The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

Chapter 237 Thunderbolt does not pay for life

"Let's eat! Fatty, you should eat more, and the cold will be better soon..."

"Thank you, Second Sister! Second Sister, you can eat too."

"Yeah, I've been looking forward to Mr. Huang's cooking skills for a long time!"

"..."

At this time, it was eight o'clock in the evening. After a day of hard work, the dining table in the mushroom house was filled with delicious dinners.

A crowd of celebrities sat around, gorging themselves on beef ramen that was infinitely close to the original taste, drinking the boiled rotten stewed chicken soup, and eating delicious braised beef. Life should not be too comfortable.

When the eleven stars in the living room were eating, they all looked at CCTV [-] on the TV in front of them, waiting for the upcoming semi-finals of the Women's Football Asian Cup.

In order to show the wonderful atmosphere of being like a family, the H family naturally wanted to watch their 'family' live games as soon as possible.

The interaction between "Longing for Life" and CCTV Sports Channel is undoubtedly very interesting.Watching the sports channel on "Longing for Life" and watching "Longing for Life" on the sports channel, the live broadcast of the two programs makes fans feel very surprised!

"Wang Wang Wang Wang..."

Little H was also squatting on the floor, wagging his dog's tail, staring at the owner on TV with wide-eyed eyes, very curious, 633 said "why can't you smell the owner's smell?" The facial expression has killed countless people.

With the highlight performance of Little H today, the camera has been giving it enough close-ups. Its series of stupid expressions melted everyone present, and also melted all the audience watching the live broadcast, contributing countless emoticons.

Soon, amidst the admiration of fans, the live broadcast of Central Five began...

"Fuck me with green onions, a gay doctor beat him to death impulsively, you have to use dick lotion, you can't be poor in Shandong..."

Experts will know if there is one as soon as they make a move. When Li Chunji yelled out this opening line in the way of teacher Tengger singing in a shocking tone of weeping ghosts and gods, a barrage in the live broadcast room of "Longing for Life" Instant burst.

After the initial sluggishness, the fans burst out laughing. Li Chunji's method of broadcasting that shocked the three armies brought them an unparalleled sense of astonishment and successfully attracted their attention.

Although they had vaguely heard about the hosting style of the hostess Chao Moss before, it was the first time for ordinary people in Huaxia to witness this rumored mode of hosting with their own eyes.

Without any suspense, everyone was shocked by this extremely sharp way of the anchor, and was frightened by the momentum of kneeling at the mouth!

Especially seeing Li Haoran's 'stunned' expression on the other side of the screen, everyone went crazy with joy, and those with low laughs felt their stomach hurt from laughing, and the capitalized 6666 on the bullet screen kept being presented.

Indispensably, there is also the extremely turbulent Chinese translation of the fans, which makes people speechless! ! !

Mushroom House in Heling Village, when Li Chunji broadcast this episode with a sonorous and forceful voice, all the stars saw Li Haoran's handsome and handsome expression froze immediately, their cheeks twitched involuntarily, and their eyes rolled their eyes vaguely He squinted at his peers, his shock was beyond words.

"Hahahahaha..."

"I'm dying of laughter, Haoran's expression is so funny, it's like seeing a ghost!"

"..."

Everyone in the mushroom house suddenly burst into laughter. Everyone was familiar with Li Haoran's wisdom beads in his hands, familiar with Li Haoran's ease of use, and familiar with Li Haoran's ability to hang everything. At this moment, Li Haoran's expression is too funny in the eyes of all the stars. It is not enough to not laugh out loud. to release emotions.

Fatty is the most familiar with Li Haoran, seeing this, he immediately spit out the Wen Baikai that he just drank, his face was full of embarrassment, and he wiped it in a hurry. Lying on the floor laughing.

"Hehehe...I'm dying of laughter, apart from last night's "Seeing", Li Haoran doesn't have a passing show!"

"Hehehe...I'm dying of laughter, apart from last night's "Seeing", Li Haoran doesn't have a passing show!"

Fat Di's words have won the approval of many fans, but Li Haoran really wants to be serious this time, but he is also very helpless when the 'partner (adae)' around him is so drifting!

