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What is pear-shaped poetry?

Just choose two poems by Liu Lihua at random and you will know

I finally found it under a tree

an ant

another ant

a group of ants

There may be more ants

I love your loneliness as you love my loneliness

Liu Youlin and Zhao Youyuan

one is my nephew

seven and a half years old

one is my nephew

five years old

Now the two of them hang out

When Ou He saw that the works in Liu Lihua's Selected Poems were all of this kind, he naturally threw away the selected poems...

However, in order to praise Liu Lihua's stinky feet, there are other poets who comment on her poems with seriousness. This poet is called Lu Zhefeng. All, can only be in vain, commenting on the second poem Let's look at the content of the poem first. On the surface, this poem writes about two children. In fact, it is about three people, two children and the author himself. The two children are positive The description, the author himself is hidden behind the scenes. The text reads: Two children went out to play together. Then, and then it was gone. No, and then the poem began. Watching from the side. That's why the title of the poem is: I love your loneliness as you love my loneliness. Because the world of children and the world of adults are two completely different worlds, and they cannot enter each other. Children are lonely Or not lonely, adult lonely or not lonely, the other party can't really understand. However, there will still be love, as a bond between children and adults.

It has to be said that sometimes it is the comment and interpretation of poetry, which is definitely the best choice to elevate the style of poetry. Liu Lihua's two poems were commented by this Lu Zhefeng, and the style seemed to be instantly improved. , It's really a bit of the postmodernist poetry that she advertises herself. Super Dimensional Magician

However, when netizens saw such poems and comments, they would only find it extremely funny. But such poems actually made Liu Lihua a famous poet. How many parallel imports must there be in today's poetry circle?

Let's see how other poets praise Liu Lihua

Lihua's poems have a feeling of ecstasy. She discovered and captured those things that are as light as smoke in life, and her language was relaxed to a state of being free and erratic, but the inner poetic flavor was leisurely kept. Liu Liangcheng

Liu Lihua is one of the most powerful and influential poets in the poetry world in recent years. Her poems are recognized as having an extraordinary grasp and understanding in exploring the points of poetic sensibility and intellectuality, inner complexity and outer simple form. Her writing posture is casual and free, without pretentiousness or artificiality, sometimes calm and calm , sometimes bold and forward... Chihiro

Don't try to help her (Liu Lihua), she has her own stubbornness and her own light. lush

Flipping through Liu Lihua's works in various magazines and anthologies, I can distinguish her from other ships in the port, not by distinguishing the color and shape of her poetry, but by listening to the voice of her poetry. Her poetry has a very distinctive sound, not a shh, but a bang. psyllium

Whether it is Liu Lihua's poems or the comments of friends who praise her in the poetry world, they are now popular on the Internet under the revelations and hype of the navy. Many netizens expressed that they can also be regarded as famous poets. My own works, and some people have summed up the creation experience of this pear flower style

1 Find an article at random, extract a sentence from it at random, break it apart, divide it into several lines, and then it becomes a pear blossom poem.

2 Record a sentence of a 4-year-old child, and list it according to the sentences when he speaks, which is also a pear blossom poem.

3 Of course, if a person has a stutter, his words are a wonderful pear blossom poem.

4 A foreigner who does not speak Chinese fluently is also a born pear-shaped poet.

Compared with Liu Lihua's poems in pear flower style, netizens intuitively realized how excellent Teacher An An's Flying Birds and Crescent Moon are.

This time Anli dispatched the navy to smear Liu Lihua severely. Revenge on the previous behavior of the other party is on the one hand, and on the other hand, it is to use this method to once again elevate his sister's works. Who made Liu Lihua's pear flower body be What about that rubbish? The cold-faced male god dominates and spoils the best wife

In fact, compared to the navy, those netizens who have been driven to the rhythm, their sarcasm is straight to the heart, especially some of the fans of Teacher An An, they came directly to Liu Lihua's scarf, Laughing loudly:

Tsk tsk tsk, the great poet Liu Lihua, the founder of 'Pear Blossom Body', is really talented. Compared with such a great person as you, our teacher An An has indeed exhausted his talents!

It's true that cats and dogs in this world can call themselves poets. I can write a few poems in one minute with your bastard pear flower style!

Sure enough, there is only good or bad when there is a comparison. In fact, I don't like An An's poems very much, but since I was disgusted by pear-style poems, I think An An's poems are really good!

A person like you still has the face to claim to be a famous poet, and you still go to provoke Teacher An An. It's really ignorant, but I think your hype has succeeded. The pear blossoms are reflected on the Internet, and everyone knows everyone. !

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Liu Lihua's reputation on the Internet is completely rotten, and she herself is a little at a loss for this situation. She is really famous, because she is notorious!

She quickly pulled out Lu Zhefeng's so-called avant-garde poets and asked them to support her. These are her best friends in the literary world. They did support Liu Lihua on the Internet, but they couldn't find anything Langhua, because Liu Lihua's poems are really bad, but she has become a so-called famous poet with such bad poems. How can this not be criticized?

The Pear Blossom Body incident has also become a landmark event in the history of Internet development. Liu Lihua has always insisted that she has suffered serious online violence, but she deserves it.

Some people with better eyesight also saw who was messing with Liu Lihua, so Teacher An An became more mysterious and terrifying in their minds. The artist's public reputation, who would dare to offend Mr. An An again? The other party has a big background...

After Liu Lihua's reputation was completely rotten, no one cares about her poetry collection except after the sales of Pear Blossom Style became a big hit!

This is what happened to her if she dared to offend Teacher An An! (. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to Qidian to vote, your support is my biggest motivation. Mobile phone users please go to read.)