Quadruple split

Chapter 2485: Intermission: Unsettled and Resurrected

"well."

Finally, after the other party hung up the phone unilaterally, Mo Tan finally stood up with an unhappy look on his face, walked to the hallway, opened the door that had been clanging since half an hour ago, and said angrily: "It's so annoying, gossip!"

"Hey, Brother Tan Mo is the best guy!"

The star-level idol outside the door smiled and blinked, and replied in more standard Cantonese. Then, while holding Mo Tan's arm, he kicked the door shut and smiled, "So the next song is a Cantonese song?"

"have no idea."

Mo Tan shook his head, then suddenly pushed Xue Yin, who was walking towards the living room with him, back to the hallway, and said concisely and with disgust on his face: "Change your shoes."

Xue Yin, who was wearing a black beret, a small-sized snow-white women's windbreaker, a short skirt, over-the-knee socks, and camouflage dad shoes, nodded obediently, then quickly took off her shoes by stepping on her heels, and then ran happily to Mo Tan and hugged the latter's arm again.

"Do you usually wear breast pads?"

Mo Tan was too lazy to break free from her again. He just casually complained as he walked towards the living room.

"No!"

Xue Yin immediately shook her head like a rattle when she heard that, puffing her cheeks and complaining, "I'm so big when I come, okay!"

Mo Tan said "hmm" without comment, then sat back on the stool in front of the table and continued browsing the web, completely ignoring the planet-level idol who sat on his lap.

"I am already a world-leading 2.5-dimensional idol!"

Xue Yin angrily butted Mo Tan's chin with her head and said angrily, "Although the face, height and voice are real! But the clothes and makeup are stage effects! It's a holographic stage effect!"

Mo Tan sipped a mouthful of instant solution, put his free hand on the top of the girl's head, and asked casually, "So?"

"So the breasts, legs, butt and waist on stage and in the video are all fake!"

Xue Yin took off her hat, letting her long hair, which was like a waterfall, fall on Mo Tan like mercury pouring down the ground. She looked up and explained seriously, "Although it's not too different, my legs are actually a little shorter than they were after the holographic makeup. Although it's still pretty, it's not the golden ratio. As for my breasts, they're actually a little bigger than they look. Although I don't mind peeping, in order to let everyone listen to the song well, I finally decided to make my breasts smaller."

Mo Tan nodded and asked with little interest, "Oh, so you didn't put on a mat the last time you ran into me?"

"No pad!"

Xue Yin bared her teeth, angrily grabbed a handful of her long hair and put it to Mo Tan's nose, scratching it: "Who would pad their breasts when going out shopping?"

An extraterrestrial being that can indiscriminately impact any intelligent creature and cannot be understood by common sense: Ji Xiaoge

Very beautiful, impeccable S-level girls, representative characters: Yu Chen, Gu Xiaole, Shiyin, Diana

Very beautiful, almost no blind spots, unique A+ grade beauties, representatives: Ji Xiaodao, Mu Xuejian, Lucy Ai, Theresa, Jiawen, Jin Beibei

Very beautiful, with temperament and style in the top A-level beauties in the corresponding fields, representatives: Futaba, Fialli, Liz, Xueyin, Christina, Kasena, Mika, Rebecca, Bad Girl, Xia Lian, Luna, Yaya, Yizou

Beautiful B+ grade beauties, representative characters: Monica, Baihuasha, Hanmei, Ana Ta Lasha, Wei Yang, Liadrin

B-grade beauties who are not bad looking, representative characters: Dora, Spider

The average level of human society is C

Ugly D-rank girls, representative characters: Jialiong Dark Skin, Cordova (female dog-headed people only)

A bad E-level ugly woman, for example: a woman with a beard longer than 30 cm

A horrible F-class monster, representative monster: Anthony with a wig

The above is Mo Tan’s classification of female appearance. If nothing unexpected happens, basically all normal girls (even abnormal ones like men wearing women’s clothing) will be in the range of F to S.

As for men—

The unreasonable ultimate idol S-class handsome guy: Luke Tifilo in his youth

Very handsome, almost no blind spots, unique A+ handsome guys, representative characters: Yi Dong, Yinan, Kang Lan, Guo Shi Wushuang, Lamo Locke, Arthur, Oboro, Xiu

Very handsome, with temperament and style that are top A-level handsome guys in the corresponding fields, representatives: Jun Wu, Po Douluo, Fang Shi, Ling Jie, Huo Yanyang, Lancelot, Tian Xingdao, Shenqu, Hermes, Foster, Osiris

Beautiful B+ handsome guys, representative characters: Xinglong, Tan Mo, Mo, Cui Xiaoyu, Lusail, Jarvis

B-level handsome guys who are good-looking, representative figures: Mo Tan, Jadeka, Frank, Sakaki Boss

The average level of human society is C. For example: Typing Warrior, Dabus, Gaheres, Ned, and Kobold Aliang

Ugly D-level men, representatives: Anthony, Crabbe, Kobold Cordova

A bad E-level ugly man, representative: Ghost

A terrible F-rank monster, representative monster: Sand Goblin Cordova

The above is the male appearance classification based on the average value of Mo Tan’s four personalities. Theoretically, all normal (or abnormal) men will be in the range of F to S.

However--

Appearance is appearance, but if we move on to the aspect of "charm", all other appearance levels except for "Lunwai", that is, Ji Xiaoge, are almost of no reference value.

To give a simple example, the mainstay of the Undying Studio, Gui Jianchou, who is ugly but gentle, is a man who married early. The woman's family, appearance and income are all very good. He didn't want anything else but just liked Gui Jianchou.

To give a simpler example, in Yu Chen's eyes, Hei Fan is S-level; in Diana's eyes, Frank is S-level.

