Funny Little Boy for Entertainment

"Really, don't mention how annoying he is."

"After finally making up my mind to cook him a meal, he turned out to be fine, so say me." Song Jia got angry after saying that, and kept hitting Hu Xing.

"Hehe~ I really believe it. What brother Hong Lei said just now is absolutely right." He Jiong felt that this was so interesting, it was not a joke.

"That's what it is. If you never cook, you can cook for you all at once. This must mean that when things go wrong, there must be monsters." Hu Xing said, pointing at the camera seriously.

"Okay, okay, then let us, Song Jia, go over and look at Sun Honglei's refrigerator, and use three idioms to describe it." Teacher He asked Song Jia to go over and take a look.

Song Jia also got up and went over to see what was in the refrigerator.

"Pfft." Teacher He noticed that Song Jia seemed very calm.

"Song Jia, you now feel that Sun Honglei's refrigerator is similar to yours, so you take it for granted, don't you?!"

"No, the things in his refrigerator are quite good, better than mine."

"However, it seems that compared with my husband's family, there is nothing that should surprise me?" Song Jia is not wrong to say so.

"Then what do you think? What words are better to describe it?" Hu Xing asked Song Jia to describe it.

"Rich." The first word reminds everyone that there must be a lot of things in the refrigerator.

"Green." The word made Hu Xing clap his hands: "Stable."

"Haha~ What are you doing? When it comes to green, you seem to have something else to say?" Sun Honglei was obviously annoyed.

"What's the matter? Green is good." Hu Xing, who was sitting in the chair, said green was good.

"That's right? It's nothing, isn't it green?" Song Jia also didn't understand all of a sudden.

"Ask Hu Xing if he thinks green is good?" How could Sun Honglei not know what Hu Xing meant.

"I don't like green." Without hesitation for a second, he immediately said that he didn't like green.

"I like green vegetables, green fruits, but I don't like green itself."

"Haha~" Now everyone knows what Hu Xing meant.

"Is there another word? What is it?" Teacher He asked Song Jia to continue.

"Housekeeping." This was the last thing I could think of. After Song Jia said it, she would sit down in her seat, and Hu Xing also put on her gloves, ready to open Sun Honglei's refrigerator.

"I'm curious, what exactly is Sun Honglei's refrigerator like?"

"The last time I opened the refrigerator at my father-in-law's house, it smelled of garlic."

"Northeast people like to eat garlic, this is because of local food habits." Mr. He explained to everyone.

"Doesn't Song Jia eat green onions?" Sun Honglei pointed to Song Jia and asked Hu Xing.

"I used to eat it, but I don't eat it now." Song Jia said excitedly, and now he doesn't eat onions.

"My eating habits have now been completely assimilated to those in Shanghai. It's really no good to eat green onions like I used to. It's not good at all." Song Jia said very cleanly.

"Because of what? Is it because Hu Xing hates it?"

For He Jiong's question, Song Jia smiled embarrassedly: "Because of eating scallions, it is inevitable that there will be a peculiar smell in the mouth."

"I'm also the kind of person who has low self-esteem in front of my husband. I'm old and I don't know how to cook. If my speech smells bad because I like to eat green onions, it will make me even more inferior."

"Otherwise, when the time comes, Hu Xing can't bear it, what should I do if I don't want to?"

"That's why Liying and I, as northern girls, don't eat scallions." After Song Jia explained why, many people actually understood.

"When Hu Xing went to your old man's house, didn't he eat green onions?" Sun Honglei asked Hu Xing.

"Eating is eating, but not raw; if you let me eat raw, to be honest, I might as well drink with my old man; it's too tortured, really; raw green onions, I really eat 710 No matter how hard it gets stuck in my throat, I can’t swallow it.”

"If it's a side dish, like fried chicken, I can eat some." Speaking of this, Hu Xing's expression changed.

When it comes to eating raw green onions, his expression becomes very uncomfortable.

"Hehe~" It's rare to see Hu Xing's expression become so unnatural.

"When I go to Song Jia's house, I don't touch two things. First, I don't touch raw green onions; second, I don't touch white wine."

"Alcohol can be drunk, but only beer and red wine, white wine is not allowed, because it has enough stamina, half a glass will be drunk and unconscious." Hu Xing insisted on his principles.

After talking about this, everyone began to look forward to it. He Jiong and Hu Xing also opened the refrigerator door together to see what it was like.

"Wow!!!" I just opened the refrigerator and saw that it was really full of many things.

Look at these things. There are vegetables, fruits, milk, etc., as well as eggs, etc., which can be stored in the refrigerator. There are really a lot here.

Hu Xing was also quite surprised, he didn't expect Sun Honglei's wife to be quite a virtuous housekeeper.

"They're all women from the Northeast, Song Jia, take a look at them." Hu Xing immediately turned around and questioned his wife.

"Haha~" Song Jia covered her face in embarrassment and shame and kept laughing.

Chapter 1384 I stole this

"They are all women from the Northeast, why is there such a big gap?" Hu Xing stood in front of the refrigerator, still struggling with this question, and said, "The same woman from the Northeast! The same height of over 170! The same post-80s! The same nine-year compulsory education ! Why are they so good?"

"Hehe~" Hu Xing questioned so that Song Jia didn't know how to refute.

I really didn't know how to refute, so I could only silently put my head on my head and laugh.

"Brother Hong Lei, did you tidy up this refrigerator, or did my sister-in-law do it?" He Jiong saw the clean refrigerator and asked Sun Honglei who was in charge of tidying it up.

