Put away your magical powers now!

Chapter 38 [Exploding licking dog]

The fence wall facing the mountain forest in the yard has been chewed open, and several iron bars that were originally as thick as a little finger have been chewed off.

A figure as big as a millstone was lying on the grass in the yard!

The old turtle was panting and his heart was full of anger!

You wicked bastard, I've been trekking for many days and finally got here!

I want to see which evil bastard is here casting spells wantonly, stealing the vitality of my mountain, and ruining my cultivation plan! !

If I didn't teach you a lesson, it would be hard to erase the hatred of my old turtle for traveling for so many days!

Suddenly, the door of the house opened, and a figure swept in like a gust of wind.

"Hmph, are you out yet?" Old Turtle was delighted and shouted angrily, "You wicked bastard!"

That person has been swept directly in front of him like a gust of wind!

The old turtle was suddenly horrified. It was a Taoist spiritual beast after all. Its natural eyes had the ability to look at Qi. When he felt the person coming in front of him, the vitality of his body fluctuated like the waves of the sea, surging and boundless...

Under the pressure of the momentum, Lao Gui felt that his breath was stagnant. Before he could speak, he heard a thin voice.

"You are the immoral bastard!"

Guess the girl quits! With a cold face, he kicked out!

Buzz!

The old turtle felt a buzzing in its ears, and then a huge force hit it. It screamed, and the big body of the millstone was lifted directly and flew out. It rolled seven or eight times in the air... and finally hit it. On several bluestone strips of the Spirit Gathering Formation at the edge of the yard.

The bluestone suddenly shattered, and the old turtle's body as big as a millstone was stuck in it!

Lao Gui felt that he had been hit by this blow, his internal organs had all moved, he was dizzy, his spiritual energy was rolling and scattered, and his own Dantian spiritual energy was almost scattered!

He almost didn't mention it on the spot.

Just as he was about to struggle, the figure had already jumped forward, and a foot wearing a snow-white sneaker stepped on the turtle shell.

The old turtle suddenly felt like a mountain was pressing down on him. He screamed, his limbs went limp, and he lay on the ground unable to move anymore.

Girl Gu stared at it with eyes as bright as lightning, but the voice she made was a thin, sweet voice: "Would you like to scold me again?"

Old Turtle blinked his eyelids and looked intently at the girl in front of him. Suddenly, Old Turtle almost rolled his eyes, his soul was shattered, and his heart was horrified!

[Heaven, heaven and human realm? 】

At this moment, there was no strength at all. His limbs and head retracted into the turtle shell, and he only had time to shout with all his strength: "Immortal, please spare my life!!"

Girl Gu snorted coldly and then retracted the kick she was about to kick out again.

The old turtle didn't dare to move in the shell, his mouth was trembling, but he had exhausted all his strength and shouted loudly: "Immortal above! The little turtle has no eyes, and offends the immortal. Please see that the little turtle's Taoism is shallow, and it is not easy to practice hard." , please forgive me this time!”

After saying that, the two forelimbs poked out from the turtle shell, stretched out and closed them hard, and bowed desperately.

Girl Gu said solemnly: "Are you the house-guarding spirit beast here?"

"Um?"

When Lao Gui heard this, he quickly had seven or eight thoughts in his mind, and said loudly: "No, no, no! I, I am a casual cultivator in the mountains."

Girl Gu exclaimed: "Not a house-protecting spirit beast? Then why did you scold me just now?"

"I, I, I... I'm here to greet the master here, uh..." the old turtle said, but his head was shrunk in the turtle shell, blinking and looking out.

What should I say?

That I'm here to cause trouble? What if this heavenly being is a friend of the master here? Wouldn’t I have to get another beating?

But if I'm not telling the truth, I said... I am a friend of the owner here?

right!

"Xiao, Xiaogui is the neighbor of the owner here. I usually practice in the mountains, and I have a very, very good relationship with the owner here. We have many contacts! They are all from my own family, my own family..."

When girl Gu heard this, her face darkened: "Friend of the Chen family? Very good relationship, frequent contacts? It's not a good thing to associate with the shameless members of the Chen family!"

Click!

He stepped on it again and stepped on the old turtle directly into the soil.

The old turtle's eyes darkened, his spiritual energy was scattered again, and he almost spit out a mouthful of blood.

It was horrified in its heart, but its thoughts moved quickly.

She said that the owner here is a shameless person... so he is not a friend, but an enemy of this family?

Yes, they must be enemies! !

Wanting to understand this, Lao Gui quickly shouted: "No, no! Xiao Xiu just said the wrong thing! He said the wrong thing! I am not his friend!

Me, I am actually his creditor!

The owner of this house is extremely shameless. I, I am here to collect debts! "

I thought that after saying these words, the immortal would turn from anger to joy.

Unexpectedly, when girl Gu heard this, her face darkened again. The Chen family... is also my future husband's family!

"Bold! No matter how evil the Chen family is, I am the only one who can scold them. How dare you scold his family if you are not a good person? You deserve to be beaten!"

After that, another kick!

The old turtle was in pain, its entire body was buried in the soil, and it couldn't breathe.

But he cursed in his heart.

Damn it! ! !

Not even a compliment? Even scolding is not okay?

Immortals are amazing! ! !

Bullying! !

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After three consecutive kicks, the old turtle's body was buried about half a meter deep in the soil. He could no longer breathe and almost rolled his eyes and fainted.

Girl Gu then retracted her foot, took two steps back, and gave it a cold look: "Don't pretend to be dead, you should already be a demon cultivator in the Transformation Realm. My three feet are just to give you a little punishment, I can't step on you to death." , come out and answer.”

