labeled with "needs to be protected". After trying this label out for more than ten minutes, he felt that it actually was pretty fine.

[The anchor's outrageous words are just filling the sky.]

[I want money, and I want to be the boss of the anchor!! I also want to lie there and wait for good things!!!]

[The Boss was told to go back and just went back? Really doesn't have any courage ba?]

[What the hell do you know? This is called being flexible. That's why other people are bosses, and you're not.]

The two people split up upon reaching Pochinki, mainly to find the locations of surviving players, not to search for items.

Lu Xiuhe called out, “All the doors over here have been opened, and no one is here.”

“No one’s here either.” Yu Yan passed by three lootboxes, which were piled together, but didn’t even turn to look at them. “Go to the end of the city and have a look. Be careful.”

[Anchor, check the boxes ah to see if there's anything good.]

"No." Yu Yan donned the tone of a domineering president, "I never loot from things that other people have already looted from."

[???]

[Really acting like that??]

[Remember you said that, man.]

The barrage fluttered about excitedly. Yu Yan was holding his gun when he saw a flash of gray on the second floor of a house nearby.

"I see someone. House with a green roof, second floor, level 2 helmet."

"I see them too." Lu Xiuhe asked, "What do you say? Attack the house?"

"Attack the house?" Yu Yan laughed and said, "Shouldn't we first figure out how many people there are inside… Someone just washed this city with blood, and the emptied lootboxes number more than your accessories. What are you going to attack the house with? Smoke grenades?"

Lu Xiuhe: "…"

He had just been walking around Zharki for most of the match and hadn't managed to pick up a single frag grenade. Attacking a house without grenades was basically just going in there to die.

"Then what should we do?"

"Do you have a magnifying scope?"

"A magnifying scope?" Lu Xiuhe acted like he had heard a joke. "What's that? Can I use it to heal myself?"

"…" Yu Yan looked at his empty sight attachment slot and asked, "What about a basic sight?"

"Have a red dot sight."

"Give it to me. I'll split the lootboxes upstairs 50-50 with you."

Lu Xiuhe listened to him and hurriedly tossed him the red dot sight.

Yu Yan quickly picked it up and turned to enter the house next to him.

[The door of this house is open. It's already been searched ah.]

[It can't be that you want to fight the people upstairs ba?]

The viewers' doubts were soon answered. They watched as the game avatar ran to the top of the house while carrying an AKM, and as soon as he saw an enemy, he opened the scope.

[??? Are you sure you're not kidding me?? So far away, you will hit zilch.]

[As soon as the red dot sight was opened I couldn't see anything. Can't even see the other person moving or anything.]

[The anchor has an AKM, and the other party is wedged in the corner by the window. How can he deal with him? Forget it ba, turning back is good.]

"Not turning back, I can deal with him."

Having said that, he keenly caught sight of the exposed gray-white helmet once again, and shot at his head without thinking.

The heavy sound of gunshots rang out and green blood flowed from the enemy. The gunshot sounds lasted for less than three seconds—

[You have eliminated ZEI-KU with an AKM]

PUBG's killing mechanics were also very particular. If you killed enemies who still had teammates, the system would prompt "You knocked down XX with XX". If there weren't any teammates alive, it would directly display "eliminated".

As soon as this battle occurred, the barrage immediately exploded again.

[Awesome… If it wasn't for that announcement, I wouldn't believe it.]

[That announcement counts for crap. Let's wait for the official explanation ba. Someone has already reported it. The anchor is a cheater.]

[So strong, it's a pity to not go pro.]

Yu Yan let out a breath.

It seemed that they had been lucky; there was only one opponent. If the number of enemies had been three or more, he actually wasn't sure if he could beat them.

He jumped down the stairs and went straight to the lootbox.

Lu Xiuhe ran after him, huffing and puffing. He finally got to the side of the lootbox and opened it——

A bare M416 and S12k were lying in it, watching him quietly. There wasn't a single ammo pack left, and Yu Yan had already put on the level 1 armor.

Most excessively, this bully hadn't even left a single grenade for him.

"WTF, didn't we agree beforehand! Half of the lootbox was going to be given to Laozi!!!"

Yu Yan stepped onto the motorcycle with a sidecar, which was in the garage, and replied confidently, "I went back on my word."

"In front of all your viewers, you cheated me out of a little red dot sight, your face must be red!!!"

