PUBG Online Romance of the Century

Edited by Noks, Divetus, and xiin

No. 3 felt that his face had been completely lost, and so opened his mouth to retort and curse, releasing a stream of words in his home dialect. Although most people couldn't understand what was being said, considering all the "fuck" and "damn" in that tirade, it was obvious that it couldn't be anything good.

Someone jumped out of the barrage at once.

[Wtf, this dialect is actually from our area, but we don't recognize this grandson. You can beat him as you like.]

Even if Good Show was used to witnessing such a scene, it was usually just in the form of written attacks in LoL or in the barrage, which wasn't as exciting as hearing it in person. He couldn't come up with anything to say anything for awhile.

Yu Yan didn't speak either. He revived 1 and turned around and walked out of the small house.

No. 3 was looting a box in the corner. While passing by, Yu Yan opened the two boxes in the middle and glanced inside them. It was obvious that all the good things had already been looted.

No. 3 was still cursing, "&…. %￥# What bs thing, just playing a game gives you a sense of superiority? Little Jiejie, I've picked up an extra sniper silencer. Let me give it to you….WTF!!!"

In the middle of No. 3's on-going speech, countless shots rang out.

Yu Yan's face had already returned to normal. After turning around the corner, he had raised his gun, and with a sweep of gunfire, had knocked down No. 3.

"Playing games doesn't give you a sense of superiority. But at least in the game, if I want you to die, you have to obediently lie down." Yu Yan said, "A quack should still have the qualities of a quack. You don't help revive others, but you're still the first to grab a gun while looting. You really are a Didi."

In the semi-final circle, the number of survivors left was less than 20, and so it looked like they were about to eat chicken. No. 3 was fully equipped, and he had even secretly looted a level 3 helmet. However, even before he could even warm up the helmet, he was thrown to the ground and then mocked for a while. No. 3's face turned red with anger.

"You're the one sneaking in from behind, and then you're talking this bullshit? If you have the ability, come help daddy up, and we'll see who kills who?? You're a…. ￥%#!"

[This person is really shameless. Just based on this shooting technique, if you casually drag Boss 1 or Good Show to fight against him, I'm afraid he won't be able to even beat them!]

[Lolololol, person above, if you want to curse someone out, just curse them out. How can you humiliate your own people?]

[This game is too exhilarating ba?! I usually play LoL, and whenever I encounter the masterpieces of keyboard warriors, I get angry enough to fly off the handle because I can't kill my teammates!!!]

Everyone thought Yu Yan would continue to jeer, but unexpectedly, he suddenly laughed. "You speak so much, but who is the one kneeling now?"

He didn't plan to waste any more time here after saying that. So many shots had been fired just now, and he didn't know if there were any teams nearby who might've heard it and come to investigate.

He ignored No. 3's insults and was just about to kill him off when he heard a heavy thump.

[Yii11c eliminated forerunner747 with an S686]

Yi Chen jumped onto the fence and with the attitude of looking down upon someone, killed him off.

Yu Yan was stunned, and his first reaction was to ask, "…Where did you get an S686?"

"I wanted to kill him, I just picked it up in the house." Yi Chen said, "I wasn't sure if the gun was stable and could kill him right away"

Yet, as a result, while he was away picking up guns, No. 3 had already been knocked down.

…afraid it couldn't kill him.

Yu Yan resisted laughing aloud and opened No. 3's box. "Come, take his gun, and take all of this level 3 armor."

Good Show, who had also looted a level 3 armor on his end, asked, "Xiao Yan, I also have a level 3 armor here, do you want it?"

"This team is really plump ba." Yu Yan finished looting what he needed, turned his head, and ran. "No, you two take it ba, I'm fine with just a helmet. Are you finished looting? If you're finished looting, let's go ba."

Yi Chen didn't ask any questions and followed behind Yu Yan with his gun, leaving the small house in the wild area behind.

Although the place they had just been in was a wild area, it still counted as being a large wild area. There were several houses there, and since most people had been busy with killing each other before, they pretty much hadn't been searched through.

Good Show didn't quite want to leave yet, and he went upstairs while saying, "You're not going to search it? We've just arrived, and now we're running away again?"

Yu Yan said, "There were so many shots just now, I'm afraid someone will come looking."

"If they come looking, we'll fuck them up!"

“It’s not in the circle either,” Yu Yan said.

Good Show looked at the map; it really wasn’t in the circle anymore. He said, “Okay, I’ll come after I search this building.”

