Quack! The life of a brave man is also a life!
Chapter 142
"This is not bad, I won't buy it. I'll ask the hero to give me a few."
"That's the only way. How about I give you two?" Mammon suggested.
"No, it's meaningful if the hero gives it to me." Filia smiled mischievously and said happily.
...
Then Filia contacted Leng Bai and asked for a few furry rabbits from him.
If it weren't for Leng Bai's inability to see people now, she really wanted to go there in person to ask for it, but unfortunately the conditions did not allow it and she could only contact him online.
It just so happened that Leng Bai arranged something at this time.
Leng Bai: Filia, the Church of Tiamat, you should prepare yourself. When you go to the empire to start preaching, it's best to let Morian notice it.
Filia: Okay, hero. I will take care of the Church of Tiamat, but my strength is not enough. I'm afraid I can only trouble the hero to protect it.
Leng Bai: No problem, but before that, I need to wait until I kill the bastards of the dragon clan! Damn dragon clan, dare to mark me, you're looking for death!
Filia: ...
Leng Bai: By the way, what is the doctrine of Tiamat?
Filia: The doctrine is that Tiamat is a god, and all members must obey the orders of God. Any violation of God will bring disaster. God will eventually unify the world, and God is supreme. We must be clear about our identity and humbly kneel down to worship the arrival of God.
Leng Bai: ...
I believe it even if you say it is a cult!
Leng Bai: Wait, there is nothing, is there any benefit brought by God?
Filia: God will bless believers.
Leng Bai: How to bless?
Filia: Just say some words of blessing, what else can it be?
Leng Bai: Huh?
Filia: Is there anything wrong?
Leng Bai: I fucking found that I should go with religion instead of the country... This is no different from freeloading!
Filia: Not really, at least we have to ensure that the church members have good food and clothes, uh... No, those are all internal staff, and ordinary members have to pay money. Hiss, thinking about it this way, it's really free.
Leng Bai: I said... I believe you said this is a cult.
Filia: Do you want to change, brave man?
Leng Bai: Change, change, change! Of course I won't change! Come on, come on, I'll tell you the new doctrine.
Filia: Please speak.
Leng Bai told Filia the doctrine in an instant.
1. Let nature take its course, everyone is equal, respect others, respect the elderly and love the young, love peace, be helpful, be a good student, and make progress every day.
2. The followers of Tiamat can do anything when they are serious, because they are capable children, so even if they can't do it well, it's not our fault.
3. If there is something annoying, just escape directly. Escape is not a loss, sometimes escape is a victory.
4. In the end, no matter which side you choose, you will regret it. Since you will regret it, it's better to choose the one that makes you feel more relaxed now.
5. Don't worry about your future life. Even God doesn't know whether you will be happy in the future, so enjoy it now.
6. If you don't accept it, fuck it! If you have any trouble, find the Church of Tiamat!
Filia: Huh?
Filia looked at the doctrine sent by Leng Bai dumbfounded, as if the supreme Buddhist teachings, Taoism and Confucianism were pouring into her brain, feeling the myriad things, pure nonsense and full of philosophy, and even having an unprecedented sudden realization and enlightenment.
Filia: No? Really? ? Is this really appropriate?
Leng Bai: Why not? This is appropriate! We don't want their money, and we don't want them to do anything. Anyway, it doesn't matter if we don't pay anything, right?
Filia: Huh?
Leng Bai: This is called seizing the market, don't you understand? As long as the market is seized, there is no need for other churches to exist.
Filia: Uh... where do the money and materials come from?
Leng Bai: The Church of Tiamat is a state-owned asset, of course it is specially approved by the state! As long as you need it, I will immediately approve the use of money and materials from the four major forces. There is no reason for it to be insufficient.
Filia: Uh... is this still a church?
Leng Bai: Why not! This is a church that benefits the world. Can other churches do it? Not only do I not want money, I also do good things everywhere. Can other churches do it? Damn feudal church, what can you use to fight me——!
Filia: Okay, okay.
Leng Bai: Yes, not bad. That's it. You can test it within the demon clan now. I will promote it here. You just need to follow up later.
Filia: No? The demon clan also believes in religion?
Leng Bai: The demon clan is also human, how can they not believe it?
Filia: But the Tiamat Church is... Brave Lord, you beat the demon clan before against the Tiamat Church. Will they really believe it?
Leng Bai: It's not a big problem! This is very difficult, but it is also an opportunity. If it succeeds despite such a great difficulty, then the empire is just a small shrimp, nothing to be afraid of!
Filia: I will try my best. If we are besieged, you must help me, Brave Lord.
Leng Bai: I will give you 300 fur rabbits, which is enough to beat ordinary people in the crowd.
Filia: Good! Three hundred furry rabbits!
So, the Church of Tiamat began to act.
…
Comprehensive area.
Theme: The Church of Tiamat is recruiting believers. Come and take a look! It's free anyway.
Content: The Church of Tiamat is recruiting believers. The doctrine is as follows:
1. Let nature take its course, everyone is equal, respect others, respect the elderly and love the young, love peace, be willing to help others, be a good student, and make progress every day.
