Funny Little Boy for Entertainment
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"Pfft! Haha~" Hu Xing's nonsense was so straightforward, but for some reason, everyone just thought it was very funny.
He knew it was nonsense, but Hu Xing caught the joke and made everyone who listened burst out laughing.
"Of course, I also learned that 90.00% of men are raised by women." Hu Xing said another nonsense, and there is nothing wrong with this nonsense.
At this time, Zheng Kai and the others have already given Hu Xing a thumbs up, and they will obey you.
The opening is almost done, and the topic of being single is over.
"Okay, okay, if we really go on like this, I guess the food show will be turned into an entertainment talk show by Hu Xing." Mr. He smoothed things over, and said: "Let's go first, what we need to watch It's Zheng Kai's refrigerator."
"That's right, it's also good to look at the refrigerators of single men." Hu Xing turned around, and the staff pushed the refrigerators up.
The refrigerator was rolled out, and Hu Xing and He Jiong walked over and stood in front of the refrigerator.
"Oh, on this refrigerator, there are many photos of Hu Xing and Hu Xing?!" He Jiong found that many of the refrigerators were photos of Hu Xing and Zheng Kai.
"You know, it's going to be on Hu Xing's show, so you posted it here?!" When He Jiong asked this question, Zheng Kai quickly explained: "No, it's really been posted here all the time."
"Why are there so many posts here?!" He Jiong asked Zheng Kai.
"Actually, it's also because my photo album is full of plasters."
"Many people must have photo albums, some with family, some with girlfriends, some with friends. There are still many photos of me and Hu Xing, because we are both authentic Shanghainese, and it is another show. He became popular, so in Shanghai, we often meet up for dinner or something."
"My friend's photo album is full, and there is no place to post photos at home, so I choose to put them in the refrigerator."
"Actually, it reminds me that whenever I eat and don't know what to eat, I will see Hu Xing before I open the refrigerator. At this time, I will ask Hu Xing out to eat." Zheng Kai explained, and there was no question.
"Ah~ So that's how it is. There is also a photo of Reba on it." He Jiong noticed 570, and there are also photos of Zheng Kai and Reba on it.
"Oh, don't tell the truth. To be honest, it's not just me, but also Chen He, Deng Chao, Li Chen, and Zulan. We are a family of running men."
"But we are all on good terms, but I am the only one who really has a photo with Reba, and only one." When Zheng Kai said this, everyone became even more curious.
"Why?!" He Jiong couldn't understand.
"Because Hu Xing doesn't like his girlfriend, he took pictures with men other than him."
"We want to take a photo with Reba, yes, we must bring Hu Xing with us!"
"If you don't bring Hu Xing, Hu Xing won't take a photo with us; maybe Reba will consider Hu Xing's feelings, so she won't take a photo with us." Excuse me
"This is true!" Zhao Liying agreed with this very much, and Hu Xing is indeed such a person.
Since dating Hu Xing, she herself will consider this.
She is very careful about taking pictures with the opposite sex, and she will definitely refuse if she can.
If you can't refuse, you will also keep a certain distance from the opposite sex in the photo.
This is not specifically requested by Hu Xing, but they will do it themselves.
Chapter 0471 doesn't even have what a man should have to pick up girls
Hu Xing is the kind of domineering president's boyfriend who doesn't like his woman to be too close to other members of the opposite sex.
If it's with family members, such as father, younger brother, or older brother, that's acceptable.
But with friends and partners of the opposite sex, this is absolutely not acceptable.
Even if you don't say it, you will be unhappy in your heart, and it will be completely expressed on your face.
Unless it's at work, he can accept that there are close and intimate scenes in filming.
But taking pictures in private is really unacceptable to him.
"As for Hu Xing not allowing his girlfriend to take pictures with other members of the opposite sex, we won't explain this much." He Jiong felt that there was no need to explain this, it was enough.
"Okay, this is the external situation of this refrigerator. Next, let's see what you have?!" Hu Xing felt that this could be skipped, so he naturally planned to open it.
"Are you ready?!" Hu Xing thought it was ok, and opened it at the same time as He Jiong.
But when I opened it, I found that the inside of the refrigerator was empty.
"I'm just curious, what did you buy this refrigerator for?" Hu Xing asked this question, which made Zheng Kai very embarrassed.
"When I bought this refrigerator, I had imagined that I would fill it up."
"It's just that due to various work problems, I'm often away from home, so it's... huh!" Zheng Kai felt that there was no need to explain too much.
"What annoys me the most is that my pants are all taken off, so you just show me this?" Hu Xing burst out laughing with one sentence.
This is a relatively popular buzzword on the Internet, and it is also a buzzword brought up by him.
"This refrigerator has nothing but quick-frozen dumplings."
"Buying this refrigerator is a waste of money; there is nothing to keep fresh and refrigerated in it, and wasting electricity is also a waste of money; tell me, what is the use of this refrigerator?" Hu Xing asked Zheng Kai dumbfounded.
"Haha~" Hu Xing's question made everyone laugh at the embarrassed Zheng Kai.
"Zheng Kai, don't you know how to cook? Why is the refrigerator so empty?!" Everyone sat back and asked Zheng Kai.
"Yes, I can cook three dishes." Zheng Kai said he could cook, and Hu Xing said, "Egg fried rice, egg fried egg, rice fried rice?"
"Hehe~" Now Zheng Kai laughed even more awkwardly, and gave Hu Xing a thumbs up.
"Yes, I can only cook these three dishes." Zheng Kai was also holding on.
