Funny Little Boy for Entertainment

"That's right, but when I was in the Film Academy, Mr. Huang never taught us." Liu Yifei is from the Film Academy, but she is not a student of Huang Lei.

"At that time, I was leading another class, not your class."

"Coincidentally, all the little Huadans who come out of the Film Academy are not in my class."

"Mimi, Yuan Shanshan, Zheng Min, Jing Tian, ​​Feifei, Jiang Yiyan and many other little flowers are not my students, nor have they attended classes." While cooking, Huang Lei also talked about his alma mater.

"So they are box office poisons." Hu Xing was beside him at this time, so he said something.

"..." We had a good chat, but because of Hu Xing's words, both Yang Mi and Liu Yifei looked at this guy with disgust.

"Alright~" Tang Yan and Liu Shishi, who had nothing to do with each other, laughed beside them.

"As a student of Huang Lei, all of them are talented; but they are not popular; the only one who is popular is Huang Haibo."

"It's not Huang Lei's student, right? Xiaohua from the Film Academy is either questioned about her lack of acting skills, or poisoned at the box office; haha~ the Film Academy is just skin." Hu Xing's joke made the three film academies present very excited. Unconvinced, but there is no way to refute.

"I'm really...what's the matter with you junior, do you care about your artists?" Concubine Liu Yi didn't know how to piss off Hu Xing, so she asked her junior Yang Mi to talk.

"Hahaha~" Yang Mi didn't know what was wrong, why did Concubine Liu Yi talk about her.

"I don't care, don't you see, he doesn't care about me as a boss at all." Yang Mi and Concubine Liu Yi quarreled.

"It's noisy, make it louder, Xiaohua from the Chinese opera is laughing and watching Xiaohua from your film school have internal strife." Hu Xing didn't think it was enough, so he also brought in Xiaohua from the Chinese opera.

"What the hell, why do you involve me? Why don't you talk about Shishi? She is also Xiaohua, she has also acted in movies, and the box office is not good." Tang Yan was about to involve Liu Shishi.

"Enen~" Hu Xing shook his head, and then said: "My teacher is not from a major. He studied dance in college, not acting."

"Even if her acting skills are not good and her box office is not high, she is not from a major."

"You guys are amazing. Xiaohua, who came from a major, has no acting skills and no box office, yoho~ amazing, amazing." Hu Xing's weird joke made Tang Yan, Yang Mi, and Concubine Liu Yi very angry and chest tight.

"Haha~" He Jiong was beside him, and he couldn't even hold back his laughter anymore.

"Quack quack~ Don't say that we are not good at acting; we have a director with 10 billion yuan, and Huang Bo of your film school still relies on our 10 billion director to become a "box office thirty emperor" It's called, haha~ We are good at acting, why don't you beat me up?!" Hu Xing deliberately complained that the Film Academy was useless.

Now, Concubine Liu Yi and Yang Mi rolled their eyes, how can they refute him?

"Unhappy? If you are unhappy, I am still the most popular, the most popular, the funniest, and the most able to bring laughter to the audience in mainland reality shows. Although our family Reba has not yet proved her acting skills; but our family Reba is amazing, she is already an ethereal goddess after releasing an album."

"I just want to ask, do you have Nortel and China Opera? Do you have it?" Hu Xing was so angry that the students of the two colleges were speechless.

Chapter 0542 Tucao one by one!

"No matter how good you are in the show, aren't you also an artist under my banner?" Yang Mi found someone who even refuted Hu Xing.

"Wow!" Seeing that Yang Mi had found a way to refute, Concubine Liu Yi yelled strangely beside her.

"Oh really? As a boss, you are often teased by me on the show, very proud?" Hu Xing turned Yang Mi's question on this one. Indeed, as a boss, she was often molested by Hu Xing on the show. joke.

"Haha~" Seeing that Yang Mi was speechless, He Jiong and the others laughed until they doubted life.