2. Tiamat believers can do anything if they are serious, because they are capable children, so even if they do not do well, it is not our fault.
3. If there is something you hate, just avoid it. Avoiding does not mean losing. Sometimes, escaping is victory.
4. In the end, no matter which side you choose, you will regret it. Since you will regret it, it is better to choose the one that makes you feel more relaxed now.
5. Don’t worry about your future life. Even God doesn’t know whether you will be happy in the future, so enjoy yourself now.
6. If you don’t accept it, then fuck you! If you have trouble finding the Church of Tiamat!
First floor: Huh? I just came in and was ready to scold you, but then I looked at the teachings and it seemed to be pretty good?
Second floor: Not bad! Although it seems very reasonable... But the Church of Tiamat, isn't that the cold and indifferent church of the brave! Why the hell did you end up in the demon clan?
Third floor: We have a traitor! damn it!
Alphina: Huh? Why didn't I know that the demons from Tiamat Church were here?
Fifth Floor: Get out! Demons don’t need a church!
Philia: Just believe it, it doesn’t cost money anyway, and our Tiamat Church will also help the people.
Seventh Floor: I don’t believe it! This person is a fucking enemy! Why did you get into the demon clan? He must be the same as that brave man Leng Bai, and he must be an enemy!
Philia: Damn it! How can you say that to the brave man! I'm going to kill you!
Ninth Floor: Look! Exposed! This is the true face of your church!
Philia: This is how our church is. Didn’t you see the last one?
Eleventh Floor: Uh... don't say it, it's really...
Rehei: Fuck you! Fight, fight!
Sue: So Tiamat is not that?
Alfina: I don’t know! Oh, it's that guy!
Philia: Where was that person just now? Come out, don't you agree? A fight? Draft it?
Minter: The Tiamat church I know is not like this...
20th floor: Just fight, am I afraid of you? In the Demon Clan, you must follow the Demon Clan's rules! Do you dare?
Philia: Come on, come on! Afraid of you! Just follow the rules of the demon clan!
Floor 22: Aha! Watch me beat you up. Let me tell you, I am a famous and powerful member of the demon clan, with a total of fifty furry rabbits!
Philia: Fifty! ? I can't buy a fucking bunny because of people like you!
Floor 24: Come then! Now! immediately! immediately!
Philia: Tell me the address!
As a result, countless furry rabbits gathered on the streets of Demon King City.
Then Philia brought three hundred furry rabbits and beat the fifty furry rabbits on the opposite side into a mess, opening their mouths and closing their eyes.
"Stop it, stop it! Damn it, didn't you say you couldn't buy a furry bunny mother? But you got three hundred of them! I'll spank you!"
Fifty furry rabbits lay motionless on the ground for fear of being beaten to pieces.
Philia controlled the furry rabbit and smiled confidently, and loudly promoted the fury rabbit around.
"Welcome to join the Church of Tiamat. If you join now, you will get fifty eggs! You can also exchange them for cola drinks. Welcome to join the Church of Tiamat!"
"No, don't you, Lord Demon King of the Church, care?"
"Yes, yes, does His Majesty the Demon King know?"
"I have made such a big show of it, I must know it! If you know it and don't come to chase me away, isn't this acquiescence? How can His Majesty the Demon King have so much time to issue an announcement! Besides, I can't run, it will take a long time Naturally I understand!”
"It makes sense!"
"Then I'll wait and see."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
For a moment, everyone was unsure of the situation, and all said they would wait and see.
But this was already a good start for Philia, at least she wasn't kicked out by the Alliance.
The main reason is that not everyone has three hundred furry rabbits... It would be a waste to fight, so it is better to take a look at the situation.
It's really okay. It's not bad to get fifty eggs for free.
PS: Closed at the beginning of the month! Happy May Day!
Chapter 177 Are you calling the Dragon Clan?
About a week later, the residents discovered that Tiamat Church had indeed not been captured, so they gave up.
Filia distributes free eggs on the street every day, and the results are really strange for her. Many people consult the church, but the eggs cannot be delivered... In order not to waste, she has been eating eggs for a week.
So in order to prevent herself from entering the egg hell, she immediately contacted Leng Bai who was locked in the room.
Philia: Brave-sama! Why can’t the eggs be sent out? I've been eating eggs for a week now!
Leng Bai:......
Philia: Brave-sama! I can’t eat anymore, I really can’t eat anymore! I can’t stand eating eggs every day this week!
Leng Bai: Is there a possibility...that I meant sending eggs was just a metaphor? The demons now have so many supplies that they can't finish them all. Who cares about your eggs? Maybe it would be much better if you didn't give me a toy.
Philia: Huh? But Lord Brave, what did you say about sending eggs?
Leng Bai:......
Leng Bai: Can't you think about the situation? What's going on with the demons? That is the group that hates mankind and the church the most! It is absolutely impossible for someone to join the club just because of a little thing.
Philia: But there are so many people joining the club?
Leng Bai: Huh? Quite a lot?
Philia: Yes, there are a lot of people joining the club, but I can’t deliver the eggs. I’m afraid I’ll waste every day eating and make myself vomit…
Leng Bai: ..., can't you just not send something?
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