Funny Little Boy for Entertainment
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Liu Shishi bit his cherry lips and gave him a coquettish look.
Just when she was biting her cherry lips, Hu Xing lowered her head and kissed her little mouth. It's just so sweet, just sprinkle dog food like this, it's up to you to eat it or not.
"Well, can Hu Xing and Liu Shishi hold you up for a few minutes to ask two questions?!" Just at this time, the reporter who was on the spot ran over.
"10 minutes." Hu Xing, who was in a good mood when he came to pick up his girlfriend, agreed to give him 10 minutes.
"Okay, let's go. What do you think is the standard weight for your girlfriend?!" The reporter was very happy that Hu Xing gave her 10 minutes to interview.
"It depends on which girlfriend. After all, my girlfriends are all different in height, and of course their weight is also different." Hu Xing answered very well.
"For example, Liu Shishi's." The reporter asked the scene, and Liu Shishi was by his side at 5.5.
"45.7 is my teacher's optimal weight." Since he asked Liu Shishi, Hu Xing blurted out this number.
"45.7? Why is it so accurate?" The reporter was curious as to why the answer was so accurate.
Hu Xing lowered his head and glanced fondly at Liu Shishi, who hugged his bear waist and used him with a smile.
"Because Shishi's weight is 45.7, she was just weighed on her birthday."
"Also, what is Shishi's optimal weight? My answer to this question will always change according to her actual weight."
"Theirs are the same." Hu Xing knew who they were, without asking.
"Wow~~~ This wave of dog food is real... I can't resist it." The reporter is also a woman, and she is really fed by Hu Xing's wave of dog food. I don't know how to describe it.
Chapter 1438 Funny interview
"Today, a fan of yours asked me, saying, if I win the opportunity to interview you in the future, I must ask you for her, what is the meaning of the size of the clothes?" Hu Xing was a little surprised by the reporter's question.
"For example?" Hu Xing still didn't understand.
"What does the S code mean?" The reporter asked like this, and Hu Xing suddenly realized: "Ah ~ this, the S means thin."
"M." This size, Hu Xing replied without thinking: "beautiful."
"1 means rotten; XL means rotten; XXL means Xipa rotten; hehe~ Is this what she wants to ask?" Hu Xing felt amused, why everyone has it now.
"How much weight is considered sexy for a girl's figure?" The reporter continued to ask Hu Xing.
"80-90 catties, it's skinny; 90-110, it's sexy; 110-120, it's sensual; over 130 catties, it's pure sense of humor." After Hu Xing finished describing, Liu Shishi hugged him and laughed.
This seems to be true, there is nothing wrong with it.
"There is another question. There was a video on Weibo before, in which a chubby 08 girl said: Why do I have to lose weight? Why do I have to lose weight before I can accept me? If I could lose weight, would I still choose you? ? After losing weight, do you think you are worthy of me? Only if you accept me when I am not losing weight and I am not perfect, then you are worthy of me."
"What's your answer to such a girl?!" Facing this question, Hu Xing smiled.
"Lazy people have more excuses." This answer can be said to hit the nail on the head.
"Only lazy people will make so many excuses for themselves; because hardworking people will never make such excuses for themselves, but use practical actions. After losing weight, point to him with the most perfect self and say, I It's been reduced, but you don't deserve me."
"Only lazy people will find excuses for themselves to feel at ease when they haven't lost weight." Hu Xing's evaluation caused many girls to lose weight crazily afterwards.
"If she keeps thinking like this, she will lose the opportunity and motivation to become beautiful, and at the same time lose a boy who wants to pursue her."
"Of course, most boys like girls with good figure and good looks, just like most girls like rich and handsome boys."
"It's not that I can't accept you when you don't lose weight, but I'm afraid that I will accept you if you don't lose weight, and you will only be content with the status quo, and then you will find an excuse to say: You accept that I am so fat Well, it doesn't matter if I lose weight or not, anyway, it's not my figure that you love."
"That's why lazy people have so many excuses." Hu Xing answered the reporter perfectly.
The reporters liked Hu Xing's answer very much, and even some of the fans watching him liked it too.
But the time has not yet come, the reporter intends to continue the interview.
"Because of you, now in our country, an obedient boyfriend is called a little milk dog."
"Describe an obedient and well-behaved girlfriend as a little milk cat; and a fiercer, domineering girlfriend is called a little wild cat; if you still want to find a girlfriend, are you looking for a little milk cat or a little wild cat?" The reporter asked this question, Hu Xing was stunned.
"..." Hu Xing just looked at the reporter in such a daze, then looked down at Liu Shishi.
Liu Shishi also looked up at Hu Xing, obviously expecting his answer.
"That's right, that, if my wife allows, I want to find someone."
"Puff~"
"Haha~" After Hu Xing, who was confused, answered the reporter, all the fans onlookers burst out laughing.
Liu Shishi even turned around and hid in Hu Xing's arms, laughing until he shrugged.
The reporter was also dumbfounded, he seemed to be played by Hu Xing, right?
"Right? Why are you looking for cats? Is it that women are extinct, or are women unattainable?" This kind of question made Hu Xing feel a little bit dumbfounded.