"Tch, what's there to be proud of." Hu Xing stopped talking, and said: "Even if it's your teacher from Nortel, his daughter is fascinated by me, who is on stage."

"..." Huang Lei, who was trying the dishes, stopped and looked at Hu Xing.

"Haha~" Even Yang Mi and Concubine Liu Yi laughed and looked at Huang Lei.

"You don't get tired of playing with this meme, do you?" Huang Lei laughed angrily, and said, "Last time Zhang Jia got angry and you were running men too, so he just called him Dad."

"Tell me, how many dads do you have in the entertainment industry to be satisfied?" Huang Lei raised his foot angrily, and kicked Hu Xing's ass.

"Let's think about it, if possible, it would be the best to make up an even number." Hu Xing became shameless, and it was simply unstoppable.

Zhao 390 Li Ying came out of the shower, and Hu Xing took a look: "Come out without makeup again, let's put on makeup first!"

"What's the matter? Elder sister is beautiful without makeup too?" Zhao Liying said confidently.

"It's true to say that, but you have to give Yang Mi and Tang Yan some face, right?!"

"The make-up is so thick, but you come out without makeup. I say you have an emotional intelligence..." Hu Xing didn't think he was teaching Zhao Liying a lesson, right?

"..." Tang Yan and Yang Mi were both shot while lying down, biting their lips at random, obviously so angry that they couldn't even speak.

"Puchi!" Zhao Liying realized that she was the one being praised.

Liu Shishi and Liu Yifei were not teased, and they naturally covered their mouths and laughed.

"Damn it!" Yang Mi really didn't know what to do to get her place back from Hu Xing.

"Really, I don't understand. They sweated so much just now, why don't they wear makeup?" Hu Xing really couldn't understand this question.

"Fix up your makeup!" Liu Shishi was still on the side to make up.

"Hey, do you have friends like this?!" Tang Yan and Yang Mi asked Liu Shishi in unison.

"Haha~" Liu Shishi also felt embarrassed, and said, "I've been brought into rhythm!"

"What is rhythmic? I think it's because Hu Xing doesn't make fun of you. Are you proud?!"

"Don't forget, here, we know your plain makeup best." Yang Mi is not overconfident, because she has worked with Liu Shishi in "Legend of Sword and Sword 3".

Having worked with this drama, of course I know what Liu Shishi looks like without makeup.

"It's as if I've never seen Shishi's makeup without makeup." It's impossible for Hu Xing not to have seen Liu Shishi's makeup without makeup. Don't forget, when he was in Tianjin, Liu Shishi was in the same room as him for a while.

"You don't understand him." Liu Shishi told two good friends, you don't understand Hu Xing.

"Why, you showed Hu Xing your bare makeup?" Tang Yan was surprised.

"Why not, don't forget, there was news before that Hu Xing and I were filming in the same hotel and room in Tianjin." When Liu Shishi mentioned this, Yang Mi and Tang Yan also remembered it.

"That's right, this guy's sleeping problem has really given him too many benefits."

"Hu Xing, who do you think is the prettiest among the four beauties of the Immortal Sword without makeup?" He Jiong asked this question.

"I don't know either. I only look at Shishi's plain makeup. My boss never shows me his plain makeup. Every time he sees me, he has already finished shaving off the putty powder."

"Pfft!" Zhao Liying couldn't help it when she heard Hu Xing say putty powder again.

"That's foundation!! It's not putty powder!" Zhao Liying, Liu Shishi, Yang Mi, Tang Yan, and Liu Yifei yelled at Hu Xing in unison.

This scene was very funny, Huang Lei and He Jiong bent over laughing, and the audience also thought it was very funny when they watched it.

Only Hu Xing could make five goddess-level little Huadans growl at him at the same time.

Apart from him, there is really no other person to be found.

Hu Xing was very calm, and ate a piece of the beef brisket with his chopsticks.

Taste how it tastes and whether it is tender enough.