Just as Good Show walked up to the second floor, he heard the sound of footsteps&#k2014;indicating that more than one person was walking over towards him.

Good Show immediately froze. "Xiao Yan, did you guys come back?"

Yu Yan said, "We have already entered the circle."

In less than half a minute, Good Show's killed in action notification appeared in the upper-right hand corner of the screen.

[Good Show, go back to playing LoL ba, don't make a fool of yourself! You're going to lose fans! (roaring)]

"…… I won't." Good Show opened up the spectating mode and watched from Yu Yan's POV. "I will never give up."

"There's a team behind us, be careful." Yu Yan ran to another house in another small wild area, and once he was sure there was no one inside, he closed the door and said, "Let's just settle down here ba."

Although this wild area wasn't in the center of the circle, it didn't count as being too much near the edges either. If they were lucky, them being in the center of the perfect circle of destiny wasn't an impossible outcome.

Somehow, no one had taken over such a good location yet.

He had just said these words casually, but he hadn't expected lines from the barrage to immediately start flashing past the screen.

[Settle down here and then birth a couple of children.]

【？？？ The person above?]

[A dream family, you plow while I weave.]

[Who gives birth?]

[Xiao Yan gives birth! (loud voice)]

[Boss 1 gives birth… (low voice)]

[Person above, what kind of cult are you from??]

"No one is giving birth, no one at all." Yu Yan was stunned by the direction in which their thought processes had gone to, and his anger from just a few moments ago had completely disappeared.

Although No. 3 was still swearing in the voice channel, at least his game character wasn't in front of him. Yu Yan felt much more comfortable than before.

Yi Chen also laughed. He opened his inventory and asked, "Do you want ammo?"

"No need, I have enough. Both your guns use 556 ammo, keep them ba."

The team behind them quickly caught up. The two of them didn't let even the slightest sound of their footsteps escape, and Yu Yan stood guard behind the fence. At the instant the car drove up, he shot quickly. All that could be seen in the video was the boy's arm as it kept going down——

In the upper right corner of the screen, a flurry of notifications showing "yanxyan has eliminated XXX by blowing up the vehicle…" appeared.

"Previously, some stream followers had asked me how I got used to recoil, and wanted to learn my method of firing." He took up the gun and turned around to go back into the house without looting any boxes. "In fact, like everyone else, I can't control the gun spray patterns… Have you guys learned it?"

Learn?

The stream followers were all confused.

Who the fuck could learn from that and would think this demonstration was a how-to?

Even if it was a how-to, he had executed it so fast that unfortunately. no one could understand it ba.

There were still 11 people left in the final circle.

11 people in such a small circle… It was basically understood that you would encounter a Voldemort every two steps in any direction.

After clearing two Voldemorts, Yu Yan saw that Yi Chen's health bar only had half remaining.

"1, take a first-aid kit." He said, "There should still be others around."

"I don't have a first aid kit." Yi Chen had turned on his mic. He lay down right there on that spot and said, "It's okay, you play, you don't have to worry about me."

Yu Yan was stunned. "Didn't you just loot one?"

"Looted too many bullets, and didn't realise that I hadn't looted any first-aid kits until we were halfway away from that box."

Yu Yan slowly crawled on the ground towards Yi Chen and tossed him two first-aid kits. "Use them."

"Okay."

[The anchor is both the boss' vanguard and works part-time as the boss' medic. He is really being both the father and the mother.]

Yu Yan saw that line in the barrage and even reacted to it by replying, "Don't talk nonsense."

… He didn't want to be his parent at all.

When there was only one person left in the game, Yu Yan put his gun away and equipped some frag grenades.

Then he held them in his hand and counted down the seconds, before throwing them one by one towards the grass in the distance——

Amidst the bursts of explosions, a large game settlement notification popped up: [Big Fortune and Great Delight, you're eating chicken tonight.]

"Awesome ya!" Good Show slapped the table. "66 didn't deceive me, you really are very good."

Upon suddenly hearing a familiar name, Yu Yan's smile slightly froze, and he asked. "66?"

"No, I said your playing is really awesome." Good Show also froze before he hurriedly added, "666 ma."

Yu Yan was silent. He didn't have any problems with his hearing. He could usually hear each footstep in the game very accurately, so he was sure that he hadn't heard what Good Show had said wrong.

But right now, both of them were participating in a livestream, so he couldn't interrogate him.

