The 30-second short video was played quickly, Taylor finally couldn't hold back his laughter, nodded helplessly and said: "Very good, very good, he is finished, I have written him into the song, I already have inspiration , see you next song."

"Crack!"

The director of "The Sound of Music" sounded a loud 'click', the camera was turned off, and the lights of the venue came on one after another.

"Crab crab...crab crab..."

Taylor stood up and learned Chinese etiquette to thank the director team. Finally, he walked towards Zheng Xing and asked doubtfully, "Zheng, is what I said funny? Why are you all laughing? I really can't figure out where your point is?"

Zheng Xing smiled, and naturally understood Taylor's doubts, so he couldn't help giggling.

Tai Le frowned, dissatisfied: "What are you laughing at?"

Suppressing a smile and picking up the phone from the table, Zheng Xing saw Li Haoran's text message, didn't dare to read it at this time, hurriedly clicked on Kuaishou, searched for a clip of Li Haoran's acting skills, and clicked to play.

Ah Wei is already 19 and dead... Which idol did you choose... Duan Kun, I'm sure...God can't keep him, I said it!

In the video, Li Haoran said something domineeringly, and Zheng Min translated a sentence for Taylor, and quickly translated these lines.

Even though the sense of substitution was greatly reduced due to Zheng Xing's translation, Taylor was still amazed by Li Haoran's explosive acting skills. He opened his eyes wide and couldn't help but get goose bumps all over his body.

Planned the "Ice Bucket Challenge" which became popular all over the world and spread to the ranks of Hollywood superstars, talented musicians with good singing skills, Chinese national hosts, romantic poets, actors who can definitely win Oscars...

With so many amazing identities gathered in one young man, Taylor, who is extremely obsessed with young men of the opposite sex, couldn't help but become curious about Li Haoran.

After watching the entire video, Taylor turned his head to look at Zheng Xun, with a red pistol in disbelief, and said in surprise, "Zheng, I seem to have said something similar just now?"

Zheng Xing was very satisfied with Taylor's shocked expression, and nodded with a smile: "Hehe... the similarity is 90.00%!"

"This...is this Jesus...no, I don't believe in Jesus."

Shaking his head, Taylor's eyes sparkled and he said, "Is this a sign that my love is coming? Your eastern gods knew that I was broken in love, so they gave me a talented boyfriend?"

"Uh!"

Zheng Xing's smiling expression immediately froze, and suddenly realized that he had done a very, very stupid thing, and he was in a cocoon.

Taylor didn't seem to notice Zheng Xing's expression, and murmured to himself: "Li looks quite handsome, and you can tell from the feel of this suit that he has good muscles. I don't know how he is. It is said that The one of the yellow race is very small, so I don’t know how it is?”

Listening to this unbearable 'noise', Zheng Xing Meimei's pretty face turned red at first, and then turned black into the bottom of the pot... No, it was even darker than the bottom of the pot!

Zheng Xing swears to the gods all over the sky that she will never make Taylor an idol in her life, absolutely not!

Don't buy genuine albums even if you kill them, and don't buy pirated copies!

No, the pirated version will be bought, and she will cause the greatest economic loss to this hateful woman!

It simply ruined her three views, and dared to snatch her boyfriend in front of her, it was unbearable for uncles and aunts! !

Zheng Xun was so angry that his lungs exploded. At this moment, Taylor laughed: "Hee hee..."

Shuang girl suddenly felt something was wrong, knowing that she had been fooled, Taylor blinked those charming electric eyes and said: "I also said that he is not your boyfriend, so I'm making you anxious!"

"Uh!"

"Uh!"

Zheng Xun's face was full of embarrassment, and his pretty face, which was as dark as the bottom of a pot, turned red again. Taylor, who looked so cute and cute, laughed out loud, and his smile was extraordinarily charming.

"Oh! Please stop teasing me, Taylor, you can't let others know!"

Zheng Xing reminded in a low voice that the poor girl never expected that this time she was really fooled.

Her dark expression made Taylor, a Western girl, want to get a closer look. In this Western girl's consciousness, she would not feel guilty about snatching a fan's boyfriend!

Besides, Taylor is just a little curious now, wanting to know the size of the talented oriental man Li Haoran, it's that simple!

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The editing team of CCTV is much weaker than that of Mango Channel, but it is not difficult for them to edit a video of more than one minute, just a little rain.

