The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

Fat Di's education level is not high, and her ability to distinguish poetry is very poor, but as long as she is not stupid, she can still understand this modern poem.

Fatty is not stupid, she understood, and instantly felt that the whole person became bad, screamed and stepped back several steps, as if she was afraid of suffering a "biochemical attack" if she stepped back too late.

The fat girl doesn't dislike Li Haoran, and she enjoys washing his trousers and socks, even if she farts, she won't be so 'sincere and frightened'.

The reason for this is mainly because she is in front of the camera.

In front of more and more fans, Pang Di must show a very disgusted look, otherwise the title of "Goddess of Smelling Farts" will be given to her.

Yang Mi has repeatedly told her about the bad tastes of fans and the media, and Fat Di has also seen it!

"Hey hey hey..."

"Hey hey hey..."

The prank was successful, Li Haoran looked at Fatty who was "faint with beauty" and laughed, with an expression as cheap as she wanted, the angry goddess clenched her fists and gritted her teeth.

Yan Yan narrowed his eyes and stared at Li Haoran, biting his neat and white lips tightly, Fat Di growled through his teeth: "Li Haoran, did you do it on purpose?"

This question is too stupid to be bothered to answer!

Rolling his eyes, Li Haoran sat up, spat out the grass roots in his mouth, and said with a smile: "It's not nonsense! Why did I write such doggerel on purpose?"

After finishing speaking, he pointed to Fatty's hand and said, "Hey hey...just to guard against you, you want to tickle me with foxtail, no way!"

"Li-hao-ran-you..."

Angrily, the little girl threw away the grass roots in her hands, stomped her feet, put her hands on her hips, sniffed her little nose but didn't smell the smell, took a step forward and said coquettishly: "Well, Li Haoran, you really don't fight for three days. tile, four days without hitting, even porcelain."

"You made up the latter sentence, it doesn't rhyme at all!"

"It's okay, Li Haoran, don't you want to fart, if you have the ability, you can show me one, and let the fans have a look, to see if you have the ability."

"Okay!"

According to the past practice, Fat Di originally thought that Li Haoran would shamelessly beg for mercy, and then she mercifully forgave him, and signed a series of unequal treaties along the way, interpreting Sassy Girl to the end.

Unexpectedly, Li Haoran nodded and agreed, which caught Fatty off guard. She didn't want CP to fart in public. One Zheng Kai in the entertainment industry is enough.

Ignoring CP's cryptic hint, Li Haoran closed his eyes and started to 'brew', which directly made Fatty suffer, he was speechless when he couldn't laugh or cry!

How did she meet such a wonderful CP?

If this fart comes out, CP will be very unfriendly!

After two seconds of silence, the expected fart sound did not come, Li Haoran magnetically said: "You are under my body, it is on top of my body, we shout together, you fly together. How about it?"

"...!!!" Fatty.

To be honest, Fatty really didn't think much of it for a short time, she didn't understand it very well, it was too hypocritical!

The smart fans understood, the live broadcast room was instantly filled with laughter, and the screen exploded with barrage...

"Damn it, Li Haoran is a crooked guy, he can come up with such a literary reply so quickly, he's so smart!"

"From now on, fart will have the most artistic endorsement!"

"I'm Li Haoran, and I speak for Fart!"

"I also wrote a paragraph about farts before: Occasionally, I accidentally glanced at "News 30 Minutes" hosted by Li Haoran. Avoid. Even if I have to change the channel quickly, I still watch it--the farts released are like water poured out."

"There is no trace left in the sky, but the fart has already flown. The one downstairs hasn't replied yet, but my fart has already passed."

"...".

Chapter 602 The Jealous Nazha

The live broadcast room was full of laughter because of Li Haoran's crookedness, and all kinds of jokes about farts flew around, demonstrating the correctness of the saying "only people have commented since ancient times".

It took a while for Fatty, who was obviously not a talent, to come to his senses, his pretty face flushed amidst the laughter of the photographers, and he pointed at Li Haoran and stomped his feet in depression.

The reason why Li Haoran stomped was not because Li Haoran provoked her, but because at this time, she felt that the gap between Li Haoran and Li Haoran was huge!

She always misses Li Haoran's points in terms of poetry, poetry and literary talents. The simple jokes need to be thought out for a long time, but the profound ones can't be understood directly. She needs to read netizens' comments to fully understand, which makes her very hurt.

In Fatty's view, two people need a common language to live together. If they are not on the same channel, it is a big problem, a big problem, and it must not be ignored.

For this reason, Pang Di forced himself to read poems and books in his spare time. He didn't need to be able to write and draw, he just needed to understand, and tried to get closer to Li Haoran.

It's a pity that she can't understand ancient poems, and she can't understand the artistic conception of a piece of "Mulan Ci", not to mention the artistic conception.

Fat Di is very sure, and only one copy of "Mulan Song" proves that she is not suitable for studying, and she is destined not to be a talented woman with both beauty and talent.

This made Fatty very hurt, and once she was hurt or speechless, she would turn into anger and turn her 'soaring anger' on Li Haoran.

Who let him do the work of CP, who would he blame if he didn't blame him?

Who made him so good, always made her feel like a pear mountain!

At this moment, Fatty became angry from embarrassment, and shouted: "Li Haoran, you are going to die for me..."

After all, he rushed over with teeth and claws, vowing to "die together" with Li Haoran, so frightened that Li Haoran sat up, screaming and retreating again and again.

