Funny Little Boy for Entertainment
Page 740
"No." Hu Xing said calmly, spreading his hands.
"How could it be? Could it be that the column team told you before that I would come?" Yun'er thought it was impossible, but Reba, who was being hugged by her, said, "Your body smells good, I guess he is old." I can smell it from afar."
"Ah?!" It was only at this time that Yun'er came to his senses. It seemed that her boyfriend could easily distinguish her own scent, and Hu Xing's smile just proved to Reba that she was right.
"Hu Xing, you already knew that today's guests would be Reba and Yun'er?" He Jiong knew before that Hu Xing had already guessed that Reba would come.
But Yuner didn't guess it.
"When I came here, when I passed by the guest's dressing room, I smelled a faint body fragrance that made me feel very familiar."
"Later, when I was back on standby, I asked you who is today's guest, and I guessed it was Reba."
"Then after I knew it was Reba, I analyzed it and recalled the body fragrance I smelled, and I remembered that it belonged to Yun'er." Hu Xing explained.
"Can you tell which girlfriend is your own by body fragrance?" This is the first time Tian Shu has heard of it.
Chapter 1170 I am also very beautiful and a goddess
"Heh~ I don't know if others can do it, but I'm sure I can."
"Yun'er's body fragrance is different from Reba's, because Yuner is a Korean idol singer, and she often needs to put on makeup on the show, or because after practicing for a few hours in the practice room, she immediately goes to catch an announcement and has no time to take a shower, so she will be in the air. Wear a perfume that masks the smell of sweat."
"If you spray it too much, although it is harmless to the body, it will also make her body smell fragrant, and there will be a little bit of this perfume in it."
"Remember, it's been 7 years since their debut, so that the perfume and body fragrance can be integrated, not just a day or two to have this kind of body fragrance."
"So if you can tell a girlfriend from body fragrance, Yun'er, Xu Xian, and Zheng Xiulu can easily tell the difference." Hu Xing's explanation made many viewers click their tongues.
This is how to know your girlfriend better, so that you can distinguish your own woman through body fragrance?
"Then let's take our seats first. You, Reba and Yun'er, decide for yourself, which side to sit on?" He Jiong gave them a difficult problem, which was who would sit next to Hu Xing.
Yoon'er looked at Reba beside her, and said shyly, "I'm an older sister, let me?"
"Okay, I see you almost every day, I'm tired of it." Reba graciously didn't compete with Yun'er.
Just give up the position next to Hu Xing to Yun'er, and she just needs to be next to He Jiong.
After the two sat down, Hu Xing glanced at Yun'er beside him with a smile, and that smile made Yun'er cover her mouth in embarrassment.
"Actually, this is the second time I've seen Yun'er." He Jiong took the initiative to bring up the topic.
"And it's a coincidence that the two meetings were both on Hu Xing and I's show." He Jiong said this, which reminded Yuner: "Oh yes, the first time was the life I yearn for. "
"Yeah, Yooner really wants to participate in Chinese variety shows, but this seems to be the third time he has come to a Chinese show?!" He Jiong asked this question.
"Yes, the first time was Running Man, the second time was about the life I yearn for, and the third time was about the present, please take care of the refrigerator." The three programs Yoon Er mentioned all have one thing in common, that is, they are all Hu star program.
"Hehe~" He Jiong looked at Hu Xing beside him, to see what he had to show.
"Actually, sister Yanyan should be here today." Yun'er said this, which made everyone even more surprised.
"Originally, it was researched by Huang, but why did you come instead?!"
"It was me who told Sister Yan Yan that the one who went to China asked for the refrigerator, shouldn't it be me, or Xu Xian?"
"My sister came to ask for the refrigerator, it doesn't seem appropriate, does it?"
"We should come, so it's interesting?" Yoon'er thought it was very funny when he talked about it.
"Did you bet with Yan Yan again?" Hearing this, Hu Xing guessed that the woman probably made a bet with Yan Yan again.
"Hee hee~" This laughter made Hu Xing more sure that he was indeed right.