In less than 10 minutes, the fresh version of [Taylor Strikes Back] was uploaded to Kuaishou and Station B respectively, and then reposted to major domestic video sites.

The influence of CCTV is extraordinary, and Zheng Min's account also has a strong appeal. Soon, this one-minute-long video went viral on the Internet, triggering heated discussions among netizens.

……

"Fuck, what did I see, is Taylor Swift replying to Li Haoran's prank on her?"

"My God! Taylor actually knew about it right away. She actually participated in the recording of CCTV's "Music Life". She must have been told about it right away."

"Hahahaha... Taylor Swift is smiling, but her heart is numb, and she looks so cute when she can't hold back."

"Quack quack quack... All the mask I laughed on fell to the ground, please accompany me to make the mask."

"I dare to swear, there must be ten thousand grass mud horses galloping past in Taylor Swift's heart, even though it was a big goat at that time."

"Why are there no subtitles?"

"I am proficient in 18500 major languages, [-] local minor languages, as well as lunar languages, Martian languages, and most languages ​​of the Milky Way, but I just don't do subtitles."

"Isn't this an actor, the heroine who played Resident Evil?"

"You are face-blind level 4!"

"I've always thought they were alike."

"Taylor: You made me laugh!"

"Taylor Taylor's previous threat was so funny, it made my stomach hurt from laughing."

"Did you find out that Taylor Swift said something very similar to Li Haoran and Duan Kun's, and I seem to have heard the laughter of the staff."

"..."

It is no exaggeration to say that Taylor's influence is world-class, terrifying, stunned and unattainable for Chinese stars!

Although European and American stars are not necessarily better than Asian stars, this world is dominated by Western values ​​after all, and there are countless fake foreign devils in China, so this scene is very sad.

As soon as Taylor made his voice, it successfully caused a sensation in the Chinese entertainment industry, which can be called a magnitude [-] earthquake, aroused heated discussions among netizens across the country, and attracted countless media to flock in.

Taylor used iron-like facts to prove that the influence of international mold is by no means comparable to that of pirated international chapters, nor is it comparable to the popular fried chicken Li Haoran. .

Chapter 556 After I bloom, a hundred flowers kill

Taylor's influence was terrifying enough. In just a short time, the video she released swept across the entire land of China, causing a sensational topic effect.

Weibo trending headlines, major video website headlines, post bar headlines, and media reports, the "Pacific Tropical Monsoon" brought by Taylor was blessed by Li Haoran, and instantly swept all over the Chinese world, giving people a feeling of "king of the world" .

It may be an exaggeration to say that the king is in the world, but at least it is certain that among the current living Chinese stars, none of them can achieve this kind of topical effect.

Even if you don't want to admit it, you have to admit that there has always been a strong "plot" of worshiping foreigners and fawning on foreign countries that cannot be resolved. Five or six out of ten Chinese have this problem.

When mentioning Chinese products, Chinese products, Chinese people, and Chinese things, people subconsciously shake their heads and sneer, which makes people feel really helpless.

Don't mention the madly selling Japanese toilets, don't mention the Chinese rich who are buying crazy all over the world, don't mention the elites desperately immigrating, don't mention anything that hurts the national self-esteem, just mention entertainment stars.

We all know that if any European or American star or NBA star comes to China to make money, the media and the public will frantically pursue them and worship them like gods.

They are actually relatively well-known ordinary people abroad, and they will never be surrounded by madness when they walk on the street, but after they come to China, they will enjoy the treatment of emperors, which is ten thousand times more considerate than taking care of their ancestors.

Like NBA superstars and Marvel hero players who come to China to make money, which time is it not empty-handed, not a crowd of security guards?

But what is the final result?

Some of them earn Huaxia's money unscrupulously, and even ridicule Huaxia when they go back. They don't even have the lowest respect!

Blatantly slandering Huaxia's image in various columns and TV dramas is disgusting!

Zhang Nala said that if she ran out of money, she would go to the mainland for a tour. There was her ATM machine, making money should not be too easy, Huaxia fans are stupid.

The most outrageous thing is the scene that happened five years ago. A certain place in western Hunan invited the NBA men's star basketball team to hold a confrontation match with the Huaxia professional men's basketball team in the local gymnasium.

