Pulling Out The Gun Of St. Jolanginus, I Decided To Keep A Low Profile

[Mysterious group owner]: "Damn it! Did I not wake up? Why did the whole world change when I woke up, and I got pregnant for the first time, awesome!"

[My life is up to me]: "My boyfriend has a child, but the mother of the child is not me, wow wow! I feel so uncomfortable!"

The others spit out immediately, Mochizuki Rin, are you talking about cross talk? Why do they feel so happy when they see this text!

【I hate~dogs】: "Congratulations!"

【No. 1 in Iron and Blood World】: "- mentality explosion!"

【How to get rid of frequent anemia】: "Is this considered mother-child expensive-?"

[It's okay, don't bother me]: "I wouldn't be reduced to the point of relying on others, if it wasn't for the fact that little Adam is too weak now, I would just drag him to Rome to get married.

【Da Vinci, you three-no flat loli】: "Da Vinci sauce, are you crossing the river and tearing down bridges?"

【Poverty, I will be starved and thin】: "What a sinister thought!"

【The most beautiful girl in the world】: "I don't agree!"

【I must resign next year】: "Resolutely oppose!"

【How to get rid of frequent anemia】: "If you dare to drag little Adam to get married now, my old lady will dare to snatch the marriage!"

【Number one in the iron and blood world】: "Marriage snatching +1!"

[If I am poor, I will be starved and thin]: "Marriage snatching +2!"

【Da Vinci, you three-no flat loli】: "Marriage snatching +3!"

【Nothing, leave me alone】: "Believe it or not, I will take little Adam and leave now, so that you will never find him.

Good guy! Da Vinci, you are completely blackened! You even have the idea of ​​running with Ye Yan.

As soon as Aphra saw this message, she immediately ran to notify Dreyfield and Heinz next door.

She alone can't stop Da Vinci, and more people must be found to help.

"The big thing is bad, you two get up!"

"Aphra, what are you doing this morning?"

Dreyfield and Heinz rubbed their sleepy eyes and opened the door dissatisfied. Staring at Aphra, who was disturbing her dream, she asked with a dissatisfied face.

"Da Vinci sauce is going to run away with little Adam."

"Why?"

Dreyfield asked blankly.

"Because Da Vinci-chan is pregnant."

Dreyfield and Heinz blinked, and then looked at each other again, seeing the shock in each other's eyes, which made them confirm that they heard correctly.

"Wait a minute, why did Da Vinci get pregnant after just one night? The baby is still brother Adam's child. Is the world changing too fast, or am I unable to keep up with the times?"

"I think I might still be dreaming."

Dreyfield turned around and planned to go back to bed to sleep, if this is a dream, then let her continue to sleep!

"Dreyfell, you silly bird, you're awake now!"

Ephra hastily stretched out her hand to hold Dreyfell, and shouted with a speechless face.

"Isn't this a dream? Then why is Da Vinci suddenly pregnant? I suddenly feel that staying with you is dangerous, and I want to go home."

Dreyfield thought that Da Vinci would become pregnant one night, her whole body trembled, and she turned around and wanted to run home.

She wasn't ready to lay eggs yet!

"Listen to me, there's a reason for all of this."

Aphra spoke at the fastest speed in her life, and narrated what happened last night in one go.

"So you wanted to drag Da Vinci into the water, but you didn't expect that you were also tricked."

After listening, Heinz concluded speechlessly.

This should be the highest level of death!

"Don't worry, Da Vinci Sauce can get pregnant purely because her physical fitness is too weak, little Adam is not yet capable of getting you pregnant.

Aphra comforted with a confident face.

"Aphra, so you're saying I have to blame myself for all of this?"

Suddenly, a sinister familiar voice came from behind, making Aphra's whole body tremble, and she turned around and explained with a stiff tone:

"Da Vinci Sauce, that's not what I meant!"

"Then what do you mean?"

"It's all my fault, I'm guilty, I'm sorry, Da Vinci sauce, for the sake of our friendship for many years, just forgive me once!"

Aphra hugged Da Vinci's short legs very unscrupulously, knelt down and begged for mercy.