In addition to the personal filters mentioned above, there are also people like Xue Yin who is sitting on Mo Tan's legs at this moment. Although she is already a very beautiful A-level beauty, if she were to sing a song... or dance a little, then at least for the duration of the song and dance, her "charm" in an objective sense would rise to the "external" level.

It's a pity that Mo Tan's current personality is a very, very, very subjective person, so even though Xue Yin was flipping through the flowers while humming her signature song, "Elope with Your Brain Waves", which has been on the front page of major music charts for many years, he still calmly browsed the official forum of the Realm of Innocence.

However, this calmness only lasted for a short time. When Xue Yin sang the second section of the chorus, Mo Tan suddenly fixed his eyes, put his hands on the girl's shoulders, and exerted a little force -

"Hey!"

Cooperating with Mo Tan's strength, Xue Yin turned around and blinked while riding on the latter's legs. She smiled sweetly at the former and leaned close to the latter's ear and asked with a smile, "What's wrong? My dearest teacher M?"

"Your hair..."

He lowered his eyes, staring at Xue Yin's smooth black hair that almost covered her legs, and frowned, "Was it this long before?"

Xue Yin blinked and asked innocently, "What do you mean?"

"Literally."

Although he was only a little over 170 cm tall, Mo Tan was still able to lift Xue Yin up. He stood up, grabbed her collar and lifted her into the air, looking at the star-level idol's calf-length hair: "If I remember correctly, just over a month ago, your hair was only shoulder-length, and you said yourself that in order to match the holographic makeup or wig, it would only be that long at most."

Xue Yin looked innocent and tilted her head, "So this can't be a wig?"

"Of course."

Mo Tan sneered, and then stretched out his empty hand towards Xue Yin's head: "Believe it or not, I will help you take it off now."

In the end, it didn't look like she was wearing a wig at all. Xue Yin was indeed not wearing a wig. She just tried to tiptoe, letting Mo Tan carry her more easily, and nodded happily, "I believe it!"

"whispering sound."

Knowing that this woman was not afraid of being plucked bald, Mo Tan curled his lips, pressed her down on the stool, and asked calmly, "How did you do it?"

"Rat taught me!"

Xue Yin happily swayed back and forth on the stool and pointed at the white collar around her neck: "Shu Shu is really amazing. He has taught Xue Yin a lot of useful magic tricks during this period of time!"

"oh."

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Mo Tan, who had heard about this from a certain handsome boy, nodded and squinted his eyes at the leather collar on the other person's beautiful neck: "It seems that you get along well with that female rat. How come she can hear you when you talk now?"

“I can’t hear you.”

Xue Yin shook her head vigorously and said proudly, "I told Shu Shu before I went upstairs that I can tell her the details of the date later, but she is not allowed to be a light bulb now!"

Mo Tan glanced at the star-level idol who had just tied her hair into super cute twin ponytails with some disdain and asked, "So why are you coming to me instead of just shooting commercials, practicing songs, writing demos, and having scandals with male artists to stir up hype?"

"I miss Tan, is that ok?"

"It's none of my business. If you want to talk, go talk to someone else."

"You have bad intentions! Anyway, I just miss Teacher M very much!"

"Okay, you can go away now."

"No, no! I haven't finished talking yet!"

"If you have to fart, do it now."

“…”

"What are you doing with your constipated face?"

"Brewing fart!"

“…”

"Hehehe, just kidding, just kidding. Actually, I'll come over here whenever I'm free, hoping to have a fateful encounter with you, Tan. But the reason I came up and knocked on the door this time was mainly because I was a little worried!"

"Worry?"

"Yeah, I was worried that you'd be kidnapped by some bad guy and then this and that would happen to you, so I came knocking on your door with the idea of ​​'rather than letting others bully you, I'd rather let you be bullied by me'!"

"Tell me more about it."

Automatically ignoring the worthless content in the other party's words, Mo Tan asked directly: "What did you find?"

"It's not me, it's Shu Shu!"

Xue Yin pointed at the [Fire Platinum Ring] on her neck that was transformed from a super mouse, and said with a smile: "Originally, I just wanted to play with cats nearby and wait for a chance encounter. As a result, when I was looking for the cat, the mouse suddenly said that something was wrong nearby. I was worried about Tan's safety, so I ran up in a panic, but you didn't open the door when I knocked!"

"Something's wrong?"

Mo Tan narrowed his eyes and asked, "What's wrong?"

"I don't know either. Shushu said it was some kind of 'barrier'."

Xue Yin stuck out her tongue and muttered, "I'm so busy every day that I don't have much time to learn from Shu Shu. Anyway, according to Shu Shu, it seems to be a barrier that is very similar to the [Ghost Realm]. But she also said that there is no ghost energy nearby, which is quite confusing. However, Shu Shu has already taken action to dispel the barrier that feels like a ghost realm."

"Ghost realm...ghost energy...barrier..."

Mo Tan stroked his chin with a thoughtful expression, while Xue Yin sat obediently beside him, humming the single "Dead Line", which makes people want to put down all their work and lie down, and is extremely suitable for thinking.

Then--

"Can you please call your Rat out?"

Mo Tan interrupted Xue Yin who was singing "Time will never be wasted, anyway don't ask me about my progress" and said seriously: "I want to ask her something."

“Woo!”

The girl uttered a cry like a small animal and muttered softly, "But I want to be alone!"

"We'll just have to wait until we're alone."

Mo Tan's brows furrowed more and more, but just when he was about to say something...

Another knock on the door sounded not far away, and at the same time, there was a voice that Mo Tan was extremely familiar with -

"Tan-chan, are you home?"

Chapter 2476: The End