The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

After the conclusion was finished, the audience roared with laughter. Needless to say, the bullet screens were filled with praises one after another. The fans looked forward to Li Haoran's "Tucao Conference" even more.

When the laughter subsided a little, Li Haoran looked at his girlfriend Zhao Liying with deep eyes, which immediately made the sweet smiling Ying Bao embarrassed. Who would have thought that this bastard would actually dare to complain about her?

Facing Zhao Liying's seemingly sweet smile, but actually murderous eyes, Li Haoran bit the bullet and said: "Then, I will continue to die on 5.5, oh, no, how about we complain about Zhao Liying again?"

"Zhao Liying's anger gauge has reached 26%, please continue to work hard..."

"Zhao Liying's anger gauge has reached 36%, please continue to work hard..."

"Zhao Liying's anger gauge has reached 46%, please continue to work hard..."

"..."

Damn it, Yaoshou!This is not a complaint yet!Just mentioning the name Yingbao's anger soared to this level!

Li Haoran was dumbfounded, and suddenly felt like he was trying to die. For the mission, it was worth offending the jealous Ying Bao, but why are you girls so different?Can you still let me complete the task happily! .

Chapter 364 Ying Bao with an Anger Value of 90

It has to be said that the personalities of these female stars are very different, and the structure of the brain nerves is seriously different, and each of them is a fighter among the wonderful.

Yang Mi was terribly calm, no matter how much she scolded, she couldn't stir up her real anger, and she was stuck at 60, which made Li Haoran anxious to death.

Zhao Liying was terribly glass-hearted, just mentioning her name, the anger value was infinitely close to 50%, which made Li Haoran both worried and happy.

Worried about not knowing what is waiting for you is a man pushing a cart?Or is it some other horrible punishment? ?

The good news is that Zhao Liying's [-]/[-] task seems to be easy to complete, at least she doesn't have to be as desperate as before!

"It seems that Yingbao's anger gauge can reach 70% with just a little rant, so just rant and complete the task, or the image of diabetes insipidus will be lost!"

Thinking this way anxiously in his heart, Li Haoran said: "Surprise along the way, which was released on January 1th this year, is undoubtedly another film with a bad plot, lines, characters, performances, rhythm, editing, and direction. Chinese-language movies."

"Zhao Liying's anger gauge has reached 62%, please continue to work hard..."

Li Haoran's expression froze just after commenting on 19, 62 percent, almost finished the task at 8 o'clock, and the system's notification sound made him fully realize how serious Yingbao's glass heart is!

"Girl Yingbao is not happy after offending Ying Bao. If the final task is not completed, wouldn't it mean that she will lose money by stealing chickens? Forget it, at worst, accepting the punishment of a man pushing a cart is better than suffering from diabetes insipidus!!"

After making up his mind, Li Haoran continued to complain: "This movie is simple: it sells directors of second-tier groups, tasteless jokes, and the faces of a bunch of celebrities. There is no difference between "Surprise All the Way" and "Chinese New Year". Half a dime relationship, the whole story is either boring and clichéd, or made up."

"The love scenes are not convincing at all. After watching it, people feel that they are not in love at all, but in acting. The plot is full of deliberation and far-fetched, and Zhao Liying's flaws in acting are also doubled in front of the audience."

"Hahahahaha..."

"Oooooooooo..."

After Li Haoran finished speaking, the audience burst into laughter. The main character, Zhao Liying, smiled and puffed her cheeks and laughed at herself, showing the true qualities of an elegant lady, and the idol fans praised the goddess for her self-cultivation.

Just listening to the system notification sound that the anger gauge was about to approach 70, Li Haoran knew that this girl was burning in her heart, so she could only plan to go home and coax her.

"Zhao Liying's other film "Gongsuo Chenxiang", the director does not seem to regard the film as a work of art with internal logic, but as a plasticine that can be kneaded at will, and can be kneaded into whatever he wants .”

"I don't care about whether the things I make are ugly or not. It seems that I have done my duty to the audience by taking pictures of such beautiful lakes and mountains and finding such good-looking actresses."

"It's just that I'm still somewhat puzzled. If we really just want to see beautiful scenery and beauties, why do we have to go all the way to the cinema to watch your movies? Can't we just buy a wall calendar?"

"Hahahahaha... Li Haoran is gone forever on the road to death."

"It's okay to buy a wall calendar, hahaha, then I turn on CCTV to watch Li Hong, can't I?"

"Cultural people are different, this rant is sharp!"

"Cultural people are different, this rant is sharp!"

"Let me laugh for a while..."

"That's right, if you buy a cheap and good quality wall calendar, you can read it every day."

"Li Haoran is a ruthless person! He only picks on actresses to make complaints about."