"Right." He went back to the game lobby and said, "Maybe I heard you wrong ba, keep playing?"

His tone wasn't quite right. Good Show had originally wanted to click to queue for another match, but after hearing him ask in such a tone, he hesitated.

Good Show said, "Tsk, it's already this hour… I have to get ready to livestream. You two play ba. Xiao Yan, will you carry me next time?"

Yu Yan didn't flat-out reject him, and instead just said, "If there's room."

After Good Show left, Yu Yan drew two stream followers into the game.

At the beginning of the new match, only after he entered Manners Plaza did he gain some free time to glance at his phone. It was then that he discovered an unread message on his cellphone, one that had been sent more than 10 minutes ago.

1: Livestreaming, you endure a bit, don't quarrel with him.

Yu Yan calculated the time and estimated that just a few seconds after sending this message, Yi Chen had used the shotgun to clear out No. 3 with a bang.

Yu Yan: No way.

Yu Yan: The more I endure and think about it, the angrier I get.

1:……

1: You're right.

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Actually, Good Show had just made-up an excuse to leave, he had more than half an hour left before he had to start his livestream.

After he quit Yu Yan's stream, his QQ immediately rang.

66: Wtf! You almost let it slip!

Good Show: My bad, my bad…..

66 was an old friend of Good Show's and had been a press agent of his former team.

Good Show: Are you watching him stream again?

66: Yeah. Ugh, every time I see him, I feel very sad. If he had listened to me and switched jobs with me, I would have found a way to stuff him into our PUBG section.

Good Show: Come on ba, it's not like you don't know how bad that PUBG section of our team is.

66: It's still better than him having to livestream now.

Good Show: Looking down upon livestreaming ah? For a more popular anchor now, their monthly salary pretty much surpasses that of a professional team member's, okay?

66: Okay ba. I took a look, and during your time there, his fans have increased by tens of thousands. Thank you bro.

Good Show: I didn't do it all for you, so you don't need to do this empty show for me. But since you care about your former colleague so much, why don't you smash tens of thousands yuan worth of gifts on your own at him? Are you reluctant to do so?

66: I'm afraid he'll recognize me. Anyway… At the beginning, I was the one who dug him and pulled him into that shabby little team. Although I didn't know that the management was such a pit at that time, I could also count as bearing some responsibility for it ba.

Good Show: But the way I see it, it seems Xiao Yan doesn't want my popularity to rub off on him ah.

66: Guess he was scared by that last trending topics search ba. Tuantuan's marketing team really knows how to get things done. I think that there will definitely come a day where Tuantuan gets thrown into a pit and killed by that marketing team.

Good Show sent an emoticon over: She would have it coming, can't do anything about it.

66 had mentioned Yu Yan to him before, but hadn't elaborated on it. At that time, Good Show had also just sighed over it and hadn't paid much attention to it.

However, they didn't expect that the poor thing they had discussed would suddenly appear on the website's application list for Kills King. 66 had recognized him at first sight and then had even come to Good Show's door with several bottles of wine, requesting that he help him investigate the poor thing's situation.

Thinking of the little interactions he had witnessed taking place between Yu Yan and their big boss, Good Show thought about it and replied with a sentence—

Good Show: You can rest assured ba. He's living much better than you think right now. I feel like he's pretty happy.

Good Show didn't expect that he had unintentionally planted a big flag.

A week later, a Weibo post suddenly appeared on the front page of many of the stream followers, and made some of the stream followers' jaws drop.

[Zhou Mi Entertainment: Recently, our company discovered that @yanxyan, a professional player of the company, signed some anchor contracts with @StarTV official blog without obtaining permission from the company, and is currently active as an anchor on StarTV, which constitutes as a breach of contract. At present, we are trying to collect evidence. @yanxyan, please be prepared to respond to the lawsuit.]

A picture was attached below, showing a contract. The contents were all blurred out, but it could be seen from the dirty paper that the contract had a long history.

The whole contract showed only a small signature at the bottom right. The signature had been neatly signed, and it could be seen that it had been written stroke by stroke, carefully and solemnly——

Yu Yan.

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Juurensha: GTFO Zhou Mi Entertainment! How dare you come try to find our Yanyan again! (Also…my favorite SJ member is Zhou Mi, so the name of this company is a bit unfortunate.)

Noks: Damn, how dare you, you #$%$&%$#?! How dare you appear once again in Yanyan's life?! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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