Put away your magical powers now!

(Thanks to [Xihe Cathy] for her cuteness)

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Chapter 26 [Mr. Chen]

The two came out of the emergency room, one with a piece of gauze on his forehead, and the other holding a plastic bag containing soldiers and medicines.

There was no need to worry about getting the wrong medical records and medicines, because except for the different names, the symptoms, injuries and prescriptions were exactly the same.

The two did not walk far, and directly found a coffee shop in the basement of the hospital and sat in.

The good thing about private hospitals is that they are highly commercialized. There is another basement under the outpatient building of the hospital. There are convenience stores, small supermarkets, coffee shops, dessert and pastry shops, with a full range of products.

There were not many people in the coffee shop, so Chen Yan ordered a cup of hot cocoa for himself and one for Lu Sisi.

After sitting down, Chen Yan looked at the nervous Lu Sisi and first used the Sky Eye to look at the other party.

Sure enough, a ball of black air was lingering, and it seemed endless.

But maybe it was because she had just experienced another catastrophe, the black gas seemed to be missing a corner - missing that corner, it has been constantly breeding new black gas and re-condensing.

The little girl looked a little absent-minded, Chen Yan coughed lightly: "You just said that you... have always been unlucky? Have you been unlucky since you were a child?"

It would have been better if she didn't say it, but when she said this, Lu Sisi's eyes turned red again.

Chen Yan directly slapped a tissue on the girl's eyes and said fiercely: "Don't cry! If you really attract the hospital security, they will arrest me as a gangster! Speak nicely!"

Lu Sisi cried and whispered: "But I really have been unlucky since I was a child..."

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Then, Lu Sisi began to tell her life story.

Chen Yan listened to it, what should I say...

To put it in a more literary way, it is called a bad fate.

To put it in Chen Yan's own feelings...

This girl must have been a broom in her previous life!

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Lu Sisi has been weak and sick since she was young. When she was five years old, she had pneumonia and almost died.

She has been sick all the time, and the frequency of colds and fevers is much higher than that of ordinary people.

Moreover, she is often injured.

She was hit by a ball inexplicably during physical education class at school, or she fell while running.

She was hit by a bicycle, a motorcycle, and a car while walking.

When crossing the road, she was very careful to look left and right for cars and traffic lights, and dared to take a step only when she was sure it was safe.

Then, she fell into the manhole cover with one foot!

Even if she was sitting in the house and watching TV, the light tube above her head could fall down and hit her head.

New clothes would be broken due to various accidents before they were worn twice.

New mobile phones were always lost or broken.

The neighbor's dog wagged its tail at everyone he saw, and was as obedient as possible.

But when he saw her, he went up and bit her!

When her family gives her some pocket money, she will throw it away five times out of ten.

——In this way, Lu Sisi grew up in hardship and got used to living cautiously in various difficulties.

She has developed her current temperament: living like a rabbit that sneaks out of its nest to find food surrounded by natural enemies.

She never wears new clothes, but always buys old clothes to wear.

She always buys second-hand mobile phones.

She avoids cats and dogs when she sees them - although she actually likes the cute Xiu Gou.

She often gets sick and injured, and she has become a doctor after a long illness. Her backpack is filled with various common medicines.

What anti-inflammatory and antipyretic, what iodine alcohol, Huoxiang Zhengqi water, and quick-acting heart-saving pills!

She even taught herself the single-person Heimlich first aid method!

Make sure that she can save her own life when food gets stuck in her trachea - this kind of thing has really happened several times!

In this way, the eighteen-year-old Lu Sisi slowly endured all this.

However...

The most lamentable thing is the fickleness of human nature.

She discovered one thing since her youth: her bad luck will spread to the people around her.

Whoever gets closer to her, has a better relationship with her, and has more dealings with her.

Then, the other party will also be unlucky, and diseases, disasters, and accidents will follow one after another.

As time goes by, people around her also notice that something is wrong, so she becomes a "death star" that everyone avoids.

No one of her age is willing to be friends with her. There are no best friends at all.

The boys she knows also avoid her, and no boy is willing to express his affection for her.

From childhood to adulthood, this girl who lives cautiously and humbly has to endure loneliness that seems to have no end!

In the end, she didn't even dare to make any friends on her own initiative, and her personality became more and more cowardly and timid.

As a freshman, she was surrounded by new classmates when she came to a new school. All her peers of the same age were happily embracing youth and starting to make all kinds of new friends in school.

But she can only lock herself away from the crowd and carefully avoid others' approach.

This is true for outsiders and family members.

Lu Sisi comes from a special family.

Her mother is a native of Jinling Prefecture, while her father is from Gangcheng.

