The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

Waving lazily, Li Haoran lay down on the table and continued to make concave shapes.

Sighing for a while, he said worryingly: "Xie Tingfeng can accept Wang Fei who gave birth to two men, but he cannot accept Zhang Bozhi who gave birth to him two children... Sigh! My creativity!"

The three women looked at each other, and they all heard Li Haoran's displeasure about this matter, especially Feng Feilian's dissatisfaction, and immediately felt a sense of confidant.

The fat girl gave a thumbs up, nodded and said, "That's right, 45-year-old Wang Fei is drunk when he calls Xie Xian's 28-year-old girlfriend Mother-in-law!"

Sighing, Li Haoran paused, and complained helplessly: "Ugh! You-re-venomous! Why are you so vicious? Why bother?"

The fat girl was so choked that she couldn't speak, and the thin girl teased, "It seems like you're not poisonous?"

Rolling his eyes, Li Haoran sat up, stared at the three women and asked, "A question to you guys?"

"Say?"

"Say?"

The three women hurriedly pulled the chairs and sat down, holding their faces in both hands, and the male editors who looked at them with nympho expressions vomited three liters of blood.

People are more than people, so mad! ! !

Li Haoran didn't notice the gloomy expressions of the male editors, and asked: "In 2000, when the first public relationship was made, Wang Fei was 31 years old and Xie Tingfeng was 20 years old. Wang Fei's age was 1.55 times that of Xie Tingfeng. In 2014, now The two reunited, Wang Fei is 45 years old, Xie Tingfeng is 34 years old, Wang Fei's age is 1.32 times that of Xie Tingfeng."

Hearing this weird math problem, the three girls were immediately stunned, all African-faced, and complained in their hearts: We are all liberal arts students, why are you talking about math?

Li Haoran continued: "Find the time series convergence function, convergence domain and convergence radius of the age multiples of the two people and the Gregorian calendar year."

"what!!"

"What? What? Didn't hear you?"

The three women were dumbfounded, expressing that they didn't understand!

What the hell is a convergence function?

What is the radius of convergence?

The girls hadn't recovered from the shocking words, so Li Haoran asked a second question, "Also, this incident has left a huge psychological shadow on Zhang Bozhi and Li Yapeng, please ask how much is the shadow area ?”

"You are paralyzed!"

The three girls rolled their eyes, and Li Haoran said with a smile: "If you use an excavator to fill the shadow area, then, may I ask, which one has the best excavator technology?"

"Shandong Zibo...Looking for-Lan-Xiang?" The fat girl answered casually.

"Hmm... Congratulations, fat girl, 570 is the right answer."

"Li Haoran is muddy!"

"Li Haoran, can you be more serious, we are very sincere."

Knowing that they were tricked by this guy, the three girls took advantage of the opportunity of 'hammering' him to take advantage of him for a while, which made all the male editors feel ashamed to watch it again—heartbroken!

After knocking out six salty-pig-hands, Li Haoran rolled his eyes and said: "Since that woman Xu Qing lied to my idea, I no longer believe in the sincerity of women!"

"Xu Qing really fell in love with you?"

"He's lying, he has given up drinking, how could he be stunned!"

"..."

After chatting with three mediocre but unflattering editorial girls, Li Haoran was inspired, and after liking it, he wrote an eloquent post about his feelings.

Me: Why am I always single?

Cupid: I've arranged for you dozens of times, and you just don't appreciate it.

me: what?When did you arrange it for me?

Cupid: Do you still remember someone shooting arrows after you all the time?That person was actually me.

me: what?You are the one who hunted me down for 20 years?

Cupid: No way!I have been unable to shoot for so long, and I have changed equipment many times. You see, in order to improve the success rate, I have also prepared the latest version of Cupid's Spear. Do you want to try it now?

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Chapter 411 You Can't Indulge With These Girls (2/7 For Full Order, For Reward)

As soon as Li Haoran posted a text on Weibo, Di Lieba @ him, deliberately smashed the scene and said: "What the hell are you talking about? Have you been hunted down by Cupid since you were born? Do you think you are from "Terminator" Connor?"

"Uh!"

Seeing this text with the smell of 'old vinegar', Li Haoran, who coded the words, was sweating all over his face, and said helplessly: "Pang Di is jealous? I really can't afford to be hurt if there are more women!"

Helplessness is helplessness, Li Haoran is mentally prepared for this.

Can't blame Fatty for being jealous, any woman would be jealous in this situation.

Changing places, think from Fatty’s point of view: Such a romantic MV for spreading dog food, such a good-sounding classic "One Million Possibilities", Li Haoran actually gave it to Feng Feilian, who has nothing to do with it, and completely forgot about her How can this good CP not be angry?

Li Haoran didn't know, not only Fatty, who was mentally prepared, was jealous, but Yang Mi and Tong Liya were also angry.I feel that they have been neglected, and I feel that they are super suitable for the heroine in the MV, ten thousand times more suitable than Wang Fei.

Not to mention Yang Mi, who has always been ignored by Li Haoran, typically has nowhere to vent his anger, and can only sulk himself, staring at Li Haoran's picture and gesturing with the Six Meridians Excalibur.

Yang Mi can not talk about it, but the other heroine Tong Liya has to say it.

This girl vomited blood depressed after seeing the "Surrender" MV. Li Haoran had already confessed to her, although she "sternly" refused, but are you so blind and don't know the truth of stalking?

If there is such a classic MV, if you don’t come up with it and continue to pursue it persistently, you will stop talking, make no phone calls, and never send text messages. Li Haoran, are you stupid?