"You still have the nerve to say that for the sake of our many years of friendship, if you weren't my friend, I would have sent you to hell a long time ago."

But who made her just such a good friend, although she often made mistakes in her mind, she was also her only friend.

"Da Vinci, are you really pregnant?"

Heinz still didn't believe it, could these guys team up to deceive them?

"Well, there are already two little lives in my stomach."

Da Vinci touched her flat belly and said in a gentle tone.

"Da Vinci, listen to your tone, do you forgive me?"

"I forgive you, but I don't think it's necessary to improve your memory.

With a flash of Da Vinci's hand, a translucent rope suddenly appeared, automatically tied Aphra tightly, and then the car drove away.

"Wooooow!"

Because Aphra's mouth was tied up with a rope, she could only utter a cry for help.

When I saw Ye Yan, as if I saw hope, my voice became louder.

"Sister Da Vinci, what are you doing?"

At this time, Ye Yan and Xiao Jiu also came out of their room, just now he dragged Xiao Jiu to the room to give her a good education.

"Give Aphra a deep and unforgettable education, let her understand that some things are not allowed to be done. 27

"It just so happened that I educated Xiao Jiu well just now, and she has already deeply realized her mistake."

"Hehe! Are you sure you didn't go to bed for education?"

Pooh!

Ye Yan spit it out straight away, when will Sister Da Vinci tell bad jokes?

Dreyfield and Heinz really opened their eyes. Do girls become aggressive and violent after having a man?

"Miss Da Vinci, Xiao Jiu really knows her mistake, and Xiao Jiu also promises that this is the last time, I am really sorry!"

"If Miss Da Vinci doesn't want these two children, she can transfer the embryos into Xiao Jiu's stomach. Xiao Jiu promises to raise them as her own children."

Xiao Jiu bowed deeply to Da Vinci, "Ten-faced Chengkang apologized.

"They are my children!"

Da Vinci's complexion instantly changed when he heard the words, and he firmly protected his belly and refused.

"It turns out that Da Vinci Xiaojiu wants these two children, so Xiaojiu can rest assured."

Xiao Jiu suddenly said with a bright smile.

"You crafty maid! Trick me again."

"Xiao Jiu didn't."

"snort!"

Da Vinci snorted coldly, turned around and pulled Aphra away.

"Sister Da Vinci, sister Aphra?"

"We have known each other for thousands of years, do you think I will hurt her?"

"Then I'm fine."

Ye Yan closed his mouth instantly, ignoring the plea for help in Afra's eyes.

"Master, Mademoiselle Richelieu is calling!"

Xiao Jiu suddenly took out Ye Yan's cell phone, said with a smile, and pressed the connect button.

"Brother, where is Da Vinci, quickly ask Xiao Jiu to take you away, she said she will take you to a place where no one will find you.

"Sister Li, Sister Da Fenqi was joking, you guys are really thinking too much."

Ye Yan opened the chat group at this time, only to find that when he taught Xiao Jiu, there were so many chat records in the group.

What one said was more outrageous than the other, even snatching marriages came out.

Me, isn't marriage robbery usually left to men? When did he get married by a group of women?

"real?"

"Well, Sister Da Vinci has forgiven Xiaojiu and me."

"That's good."

Richelieu finally let out a long sigh of relief when he heard these words, and then educated:

"Don't do this kind of thing next time, and educate Xiao Jiu well. This kind of thing is too much for a woman. Fortunately, you met Da Vinci this time, otherwise things will be troublesome."

"Of course Xiao Jiu would do such a thing if he was sure."

Most people in the group can use this method, because they all have a deep relationship with the master.

Heinz and Dreyfield, who just met, can't do it. If they do this kind of thing, they will definitely explode.

Ye Yan:"

Looking at Xiao Jiu with a mischievous expression on his face, you didn't listen to a single word of my long lecture just now. It seems that he plans to continue doing such bad things next time he has a chance.

And as Xiao Jiu's strength is getting stronger and stronger, it seems that no one can restrain her yet.

"It's not enough to be sure. This is the behavior of a villain who takes advantage of others' danger, and he will be cast aside."