Before the game, the two teams visited some local middle schools respectively. However, on May 5, when the NBA star basketball team visited No. 22 Middle School in the city, there was an angry scene.

An NBA player opened the window when the vehicle left the campus and threw RMB to the surrounding middle school students, causing the scene to lose control for a while.

On one side are foreign players who sit high above the bus and are performing the performance of the Goddess Scattering Flowers, but they are throwing RMB instead of flowers.

On the other side, many arms are trying their best to get close to this foreign player, just like the branches of a plant vying for sunlight, preparing to welcome this alien thing and food that fell from the sky.

Is this scene, this hand reaching out to the money like a tree branch, and the actions of these ignorant teenagers, shameful?Ignorance?

As we all know, the Chinese people are hospitable and always show the best side to the guests, even if it is a little watery, so this "City No. [-] Middle School" should be a relatively good middle school, and it should be an elite school in the city.

But such a heart-wrenching scene still happened, is it sad?Negligence?

But such a heart-wrenching scene still happened, is it sad?Negligence?

And the most frustrating thing is that Chinese people frantically pursue foreign stars, and as a result, foreign countries "humiliate" Chinese stars one after another, and lose face internationally.

The opening of the 73rd Venice International Film Festival, Zhao Wei attended the red carpet catwalk show of the film festival as the only Chinese judge, but foreign photographers did not buy her at all. Time to organize your camera photos…

Poor "Little Swallow" stood there alone, with an embarrassing expression deep in the Mediterranean Sea! !

There is also the baby who has become popular recently. She will definitely have a place in the list of the most popular female stars in the domestic entertainment industry. A few days ago, the baby who is so popular in China and "internationally" made a beautiful appearance in a flower bud skirt. Foreign red carpets, but foreign photographers do not seem to buy it.

When the baby walked the red carpet, she could be seen walking in the middle of the red carpet, but the camera at the back was on, and no one was taking pictures of her at all, making fans wonder if all her red carpet photos were taken by domestic fans with their mobile phones of it?

Not only Zhao Wei and baby, but also fans, Li Yuchun, Jing Tian and other self-proclaimed 'international' stars, even International Zhang and Li Lianjie will not be chased by foreign media.

The most striking example is that Hollywood movies have a mainland version and an official version. Some Chinese stars are invited to add some insignificant scenes to the mainland version, and they even buy advertising scenes unscrupulously to defraud the Chinese people of their money.

The indisputable fact is that foreigners do not regard Chinese celebrities as human beings at all. This is something even Jackie Chan, who won the Oscar for Lifetime Achievement, admits with his own mouth.

In the final analysis, the common people of Huaxia regard celebrities as human beings too much, and they are too mythical about them, so they are beaten in the face one after another and suffer great humiliation one after another.

Taylor's 'influence' is terrifying, even in Heling Village, Li Haoran and other celebrities knew the news immediately.

Unsurprisingly, the two sheep were named 'Laodian' and 'Tianba', they were given feed, and a group of people sat in the shed for a short rest.

Liu Shishi poured a glass of water for Brother Hu, Huang Lei swiped the vivo phone provided by the sponsor, and said with a smile: ".‖ Haoran, now the Kuaishou short video is basically swiped by Taylor and you, no, there is also Tianba, you guys It's on fire!"

Li Haoran sometimes has low emotional intelligence, but he is very shrewd in this kind of thing. He said angrily: "I think Taylor is on fire. I am just a pile of firewood. I burn myself to illuminate the old beauty. Maybe I will be hacked at the end of the day." Fans say I'm taking Taylor's heat, I'm so shameless!"

"Ha (good Zhao) hahaha..."

Everyone laughed, and Huang Lei laughed and said: "Congratulations, you got the answer right. The comment section of Zheng Min's account is very popular now. I really didn't realize that you have so many black fans!"

As expected, he nodded and rolled his eyes, Li Haoran said depressedly: "I'm not RMB, it's impossible for everyone to like me."

Fat Di, with his chin in his hands, raised his head when he heard the words, and said worriedly: "Why are you scolding Haoran, and you don't go to Europe and the United States to develop? With Haoran's reputation, do you need to gain the popularity of Taylor Swift? Fans of Taylor Swift should be grateful to Haoran." !"

"Never mind them! Now they look down on me, and in the future I will make them unable to climb high. When autumn comes and September [-]th, I will kill the flowers after they bloom."

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