"Then why didn't Xu Xian come?!" Even Reba couldn't help asking.
"Should Xu Xian come?!"
"Xu Xian doesn't have my goddess; haha~~" After Yun'er finished speaking, she covered her face and laughed.
"..." Hu Xing looked at Yun'er with a look of disgust: "Who gave you the confidence?!"
Hu Xing also didn't give Yun'er any face, so he just hurt him like that.
"Isn't it okay to always say that Xu Xian is better than me? I'm also beautiful and perfect." Yun'er was unhappy now, and pouted at Hu Xing coquettishly.
"In Hu Xing's heart, will Xu Xian always be better than Yun'er?!" He Jiong asked Yun'er with a smile.
"It's true, it's completely true. In his heart, Xu Xian is always better than Lin Yun'er, and Zheng Xiuzhen is always better than Xu Xian. It doesn't matter how you say it. I'm the worst one." Another look of aggrieved.
"I remember, in 2007, just a few months after our debut, Xu Xian and I went out from the company at 9 pm and went to a convenience store to buy snacks."
"After buying the snacks and returning to the company, he is already our dance teacher, waiting for us in the practice room."
"When we opened the door of the practice room and came in, Hu Xing said to us with a dark face: What are you doing?"
Now, everyone looked at Yun'er and listened to her next words.
"After Hu Xing asked us, Xu Xian and I looked at Hu Xing a little scared, and said, "I went to the supermarket to buy something." Yun'er made a mistake and was very afraid of being punished...
"After I answered, Xu Xian grabbed my hand, afraid of being punished by Hu Xing, who is already a teacher."
"Hu Xing also had a serious face, pointing at the phone angrily, and in front of the members of Girls' Generation in the practice room taught Xu Xian: What time is it, and now you still go to the supermarket to buy something to eat? It's almost 10 o'clock, do you have any order?" Have a sense of time?" Yuner imitated Hu Xing's tone at that time, which made He Jiong, Reba and the others burst out laughing.
"Back then, Xu Xian had lowered her head in fear, and her eyes were moist."
"Because Xu Xian was only 16 years old at that time, and Hu Xing was a teacher. She was taught a lesson, so she was very scared and felt wronged."
"After all, I just went to the nearby supermarket to buy something, so I wouldn't teach her and scold her like this."
"Seeing that Xu Xian was about to cry, Hu Xing pointed at Xu Xian in a stern tone and said: Why are you crying? Go and stand in the corner." Yun'er imitated Hu Xing's voice again.
"Haha~" Not to mention anything else, just this voice imitation makes people feel very funny.
"That's not right, Hu Xing is just teaching Xu Xian, not Yun'er you?" Tian Shu and the others felt that Hu Xing was not educating Yun'er, but Xu Xian.
"Yes, I was also very puzzled at the time. Seeing that Xu Xian was taught a lesson, I was not taught a lesson."
"I thought to myself: Hee hee~ This teacher from China, does 1.8 like me?"
"Haha~" Even Hu Xing couldn't help laughing after listening to Yun'er talking about her monologue at that time.
"What? This was your inner monologue at the time?" Hu Xing couldn't believe his ears.
"That's really what I think. After all, my appearance is not just for fun." Yun'er said and shook her hair, looking like I am a goddess.
"Hehe~" Hu Xing used laughter to perfunctory now.
"And then, what happened later?" He Jiong continued to ask Yun'er, what happened next.
Yun'er continued to recall, saying: "At that time, Xu Xian was punished by Hu Xing to stand in the corner, and she didn't dare to resist, so she walked over silently and stood in the corner. At that time, other sisters and I noticed that in fact Xu Xian Xian is about to cry."
Chapter 1171
Yun'er continued to recall, saying: "At that time, Xu Xian was punished by Hu Xing to stand in the corner, and she didn't dare to resist, so she walked over silently and stood in the corner. At that time, other sisters and I noticed that in fact Xu Xian Xian is about to cry."
"And we all felt that Hu Xing was exaggerating. If he just went to the supermarket to buy something, he wouldn't be fined to stand at all."
