Fatty's tone made Li Haoran want to blackmail you, but what he needs is a gentle, lovely, considerate and generous Fatty, not Fatty who thinks about revenge all day and night!
"Pfft!!"
"Hahahaha, Li Haoran's expression made me laugh so hard, Fatty has the potential to act in comedy!"
"Li Haoran is dead, this hatred will last forever, let's repay it with a lifetime!"
"Di Lieba: Li Haoran, don't be naughty with me, that will be the motivation for me to become your wife."
"I'll go, fans of Li Haoran are enough, Fatty is a Uighur girl, she can't marry Li Haoran."
"I'll go, fans of Li Haoran are enough, Fatty is a Uighur girl, she can't marry Li Haoran."
"I don't believe it. Anyway, I believe that lovers will eventually get married. Of course, the lover I'm talking about is Zhao Liying. The first issue also cut me off!"
"..."
This conversation between Fatty and Li Haoran made countless fans who watched the live broadcast burst into laughter.
Fans didn't expect Fatty to have such a side. When he threatened Li Haoran with a smile, he looked like a domineering female president. It was so cool!
Fat Di didn't know that the content of the fans' chat was a bit crooked, the smile on Qiao's face was always bright, and he smiled sweetly and said: "Just because we are friends, so I have to remember it for the rest of my life!"
"I'm dizzy! What a narrow-minded woman!" Li Haoran was speechless, pulled out two silver needles from the needle pouch, and deliberately said viciously: "Come, come, acupuncture."
As soon as Fat Di heard that acupuncture was needed, Fat Di immediately ignored the teasing of Li Haoran, and he also ignored the narrow-minded woman who refuted his sentence. His pretty face was full of worry: "Li Haoran, where do you want acupuncture?"
Li Haoran knew that Fatty was a Uighur girl with a conservative personality, so he didn't joke about it, and said with a smile: "Aren't there black vests under your plaid shirt at the shoulders and neck, just take off the shirt."
"Shh..."
Hearing that there is no need to take off his clothes, Fatty heaved a sigh of relief, his pretty face was full of smiles again, he raised the drip tube on his left hand, blinked his big eyes, and said pitifully: "`Li Haoran, help me take off my clothes. Come on, I can't take it off."
He kissed him a total of fifteen times, his buttocks were kneaded into twists, his mouth was almost crushed, and his vitals were lost one after another. Fatty's guard against Li Haoran fell to the extreme without knowing it.
Fat Di thought it was a natural and common sentence to help, but he didn't know that it directly caused multiplied critical damage to fans who liked her.
In an instant, there were many heartbreaking voices on the land of Shenzhou again, and the voices of baji came and went, broken and broken! !
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The acupuncture process is not eye-catching. Fans have seen the miraculous [Phoenix Spreading Wings Acupuncture], but now watching the silver needles vibrate continuously, without the novelty of the first time, it feels extremely boring.
During the acupuncture process, Li Haoran and Pang Di did not stage the "Golden Sentence (Ma Wang Hao) Birth". In the whole process, apart from the dazzling white of Pang Di's shoulders, which is eye-catching, it is really difficult to arouse the interest of fans.
Time passed slowly, after acupuncture and moxibustion for nearly 10 minutes, Li Haoran pulled out the silver needle on Pang Di's shoulder, and said with a smile: "Acupuncture and moxibustion can speed up the body's absorption of medicine, and it will also force out the stagnant cold poison in the body. Eat enough food, sleep well tonight, and tomorrow you will be able to live and breathe."
Fat Di nodded gratefully, raised his hand to turn off the camera on the bamboo couch, and said in a low voice: "Li Haoran, is the infusion still not finished? Speed up."
"it is good."
Li Haoran nodded, possessing the skill of [Master of Traditional Chinese Medicine], he naturally knew why Fatty did this?
The cold poison is forced out, and it definitely needs a vent, and going to the toilet is undoubtedly the best way. It's 10 minutes, and it's time for Fatty to go to the toilet. .
Chapter 233 It's time to show the real technology (4/10 ask for a reward, ask for a full order)
The water in the infusion bottle ran out quickly, and after Li Haoran gently helped Pang Di pull out the needle, Pang Di impatiently kicked on his shoes, swayed from side to side, and ran to the door of the bedroom like a little panda.