In fact, Li Chunji's hosting method is not too funny strictly speaking, but the first impression of this country to the common people is that it is mysterious, and it is the epitome of China in the 60s.

And if China Central Television gives people a sense of prudence, then this country is neurotic and dead serious. Listening to the sports broadcasts of their country hosts always makes people feel like they are dreaming back to the 70s and [-]s.

At that time, the Huaxia host's broadcast method was actually the same tone. The voice was long and high, and it had to be as powerful as a rainbow, and it had to be powerful.

Li Chunji's way of broadcasting made the common people laugh uncontrollably, and she continued her news broadcasting like a rainbow, sweeping thousands of troops...

"Hatsune Yi Onion shot Zhang Genshuo to death, [-] won't be taken off, [-] is almost the same, he slapped me with a green onion, a gay doctor shot him to death impulsively, hey! Smecta!!"

Another classic divine translation, floating across the live broadcast room in red font, the fans in the live broadcast room laughed so hard, and the barrage also appeared frequently with various jokes that made people laugh, making everyone laugh Laughing from ear to ear.

"I'm Zhang Genshuo, what should I do if I'm panicked now?"

"Fluid for washing ratio 23333"

"I'm Hatsune, I've already called the police, I only love Li Haoran, I don't love Zhang Genshuo."

"Probiotics have alarmed 6666666"

"Fuck me with onions (shy...)"

"Booming in a trance..."

The barrage was boiling, and the fans almost died laughing.

And after Li Chunji finished broadcasting the broadcast in a cadenced and outrageous manner, this Obasan finally paused for a breath, which also relieved the audience.

Before the fans could post a barrage to express their shocking emotions, Li Chunji continued to broadcast the report with the voice of Megatron and imperialism: "Ladies! Yi Zhongtian Guitou also cut a piece, Smecta, Guangdong You're dead, Smecta!"

"Pfft! I'm reading Yi Zhongtian's History of China..."

"Sounds so tiring! Why are you talking so hard?"

"Laugh out your abs 23333"

"I'm Yi Zhongtian, I've already called the police, how can I cut a piece of my head!!"

"..."

Li Haoran suppressed the stunned expression. He didn't know the clamor of the netizens, but he knew that if he continued like this, he would be instantly killed by his peers. This momentum simply turned his well-regulated opening remarks into scum.

Need to think of a strategy...

Continue to skin?

No, Director Cui gave the order! .

Chapter 238 The Heaven-Defying Football Commentary

"Although Li Chunji's anchor method is very shocking, it has to be said that it is inexplicably eye-catching and makes people want to laugh."

"That's right! How can people who come out of the system be incompetent? Li Chunji is the host of Chaomo's national team and a veteran host. Who has seen such an imposing anchor style?"

"Li Haoran is also a member of the national team, but his limelight has been taken away by this great boy. This Obasan's temper is too strong, and his voice is so frightening~ people."

"Don't worry upstairs, Li Haoran is a patriotic and upright boy. I believe he will be able to fight back. How could he tolerate sticks bullying him?"

"That's right, Li Haoran's basic host skills are no worse than Obasan's."

"If the QB can be used as a reward for the Chaomo exam, then this country will become rich and strong immediately."

"**"

"I am very assured of Haoran. Once he knows where he is going, the whole world will make way for him."

"True fan! My words are very good!"

"..."

There was a lot of discussion in the live broadcast room. In fact, not only Li Haoran clearly felt that he was crushed and defeated by Li Chunji's imposing anchor style, but also the fans who watched the live broadcast felt it.

After laughing for a while, the laughter in the live broadcast room gradually subsided, Li Haoran's loyal fans began to worry about their idol, and the cheering barrage once again dominated the screen.

Although Li Chunji's broadcast method made them smile, but in their hearts, they still firmly support their idols. As Chinese people, how could they like Bangzi?

Now that the Internet is so developed, the common people's eyes are discerning, and they know that all the neighbors except Ba Tie are vicious dogs and white-eyed wolves, especially Yue Monkey and Chao Bangzi, who are extremely white-eyed wolves.

Hundreds of thousands of volunteers buried their bones in other lands, shed blood and drifted away, and finally became a useless burden in the neighbor's textbooks, which would only waste food.