"My face is red so I'm returning it to you." Yu Yan threw the red dot sight onto the ground and then marked a point on the map, "Come and retrieve it yourself."

Lu Xiuhe was heartbroken and sobbed, "… It's really true that public morals are degenerating with each passing day, people's hearts just aren't the same anymore!"

Yu Yan ignored him and slowly rode back to the small house in the wild area on the three-seat motorcycle.

Yi Chen watched the little anchor's icon get closer and closer to him—until he stood right in front of him.

Then, without saying a word, Yu Yan began to toss him things.

He opened the inventory interface and glanced at them. These were all things that the little anchor usually used when playing PUBG, so they should all be good items.

Just when he was just about to pick them up, the cellphone in front of the keyboard suddenly rang.

That lootbox was very fat, so Yu Yan's inventory was full. After tossing 1 some ammo and a basic scope, he also tossed him two more first aid kids.

For novices, first aid kits should be the best thing ba.

After he finished dropping the items for 1, he turned around and left, intending to go to the balcony to see if he could catch a few moving lootboxes.

——"What's going on?"

An adult man's voice resounded from his headset.

It was deep, mature, magnetic, but also carried a hint of laziness.

It wasn't the voice of No. 4, and it definitely wasn't Lu Xiuhe's voice.

Yu Yan's fingers reflexively paused, and his game avatar also just froze there.

"Thursday…" The man paused, as if he was recalling something, and continued, "There's a meeting in the afternoon."

"Returned? So quickly?"

"Understood."

It seemed as if the other party didn't know that his words were being heard in the livestream, and so still spoke calmly and composedly.

Yu Yan's heart seemed to have gone out of control. His heartbeat accelerated the moment he heard the tone of the man's voice.

Lu Xiuhe asked, "What's that sound ah? Who's on the phone?"

Yu Yan responded, "You shut up…"

It was a pity that he stopped him from speaking too late. The man had finally realized something, and his voice cut short.

After a long time.

"I'll tell you later," As he finished saying that, only the muffled sound of a cellphone being placed on the desk was heard. Yi Chen then asked, "Can you guys hear me?"

Lu Xiuhe replied, "Can hear you, can hear you! But Boss, why can't I see a microphone indicator next to your name ah?"

Yi Chen raised his eyebrows. "I didn't turn on the microphone."

"Then??"

[Ahhhhhh, this voice, I'm dead!!!]

[Could this be a CVba…]

[This was intentional ba? Even saying that there's a meeting… Pretending to be a big boss?]

[He's the mod of the stream ah! The anchor didn't block mod voice chat, and the boss didn't turn off open mic, so of course, we could hear.]

"Is that so?" Lu Xiuhe said, "Then Xiao Yan, remember to disable Boss' open mic later."

Yu Yan wasn't in the mood to listen to what Lu Xiuhe was saying.

No wonder he'd always heard some small noises before…

Yi Chen kept silent. He put the scope on the gun and was getting ready to leave.

Only to see the little anchor in front, who had already run to the balcony, suddenly turn around and run toward him again.

With the crisp sound effect of several items being dropped, he now had more things in front of him.

An 8x scope, med kit, adrenaline syringe.

The viewers watched on as Yu Yan threw these treasures onto the ground like pieces of trash.

[???]

[What, BMing???]

[Just gave two first aid kits, and now giving him a med kit…]

[Also giving the 8x scope to the Boss? Too risky ba? Then what are you going to use?? ]

Yu ·Ultimate Voice Con· Yan frowned and said, "I-I'm strong."

When he finished speaking, a low, slightly breathy laugh reached his ear.

… Yu Yan felt that his ears were about to burn up.

"You take it back ba." Yi Chen said, "Giving it to me is a bit of a waste."

The little anchor stood in front of him for a few seconds and didn't respond. Just as he was about to leave, he heard a clear "thump" sound.

Now there was an M24 in front of him.

"No problem… Bandages and 4x scopes are enough." After a long time, Yu Yan said, "You take this."

Yi Chen was even more amused and asked him, "Then, what are you going to use?"

"I…" Yu Yan thought about it. "I'll take Lu Xiuhe's "Mini14."

Barrage: [????? ]

Lu Xiuhe: "??????"

The author has something to say:

Lu Xiuhe: Hello? Bro? What's going on with you??

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Juurensha: Hahaha, ultimate voice con Yanyan

Noks: Lu Xiuhe, you should just shut up. Don't interrupt Boss Yi. At all.