There's No Witch I Can't Wash

"Then why did you come to me tonight?"

Lin Ye raised his eyebrows in dissatisfaction with the woman who seemed a little hesitant about his answer. He raised his head and looked at the woman at the bedside again. The latter had a miserable expression on his face. She opened her mouth quietly, about to cry.

"In your heart, does Yiyun come to you just to use you? Can't people come to you because they miss you?"

"Can you stop talking like this... I feel uncomfortable listening to it."

"Is it because you feel sorry for others, or because you feel that others are lying to you?"

"What do you think?"

"Then just take it as if you are feeling sorry for him."

Ye Yiyun said so, but her face changed instantly, and the woman's mouth made cheers like a little girl, and she didn't look like she was about to cry.

She leaned forward, pressed her hands on the bed, and just like that, her knees rubbed against the bedding and crawled towards the man little by little.

Undoubtedly, such a posture full of submission can satisfy the man's desire to conquer to the greatest extent, and a certain place that can't stop shaking with her movements has once again firmly attracted the man's attention.

this goblin...

Sighing secretly, Lin Ye shook his head helplessly, but picked up the woman's clothes from the bed and covered her body.

"What's the matter, are you still shy?"

Pulling the hem of the clothes with both hands, covering a lot of the dazzling spring, Ye Yiyun turned sideways, staring at the man with a teasing face.

And the latter is the opening of righteous words without changing his face.

"You shake me a little dizzy!"

"Hypocritical! I didn't see you dizzy when I was playing just now!"

Angrily, he squeezed his fist and hammered the man several times without pain, and the delicate pretty face of the woman who spoke such obscene words was also flushed slightly seductively, but it was a bit eye-catching in the dark. It's not real.

"Cough cough cough... Lord Holy Master, can we pay attention to the image a little bit, the verb 'play' is really...inappropriate."

And where am I playing, I've been sleeping all the time, I don't have any memory at all, okay?

Looking helplessly at the woman who was snuggling beside him, Lin Ye didn't know what to say.

"If you don't use 'play' to describe it, what words should you use? Knead, knead, pat, hit, lick, or...bite?"

As the woman said this, her long and narrow phoenix eyes blinked, and a series of words that seemed to sound fine, but would be terrible after a little thought, were uttered by her like a string.

When she said the last word, she deliberately emphasized her voice, prolonging the syllables, and there was an inexplicable meaning in the eyes staring at the man.

As for this, Lin Ye coughed again in embarrassment, feeling a little helpless at the woman's shamelessness.

How should I put it, you are also the Holy Master of the Demon Sect, image, image!

As for who taught the other party these terrible knowledge, a certain man has completely forgotten.

Lin Ye always thought that men were invincible when they were shameless, but when women also started to be shameless, he found that he couldn't keep up with flattery.

He thinks it's better to stop this topic for now, otherwise God knows what kind of non-shocking and endless words the woman will say.

"I didn't see it... I haven't seen you for a while, but you have become pure and innocent? Is it because you were influenced by that Jianzong's disciple? Or is it because you want to deceive the little girl? So deliberately pretending to be honest and serious?"

"Don't talk nonsense, when did I become unserious, I was already a decent person!"

"Really, a serious person who has been playing backgammon for three months? He is so unwilling to beat you once. When can I play a few more games of backgammon with Yiyun?"

Squinting her eyes, as the woman said so, she increased her volume on backgammon again.

Lin Ye didn't even want to cough anymore, his throat hurt a little.And it's just the two of them, why is he coughing.

"Okay, okay, stop making trouble, you want me to come to me, then I have met you now, you should go, I still have very important things to do."

"Are you driving me away?"

The woman's tone changed again in an instant, she hugged the man's arm tightly, pouted her lips, and tears welled up in her jet-black eyes.

"I'm going to be squeezed dry by you, what else do you want to do if you don't leave!"

"What are you trying to squeeze out? They kindly use their virgin yin to help you heal your wounds. After you get the benefits, you will turn your face and drive him away. Why is it so hard for someone to fall in love with such a ruthless man like you, huh? .”

Ye Yiyun spoke in such grief, while Lin Ye showed a look of horror.

"You have a hairy virgin, don't say the first time, the second, third time... until the hundredth time, it's all gone! Don't tell me what inexplicable things you practiced. Cultivation method, fill up that place!"

"Today, can't you?"

To the man's question, Ye Yiyun spoke uprightly, which immediately made the man speechless and unable to utter a single word.

What you said is so fucking reasonable, what a fucking talent, I am speechless.

"Forget it, let's not talk about the first few times. My waist still hurts. Is this the healing you are talking about?"

"You yourself are not in good health and indulge in excessive sex, don't blame me for my double cultivation."

"Nonsense, I've been keeping my body clean recently, and I haven't even used my hands!"

"It turns out that nothing happened between you and those two vixens?"

As Lin Ye said this, he showed an impassioned expression, while Ye Yiyun showed joy, his eyes narrowed into a beautiful crescent shape.

Tsk... I got tricked.