The more she thought about it, the more resentful she became. Tong Liya, who couldn't help herself, followed @Pang Di's comment: "Don't be surprised, Fat Di, he's always fanciful and confident!"

Seeing Tong Liya's actions, Yang Mi frowned slightly while typing @ and said, "Li Haoran, are you saying this: life is great, death is just a matter of words~ˇ?"

Dili Reba @彻丽娅@杨米 said: "The two sisters are so right. I think Li Haoran did it on purpose to write about such a disgusting single person who is super dog food."

"Whoever I provoked, I am the victim, okay?"

After reading the Weibo interaction of the three women, Li Haoran felt resentful while not knowing whether to laugh or cry, and sighed: "This jealousy is so jealous, how can you show your affection in the future?"

Li Haoran understood that in the eyes of these women, when they love him, he is a beauty; when they hate him, he is a zombie.

No, it should be Pan An, Xi Shi will become a bitch!

"These stinky bitches can't be used to it. It's okay if they don't know how to feel sorry for me. They are jealous. They are all in need of cleaning up. They will be good after cleaning up like Yingbao. It seems that you don't know my Erjiu. You are really rebellious. God..."

Slandering in his heart, Li Haoran rolled his eyes and posted @: "Oh! Netizens, they always tell me not to keep silent like a spittoon, but to imitate the great toilet and dare to stir up my own splash. So...you guys These three stinky girls, the traffic in my place basically depends on walking, the communication basically depends on roaring, the heating basically depends on shaking, the law and order basically depends on dogs, you despise me? Are you as poor as my family?"

Li Haoran is floating again, daring to challenge the authority of supremacy of women's rights, a section of God's reply that is wrong with the horse's mouth successfully made netizens laugh, and received countless praises for a while.

Of course, he also successfully blasted the three women with the word "stinky bitch", personally explaining how sacred and inviolable a man's dignity is.

Although netizens always feel that he is interpreting the inspirational quote - if you don't die, you won't die!

"I'm furious!!"

"I'm furious!!"

Tong Liya and Yang Mi were furious, but because of their identities, it was not easy to post on Weibo again, so they could only sulking with gritted teeth.

Fatty, who was accompanying her grandma in a hospital in Urumqi City, did not have such concerns. She is Li Haoran's recognized program CP, and it is still generous to condemn her.

So Fat Dilian read God's reply twice, and hated @李浩然 and said: "Li Haoran, are you looking for smoke?"

Now that he has talked about it, Li Haoran, who is not afraid of boiling water, continued to say: "Smoking is an art of life; looking for vaping is an attitude to life."

"hiss!"

Fat Di was almost 'pissed off', gnashing his teeth @李浩然: "Your final injury in the next episode will depend on how itchy your skin is."

Very good, Fatty already knows how to moisten things and promote the program silently! !

Li Haoran, who insisted that Qingshan would not let go, continued his efforts, @迪利热巴 said: "Pang Di, you are not good, you always pick on me, I work fast and say I love to show off; work slowly and say I am too lazy ; If I am not working fast or slow, I will say that I am not active. Netizens, if I die, please give me a sister."

Faced with such a shameless CP, Fat Di retreated directly, thinking about how to punish Li Haoran in the show, thinking about her, he became worried again, with a sad face!

Fat Di suddenly recalled that every time she thought about 'revenging' Li Haoran, she must be the one who suffered in the end, and now her whole body has been lost, is this swollen?

".¨This is defeat!"

Li Haoran, who was waiting for the "war", felt very bored, pouted his lips and used his brain power again, and wrote the eloquent mood he described before.

@许玉@谢庭峰@王非

A thick and large unknown object fell from the sky. Looking at this unknown object that fell from the sky, I instinctively felt a huge sense of fear.

I was so clear-headed in my heart, my reason told me that Cupid thought it was fake, how could a dead house like me have a girlfriend?

This must be the conspiracy of (Made Zhao) God of Reaper, he is a liar, and he specially disguised himself as God of Love to assassinate me.

Fortunately, I was witty, and I dodged in time with the hand speed and dodge I had practiced for so many years.

Because of the extremely fast speed of the terrifying spear that fell from the sky, it plunged into the sea with a strange red flame and tail smoke when it rubbed against the air.

Pfft, a man who looked like the one in the video was unfortunately caught. He struggled in pain and swam to the shore, probably because he wanted to go to the hospital.

I was afraid for a while, it was indeed a scam, and I escaped the pursuit of death again!

After the fear, I don't know why?My f*cking heart was completely calm, and I even wanted to laugh a little.

I didn't regret it until I saw this video.

It turns out that this stick really can't kill anyone, and that unlucky bastard in the sea actually found true love, I'll go! ! .

Chapter 412 Treating You With Long Hair To Your Waist (3/7 For Full Order, For Reward)

"...I'm asshole to you! You're so cowardly, I'm a policeman!"

In a certain villa in Shanghai, Xie Tingfeng, who was watching his mobile phone while hugging Wang Fei, turned pale, and blurted out classic Cantonese curses, feeling extremely speechless.

Co-author In Li Haoran's eyes, he was "unlucky" to find true love?

Do you know our undying love?

This dog killed the screenwriter, the beautiful and romantic atmosphere is gone!

No wonder Xie Tingfeng was so depressed. If other screenwriters made a long speech with ten thousand words, even one hundred thousand words, it would definitely not have much influence in the end.

But Li Haoran is not an ordinary screenwriter, he is a super fried chicken, he is so popular, and his current popularity in the mainland is much higher than that of the heavenly king.