The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

With a sweet smile, Song Zuer continued her story, patted the table, and praised herself: "So I had an idea and ran away. When I just ran to our classroom, I heard a scream , I peeked out the window, and the teacher threw that bastard on the ground, what kind of broom, mop, bucket, all flew up, that was horrible!"

"real or fake?"

Li Haoran was sweating, deeply blaming himself for his actions.

He deceived the male compatriots all over the country. How could this be a cute, gentle and considerate little sweet, this is simply a little devil!

"Of course it's true!"

Song Zu'er didn't notice Li Haoran's expression, and said with a smile, "Giggle, that bastard keeps saying it's not me, it's not me."

"The teacher said it wasn't you or someone else, and you were the only one outside. I hate sophistry people the most, and they started talking again. My stomach hurts from laughing in the classroom!"

After sharing his favorite work with his idol, Song Zu'er grinned happily and foolishly.

In the shimmering light, in the crescent eyebrows fading into the temples, in the clear water dripping eyes, the beauty is thrilling.

In the shimmering light, in the crescent eyebrows fading into the temples, in the clear water dripping eyes, the beauty is thrilling.

It's really hard for Li Haoran to imagine how beautiful this chick will be when she grows up?

With her innate conditions, if she can always stick to the bottom line and don't do things that destroy her reputation, I believe that with the passage of time, it will be more than enough to become popular with Fan Yuxi and the others.

Seeing Li Haoran smiling and not speaking, Song Zu'er tilted his head and asked, "Brother Haoran, did you do anything fun while you were studying?"

"Yes, I have!"

"Say something!"

"Ok?"

Li Haoran took a sip of his tea, thought about it, and quickly said: "Because I can write well in handwriting and articles. When I was in the city, every time I took an exam, the invigilator always liked to stand next to me and watch me write the paper. I couldn't bear it." He stood in front of me again, and then I pretended to write on the draft paper, and he leaned over to look at it, and I wrote stroke by stroke: Look...you...sister..."

"Giggle..."

Song Zuer was overjoyed, he leaned back and forth with a smile, covered his mouth and squinted his eyes, and said with a coquettish smile, "It's a lie! I don't believe it."

"Really, there is another interesting thing, do you want to hear it?"

"Mmmmmmm!"

Song Zu'er nodded his head in a hurry, his big eyes were shining, full of anticipation, he liked the warm feeling of chatting with brother Haoran very much.

"If you have watched my "People Column" documentary, you will know that when I was in junior high school, my academic performance was very poor, and I was the bully of the school."

Song Zuer nodded, and Li Haoran smiled and continued: "There was a mock exam, and I was assigned to the same exam room with a very good buddy, in the same row, just across the aisle. He is a top student and I am a scumbag. The time is coming. , I gave him a look and signaled him to send me an answer."

Seeing Li Haoran pause, Song Zu'er asked curiously, "Did he send you the answer?"

Nodding his head, Li Haoran sighed and said, "I have passed it on, but I will never forget the ball of paper that you threw over. Grandma, it said: What do you eat at 727 at noon? I was so careless at that time! "

"Gluck cluck cluck..."

After laughing with his belly in his arms, Song Zu'er urged: "Brother Haoran, is there any more?"

"There is another one that is not about me. I remember that in the first year of junior high school, there was an exam. When there were 10 minutes before the end of the exam, the invigilator said: "Students who want to pass hurry up! "After finishing speaking, he turned and walked out of the classroom. His back reminds me of God!!!"

Song Zu'er laughed again, leaning forward and back to laugh, then he understood and said: "Brother Haoran, this is a joke you made up now!"

"The joke is indeed made up, but the facts are true!"

"Liar."

Li Haoran smiled, Song Zuer pouted and asked curiously: "Brother Haoran, why do you always write such interesting jokes?"

"Because there is me in everything that is right and wrong, Ding Ding is happier. When you meet a good post, you will risk your life, and you will shoot down the water post, and you will lose your crotch by three points."

"A limerick?"

With a smile, Li Haoran explained: "When I was studying, even now, we are all water workers, dedicated water workers. Ever since I became a host, I have decided to dedicate all my energy to the park's water irrigation business. ".

Chapter 446 The Legendary Experience of the God of Plague

Song Zu'er rested his cheeks in his hand, stared at Li Haoran with a pair of smoky eyes that could talk, smiled and listened to him talk about the mountains and tell about his awesome experience.

At this moment, Song Zuer's beauty is beyond a certain realm, she is a quiet ivory goddess, generous, dignified, gentle, and peaceful, all of which make Li Haoran deeply like her.

Li Haoran, who liked this girl from the bottom of his heart, did not disappoint her, and he was full of humor to set off the atmosphere: "A long time ago, since we had a computer at home, we have been a titan in the joke world."

Hearing this, Song Zuer raised his head, smiled and applauded!

With a sigh, Li Haoran had an expression of looking back on the past, and said nostalgic: "At that time, I was running around in every street and alley in big cities and small towns every day, carrying my bucket of white precious ink, The glory of my life is written on the towering telegraph pole."

"Pfft..."

Hearing this, Song Zu'er couldn't help but burst out laughing.

The little girl's voice is like a spring, a trickle, which makes people listen to it. It has a sweet feeling in the hot summer!

She finally understood, what Li Haoran said was obviously a slap in the street posting small advertisements, but he insisted that what he said was so funny and deep, he was the only one in the world with this ability.

Song Zu'er admired him, clenched his fist and said, "Brother Haoran is awesome!"