The old turtle grunted and crawled out of the pit, his breath weak and grunting.

Girl Gu glanced at it, frowned and said, "I don't want to see you looking like a turtle with a turtle head. You can turn into a human and talk to me."

"I don't know what the Immortal is, but Xiaoxiu and I are about to live out the catastrophe of heaven and earth that happens to me once every hundred years. During this year, I cannot use magic to avoid causing disasters from heaven. I..."

Girl Gu glanced at it coldly: "I will probably live here permanently in the future, and I also need a servant to do rough work. Since you are here, let you do it. You are slow and slow, how can I let you Do something, are you crawling around like this? Come on!

As for the small calamity of heaven you cultivate as a demon, with me here, what are you afraid of? "

ah?

Me, am I being included now?

The old turtle was stunned, and a hint of joy immediately came into his heart!

I... was taken under the command of a celestial being? !

The old turtle quickly stuck his head out and said in an ecstatic tone: "Thank you, immortal, for your blessing!!"

After saying that, it took a deep breath in the direction of the mountain forest. Large pieces of dead leaves flew over and lingered around its body. Following a golden light, the old turtle turned into a human form, and those dead leaves also turned into clothes.

The man standing in front of Girl Gu turned into a short and lean old man, and then he knelt down in front of Girl Gu with a plop.

"Well, it looks much more pleasing to the eye." Girl Gu glanced at it, and then said calmly: "Let me ask you, the boundary between the two worlds is shielded by a magic circle, how did you manage to get away with this little bit of Taoism?"

"ah?"

The old turtle was stunned, shook his head and said: "I grew up here... I don't know how many generations my ancestors have inherited it, and I don't know how many years it has been."

Girl Gu nodded: "It turns out that they are descendants of those guys who escaped from the border in the past."

Next, the old turtle explained how he hibernated in the mountain lake and how he was sucked away from the mountain's vitality...

Girl Gu finished listening quietly, glanced at the bluestone strips in the yard, nodded and said, "Well, that's good. She actually has a ready-made spirit gathering array at home, so I can live a more comfortable life in the future."

Then he said to the old turtle: "You just smashed the formation, you are responsible for repairing it."

The old turtle looked sarcastic, "I...I don't know how."

It quickly added: "People in this world do not practice magic, and there are very few inheritances of magic. When I was in the mountains, I only relied on a little turtle spirit inheritance talent to explore and practice, and I don't understand more."

Girl Gu thought for a while: "Can you cook?"

"Xiao Xiu can't."

"Do you know how to remove dust? The kind that can clean the house and wash clothes."

"Xiao Xiu won't..."

"Can you use household appliances? Can you use mobile phones and computers to surf the Internet?"

"Xiao Xiu won't..."

Girl Gu was unhappy. She thought for a moment and glanced at the swimming pool in the yard: "Can't do anything? No, just fill that pool with water and go stay in it.

If you don't know how to do anything, you will just be a pet. "

Old Turtle: "..."

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I don't know how long it took, but when Chen Yan slowly woke up, he felt dizzy and his mouth was dry.

He reluctantly turned over and felt that his body was weak and weak.

He was horrified - could it be that the bad luck has not been eliminated, and it has come back again?

Lying on the bed, he counted quickly with his fingers.

Huh? Today's luck is auspicious.

Chen Yan touched his phone from under the pillow and glanced at the time. Chen Yan sat upright in bed at once!

2025, January 1, 7:26 am.

"Fuck!"

Chen Yan remembered that it was the early morning of December 31st when he fell asleep in this hotel.

Unknowingly, I missed the New Year’s Eve.

Sleeping for more than twenty hours? ! No wonder I was dizzy and my mouth was dry.

Hungry!

Reluctantly holding himself up, Chen Yanqian ate instant noodles for seven days. He also ate instant noodles before going to bed. He really didn't want to touch that thing anymore.

I picked up my phone and walked out of the room and went downstairs. I left the hotel and found a breakfast shop in the town. I bought some local pork pot stickers, added a bowl of spicy soup, and ate it hot.

On a winter morning, the wind was biting, and with such a mouthful of hot food in his stomach, Chen Yan quickly felt comfortable.

I took my phone and looked through the prestige news of the past two days.

Sister Lu Sisi has posted several posts.

I sent it during Christmas, but I didn’t reply—I was going through seven days of tribulation at that time.

I also sent it on New Year’s Eve night, but I was asleep and didn’t reply.

The last one was a cautious question sent by Lu Sisi.

"Chen Yan, don't you like me disturbing you?"

Chen Yan stared at the message for a few seconds. He could almost imagine how cautious this girl was when she sent this message.

Chen Yan thought for a moment and replied: "I was practicing in retreat a few days ago, so I didn't look at my phone."

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Returning to the folk hotel, I asked the boss for help and a taxi driver I knew, and negotiated the price of taking me back to Jinling Prefecture for the long distance.

As he was waiting for the driver to arrive in the room, his cell phone suddenly rang. As soon as Chen Yan saw the call...

It's Hu Shangke who is licking the dog.

Uh... With a little guilt, Chen Yan answered the phone.

Sure enough, as soon as the call was connected, the angry roar of Hu Licking Dog came from the other side.

"Chen Yan!! What did you do to that short-term rental house? Why did the house collapse!

You really screwed me over, don't you know?"

Chen Yan sighed: "Old Hu, don't worry."

"How can I not be anxious? Such a big house collapsed!!"

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[The most ridiculous thing today is that I am embarrassed to ask for the monthly votes for this book, but I saw a big reader in the backstage who voted for Lieguo 8 monthly votes at once...

I am so tired. 】

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