0……… Ask for flowers……………

"Xiao Jiu knows, you can rest assured, Richelieu Xiao Jiu, no one cares about the master more than me.

Xiao Jiu said confidently.

Compared with those of you who have different ideas, Xiao Jiu is the one who cares most about the master.

It is precisely because you care so much about your master that it is possible to do anything.

Richelieu said silently in his heart.

But she knew that no matter how much she said, the maid wouldn't listen, so she could only sigh and exhort:

"Brother, take good care of yourself."

"Well, I will, Miss Li."

After hanging up the phone, Ye Yan immediately clarified in the group:

[Sisters, I don't want to work hard anymore]: "Sisters, I'm sorry, Sister Da Vinci was joking just now, I hope you don't take it seriously."

[My life is up to me]: "Then is she also joking about her pregnancy?"

Mochizuki Rin asked expectantly.

[Sisters, I don't want to work hard anymore]: "Rin, I'm sorry, this is true.

[My life is up to me]: "Crying/crying/crying/"

【The most beautiful girl in the world】: "Cousin, I'm going to tell my aunt."

Hey, hey, hey! Ye Mengjiade, you are a bit reckless! You actually plan to sue your elders.

【Sisters, I don’t want to work hard anymore】: "Yemengade, you..."

【My old lady doesn't want to do it anymore】: "Hahaha! I support it 100%, this little girl should be disciplined.

[No. 1 in the Iron and Blood World]: "I can help with education."

【I hate dogs】: "I can do it too, it's enough to throw it into the army and hone it for a few years."

[Sisters, I don’t want to work hard anymore] "Although I took advantage of this incident, I don’t deny it, but I am also a victim in theory. I really know that I was wrong. I promise that similar things will not happen next time. "

[How to often break anemia]: "Oh! If I had known yesterday, I would not have left in a hurry. I regret it.

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【If I am poor, I will be starved and thin】: "You regret a hammer, don't you still want to join in?"

[How to often break down anemia]: "Nonsense, I have wanted to taste Da Vinci's blood for a long time, and I also want to taste the blood of that beast maid. I am so sorry!"

Everyone: ".

【I will resign next year】: "It's all over now anyway, so let's just say a few words, my brother didn't do it on purpose.

【Number One in Iron and Blood】: "Richelieu, are you used to wearing hats?"

Everyone who was watching the group chat spat out in one gulp, leaning forward and backward with laughter.

Richelieu's little face turned black instantly, Pimax, I swear I will never finish with you in my life.

[Mysterious group leader]: "Hahaha! Forgive me for laughing unkindly!"

[I am poor and will be starved and thin]: "Hahaha! Forgive me for not being kind!"

[It's okay, don't bother me]: "Laugh!"

[My life is up to me]: "Have fun in suffering!"

[Sisters, I don't want to work hard anymore]: "Sister Li, I really didn't laugh!"

[My old lady doesn't want to do it anymore]: "There is no silver three hundred taels here!"

[Sisters, I don't want to work hard anymore]: "Jeanne, you stinky saint, let me tell you, you will die next time we meet!"

[My old lady doesn't want to do it anymore]: "Did you forget that Vivienne has exposed your real appearance in the group, and now I'm submitting an application for an embassy and I can come to Xiamen to beat you up later."

Ye Yan:

[Sisters, I don't want to work hard anymore]: "Sister Jeanne, I know I was wrong."

【My old lady doesn't want to do it anymore】: "Adam, sure enough I overestimated your integrity again."

[I must resign next year]: "Jeanne, add my share."

【Number one in the iron and blood world】: "There is also me.

[How to often break anemia]: "Jeanne, I will give you a friendly reminder, your son is rough-skinned and thick-skinned, so he is not afraid of being beaten."

[No. 1 in the Iron and Blood World]: "Well, I can prove this."

【The most beautiful girl in the world】: "Add me, my cousin really went too far this time."

[My life is up to me]: "There is still me."

【If I am poor, I will be starved and thin】: "Brother Adam, although I really want to help you, it is a pity that he is weak and unable to help you."

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