"Guo Xiaosi is not an actress! Oh! I understand!!"

"..."

The deep eyes and Zhao Liying's smiling eyes met, Li Haoran did not stop his performance, and continued to add fuel to the fire: "Looking at it from another angle, the movie "Gongsuo Chenxiang" is so mediocre even if it doesn't even rot. Quite tragic!"

"For this film that has made fatal mistakes in various elements, it is meaningless to try to seriously discuss the pros and cons of the film itself. The only thing that makes me curious is how the film "Gong Suo Chen Xiang" To mess up all these things so comprehensively and scare people all the way?"

"I made up a couplet for this movie: Gao Fushuai pretends to be short and poor and counterattacks Gao Fushuai. Bai Fumei is doomed to be fat and round. Banner: This is fate."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

All the viewers who watched the live broadcast were bursting with laughter. It was really hard to bear the feeling that Li Haoran read it in CCTV's solemn tone.

And the moment Li Haoran finished speaking, a system notification sounded in his ears: "Congratulations to the host, Zhao Liying's anger gauge has reached 90%, and the mission is a quarter completed. Please continue to work hard..."

After listening to the system prompt, Li Haoran almost fell to his knees. In just a few words, he has 90% of his anger. How glassy are you, Ying Bao?

"I'm sorry, I'm a little crazy!!"

Not daring to continue teasing Ying Bao who was already so angry, Li Haoran immediately changed the topic after a rare apology, and began to complain in other directions.

"With the rapid growth of China's film market in recent years, the number of screens has increased dramatically, which has brought about a blowout of China's film box office."

"In such an era of luxury and wealth, compared with the rampant situation of copycat movies in the Chinese film market in the past few years, it may be because of the overall improvement of the market that some copycat movies have begun to change their appearance and disguise themselves as Chinese-style movies. | piece."

"In the current film market, with various abnormal measures, it can actually be made into a prestigious existence."

"However, just like the copycat movies of the past few years, on the one hand, the scope of these Chinese-style blockbusters is very monotonous and boring, and they are almost all concentrated in the scope of ancient costume urban themes. On the other hand, they are breaking the bottom line of art and business. It also has a variety of tricks, and has repeatedly created new records that have left our audience stunned."

"The common point between these Chinese-style blockbusters and the copycat movies of the year is that they all ignore the most essential artistic characteristics of film creation, and try to take advantage of the market boom to make a quick buck and then turn around and run away."

"The biggest difference between the current Chinese blockbusters and the copycat movies of the past is that the small and medium-sized private production companies with a small number of people in those days were actually forced to choose the path of copycatization in an industrial environment with scarce resources. Because these small companies lack capital, personnel and market capabilities, they can only snatch the cake crumbs in the market gap."

"However, some of the current blockbuster films can be said to have entered the market in a premeditated and organized manner, drying up marshes, burning forests and hunting.".

Chapter 365 Tucao Fan Cunningham (5/7 for full order, please reward)

"There is a way of making complaints about "Common Concern", but buying a wall calendar exposed Li Haoran's dirty experience!"

"It may be said that Li Haoran's complaints are very out of CCTV's standards, but it actually has the unique temperament of CCTV. Even intentionally or unintentionally, he is also ridiculing this temperament."

"It's nonsense, but this copywriting is really wonderful."

"Li Haoran's complaints are very CCTV, but it doesn't have the red and professional sense of distance in the past. Instead, it looks kind and down-to-earth."

"Hahahaha, so ruthless! As expected of the person I like, she is indeed very powerful!"

"Sharp complaints, laughing stomachaches, especially those who scolded Zhao Liying: Tall, rich and handsome, pretending to be short and poor, counterattacking tall, rich and handsome, Bai Fumei is destined to be fat and round."

"This kind of literary complaints are played by Li Haoran with a sense of ghostly sight, and he can compose a poem anytime and anywhere."

"I think the main attractive feature of Li Haoran's film reviews is accuracy. It always hits the nail on the head, grabs what the audience wants to complain about, and knows what the audience is thinking."

"Pi is very happy now."

"..."

"The 10th Screening Room", which has been off the air for three years in this life, also has complaints, but the sharpness of the complaints cannot be seen among the praises all over the article. It is not as shocking as Li Haoran used the Golden Rooster and Hundred Flowers as a complaint conference.

Listening to the scumbag movies that I wanted to scold in the past but had no choice but to be rubbed on the ground by the CCTV bully over and over again, although there is not a single swear word in the whole episode, the excitement is still not diminished.

In particular, the CCTV broadcast voice coupled with sharp comments is a masterpiece, which perfectly interprets what is serious and funny, as if listening to Siri telling jokes to yourself, the light of wisdom is shining in the stupidity.