The mausoleums of the volunteers are also covered with thorns, and the mausoleums have been invaded at will, without the slightest respect from heroes and benefactors, and some are only envious and jealous from the bottom of their hearts.

Such neighbors who are all dead are not worthy of sympathy, let alone support them!

"Li Haoran, you have to work hard!"

The fans enthusiastically supported, and Fatty, who was far away in Heling Village, also secretly clenched his fists, frowning together to cheer for the good CP, and couldn't help but worry.

As Li Chunji's voice became brighter, the live football broadcast was like a military exercise, causing the barrage to boil and making Mushroom House burst into laughter.

He Jiong's eyes were bright, and he commented: "Li Chunji has a certain level, and her style is very similar to our country's predecessors in the 70s and [-]s. The reason why it is funny is because of the excellent translation of netizens, and this sense of astonishment. As long as the strangeness passes , Haoran will take the initiative again."

The worried Fatty immediately nodded like a chicken pecking rice, and said with a fist: "I believe Li Haoran will definitely be able to fight back..."

Before the words fell, the women's football team warmed up seriously in the camera of Yangwu, and the camera gave a long close-up of the women's football captain, Li Xiufu, who was 37 years old.

Before the words fell, the women's football team warmed up seriously in the camera of Yangwu, and the camera gave a long close-up of the women's football captain, Li Xiufu, who was 37 years old.

90.00% of the [-]:[-] audience didn't know this women's football player wearing the captain's armband. Li Haoran's extremely magnetic introduction sounded slowly.

"Don't urge the years, I won't push back what should come; don't urge the years, you still have to chase after the farewell. When you have to say goodbye, the moment of saying goodbye is like the time of flowing water, who can resist it, Who can sigh, Naihe!"

When Li Haoran used the [Sound Immersive] skill to say this copy with great affection, all the audience watching the live broadcast couldn't help but hold their breath, feeling that this passage had a sense of imagery.

The extremely magnetic voice continued, and the wonderful VCR highlights of Li Xiufu edited by Yangwu began to play, and the fans were excited to see the footage of her career goals.

Li Haoran continued to talk affectionately...

"The captain of the Huaxia team in this Women's Asian Cup, Li Xiufu is a well-deserved big sister. Compared with the mainstream national team's technical flow, her style is simple and unpretentious. She relies on active running and strong confrontation to carry out oppressive defense. Fatty Ma, Li Xiufu's characteristic is toughness."

"In the opening game of the Women's World Cup that ended last year, China 4-0 Norway, facing the strong Viking female pirates, Li Xiufu sat in the midfield and faced it easily."

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"She is the brain of the Chinese women's football team, and her status in the Chinese women's football team and even in the international women's football world is no less than that of the Sun Girl, Rivaldo of the Chinese women's football team."

"Except for the command of dispatching the midfield, and the long-range shooting that is included in the textbook, China's most lethal midfielder, China's most perfect No. 10, there is no need to say more about her."

"She is a genius, but God is jealous of talent; she falls down repeatedly, but she never gives up; she has a weak knee and a strong heart. She said that she will not fall easily, because she is ours Rivaldo."

"17 years, how many 17 years can there be in life, life is like a ruthless carving knife, changing your appearance, changing the years, changing the rivers and lakes, changing immortality, changing sadness, changing the past, changing time ..."

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"What hasn't changed is the eternal cry of the fans: If there is only one Ronaldo in the world, then there is only one Li Xiufu in the world!"

"When the five-star red flag is added again and again, you have already packed your bags and are ready to let go of that glory. What is left is 17 years of glorious years side by side and the fading away of youth."

"At the age of 37, I once again stood shoulder to shoulder with the young Chinese women's football players on the green field, said my final farewell on the land of the motherland, and performed an unknown farewell performance."

"Goodbye Captain, goodbye God of Fortune! The world is out of my generation, and it's been a long time since I entered the rivers and lakes. Wang Tubaye is talking and laughing, and the world is drunk."

After a pause, Li Haoran said loudly in a voice almost roaring: "We... give you a glorious curtain call ceremony, we, thank you for your contributions to the country over the years!"