"Well, I asked the wrong question." The reporter also covered his face, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
"Little milk cat and little wild cat are just adjectives. Who do you think your girlfriend is little wild cat?"
"Song Jia!" almost blurted out without any hesitation.
"Hehe~" Sure enough, among Hu Xing's girlfriends, Song Jia was the wildest.
Hu Xing even pointed to the camera and said solemnly, Song Jia is a little wild cat.
"So, among your girlfriends, who is the cutest little cat?" With the question of the little wild cat, there will also be the question of the little cat.
"This..." Regarding this question, I have to think about it carefully.
"Teacher." Don't think about it, just this one in your arms.
"Puchi." Liu Shishi didn't expect it to be her, but in fact, she might have thought of Zhang Xiying.
"Is it because Shishi is in your arms that you say it's hers?!"
"How about this, the little wild cat and the little milk cat are both younger than you, so choose one again." In this way, Hu Xing would have no way to use Liu Shishi as a shield.
"Your younger than me?" Hu Xing had to think about it.
"Reba is a little wild cat." This is of course, Reba's domineering degree is second only to Song Jia
"Where's the little milk cat?" The reporter continued to interview Hu Xing.
"Xiaoying." He also blurted out instinctively, among his girlfriends, Zhang Weiying is younger than him and the most suitable for the little milk cat.
"Hehe~ everyone in the 550 family knows that you are the one who flirts with your girlfriends the most."
"So, your girlfriend must have said love words to tease you, right?"
"Yes, there must be. The most frequent ones are Reba, Yun'er, Yue Ying and Zhu'er." These four Geminis are the ones who can seduce Hu Xing the most.
"In this way, among your girlfriends, when who teased you, were you the most surprised? The most surprised?"
"Song Jia!" It's Song Jia again, but thinking about it, Song Jia is so domineering and Yujie is still a nerdy and funny goddess. If she is really flirtatious, it will really make people dumbfounded.
"Song Jia teased you, what is the most memorable thing for you?" The reporter's curiosity came, and even the fans who were watching were the same, wanting to know how Song Jia teased Hu Xing?
"Just once, when I got off work, Song Jia called me and asked if I had dinner?"
"I said not yet, what is there at home? Song Jia said: a 34-year-old woman who is still a girl." Just thinking about this, Hu Xing's goosebumps rose.
"Ah!!!!" The fans next to him screamed even more, apparently frightened by Song Jia's provocative way.
This is also the first time Liu Shishi has heard of it. It's really funny. Song Jia can be seductive?
It seems that Hu Xing has really been influenced a lot, and he knows such routines.
Chapter 1439 Another wave of dog food
"Many people say that you don't drink well, is it true that you don't drink well?!"
"It's up to who to drink with." Hu Xing is not fixed on the issue of drinking capacity.
"What do you mean?" The reporter didn't understand Hu Xing's words.
"Drink with my wife, just pour one glass! Drink with Xie Na, Jia Ling and the others, and you will feel refreshed after drinking all night." Hu Xing explained to everyone.
"Haha~" Understood, all the fans covering their mouths covered their mouths and laughed.
What exactly does this mean? Anyone who understands Hu Xing's routines will actually know what it means.
Liu Shishi also covered her mouth and snickered. As his wife, it was impossible for her not to know what it meant.
The reporter saw that it was almost done, so he had to interview Liu Shishi with a few questions.
"Master, how long have you and Hu Xing been dating?!"
"We've known each other for almost two years, and we've been dating for 293 days." Liu Shishi remembers this very clearly.
"We've been dating for so long, have you done anything that made Hu Xing feel wronged and made him feel very resentful?" This must be what many people want to know.
"Often." Liu Shishi admitted that he often made Hu Xing feel wronged.
"Hu Xing is often wronged? What aspects?" Now it's interesting, not only the reporters are curious, but also the fans who are watching are also curious.
"That's right, sometimes when I go back to my residence after filming, I just play with my mobile phone in the house and ignore him."
"Often at this time, he will feel very wronged, come to me angrily and say: Put down the phone for me, give me a hug first, then kiss me, don't play with the phone when you go home, and play with the phone again, I will Take out your phone and let me tell you." Liu Shishi even imitated Hu Xing's tone and expression, and imitated it vividly.
"Wow~~~~" This is really a long time experience, Hu Xing actually has such a time.
Hu Xing put his arms around Liu Shishi's waist, smiled and acquiesced that he did often do this.
"Are you the only one like this?!" The reporter really felt that their life was too sweet.
"No, he treats everyone like this. As long as he is at home first, if any of us return home and play on the phone without hugging or kissing him, he will behave like this." Liu Shishi told everyone that this is not the first time.
"What do you think, what does Hu Xing like this mean to you?!"
"Like a baby." Liu Shishi blurted out, giving the most truthful answer.
"Wow, it's really sweet. You guys have been hugging each other since we were interviewed." The reporter felt that during this interview, he had been eating dog food.
"So Hu Xing, do you think you should lie to your wife?!" The reporter asked Hu Xing again.
"True or false?" Hu Xing had two answers to this question.
"False." The reporter cooperated with Hu Xing and wanted to hear the lie.
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