Li Haoran was still holding the infusion bottle in his hand, staring speechlessly at the back of Fatty who had stepped on his shoes backwards, and reminded loudly: "Hey! What are you doing in such a hurry? Press the pinhole for a minute first, or the back of your hand will swell It's like a bear's paw."
"Got it!"
Fat Di, who was staggering and running, gave an OK gesture. Hearing Li Haoran's instructions, he felt sweet in his heart, but couldn't help but muttered in a low voice: "You rambunctious ghost!"
crunch... crunch...
After twisting the handle several times, Fatty found that the door couldn't be opened, turned his head anxiously, and said with a crying voice: "Li Haoran, the door...can't be opened, what should I do?"
"Can't open it? How is it possible?"
Li Haoran quickly put down the infusion equipment and walked over. After twisting a few times, he found that the door was locked with a three-safety lock on the outside, and it couldn't be opened unless a key was used.
His eyes quickly turned to the handle, where there was a trace of the key.
No need to guess, the key must have been taken away by He Jiong and the others. The reason why 120 took the key was not to create a plot where the lonely man and the widow lived in the same room, but because they were afraid that Fat Di would force himself to work.
But... Although their hearts are well-intentioned, this is completely a bad move!
Fatty needs to go to the bathroom!
She needs to go to the bathroom! !
She needs to go to the bathroom! ! !
Important things are emphasized three times.
After twisting it several times without turning it open, and making sure that there is no camera installed at the door, Li Haoran whispered: "Pang Di, are you in a hurry?"
Fat Di's pretty face couldn't help but blushed, knowing that Li Haoran had guessed the reason for her inner urgency, she said in a low voice shyly: "It's not in a hurry, it's okay to last ten, twenty, ten minutes, but we don't know when the second sister and the others will come back ?”
While speaking, Fatty's face was full of tears, and his worries were palpable.
Li Haoran also frowned, thinking about how to open the door.
Generally, when recording a variety show, the celebrity guest will actively forget the existence of the director team when doing anything, so the two of them don't want the director team to help unless it is absolutely necessary. (adfe)
Because once you help, it proves that the recording of this segment failed and it will not be broadcast on the show.
It would be great if they can come up with a solution within 10 minutes. If they can't figure it out, it's not too late to ask the director team for help. After all, they have to work hard.
"Why don't I go out the window, just to show off my martial arts? But the CCTV bully absolutely prevents me from doing this..."
Li Haoran was thinking in his heart, when suddenly there was a baby-like dog barking from under his feet, he looked down and found that it was Little H who was lying on his stomach and squeezing through the door.
The construction style of the Mushroom House is very similar to the secluded small building where masters live in seclusion in martial arts novels. The bedroom door is not flush with the ground, but is more than an inch higher, just enough for little H to crawl in on his stomach.
The construction style of the Mushroom House is very similar to the secluded small building where masters live in seclusion in martial arts novels. The bedroom door is not flush with the ground, but is more than an inch higher, just enough for little H to crawl in on his stomach.
Seeing little H easily crawling into the bedroom, circling around him in a childish voice, wagging his dog's tail, Li Haoran felt blessed, and a plan emerged in his mind.
Picking up the cute little H and gently rubbing its little head, Li Haoran turned to look at Fatty and said, "By the way, Fatty, I remember that there is a bunch of keys hanging on the wooden couch in your bedroom. wrong?"
Fatty thought for a while, nodded, and asked curiously, "What's wrong?"
After confirming that his memory was correct, Li Haoran's eyes lit up, and he asked pleasantly, "Is there a key to this room's door in that bunch of keys?"
At this point, Fatty understood, and his eyes lit up. He squeezed his pointed chin and recalled: "There is a key inserted in each bedroom door, and the remaining two keys are a total of one key for the director team." A string for emergency use, I cleaned the mushroom house inside and out in the morning, and found that there is a key chain in my room, so... it should be it!"
Talking in surprise, Fatty suddenly realized that both of them were in the bedroom. Even if the key to the door of this room was in the bunch of keys, they couldn't reach them.
Thinking of this, Fatty couldn't help but sighed, and planned to endure another 10 minutes, and after 10 minutes, no matter how embarrassing it was, he would ask the director team to open the door.
Li Haoran saw Fatty's worry, held up the cute and stupid little H, and said with a smile: "We definitely won't be able to get the key, but we can let little H get it."
