Quadruple split

Chapter 2487 Interlude: Boring, no bloodshed

About half a minute later, the door opened.

Good news, it was Tanjiang who opened it.

Bad news, it wasn’t Mo-chan who opened it.

【Kurushii……】

Realizing that she seemed to be triggering good news and bad news at the same time recently, the beautiful Onmyoji sighed in her heart, then showed her usual cheerful smile, tiptoed to pinch Mo Tan's cheek, and said cheerfully: "Sister, I'm tired from my morning run, and I happened to be not far from you, so I thought of coming to eat with you, are you welcome?"

"It's my honor, Miss Xiaole."

Mo Tan nodded slightly, politely stepped aside to open the door, and very gentlemanly made a 'please' gesture to Gu Xiaole, smiling and saying, "To be honest, on the first day our championship bonus arrived, Ou Doudou and I were so excited that we accidentally bought two months' worth of food. These days, we've been waiting for someone to come over and eat with us, to help use up those things that have a short shelf life."

Gu Xiaole chuckled, patted her chest to indicate that she would take care of it, and then walked into the hallway with small steps. She widened her eyes in surprise, covered her mouth and said in shock: "Tanjiang, you... you you you you are a hidden beauty! Believe it or not, I will tell Chenchen to cut your kidneys!"

"It's a beautiful girl hidden in a golden house, Sister Xiaole."

To be honest, if Mo Tan had not been aware of the clues by this great Onmyoji in the [Realm of Innocence] before, and had not been tricked into telling the "truth" that he himself could not realize, he might have really survived this wave. After all, it is true that Gu Xiaole is meticulous, but in this respect, she is still not as good as Yu Chen who almost possesses the "Black Brahma Radar". It's a pity that after deceiving "Mo" and questioning Yi Dong, Sister Xiaole had already killed the game in advance.

Of course, Xiaole didn't show any obvious clues either. She just smiled and said teasingly, "So, what random acquaintance would come to your house so early in the morning?"

"It's Xue Yin!"

At this moment, a cute girl with super long ponytails ran from the living room to the hallway, and said proudly with her hands on her hips: "Xue Yin is amazing!"

“Xue…Xue Yin?!”

Even Gu Xiaole couldn't help but be stunned after seeing the planet-level idol in front of her. Although Xueyin in real life is a little different from the Live (concert version), as the niece of Gugujiang and an old rotten girl who has been immersed in the ACGN cultural circle for a long time, although she is not a die-hard fan like Guoshi Wushuang, Gu Xiaole still confirmed at the second sight that the little beauty in front of her is Xueyin herself, and she was stunned at the time.

"It's Xue Yin!"

The super idol who seemed to have no awareness of his influence smiled and made a scissors sign, then approached Mo Tan in a very intimate manner, hugged the latter's arm, and said coquettishly: "Tan! I want to eat for free too!"

"ちょっとって!"

The next moment, Gu Xiaole jumped in directly, and with her third-degree black belt in karate, she painlessly separated Xueyin and Motan, exclaiming in a trembling voice, “You’re too close!”

Here is a brief introduction. Although the highest theoretical rank in karate is the tenth degree black belt, if we only look at "actual combat", then the third degree black belt that Gu Xiaole is in is already the upper limit. The subsequent fourth to sixth degrees not only require the age to increase from the age of thirty, but the concept also rises from actual combat to the level of philosophy and spirit. The seventh, eighth, ninth and tenth degrees require the practitioners to be at least 48, 58, 60 and 70 years old respectively, and they must also make outstanding contributions to the spread of karate.

In layman's terms, seniority and honors start from the fourth degree black belt, and for Gu Xiaole, who is only in his twenties, the upper limit is the third degree black belt.

In other words, every single one of the characters in many works who have achieved the ultimate achievement of a 10th degree black belt at a young age are liars.

Of course there is another possibility, that is, the author is a ■■.

So, let’s get back to the point –

Considering that Gu Xiaole is not only a college student majoring in archaeology and a creator of gay art works, but also an excellent Onmyoji, her specific strength naturally cannot be described by XX Dao XX Dan, but on the surface, the combat effectiveness she can show is at most a third-degree black belt in karate.

However, for the ordinary young men and the star-level idols who were pulled to her left and right, the level of third-degree black belt was already enough.

"Although I don't know why Xueyin-chan appeared in Tan-chan's house, the action just now is absolutely forbidden for a 'chance acquaintance'!"

