The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

The reason for this is that he wanted to take advantage of the opportunity Li Haoran gave him to see a doctor to whitewash himself and make fans forgive him.

In 2009, the media revealed that Kung Fu Emperor Li Lianjie chose to become a Singaporean citizen, which caused an uproar in public opinion, and the whole country was boiling with scolding.

Regarding his choice to immigrate abroad, Li Lianjie thought that he just wanted to find a place for his children to study and receive Chinese and English cultural education, so he found Singapore and gave up his American citizenship.

This move was scolded by netizens without any suspense. Although Li Lianjie has done a lot of public welfare these years, he also claimed to be patriotic, and said that the Chinese nation will always be the first in his heart.

It's a pity that he still can't be accepted by many people, so that foreign friends around Li Lianjie feel a little strange, why are Huaxia fans so harsh on Li Lianjie?

In fact, many people have given many identities to the Kung Fu Emperor. His strength is not weaker than Jackie Chan and others. He has played national heroes such as Cheng Zhen and Huo Yuanjia.

Therefore, fans in the mainland hope that he can conform to the perfect hero image in their minds, so as long as there is a little "flaw" that they cannot tolerate, they will not be able to stand it.

Therefore, fans in the mainland hope that he can conform to the perfect hero image in their minds, so as long as there is a little "flaw" that they cannot tolerate, they will not be able to stand it.

The feelings of the fans are indeed understandable. Anyone who has liked a "national hero" for a lifetime may turn out to be a yellow-skinned and white-hearted banana man in the end. This disgusting feeling is really unbearable.

But in the final analysis, Li Lianjie is just an artist, he is a real person, not like some heroic images he plays, he himself must be a hero, or the embodiment of justice.

Therefore, in order to return to his hometown in old age, he actively facilitated the invitation. The two heavenly kings, Lian Jue, appeared together in the live broadcast room, causing fans to scream.

……

"Oh my god! The guests of this episode are amazing, Star Master, Big Brother, Kung Fu Emperor, 66666"

"Master Xing became gray-haired, Jackie Chan's face was full of wrinkles, Li Lianjie was seriously ill, the memory of a generation! It will eventually wither!"

"Familiar figure, familiar smile, but unable to hide his swollen face and protruding eyeballs, the Kung Fu Emperor is miserable!"

"Seeing how miserable he is, I'm really embarrassed to say that he deserved it. His fault is not enough to scold him like that, but why did he immigrate?"

"..."

There was a lot of discussion on the barrage, and the atmosphere gradually changed from excitement to silence. The aging of the three idols, especially Li Lianjie's terminally ill appearance, made them sigh and couldn't say anything.

Li Lianjie and the others were not familiar with the emerging online live broadcast, so they did not say hello to the millions of fans who watched the live broadcast. After being reminded by the program staff, Li Lianjie dialed the phone number of Mushroom House.

beep...beep...

The phone was not connected yet, Li Lianjie sat in the middle holding his mobile phone, Zhou Xingchi sat on the left, and Jackie Chan sat on the right, all waiting for the call to be connected with great interest.

The beeping sound disappeared after more than ten seconds, indicating that the phone was connected. Li Lianjie was about to speak when Huang Lei's shaking voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Order you to run to the mushroom house within 3 minutes, and then shout that we are wrong. If you don't do it, you will not only have no food, but will also be punished inhumanely."

"...!!!"

After the words fell, Zhou Xingchi, Jackie Chan, and Li Lianjie all sat up, looking at each other while surfing the Internet, all shocked by Huang Lei's coquettish manipulation.

What do you mean?

Why is this guy so disrespectful?

What about a leisurely life?

What about respect? .

Chapter 213 If you don't die, you won't die (9/10 please reward, please subscribe)

Zhou Xingchi, Li Lianjie, and Jackie Chan were baffled by Huang Lei's yelling, and they looked at the sweating program staff for some unknown reason, hoping that he would explain.

Compared with young artists, the three old heavenly kings are still very orthodox and care about fame, so they never participate in joking entertainment programs, and are very uncomfortable with this sudden "entertainment".