The smokey eyes widened and glanced at Li Haoran, and Fatty pouted, stomping his feet in dissatisfaction: "Li Haoran, can you stop joking at this time?"
"What's the rush, I'm serious."
Li Haoran restrained his smile, his expression was full of seriousness and confidence, he stroked Little H's head and explained: "You think Little H is just an ordinary dog?"
Fatty couldn't help but roll his eyes. He didn't want to talk to Li Haoran at first, but he couldn't bear to ignore him after all, so he said, "Then... Xiao H is still a wolf?"
"What is a wolf? Let me tell you Fatty, Little H is the king of dogs, a rare dog king in a hundred years."
As soon as Li Haoran's swearing words fell, the bullet screen was filled with admiration, and the matter of Little H being the king of dogs once again became the mainstream of discussion.
In fact, the news that Xiao H is the king of dogs spread all over the country as early as yesterday. Before, fans were still a little confused. Now they heard Li Haoran say it with their own ears, and they knew it was true. Dogs really have kings.
Fat Di was directly confused, how could she know what a dog king is? Although the literal meaning is very easy to understand, she still frowned and asked in doubt: "Dog king?"
"King of Dogs, as the name suggests, is the king of dogs. If you find it difficult to understand, just think about my performance among my peers and you will understand how outrageous little H's potential is!"
Li Haoran pointed to himself as a metaphor, and seeing Fatty's pretty face couldn't help smiling, he immediately thought about it, and said depressedly: "Did I lower my grade by saying that?"
Hearing this, the barrage burst into laughter, Fat Di covered his lips and smiled coquettishly: "What do you think?"
Rolling his eyes and shaking his hands, Li Haoran skipped the topic and explained: "Little H is still young and cannot show the majesty of a dog king, but Xiao H's IQ is already very high, so it shouldn't be a problem to let him pick up the key. "
"Wang Wang Wang Wang..."
As if knowing that his master Li Haoran was praising him, Little H called out in a childish voice, rubbing her little head against the back of the master's hand, and everyone who looked at her dependent, intimate, and humiliating appearance was envious.
Fat Di was envious, seeing Xiao H getting so close to Li Haoran, his eyes were full of envy and jealousy, and he couldn't believe it: "Really, can Xiao H really understand?".
Chapter 234 Fatty's little h is mad at him
Li Haoran didn't explain anymore, he put little H on the ground, took out his keys from his pocket, shook little H, pointed at Fatty and said, "Little H, go to this sister's room and find a bunch of keys like this. "
Little H tilted his head very spiritually, and stared straight at Li Haoran with big watery eyes, with a trace of imperceptible confusion, obviously he didn't quite understand what the master was saying.
woof woof woof...
Little H screamed in a milky voice, thinking that the owner was teasing it, and everyone could clearly feel its joy.
After all, it is only over a month old, and the effect of the medicinal diet has just begun to be stimulated. Little H can't directly understand the master~too complicated orders.
Li Haoran was not discouraged, took a deep breath, activated the [Sound Immersive] skill, and ordered again in a very magnetic voice: "Little H, smell this sister, and then go to the innermost room, where she This-place to find this..."
Li Haoran kept shaking the key in his hand, pointed to Fatty next to him, and then pointed to the wooden couch to remind Xiao H, with an expectant expression on his face.
Fat Di was full of persistent bewildered expressions, standing aside and watching Li Haoran get nervous with millions of viewers! !
Li Haoran at this moment is really like a psychopath! !
"Wang Wang Wang Wang..."
Little H, who was lying on the floor, yelled twice again in a childlike voice, turned his tilted head to the right, then turned around and climbed out of the bedroom door under everyone's gaze, and disappeared without a trace in a blink of an eye.
The barrage in the live broadcast room was full of curiosity, Fatty blinked his big eyes in surprise, looked at Li Haoran and asked in surprise: "Did Xiao H run away or did he understand?"
Li Haoran is not sure at this time, Xiao H has just started training, I wonder if he can understand what he said?
If it can, then this wave of coercion will pretend to be in the sky.
Fatty pushed Li Haoran who was imaginary, stomped his feet coquettishly and said, "Why don't you talk?"
"Wang Wang Wang Wang..."
Li Haoran was about to speak, when Xiao H's call came from under his feet again, he didn't care to answer, he squatted down quickly, and looked expectantly at the gap under the door.
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