The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

Of course, the whitewashing nature of "Tucao Conference" has not yet been revealed, and the brokerage company will never allow her to appear on this show.

"With this lineup, his first show won't hit the street!"

Couldn't help feeling worried, Nazha saw the six guests greeting each other in the video, and then sat in the guest seats on the left side of the stage one by one.

The guest seats are divided into two rows. The sofas in the first row closest to the auditorium belong to host Li Haoran's exclusive seats. Wang Ling and Zhang Shaogang are the oldest, occupying two of the four sofas.

The last sofa next to Li Haoran belonged to Pang Di. After all, in terms of fame, Cao Yunjin, Li Yu, and Chi Ma were not even as popular as their toes, so they could only sit in the second row.

After the six celebrity guests were seated, the DJ's hoarse voice sounded again: "Let's welcome with the warmest applause... Li Haoran, a patriotic and upright boy who can rely on his appearance, but insists on walking by his strength."

The DJ's voice fell, and the live video switched to the pre-recorded VCR----

After the video went dark for a second, Li Haoran's handsome and handsome image came into the audience's eyes, and he was particularly radiant against the backdrop of a slim and casual black suit.

"Hi everyone, I'm Li Haoran, the program planner and host. Today, the show also invited the hottest lineup in the history of Chinese variety shows, ha..."

Standing in front of the "Tucao Conference" log, Li Haoran introduced eloquently, as if he had invited Liu Dehua, Jackie Chan, Zhou Xingchi, and Wang Fei.

But before he finished speaking, the fans didn't have time to complain. They saw countless rotten eggs and rotten tomatoes in the video, throwing him at him, and his words were slapped in the face by his strength.

"Ouch! Ouch! I'm the planner, you hit me...hey, don't hit me!"

Li Haoran fled like a mouse with his head in his arms, and screamed like a wolf. The funny scene made many people with low laughs laugh, and directly made Nazha, who had a lower laugh, bend over.

The laughter spread, and the barrage finally got a little better at this moment!

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"Li Haoran knew that he might be cold, so he slapped himself in the face in advance?"

"Little Li, what a pity! The first program held has no big stars willing to participate, so we can only make do with a bunch of salted fish!"

"Pang Di is not a salted fish, is he?"

"Pang Di is true love, this is called a friend in need, I love Pang Di to death!"

"Celebrities also cherish their feathers. They live on those glorious and beautiful feathers. How could they be plucked? Are you willing to be pointed at and scolded?"

"Li Haoran's performance is very funny, but I feel sad for no reason!"

"Hao Ran cheer up, you are still young, you will definitely return as king."

"..."

There was a lot of discussion on the barrage, and the video was switched again.

The pitiful Li Haoran stood in front of the program log again with banana peels and egg shells on his face, and said with a grievance on his face: "Hit me, didn't you invite Zhou Xie and the guests? Don't invite them if you don't think they are popular, and Zhou Xie is not yet." Huo, Zhou is so hot, he will not be absent every winter and summer vacation!"

This is a well-known "Han Zhu Ge Ge" stalk, and the audience who understood it laughed and discussed it...

"But is it really okay to invite Zhou Xie? He's already completely cold, okay?"

"But is it really okay to invite Zhou Xie? He's already completely cold, okay?"

"Nimma, can you say the last word Lun?"

"Believe me, it can't be Jay Chou, it's Zhou Xie!"

"Dizzy, let's forget about salted fish as a guest, but the main coffee is actually the king of salted fish. What is this "Tucao Conference" about?"

"..."

Fans lamented the video for the last time, and there was applause and screams from the audience. The handsome Li Haoran strode across the runway and stood in the center of the stage and bowed to the standing ovation audience.

"Li Haoran, Li Haoran, Li Haoran!!"

The boiling screams were deafening, and the bullet screen also slid down like 'so handsome', 'one person supported a salted fish show', 'looking forward to a counterattack and slap in the face'.

Even if you don't like this show any more, with Li Haoran's unfathomable reputation, not many viewers quit the live broadcast room, but the number of viewers continued to soar, breaking through the million mark in less than a minute.

Li Haoran's terrifying influence can be seen from this, and it really shocked Cui Yan's assistant Xiao Zhang and Wang Daoming's subordinates.

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Netizens shouted that the idol chose the wrong start. The first program should not be "Tucao Conference", which stars avoid like snakes and scorpions, otherwise the influence should not be so bad.

These words are so reasonable that many variety show planners fainted in the toilet!

Li Haoran didn't know about this for the time being. After bowing, he walked handsomely to the podium in the middle of the stage, and waved his hands with a smile: "Okay, okay..."

Seeing the idol signal to silence, the supportive voices of the fans slowly stopped.

With a slight smile, Li Haoran announced loudly: "Hello everyone, welcome to the "Tucao Conference" exclusively broadcast by CCTV. Tucao is a craft, and it takes courage to laugh. I am the host, Li Haoran. Welcome everyone. "

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"Oooo!!!"