The staff members were able to give a ghostly explanation, laughing in cold sweat, while the netizens who watched the live broadcast were already bursting with laughter, and their stomachs hurt from laughing at this funny misunderstanding.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"I'm laughing to death. Li Haoran's disaster almost killed Mr. Huang Lei. He thought it was Yuan Hong and Zhang Xiyi who were calling.~"

"Hey, hello! My stomach hurts from laughing, Master Xing and the others' dazed expressions are so funny, can you-don't be so cute!"

"I really want to see what Mr. Huang Lei's expression looks like when the three of them walk into the mushroom house?"

"If you don't die, you won't die. This sentence is indeed correct!"

"Life is precious, fire prevention and theft prevention awe-inspiring."

"Can I say that this pot should be carried by Fatty? It's none of my business?"

"..."

The barrage was bursting with laughter. Li Lianjie and the three of them had been through the storm for a long time. After a short period of surprise, they all came back to their senses. They looked at each other, and Li Lianjie said loudly to the phone: "I want to ask, the Lanzhou ramen I ordered is rotten stewed chicken soup , is the West Lake Beef Soup ready?"

This time, Li Haoran's death-defying voice came from the other end of the phone, and he said with a smile, "Want to eat? Cook it yourself, and pretend to be my idol and senior. I said you are so beautiful, does your family know?"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

The barrage laughed like crazy again, the fans couldn't help but Li Haoran really couldn't hold back and came out to kill himself, very good, very powerful, they like to watch it.

So please keep your show going...

Li Lianjie couldn't laugh or cry: "I am your idol! Why don't you believe it?"

Li Haoran's magnetism sounds good, but the voice of wanting someone to beat him came, saying: "Brother, some things can be changed without hard work, for example, no matter how beautiful the 50 yuan RMB design is, it is not as attractive as the 100 yuan yuan , If it’s not someone else, it’s not someone else, pretending to be...what’s that called? Yes, Big Tail Wolf, what Fatty said is so right!”

Li Haoran's annoyed reply caused the fans who watched the live broadcast to laugh successfully to have stomach pains, and the fans who laughed less laughed tears.

"I have seen crazy people, but I have never seen such crazy people, even the Kung Fu Emperor dared to despise, 66666"

"Hahahaha... People who are stupid pigs will be killed, but people who are stupid can't help it!"

"Li Haoran's words are very good, but what are you doing to pull Fat Di Meimei to death?"

"..."

"……Uh!"

Li Lianjie had never met Li Haoran with such a clear and refined talk, he understood what he meant, but he was speechless for a while, not knowing how to answer.

Seeing that Li Lianjie was stunned, Jackie Chan raised his hand to take the phone, put it on his lips, and said domineeringly: "I am Jackie Chan, you are ready..."

Seeing that Li Lianjie was stunned, Jackie Chan raised his hand to take the phone, put it on his lips, and said domineeringly: "I am Jackie Chan, you are ready..."

Before finishing speaking, he was interrupted by He Jiong's laughing voice. He Jiong, the newly promoted He Shouwu, teased: "Hey, you guys still have voice changing software! Come prepared! Now we will I can't let you go."

Dahua: "Let them break the corn until the end of time."

Fat Di: "Let them shovel little H's poop, just now little H was pooping in the corner again!"

Li Haoran: "My God, Xiao H, you are full, why do you come to soak twice in the morning?"

Huang Lei: "Let them all do it, and dare to lie to us. They really use H6 as a cadre, hehehe..."

The barrage was straight up laughing like crazy, this scene full of joy is simply more exciting than the best comedy movies, Li Haoran's "grasp the overall situation", and the three kings' "constipated face", all combined together is simply ridiculous!

"Hahahaha... the whole army is wiped out, it's a disaster!"

"H6: Since ancient times, no one has died in life. If you die sooner or later, you must die. Whatever you are afraid of, just do it."

"There are too many liars in this world, and there are obviously not enough fools. I actually saw five of them today."

"The teacher just said: There is no regret medicine in the world, only rat poison."

"..."

Just like Li Lianjie, Jackie Chan's big nose opened and closed violently, and he also retreated directly. After a while, he choked and said: "You guys are like this...I don't like it very much!"