"Are you-crazy?"

"I'm going to push you to the ground and explode with a hammer, I'm going to beat you into a fool..."

Unfortunately, the good wishes fell through again! !

Li Haoran's strength is so strong, Fatty's Wang Baquan is no match at all, he was easily detected by him, and he stopped him with a move of "Double Dragon Grab the Pearl".

The two raised wrists were easily grabbed by Li Haoran, and Fatty yelled anxiously in the cornfield, and the fans who watched were full of laughter.

"Can't kick me..."

"Oh! I still can't kick me!"

"It's a pity, it's just a little bit, Fatty, your legs are too short!"

While dodging to the left and right to avoid the beauty kicked by Pang Di, Li Haoran made sarcastic sarcasm, trying to relieve the negative emotions brought about by his predecessor by 'bullying' Pang Di.

The two walked around in the cornfield 'foolishly' for a while, and Fatty was too tired to kick, so he chose to give up helplessly.

"Hu Chi! Hu Chi!!"

Taking a deep breath to calm down his anger, Fatty raised his head to look at Li Haoran, rolled his eyes, and said coquettishly, "That's enough! I won't kick you anymore."

Li Haoran didn't believe it, and asked suspiciously: "Re-false-?"

Wannian rolled his eyes again, and Fatty stomped his feet in dissatisfaction: "Stop talking nonsense! Your senior brother, Teacher Sa Ning, is here. Teacher He asked me to find you. We have already delayed for some time."

Li Haoran's smirking expression finally returned to normal, he let go of Fatty's wrist, raised his eyebrows and said: "Senior brother is here, now we have finally got the three north together, wow ha ha ha!"

Thumbling red and moving his wrist that had been pinched for a long time, Fatty couldn't help but rolled his eyes, and said with a grimace: "Look at you, why are you still standing there, let's go!"

"Wait a minute."

"Wait a minute."

Li Haoran shook his head, smiled slightly, pointed to the corn cobs on the ground and said, "Let's go back with a load of corn on our backs. Teacher Huang will definitely scold me when we go back empty-handed."

"You guy..."

Puchi laughed, and Fatty couldn't help but say: "Mr. Huang already knew that you were sleeping, and when he came out, he said that you must be sleeping, why are you pretending!"

"What!"

Li Haoran's eyes widened, and he said in disbelief: "How did he know? This old fox!!"

Shrugging his shoulders, Fatty smiled and said, "How would I know? It's gone! You can ask yourself..."

After finishing speaking, Fatty took Li Haoran's arm, turned around and pulled him to the road on the left.

Before he could take a step, Fatty saw Li Haoran looking ahead, followed his gaze, and found that Sister Nazha was standing on the road, staring at the two of them with a rather complicated expression.

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"Hey! Sister Nazha!"

Fatty opened his mouth in surprise, a sweet smile appeared on his pretty face.

The woman's keen sixth sense made Fat Di quite puzzled by Nazha's complex expression, but he didn't think much about it for too short a time, thinking that she was too intimate with Li Haoran, and invisibly fed Nazha a belly full of dogs grain.

Fat Di did not guess wrong, but she didn't know that her over-intimacy not only fed Nazha a stomach full of dog food, but also fed her a stomach full of vinegar—old vinegar!

Both women and men have a very serious sense of territory and regard each other as taboos, even if they break up. It takes time to settle down before they can forget each other.

Not to mention that Nazha has no more feelings for Li Haoran now, even if she really has no feelings for her, after only a few months of breaking up, her ex-boyfriend is flirting with other women in front of her, no wonder she feels comfortable after seeing it!

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Nazha didn't speak, and Fatty asked curiously, "Sister Nazha, when did you come? Why didn't you say anything?"

Suppressing jealousy, Nazha laughed, and said 'jokingly' with blood dripping from her heart: "If you speak out, you won't be able to see this good show!"

Fat Di immediately blushed, lowered his head and said coquettishly, "Sister Nazha, what are you talking about!"

After speaking, he quickly let go of Li Haoran's arms. He looked like a girl, and the nerd fans who watched the live broadcast were fascinated. They were envious of Li Haoran and hated him to death.

Li Haoran didn't have time to pay attention to the fans' resentment, he understood the thorn in Nazha's tone, frowned slightly when he heard that, and said, "Nazha, this behavior of yours is not worth advocating."

Li Haoran felt a little regretful when he finished speaking, and the emotion left over from his previous life told him that he was too harsh on Nazha!

It's obviously a good thing for Nazha to be jealous, and the strong Nazha has never been a doormat.

Sure enough, Nazha was so wronged that she almost burst into tears, gritted her teeth and said, "Li Haoran, you bastard, who cares to peek at you?"

After angrily glaring at Li Haoran, Nazha turned around and walked away, striding forward, desperately suppressing the tears in her eyes, not letting them flow out.

She swore—never cry for this bastard again!

Although the Uighurs are not happy to swear this set! .

Chapter 603 We Are Different

Dumbfounded and stammering, he watched Nazha walk away with his hands. It was the first time for Fatty, who had never drank, to experience what it was like to be 'drunk'.

Really-is-bad-terrible-through-top-experience!

Mechanically turning his head to look at Li Haoran who was frowning, Fat Di grabbed his hair with both hands, and said speechlessly: "Li Haoran, what are you going to do?"