Gu Xiaole coughed lightly and said to Xueyin in a serious tone, "Tanjiang has a girl he's pursuing! In order to prevent him from becoming a scumbag, even if you have something to hide, Xueyinjiang, you can't get too close to him!"

Xue Yin pursed her lips: "...Woo."

"But as compensation—"

Gu Xiaole licked the corner of her mouth, opened her arms and said, "If you don't mind, I can give you a hug!"

“Okay!”

As a result, Xue Yin really nodded, and threw herself into Gu Xiaole's arms obediently, squinting her eyes happily: "Sister Xiaole is so soft and fragrant! It's so comfortable to hug you★!"

Gu Xiaole smiled reservedly at first, then said in astonishment: "Wait! How do you know my name is Xiaole?!"

"Sister Xiaole, what are you talking about~"

Xue Yin narrowed her eyes and buried her head in Gu Xiaole's chest. She smiled sweetly and said, "I am the special guest of [Questioning the Crime], no matter how dumb I am, I can remember the main players of the championship team. Besides, you didn't modify your appearance, so I will definitely recognize you at a glance."

Gu Xiaole was still shocked: "But my name is different from the game!"

"Well, um, Sister Xiaole..."

Mo Tan touched his nose awkwardly and said, "Personally, I think that although the names 'Great Yin-Yang Master Gu Xiaole' and 'Gu Xiaole' are different, they are quite similar."

Gu Xiaole blinked and said hesitantly with a silly look on his face: "Yes... yes?"

"Then I'll go prepare breakfast first. You two can chat outside for a while."

Mo Tan gave the two girls a bright and clear smile, then turned and walked towards the kitchen. Before entering, he took off the apron hanging by the kitchen door and tied it on himself, chuckling, "It's rare to have guests, so I have to make something complicated. Please be patient."

'Keep her calm, tell her what she needs to say, and only tell lies that you are sure of. This woman is not simple.'

Although Xue Yin had never looked at Mo Tan alone for even half a second, and theoretically had no way to receive the latter's "eyes" or "hints", she still guessed what the other party meant at the first moment, and smiled as she leaned on Gu Xiaole and started chatting with him.

…

Time flies, the years pass by

An hour later, three meals, one sweet dish and one soup were neatly placed on the table.

The meals are:

[Prepared fermented glutinous rice cakes the night before] (Drain the rice, add fermented glutinous rice and about 100 grams of water into a blender, dissolve the yeast in warm water and add it, then add tapioca starch, flour and sugar and mix well. Ferment until it is twice as large, stir well to release the air, brush with a small amount of cooking oil, pour in rice slurry, shake out the bubbles, sprinkle with osmanthus, cover with plastic wrap, poke holes in it, and put it in the oven at 100℃/40 minutes, simmer for 5 minutes, and remove from the mold after cooling)

【Ladies’ Light Vegetarian Sushi Roll】(Pori seaweed, add two caps of sushi vinegar when simmering rice, and place fried eggs, cucumbers, sausages, salad dressing, and bonito flakes on the seaweed in order)

【Daddy Tan's Freshly Baked Thousand Layer Biscuits】(Mix all-purpose flour, corn oil, sugar, salt and yeast powder into dough, wrap and relax for 20 minutes, brush with pure sesame paste, sesame oil, all-purpose flour, salt mixed with five-spice powder/fried pepper salt, roll tightly, fold in half, cover with plastic wrap and relax for 15 minutes, roll into a pancake, cut, pinch, press into a round shape, brush with honey, dark soy sauce, white sesame mixed with water, place on a baking tray, preheat the oven to 185° for 8 minutes, and bake at 180° for 24 minutes)

Sweet, it's [Black Sun Soufflé] (separate the egg white, add salt to the egg yolk, beat the egg white until it is hooked, add a spoonful of sugar three times, add the egg white to the egg yolk, stir from bottom to top, soften the butter in a frying pan, pour the egg batter, simmer on low heat for three minutes, add chocolate sauce, strawberries, and blueberries when out of the pan)

The soup is [Women's Friend Five Red Soup] (soak peanuts and red beans in water, add red dates, stew with water at a ratio of 1:8, add brown sugar and wolfberry after 55 minutes, and serve after 1 hour)

As expected, when Mo Tan placed the soufflé, which was the finale dish (actually very easy to make), on the table, the two girls who had maintained a '0.0' expression for three minutes immediately let out sharp screams, scaring the former so much that she staggered.