Glancing at the sweetly smiling little girl, Li Haoran shrugged and thoughtfully said: "I'm busy, yearning, and happy..."

Song Zu'er suppressed a smile, tilted his little head, put his chin in his hand and asked: "Brother Haoran, did you get caught for posting a small advertisement? You will be fined to tear up all the small advertisements in a street?"

Shaking his head, Li Haoran's voice was very emotional: "Later, when my career was in full swing, Sada Thumb died."

"Uh!"

Song Zu'er couldn't laugh this time, his face was full of dark lines.

Where is this from?

Do you want to make it up like this!

Li Haoran didn't stop his sigh: "They said, it has something to do with me. Because, I accidentally revealed everything about him〃~!"

After speaking, he pointed to his heart, and said in great grief: "I have been banned from posting jokes for three years worldwide. Although I am extremely depressed, I know that I should not engage in this industry anymore, but I really feel that I have this technology. It's a corner."

Shrugging his shoulders, Li Haoran picked up the teacup and took a sip, motioning for the little girl to add it.

Song Zuer hurriedly picked up the teapot and poured water for the male god, as if no one saw him willingly, otherwise he would be envious of them!

After becoming a master, Li Haoran smiled slightly, and the magnetic voice continued: "I can't help it, I can only pick up my wolf hair and wander around every place where there are buildings."

"People say that every inch of land Brother Haoran walks on will be radiated with the word "document" for a long time, exuding Haoran's righteousness."

"Uh!"

Song Zu'er wanted to cover his face when he heard it, but felt it was too funny.

This is the idol she is familiar with, serious and funny comparisons are his daily routine, and this shameless self-promotion is even more slippery than Wang Po.

Li Haoran's self-proclaimed daily life is not over, he said leisurely: "Later, when I felt that the light had come, I suddenly heard the news that Ben Ladeng had died!"

Song Zu'er couldn't help laughing, and said amusedly, "Brother Haoran, what does his death matter to you? You couldn't be the one to scold him to death, right?"

Staring at Song Zu'er, Li Haoran sighed and said, "They said, it has something to do with me. Because, I accidentally drew a candle on the courtyard wall where the lamp was drawn."

Staring at Song Zu'er, Li Haoran sighed and said, "They said, it has something to do with me. Because, I accidentally drew a candle on the courtyard wall where the lamp was drawn."

"Bragging!"

Song Zu'er rolled her eyes and was speechless. She knew that the idol had never been to other places except for a few countries in Southeast Asia, so the appraisal-nonsense.

Li Haoran didn't realize it, and said in great grief: "I was wanted all over the world, and I wandered all over the world. Just because one day I couldn't control my inner loneliness and sadness, I wrote a small poem to praise a person: a revolutionary Mentor and brother leader."

Song Zu'er was already familiar with the routine, rolled his eyes coquettishly, and asked, "Who will die next?"

"Immediately thereafter, Cagaffi died."

Li Haoran sighed, and said desolately: "It is because my unintentional comment on him aroused the indignation of all human beings, so he died."

Song Zu'er held back his laughter and said helplessly, "So brother Haoran wants to say that he is the God of Plague?"

Shaking his head again, Li Haoran sighed again and again: "I felt unprecedented despair. Fortunately, an old friend invited me to his home because he admired me. Before the banquet, he said that he appreciated my post. I A little drunk, also casually boasting that he has achieved in his field: an achievement to be proud of."

Looking at Song Zu'er, who wanted to laugh but couldn't, Li Haoran hugged his head and said in pain, "Unfortunately, my old friend, Comrade Jin, also died. It was also because of my outspokenness."

"I almost fell into a situation where I could never recover. When I was desperate, I met an old man by a small pond."

Hearing this, Song Zu'er's smoky eyes sparkled, and he said pleasantly, ".‖Is he the head of the Guigu Sect?"

Shaking his head, Li Haoran said softly: "The old man looked at me and listened to my experience. He was silent. I have nowhere to go anyway, so I just sat quietly with him."

Song Zuer blinked, thinking about who is the old man who died in the past few years?

Li Haoran said very magnetically: "In the end, he knew that I would not leave. So, he also posted a post: My life has a limit, but knowledge has no limit. If there is a limit, there is no limit, and it is all! It’s almost over!”

The scumbag Song Zu'er was instantly stunned!

What happened?

Don't say these things about others!

I do not understand!

Li Haoran ignored Song Zu'er, who was full of African faces, and with a joyful smile on his face, he said firmly, "In a flash, I understand."

"The old man suggested that I also write a few sentences under his post. Although I was afraid that he would die too, I couldn't bear to touch his (deserved) face. I just felt uncomfortable sitting on the bluestone board, so I wrote: Sofa !"

"After finishing writing, the old man's eyes lit up, and so did mine. He didn't die."

"It's easy to get into trouble by posting, but it takes a lot of time to write an article. If you know the way of irrigation, you can protect yourself, you can live a whole life, you can support your relatives, and you can live forever."

"I left that pond, and left the pond with the words that the old man gave me."

"Later I heard that the old man was Zhuangzi."

"To this day, the reason why I am still active in the Duanzi circle is because I understand the true meaning of not letting the world go into chaos! When I am running around in one post after another, new and old, and fine and miscellaneous, what I think is The world is at peace, please don’t let any head of state die hastily because of me.”

"I don't think I'm a great person, but I'm a pure person."

"People, I'm just smiling innocently.".

Chapter 447 Fat Di's Grandma Is Critically Ill

"Brother Haoran, your mouth is just like the hero in "Nine Pins of Sesame Official", you can tell the dead to be alive, and you can tell the living to die!"