Many years ago, Lu Sisi's father came to Jinling Prefecture to expand the family business. He met Lu Sisi's mother locally, and the two fell in love, got married, and gave birth to Lu Sisi.

The relationship between her parents is quite good, and they were very kind to Lu Sisi at first. However, as time goes by, Lu Sisi is plagued by all kinds of bad luck, which will also affect her family...

This happened for a long time, and even the parents began to avoid this child.

A few years ago, I raised another trumpet.

Her father's family, which is far away in Hong Kong City, still refuses to include Lu Sisi in their family tree.

Because when Lu Sisi was five years old, her father once took her back to her home in Hong Kong City to worship her ancestors. Something happened during the ceremony.

At that time, the young Lu Sisi, under the guidance of adults, knelt down and kowtowed to the ancestral tablet.

She just knocked her head down...

Click!

The ancestral tablet cracked on the spot!

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Chen Yan: "…………"

Although saying this is a bit disrespectful...

But...this scene is really a bit explosive!

To be honest, if I were the clan leader, I wouldn’t dare let her enter the family tree!

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"Actually, my father's surname is Yang, and I have been called Yang Sisi since I was a child. But later, I was not allowed to enter the genealogy. My father's family put pressure on him and did not allow my surname to be Yang.

So after I was six years old, my family changed my surname to take my mother's surname, and my name was also changed to Lu Sisi. "

When Lu Sisi said this, she was already in tears.

Chen Yan sighed, and then suddenly remembered something: "Many people in Hong Kong City are superstitious, especially some families, and metaphysics is popular in Hong Kong City. Your father's family there, that is, Yang Family, didn’t you ask any master to calculate it for you?”

Lu Sisi's face turned pale and she whispered: "Actually, it's okay. Just, when I was five years old, I knelt down and broke the ancestral tablet...

The elders there asked a famous local expert to tell my fortune. "

Chen Yan became more energetic: "Oh? What should I say?"

"Tell me, say I am... Qi Jueming." The girl's face was pale, and her voice was trembling: "Qi Jueming, it means that in my life...

No relatives, no friends, no wealth, no blessings, no salary, no longevity, no heirs. "

After hearing these Qijue clearly, Chen Yan couldn't help but shudder!

What a vicious destiny!

After thinking about it, Chen Yan made up his mind.

"Take out your phone."

"Huh?" Lu Sisi was stunned.

"Stop talking nonsense, take it out first."

As Chen Yan said, he also took out his mobile phone and opened Weixin's payment code: "Do you have money in your bank card?"

Well?

The girl immediately looked at Chen Yan warily, but she was soft-tempered and timid, so she replied softly: "Well, yes, a little."

"Transfer some money to me."

"???"

The girl stared at Chen Yan with wide eyes, but she seemed unable to muster the courage to resist. Instead, she shrank and whispered: "Turn, how much should you turn?"

"It's up to you. Three or five yuan is not too little, thirty-five thousand is not too much, it's up to you." Chen Yan waved his hand.

After a pause, seeing the confused look on the girl's face, Chen Yan still kindly explained a few words: "I didn't mean to cheat you out of money. But there is a rule in the inheritance of my academic skills: take people's money and contribute to others.

You must receive benefits when doing things for others, no matter what, you break the rules.

As for you, just give me as much or as little as you like, okay? "

The girl was stunned, and then whispered timidly: "I, I don't have much money left. It's almost the end of the month, and I don't have much left for this month's living expenses. Two days ago, I hurt you because of that... It happened to a friend. He broke his mobile phone and spent money to buy a second-hand mobile phone. There was no money left in the card.

I, I only have more than 400 yuan left in my card now..."

Chen Yan sighed: "I've already said that it's more or less casual. It means just following the circumstances. Don't you understand?"

The girl lowered her head and said in a thin voice: "I...I'm afraid it's not enough."

Chen Yan turned around and went to the counter, borrowed paper and pen from the waiter, and placed them in front of Lu Sisi.

"Your birthday, birth date... Forget it, you probably don't know your birth date, so just write down your birthday and approximate birth time, and I'll figure it out myself later."

"No, I know the birth date and horoscope." The girl said seriously: "When I used to do fortune telling, the master in Hong Kong City approved the horoscope for me."

"Okay, let's write it down together."

Lu Sisi honestly grabbed a pen and started writing.

Chen Yan stood aside and touched his chin and looked at the girl - she was also very pitiful.

I have been unlucky for eighteen years and have developed this weak and aggrieved temperament.

After the girl finished writing, Chen Yan said: "Please transfer me one hundred yuan."

"……ah?"

The girl was stunned for a moment, hesitated for a moment, but still nodded: "Oh, okay..."