The fans are super excited. All the film critics in this world criticize bad movies. If you don’t give a red envelope, it’s really hard to give a merciless evaluation, but occasionally you’re afraid of complaining too much and offending the future patron’s father.

At this moment, the advantages of CCTV are unquestionably obvious, daring to scold and insult, just as Li Haoran himself said, in front of CCTV, no matter how old you are, if the film is bad, you will be beaten at attention, and Jackie Chan will not let it go.

However, looking at the directors, screenwriters, and celebrities who looked like dogs in the audience with rippling smiles, the fans who watched the live broadcast felt chilled.

Aren't you ashamed of how despicable the lower limit of the entertainment circle is? Don't you reflect on why you still have a smile on your face?

At this moment, fans really don't know whether Li Haoran's film criticism is too advanced, or is it because Chinese film practitioners are not afraid of boiling water?

Fans lamented that they were not born at the right time, that they were not born at the time when Chinese movies were on the rise. At this time, they could only experience all kinds of chaos and monsters in Chinese movies.

No matter how lively the barrage was, no matter how loud the applause was, no matter how murderous Zhao Liying's eyes were, Li Haoran never stopped his performance, and CCTV's full-bodied and serious connection with the third target - Fan Yu.

No matter how lively the barrage was, no matter how loud the applause was, no matter how murderous Zhao Liying's eyes were, Li Haoran never stopped his performance, and CCTV's full-bodied and serious connection with the third target - Fan Yu.

For this famous Fan Ye, Li Haoran wanted to complain for a long time!

In his previous life, Li Haoran didn't really have any feelings for Fan Gongqiang. He was a young man in 94, and he didn't like Yu Jie very much.

Besides, Fan Yulong had a lot of right and wrong in the past, so she didn't like to see her very much.

However, ever since she was surprised by the red carpet of the dragon robe, she has been very optimistic about her. As more and more attention has been paid to her, she gradually discovered that almost all the news about her were negative, and even her hard work was also ignored. scold.

Why?Who is blackmailing her?

Li Haoran didn't have the slightest desire to know about these things. With the high-profile engagement of Fan Yuqiang and Li Sheng in his previous life, and his show of affection was no worse than that of Huang Jiaozhu and Despicable, he didn't want to pay attention to her news.

Today I didn't want to complain about Fan Yan, but the system has a task, so he will complain!

Of course, Li Haoran was just complaining about Fan's acting skills.On this point, he dares to assert that Fan Ye, who debuted in the 20s and has been in the entertainment industry for more than [-] years, and has taken countless movies and TV series, his acting skills are still so bad that he can't complain.

Taking a step forward, I saw all the highlights of this year's shortlisted movies began to play on the big screen, and Li Haoran's magnetic and pleasant voice was narrating.

"Whether it is a copycat movie or a Chinese-style blockbuster |, because their starting point is to maximize their profits, they all have certain characteristics, such as extreme disregard for originality, extreme disregard for script quality, excessive reliance on movie stars, and Cut corners in all production links.‖.”

"The products produced in such a context, especially film products, because of their appalling shoddy, they don't even have the most basic consumer attributes."

".¨These Chinese blockbusters are so arrogant that they don't bother to hide their stupidity. However, they are able to rely on the ability to control the theater terminal to repeatedly achieve box office success that should not belong to them in the market. .”

When Li Haoran commented here, the entire awards ceremony was silent because of his too sharp words, and everyone was shocked by Li Haoran's audacity.

This paragraph is no longer aimed at a certain person, but an attack on the entire film industry practitioners. It is simply too unscrupulous and crazy!

But when they remembered that the backer behind this guy was the CCTV bully, who was like a giant to everyone, they realized it again!

What's more, what Li Haoran said was completely reasonable, he just said on the scene what no one dared to say before.

His evaluation is very fair (Qianma Zhao), and his evaluation is very correct, not exaggerated, nor made up!

The film practitioners smiled awkwardly, while the fans laughed happily. Li Haoran let them truly see the art of swearing by cultural people. Even the complaints have such a thought-provoking literary quality. The wording of the sentence is high-level, and the overall desire is suppressed first, which is admirable.

The admirable performance continued, and after a pause, Li Haoran looked at Fan Kuang, and said magnetically: "If there is a film, the story is absurd, the plot is far-fetched, the performance is unsightly, and the scenes are perfunctory copycats. The jokes are vulgar and boring, the style is vulgar, the feelings are deliberately incited, the three views are extremely unrighteous, and the purpose is purely to make money, but only a few big stars who are famous all over the country can easily With a box office of 4 million, do you believe that there will be such a film in the Chinese film industry and even the world film industry?".