"Zheng Kai, you are trying to hold on, right? One dish has been turned into three dishes by you." He Jiong was also very speechless. He didn't intend to expose him at first, but now it seems that he can't do without exposing him. .
"How about this, Grandpa, we still have a place to put the refrigerator in our house, how about bringing the refrigerator into my house?!"
"3000 yuan, no more." Hu Xing told Zheng Kai, this refrigerator will give you 3000 yuan.
"Puff!" Zhao Liying couldn't help laughing after hearing this: "Do you have room to put it at home?!"
"Yo, what Li Ying means, does it mean that you know Hu Xing's family very well?" Zheng Kai just happened to find a topic to change.
"Haven't you ever been to his house?!" Zhao Liying smiled confidently.
"I haven't been there!" Zheng Kai said with certainty, "I'm serious, I haven't been there."
"Hu Xing's house, none of us runners have been there; but Hu Xing has been to my house, Chen He's house, and Deng Chao's house, but we have never been to Hu Xing's house." Zheng Kai said this very seriously.
"Don't say it's you, even my dad can count on one finger when he goes to the place where I live." Hu Xing was very honest, and he said that it was his own house, which means that no other man has ever entered.
"Why?!" An Xianmin didn't understand why Hu Xing didn't allow his friend to go to his house.
"That's right, it's understandable that my friends won't let me in, but even my father won't let me in, that's too much, huh?" Hu Shasha was also very curious.
"Actually, there are not so many reasons. On the one hand, my dad is busy; he won't come to me if he has nothing to do."
"And my dad lives in the same community as us, just in a different building, so he won't come to my place if he has nothing to do."
"So far, my mother has been to my house, that is, twice."
"As for why I don't agree with my friends coming to my house, it's convenient. After all, there are only two girlfriends, and the people who come to my house are all single dogs. I'm afraid they will be abused."
"How could someone with a family think of coming to my house?!" Hu Xing found a reason, which was quite convincing.
"That's okay. We also looked at the freezer just now, but we haven't looked at the freezer yet."
"Although we also know that there are probably no ingredients in the refrigerator; but, after all, it is a show, and we still have to finish some procedures." Hu Xing asked everyone to be serious.
"Haha~" He Jiong and the others just laughed, and said: "How confident is Hu Xing, Zheng Kai's refrigerator freezer does not have any ingredients, and they are all described as procedural."
"Isn't that right, the cold stuff is so empty, the cold room must be no better than that."
"Go through the procedure, just pretend to open it and take a look." Hu Xing and He Jiong walked over while talking, and opened the refrigerator after laying a lot of groundwork.
Hu Xing opened the refrigerator, and in less than a second, he immediately closed the refrigerator with his hands, and looked at the camera: "Okay, the procedure is over, now we will insert an advertisement, and Zhao Liying's refrigerator will be released soon after the advertisement returns."
"Haha~" There was another burst of laughter.
"What the hell, please give us a little bit of a shot, please." He Jiong said with a smile.
"It's not that we don't give it, the key is that he doesn't live up to it, and there is nothing in the refrigerator, how can we give the camera?"
"I understand now, why Master Ji is single now, and he doesn't even have the most basic things in a man's refrigerator." Hu Xing shook his head and said.
"What is the most basic thing in a man's refrigerator?!" Zheng Kai really didn't understand, so he asked Hu Xing.
"Brown sugar, wolfberry, red dates, these are the most basic ingredients for picking up girls. You don't even have them. You deserve to be single." Hu Xing said with contempt for Zheng Kai.
"The ingredients for picking up girls?!" Zheng Kai really didn't understand, and neither did He Jiong.
"Two teaspoons of brown sugar, two red dates, two slices of ginger, two bowls of water boiled into one bowl of water; put it well, and serve it in front of her; don't tell her 'yes, drink hot water', that's good, you I have successfully captured the heart of a woman who is on her period." Hu Xing has now entered the love teaching time.
"Ah~~~" When Hu Xing finished speaking, He Jiong and the others all realized that it was this.
"Hee hee~" Zhao Liying finally understood why the refrigerator at home always had things like red dates and goji berries. It turned out that he reserved them for their menstruation.
Chapter 0472 these women are thick-skinned
"Hu Xing, your refrigerator basically already has this kind of thing?!"
"But brown sugar, it doesn't seem to need to be kept in the refrigerator?!" Teacher He asked the point.
"That's right, if you put it in the refrigerator, it seems that it's even worse if it gets wet?!" Yao Weitao supported this.
"I'm talking about the ingredients of brown sugar water, I don't mean to put everything in the refrigerator."
"This is basic common sense, and I don't even know how to try it." Hu Xing didn't refute too much.
"But, if we come down like this, what are we basically?"
"Zheng Kai, this lackluster refrigerator, doesn't seem to have anything to talk about?!" Teacher He is a little embarrassed now, and doesn't know how to continue for a while.
Going according to the procedure, this is basically over, but there is not much to talk about, so it is impossible to continue like this. If you skip it too early, the weight of this episode is basically not enough.
Teacher He is also looking for Hu Xing to save the situation, to see what he can do.
"Hehe~" Zheng Kai was also very embarrassed, but now he really didn't know what to do
"Why is there no topic to talk about? Yes, there are many." Hu Xing was very relaxed, and asked: "Your refrigerator, with such a large space of 720, doesn't your mother cook something for you?" ?!"
"Yes, there is a pate in the freezer. My mother made it for me yesterday."
"Is there?!" I didn't pay attention to it just now, but I just saw that the refrigerator was full of wine.
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