As she said that, Lu Sisi suddenly said, "You were injured today to save me, so I should pay for the medical expenses."

Um?

Chen Yan's heart moved and he looked deeply at the girl.

He nodded and said: "Yes, the medical expenses... I almost forgot if you didn't tell me.

According to the rules, one hundred yuan is not enough.

One code equals one code, medical expenses are medical expenses, and hard-earned expenses are hard-earned expenses.

Please give me more, give me more..."

He thought for a while, and looked at the girl's pitiful look, feeling a little helpless: "Give me an extra twenty yuan, and transfer it to me in total, one hundred and twenty."

"..." The girl raised her head and glanced at Chen Yan, then said nothing and obediently scanned the QR code with her mobile phone to transfer money.

Chen Yan nodded after seeing the account arrival message on his phone.

He reached into his shirt pocket again and pulled out a stack of paper talismans.

There were about seven or eight pieces in this stack, all of which were the same as the talisman for exorcising evil spirits and bringing good luck that he sold to Mr. Fang a while ago. They were all drawn by Chen Yan at home yesterday.

"Take this, buy a candle and light it, then use your right hand to hold a talisman and light it!

Remember, when burning a talisman, you must straighten the index and middle fingers of your right hand, hold the talisman between the fingertips, and burn it on the candle.

Remember this gesture!

Then, when you get up every morning, burn a talisman according to the method I told you.

Each talisman should keep you safe for the whole day."

The reason for using the right hand is that men use the left hand and women use the right hand.

There is also a saying that the index and middle fingers are straightened and put together: in finger prints, this gesture is called "finger sword".

In theory, it is necessary to use vitality to activate the rune, but Lu Sisi does not know how to use vitality.

And the "finger sword seal" is one of the few gestures that ordinary people can use to activate a little vitality. (Note 1)

Lu Sisi listened carefully and took the stack of paper talismans handed over by Chen Yan, with a growing curiosity on her face.

"What do you do? Why do you feel like one of those Feng Shui masters in Hong Kong?"

"...I am a great philanthropist, doing charity."

Chen Yan shook his head and gasped in pain.

It hurts! It hurts so much!

I sold four pieces of the same talisman paper to Mr. Fang for more than 300,000 yuan.

I gave eight pieces to this little girl for only 120 yuan.

I am a great philanthropist!

From today on, my reputation will be changed to Chen the Great Philanthropist!

"Let's make it clear!

The 120 yuan you gave me was not borrowed, nor was it stolen by me, let alone cheated by me!

This is my reward. You give me money and I help you with work.

You understand this principle, right? This is my rule, and you can't make mistakes."

Chen Yan seriously told Lu Sisi: "Okay, you go back first. This talisman is enough for you to use for more than a week.

As for me, I will go back and calculate your fortune and your birth date. Think about whether there is any way to help you change your fortune."

Lu Sisi's eyes widened: "Is that all? You..."

"Do you think it's easy to change your luck? I always have time to calculate and think slowly before I can come up with a solution."

After Chen Yan finished speaking, he waved his hand: "Okay, I'm leaving first. You should burn a talisman every day as I said to keep safe. I will contact you in a few days."

After speaking, Chen Yan stood up and said goodbye, and pushed the door open directly.

Lu Sisi looked at the back of this guy, but curled her lips.

Although he said that...

But I feel that I was cheated.

Woohoo...

I hate myself so much, why am I so timid...

He asked for money, and I obediently transferred the money?

I looked down at the stack of yellow paper talismans in my hand.

Well, how about trying the method he said today and burning one?

After all, it costs money.

Just thinking about it, the door of the coffee shop was suddenly pushed open, and Chen Yan ran back quickly.

"Oh, I forgot something." Chen Yan ran to Lu Sisi and looked at her with a smile: "Sorry, get something."

After saying that, he grabbed Lu Sisi's hair. Before Lu Sisi could react, she saw that Chen Yan's hand had flashed with cold light, and a blade appeared at his fingertips.

And a strand of her hair was cut off by the other party.

Before Lu Sisi could react, Chen Yan had already torn off the blood-stained gauze on her forehead. The girl was caught off guard and hurt the most. Chen Yan had already put the gauze into his plastic bag.

"This is covered with your blood, it will be useful if I take it with me."

After Chen Yan did all this, he waved his hand and ran away again.

Lu Sisi was stunned.

(Woo... I still feel cheated!)

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(Note 1: I saw the sword-pointing gesture in some miscellaneous books. It seems that Xuanmen really has this saying. According to Xuanmen, this gesture will consume your own vitality and hurt others' vitality when pointing at others. So if you believe in this thing, don't try it casually, it will hurt yourself and others.)