"Hmm!!!" After Hu Xing ate a piece, he felt the taste: "Did you put MSG?"

"That's right, wouldn't it taste better with some MSG?!" Huang Lei did add some MSG.

"Nonsense, stir-fried vegetables with MSG are delicious, but will this still reflect my cooking skills?"

"Only those who are not confident in their cooking skills will use monosodium glutamate and chicken powder for seasoning." Hu Xing was very depressed, why should he put monosodium glutamate, he doesn't like to add monosodium glutamate to stir-fried dishes.

"It's delicious?" Zhao Liying also tried some soup, which was really good.

"Nonsense, even if it's plain boiled water, if you pour some monosodium glutamate into it, it will feel like fairy water." Hu Xing angrily yelled at Zhao Liying.

"Hehe~" It seemed that Hu Xing was right to care so much.

"It's really unnecessary, there is no need to add MSG, this beef brisket is even more delicious." Hu Xing was very depressed.

"It's fine as long as it's delicious." Huang Lei didn't think so much.

"Do you understand that eating too much MSG makes you fat? Studies have shown that people who consume more than 5 grams of MSG per day have a 30% higher probability of becoming obese and overweight than those who do not eat MSG."

"Moreover, eating too much MSG will cause short-term headaches, nausea and other symptoms, and it will also have adverse effects on the reproductive system; especially for babies, if they eat too much MSG, it will lead to acute zinc deficiency in babies. Zinc deficiency will lead to night blindness, night blindness, etc. Adult dwarfism and other conditions." What Hu Xing said is not to scare people, it is true.

"That's not often eaten?!" He Jiong thinks it's okay.

"It doesn't matter, look at Mr. Huang, he was beyond handsome in the past."

"Ever since I got married and became Little Chef Huang, I have always put pepper, monosodium glutamate, and chicken powder in my cooking; look, this is only 43 years old, and he is already a middle-aged greasy man."

"Typical obesity caused by eating too much monosodium glutamate." Hu Xing didn't say it's okay, Huang Lei thought for a while: "Yes, I have been cooking with monosodium glutamate in recent years, it's really like this."

"That's right. I'm prone to obesity. If MSG is added to the cooking, within two years, I'll be fat at a young age."

"The fat man still snores at night, think about it, I sleep in Zhao Liying's room at night, I'm already thick-skinned, but she still snores at night, why won't she kick me out?!" Hu Xing said more and more Exaggerated, but also more and more funny.

Zhao Liying didn't deny it either, she covered her mouth, giggled and looked at Hu Xing, obviously acquiescing.

If Hu Xing was really sleeping and snoring, she would really kick him out.

Chapter 0543 this time is Tang Yan

"Hu Xing, a friend of mine asked me a few questions, but I didn't understand what they meant."

"Can you give me some advice?" Tang Yan asked Hu Xing after checking WeChat with her mobile phone in hand.

"What's the question?" Hu Xing was still cooking, so he didn't know what Tang Yan wanted to ask.

"It's him. He went on a blind date today, and he didn't say anything wrong. After the woman asked a few questions, he answered the last question, and the girl left. I don't know what she meant by asking me." Tang Yan looked at WeChat and said to Hu Xing.

"Tell me?" Even He Jiong was curious about what questions he could ask on a blind date.

"He said that the girl took the initiative as soon as she came, and said: The deposit in the garage is not a problem, so he asked a few important questions."

"Do you want to eat durian? Do you want to eat coriander?"

"When eating hot pot, do you eat Yuanyang pot or Jiugongge?"

"Should we eat or not?"

"Is tofu nao sweet or salty?"

"Socks, trousers and underwear, should they be washed separately or mixed?"

"Is the toothpaste squeezed from the middle or from the back?"

"Do you snore when you sleep? Do you grind your teeth? Do you talk in your sleep?"

"The most important question is: How many degrees do you turn on the air conditioner in the room?" Tang Yan asked these questions from her friend.