"Basically she does the tidying up because she's a housewife and she does all these things."

"Actually, after I got married, I also used what Hu Xing said to Zhao Liying to tell my wife."

"I think this sentence is the most responsible and responsible for a man." Speaking of his wife, Sun Honglei's eyes changed.

"What?" Teacher He couldn't help asking Hu Xing.

"I don't know either." How could he know that Sun Honglei didn't say it in front of him.

"Hu Xing said to his girlfriend: Don't worry when I go out, either I come back, or the money comes back, or someone comes back with the money! I am your husband in life, and your money husband in death. Whether you are here or not, I can guarantee that you and your children will receive my meticulous care in this life; a married man: standing up is a money printing machine, and falling down is a pile of RMB."

When Sun Honglei restored this sentence, almost everyone on the scene looked at Hu Xing in surprise.

Even many viewers watching the show frantically brushed the barrage, saying that Hu Xing 666 is a real man.

"Oh my god, it's so domineering." Tian Shu was very surprised.

"That's right, isn't this too domineering? The boyfriend power is so explosive." Hu Shasha and the others were also very surprised.

On the contrary, Song Jia was very calm, because she had been surprised long ago.

"Song Jia, have you heard what Hu Xing said?" He Jiong was also surprised, but he was relatively calm, so he asked Song Jia.

"I've heard it. During the Mid-Autumn Festival last year, when he was admiring the moon at Grandpa Gaozu's place, he said this sentence to all of us, not only to his wife and children, but also to the elders."

"He's been supporting the whole family all by himself."

"It not only supports the family business! It also supports the harmony of the whole family! It also supports the future of the elder sister and younger sister; what he has done is obviously not as good as it seems on the surface." As his woman, Song Jia He must know Hu Xing very well.

But Hu Xing laughed at Sun Honglei: "Just be honest, use what I told my wife, how much have you learned to coax your sister-in-law?"

"Hahaha~" There was a good atmosphere, because Hu Xing's words were all broken.

"Really? You must have learned a lot from me, and use it to coax your sister-in-law?!"

"Your wife is a woman from the Northeast, and Song Jia is also a woman from the Northeast; you must be thinking that if I am so good at coaxing Song Jia, there must be a way, so if you have anything to do on WeChat, you can tell me something about how to make women happy."

"Or how to flirt with your wife, these are all learned from me, so you can use it on your sister-in-law, right?!" Hu Xing saw through Sun Honglei's little thoughts.

"Haha~" Sun Honglei laughed heartily, which meant that Hu Xing was right.

"There are many words that are useful." Sun Honglei also became, this is indeed very useful.

"Okay, let's take a look at this refrigerator." He Jiong felt that it was better to look at the contents of this refrigerator, and first picked up a vegetable: "Really, Chinese cabbage seems to be the most common vegetable, right? !"

"Yes, this is simply too common." Yao Weitao also noticed this.

Later, it was found that there were a lot of things in it, and He Jiong took out something in the freezer.

"Wait, what is this?!" Teacher He asked Sun Honglei after taking out this piece of bacon.

"This is bacon. In the entire refrigerator, it is of the best grade and the most priceless bacon."

"Because Hu Xing did it, right?" Teacher He said with a smile.

"Yes, it was Hu Xing who did it." Speaking of this, Sun Honglei still found it very funny.

"Speaking of this cured beef, there is actually an interesting thing that happened in the middle."

"That's right, I stole this bacon from Hu Xing." Sun Honglei said with a smile.

"Steal? Why steal it? Can't Hu Xing give it to you?" Song Jia thought it was very funny, why did he steal it.

"He won't give it." Sun Honglei complained that Hu Xing didn't give it.

"Are you kidding me? Didn't my sister-in-law come to eat that day, and then packed two yuan for her back? It's only been two days, and you came to me again?"

"Please, I made this bacon, can you cook it for me and Li Ying in Hengdian?" Hu Xing said to him with a smile.

"But you cured the whole pig, more than 100 catties of bacon."

"What's the matter with the extra two yuan?" Sun Honglei said very aggressively: "If you don't sell the money if you give it to you, then I can only steal it."

"Wait, a whole pig?" He Jiong noticed this.

"Yes, it's really a whole pig. It was December last year, and "The Legend of Condor Heroes" happened to start in Hengdian."

"Actually, everyone who has watched "The Legend of Condor Heroes" knows that in the first two episodes, the young Yang Guo has not appeared yet, and he was still a child, so Hu Xing had no part in the first few days when it was first launched."

"He was asking his agent to go to a market in Hengdian, ordered a whole pig and came back with dozens of catties of beef. When he came back to the set, many people were reading the script, and he marinated pork and beef beside him. "

"At that time, it was a whole pig, more than 100 catties of pork, plus beef, it was almost [-] catties." Sun Honglei described it, and everyone was shocked.

"After it was marinated, he strung it up piece by piece with a rope and hung it in the hotel for curing."

"Because Hu Xing has lived in this hotel for a long time, and he also lived in that hotel when he filmed "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" before. He has a good relationship with the manager of the hotel, so he got a place to dry bacon on the rooftop of the hotel;"

"Let's wait for about half a month. When the bacon is ready, Hu Xing used more than 20 catties of bacon and made a meal of bacon for everyone in the crew."

"After eating, the whole crew is scrambling."

"And I also went to Hu Xing's room to eat when I had a chance, and then stole a few dollars out." When Sun Honglei explained this, He Jiong and the others found it very interesting.