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The face of CCTV is indeed great, and Jackie Chan has a surprisingly good temper, so he can endure the rudeness of these juniors and talk about his dissatisfaction, who knows...

As soon as the words fell, Li Haoran's cheap voice came over, and he replied with a joke: "Don't you like it? Brother, if you don't like your house, you can get a new one; if you don't like your city , you can move to another city; if you don’t like your country, you can even immigrate. But if you don’t like the earth, then I can only say, you are really unlucky! Hahahaha!”

 …

Li Haoran finished this joke very quickly, and H6's burst of laughter and Fatty's coquettish voice came from the phone, which made Jackie Chan's face black with embarrassment.

Handing the mobile phone to Li Lianjie, Jackie Chan directly asked the director who turned his head in a low voice: "What did you do? Are you deliberately making fun of us to increase the ratings? Why didn't it say anything in the contract? Did you deliberately lie to us?"

Brother Jackie Chan has a good temper, but it doesn't mean he has no temper. He is an international superstar with a high status. What did these juniors do?Amuse him?

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, let me ask about the situation, Mr. Huang and the others shouldn't be so reckless..."

The director in the co-pilot's seat explained in cold sweat, and kept calling Chen Gezhou to inquire about the situation, but unfortunately, for some reason, the phone couldn't get through.

There was more and more cold sweat on the forehead, and the group director was frightened by the "horror" breath of the three heavenly kings, and I was really afraid that they would leave.

Jackie Chan and the Kung Fu Emperor were defeated, and when the laughter on the phone subsided, the king of comedy, Xing Ye, finally couldn't hold back, and said with a strong Hong Kong accent: "Li Haoran, you should know my voice! Don't give it to me. I'm stunned, is the meal ready?"

Li Haoran's highly recognizable magnetic voice quickly came from the other end of the phone, and he said in surprise: "Hey! Master Xing's voice can be imitated, Mr. Li Lianjie's, Jackie Chan's, Master Xing's, what kind of software is this, so awesome , can you imitate my voice, you must know that I am the number one voice actor in China!".

Chapter 214 I'll give you a lung! (10/10 for a reward, for a subscription)

Fat Di: "Li Haoran, you should be less funny, why do you have to float around at any time!"

Huang Lei: "Pang Di is right, Hao Ran, you don't pretend we are still friends."

He Jiong: "Yes, yes, what you do is worse than showing affection, you know, come and send blessings to this couple in love. It must be beautiful and refined, otherwise you will go to the cornfield to fight!"

Dahua: "I agree!"

On the hands-free phone, H6 was laughing and discussing, hearing Master Xing's eyebrows twitching, hearing the embarrassment of Li Lianjie and Jackie Chan.

At this moment, they have a kind of brilliance that is easy to throw people away, and the cherry is red, and the plantain is green!

They can't keep up with the rhythm of young people. When did the morals degenerate to the point where young people can play with old people at will?

"[-]" Li Haoran on the phone muttered a few times to complain, and the magnetic and pleasant voice continued: "Mr. He said so, I understand, the one who is calling now is definitely not the old brother just now, you are the second sister, right?" !"

The second sister is Zhang Xiyi's nickname. Fans who like her know it, but Zhou Xingchi doesn't know it. He thought he was insulted by Li Haoran as a woman, and his face turned red immediately, and he snorted coldly: "Li Haoran, what are you talking about?"

Li Haoran on the other side of the phone was not afraid at all, thinking that the second sister was acting on purpose, giggling as countless fans covered their faces, and said loudly: "What do I want to say? I want to tell you, if the man before you treats you so tough There is only one reason why your girl is so nice, he respects you as a man!"

"You... the internal slaughter pot (you) hit the street, Han's family property, rice sausage, Diao Naxing, dead boy bag, Shihu ghost, mess, I will give you a lung!!"

Master Xing went berserk, blurting out curse words in Cantonese, as if reenacting the classic scene in "Nine Pins of Sesame Official" yesterday, which made countless people laugh and lie in front of computers and mobile phones, almost kneeling down.

"Li Haoran, you are so handsome, does your sister Li Yanran know?"

"Hahahaha... My cheeks hurt from laughing, Li Haoran has no limit to his death!"