"As a result, I asked Hu Xing without thinking: Hey, teacher, why did you only teach Xu Xian a lesson and why didn't you talk about me?"
"Just after asking, Hu Xing looked up at me and said calmly: Oh, no one will miss you because you are ugly; Xu Xian is beautiful, I am afraid that bad people will miss her if she walks at night."
After Yun'er finished speaking, she looked at Hu Xing beside her with a look of disgust.
"Hahaha~" Now, everyone in the recording scene laughed and looked at Hu Xing.
At this time, Hu Xing was also being slapped continuously by Yun'er, apparently to avenge his accusation of being so vicious in the first place.
Hu Xing didn't fight back when he was beaten, he just laughed and let Yun'er beat her.
"Damn it, do you know how much your words hurt me?" Yun'er gritted his teeth angrily.
"Haha~" He Jiong and the others laughed like pigs, Hu Xing is really poisonous 19.
"Did you blame me? Wasn't it you who tricked Xu Xian to go with you?"
"Xu Xian is a little girl with no strength to restrain a chicken, you can safely take her out?" Hu Xing grabbed Yun'er's hand and told her not to hit her.
"Am I not a powerless girl?" Now Yun'er exploded even more
"No, no, you are also you." Hu Xing frequently made mistakes, which made everyone feel very interesting.
"Really, during those two years together, Hu Xing basically bullied me every day."
"I can swear, Girls' Generation members, if you just ask one of them."
"They can casually tell how Hu Xing bullied me." Yun'er felt so wronged.
"Just bully you, not Xu Xian?" He Jiong asked Yun'er after laughing.
"In my memory, Hu Xing never really bullied Xu Xian, venomous Xu Xian, or hated Xu Xian; the sum of Hu Xing's kindness to the eight members of Girls' Generation is not as good as he is to Xu Xian. "
"That's because Xu Xian is obedient, and you are more skinny than each other." Hu Xing defended himself.
"Krystal is skinnier than us, and I haven't seen you bullying her." Yun'er immediately retorted.
"Krystal is different, that girl is my nemesis." Hu Xing admitted that his nemesis is Zheng Xiulu.
"That's true." Now Yun'er admitted, they have so many friends, only Krystal Ke lives in Hu Xing.
"Yun'er, let's say one more, it's more interesting." He Jiong asked, let Yun'er say another one.
"Actually, many of us girls like boys with good looks."
"Hu Xing isn't handsome enough?" Reba was about to ask Hu Xing a word.
"He has good looks, but he always bullies me, so I was against him at the time."
"Once I asked him to accompany me out to eat, and then I saw a handsome guy on the street, so I stood there and took a second look."
"As a result, Hu Xing took out a wet towel, grabbed my neck, and then wiped my eyes with the wet towel, and then wiped my face after wiping my eyes."
"While wiping my eyes, she also said to me: I'll let you see, all the makeup has been removed for you, and I told you to still have the face to see it?" Yun'er imitated Hu Xing's voice again.
"Hahaha~" It's no good, the laughter that was originally quiet broke out again this time.
He Jiong even slapped the table with laughter, one can imagine how funny Hu Xing and Yuner are when they are together.
Even if Reba is fine, she also bent over with a smile.
You'll Also Like
-
Pokemon, a genius scientist who traveled from one piece
Chapter 263 19 hours ago -
Mortal Alchemy
Chapter 383 19 hours ago -
The evil witch BOSS just wants to develop in a low profile
Chapter 119 19 hours ago -
Elf, a genius scientist who traveled from one piece
Chapter 262 1 days ago -
Lingxu, Sword Coffin, Blind Swordsman
Chapter 2269 1 days ago -
Wasteland Development Diary
Chapter 448 1 days ago -
In the Apocalypse, Hoarding Supplies with the System's Hundredfold Critical Hits
Chapter 157 1 days ago -
On the day of the genocide, the parents of the Supreme Divine Dynasty came to
Chapter 536 1 days ago -
Sherlock Holmes at Hogwarts
Chapter 111 1 days ago -
After deciding to give up, I became popular
Chapter 169 1 days ago