"Um, Miss Xiaole..."

Xue Yin pursed her rosy lips, twisted her hands and whispered to Gu Xiaole who was sitting next to her: "Do you think what Tan made... is it just a facade, good-looking but not tasty?"

"I don't think so."

The latter took a deep breath and said seriously: "I have eaten rice made with sandalwood sauce before, and it is no worse than Mr. Fried Rice and Ramen Immortal in my hometown!"

"I actually think so too. After all, it sounds amazing just by smelling it!"

Xue Yin swallowed her saliva and said in a trembling voice: "But he is obviously so talented, how can his skills be so good!"

Gu Xiaole hesitated for a moment and whispered, "Maybe it's because Tanjiang isn't handsome in the strict sense?"

"Yes, yes! In terms of appearance alone, Tan is actually quite ordinary! At most, he is just good-looking."

"And he's not very tall."

"Yeah, if Sister Xiaole wears high heels, she should be taller than Tan, right?"

"That's for sure."

"I heard that girls nowadays generally want to find someone who is over 1.8 meters tall. It should be difficult for someone like Tan to survive in the blind date market, right?"

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"Anyway, you won't find anyone prettier than me."

"Hey, don't even mention you, Sister Xiaole. I guess he can't even find anyone prettier than me."

“It seems to make sense when you think about it this way.”

"But I always feel a little unwilling that my cooking skills are surpassed by boys."

"That's true..."

"Speaking of which, you two."

Mo Tan, who was sitting opposite the two of them, awkwardly distributed the bowls and chopsticks to them and said helplessly, "Are you still eating?"

"Eat!"*2

The answer was of course self-evident. So, the two girls spent half an hour consuming more than 130% of the normal amount of food that would satisfy their satiety requirement, and finished all the dishes on the table perfectly. Then, they leaned back in their chairs at the same time, covering their slightly bulging bellies and groaning.

“So full…”

“I feel so full…”

"If you're full, don't eat so much."

Mo Tan stood up to clean up the mess, while complaining with a helpless look.

"No, that won't do. It's a rare opportunity for me to come here. It would be a shame if I didn't remember the taste of Tan."

Xue Yin leaned on Gu Xiaole's shoulder, humming and tilting her head, she said to Mo Tan who was passing by with a plate in his hand: "I'll marry you."

"Don't be ridiculous."

Mo Tan touched the tip of his nose somewhat awkwardly, and subconsciously quickened his pace to put the empty plate into the sink.

"I'm serious~Hiccup!"

The star idol who couldn't even poop in the eyes of fans burped casually and lazily issued a declaration of love: "Even if it's just for these delicious foods, I'm willing to marry you!"

“Haha, there are so many people who cook delicious food.”

Mo Tan grinned and said without looking back while washing the dishes: "The cost-effectiveness of learning to cook is much higher than marrying someone like me."

Gu Xiaole smacked his lips, held down Xueyin who was about to say something, and changed the subject with a strong purpose: "Then Tanjiang, have you ever cooked for Chenchen?"

"Um."

Mo Tan nodded and gave an affirmative answer.

"I guess so~"

Seeing Xue Yin pouting her lips, Gu Xiaole said cheerfully, "By the way, I never thought you were the super famous lyricist [M]. Do you have any special hobbies?"

Mo Tan, who had just finished washing the dishes and was wiping his hands on his apron, explained with a smile: "Is it possible that it's just the initials of my last name?"

"Tsk, is that really the case?"

Gu Xiaole curled his lips in disappointment, then sighed leisurely: "It's such a small world!"

"The world is big, but it must be destiny that I get to know Tan!"

Xue Yin smiled and clapped her hands happily, saying, "I was born to sing for him, and he was born to write lyrics for me!"

"Don't decide the meaning of my existence."

Mo Tan smiled bitterly and returned to the living room. He leaned over the coffee table to take out a cup and asked, "Would you like something to drink?"

“Barley tea!”

"I won't. I ran away secretly in the first place. If I don't go back, I will be discovered."

"Huh?"

"After all, my daily schedule is very tight~"

"In that case, I'll do it too, since I still have the original painting to finish."

"Original painting!? What original painting!?"

"Uh... a BL original painting?"

“This is good!!!”

Chapter 2478: The End