"Woooooooooooooo!!!"

Boiling applause once again filled everyone's eardrums, Li Haoran's violent popularity really made the salted fish on the left envy and hate, except for Fatty.

After the applause fell, Li Haoran turned his head to look at the six guests, sighed full of regret, and lamented: ""Tucao Conference" is the first program I hosted in my life, so I asked the director team to invite a big star to be the host. Coffee, is a name that all Chinese people must have heard, and when you hear it, tears will come to your eyes unconsciously, such as Zhou Yulun, the king of Asian singers."

Pointing to the empty main coffee chair, Li Haoran said speechlessly amidst the good-natured laughter of the audience: "Then they invited me Zhou Xie, that's not what they mean, the director team, I'm talking about the teary-eyed, It's not the tears that filled my eyes!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Seeing Li Haoran's resentment, the audience laughed out loud.

No matter how cowardly the guests are, at least this segment of performance is in line with Li Haoran's standard and can bring them joyous laughter.

Amidst the loud laughter, Li Haoran continued to ask: "Is there something wrong with your comprehension ability? Although there is only one character difference between Zhou Er and Zhou Erlun, can you still read without the character Lun?"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"There are also Cao Yunjin and Zhang Shaogang, how did you spend your budget, and you even showed me off, saying: One Zhou Er's second generation, one Zhou Er's third generation, are resented by netizens, resentment, I said you want to join the Chinese entertainment circle Only the three heavenly kings who have committed death are willing to feel at ease?".

Chapter 704 Hao Ran Talk Show

"Hahahaha... The summary is really incisive, and with you, you have gathered the four kings of death in the entertainment industry!"

"How can they do what Li Haoran can do? What Li Haoran did is so sharp that they can worship them for a lifetime, but this guy's deeds are elegant and refined even if he wants to die."

"Li Haoran: I am full of resentment, okay!!"

"It's inexplicably funny, Li Haoran, please keep talking!"

"That's right. "Tucao Conference" is about Li Haoran's performance. What's the point of asking so many celebrities to make a show?"

"That's right. "Everyday Upward" used to be run well, but since it was promoted to celebrities and big coffees, it has changed, and it has become more and more ugly."

"Since Odie quit, I have never watched "Everyday Upward", childhood memories!"

"Three Zero Three" "I've always said before, please speak harshly to small stars, so that you will be hot and good-looking, please big stars, how dare you! Do you think Li Haoran dare to complain about Master Xing?"

"That's right!"

"..."

The barrage is full of laughter and laughter, and it gradually tends to burst the screen.

After only watching for a while, some smart fans noticed a clue, and began to turn from disheartened to hopeful.

The opening is sharp enough, but what about the rest?

looking forward to……

Li Haoran raised his hand to signal to the fans of Qiyi to be calm and calm, and said with shame on his face: "When we talked with customers on this program, we said: We want to be high-end, fashionable, and international, and we must be an industry benchmark."

After raising his arms and shouting, Li Haoran sighed and said speechlessly: "Okay! I let the words out, they invited me a group of seniors in the entertainment industry today, I think this show should be done soon I can’t go on anymore, I’ve reached my limit in terms of inviting unpopular, old-fashioned, and deceiving teachers and ancestors, what should I do in the next issue?”

"Giggle..."

Fatty knows that he is not a senior, so CP has bypassed her in this wave of anger, so he put his hand on the red puff and giggled, and his big eyes squinted together are really beautiful.

The remaining five guests smiled awkwardly but politely, Cao Yunjin's face was stiff, Zhang Shaogang and Aunt Xue looked at each other, Li Po and Chi Ma kept smiling wryly.

This wave of contempt is too ruthless!

The more than 200 viewers in the audience were already laughing, and the millions of viewers who watched the live broadcast were also laughing happily. The bullet screen was so dense that it was impossible to see Li Haoran's handsome face clearly.

I have to say that Li Haoran's complaints are really very joyful, and he can easily make them laugh, making them laugh out loud.

Moreover, Li Haoran's complaints were really sharp enough, "deceiving the master and destroying the ancestors" came out, how could Cao Yunjin feel so embarrassed?

Fans knew that he was Guosi, but they never expected to be so merciless!

However, what a relief!

Yang Tian sighed three times, patted the table, and Li Haoran stared at the six people with embarrassing faces again, and complained: "If this goes on like this, I think this crap show will have to be renamed to "How Many People You Don't Know in the Entertainment Industry?" "!"

"Hahahahaha..."

"Hahahahaha..."

Such self-deprecation made the audience burst into laughter, and they liked this form of complaints more and more.

Why was "Tucao Conference" popular in the previous life?

It is because the high-ranking stars were pulled down from the altar, and they complained about them in front of the folks all over the country, satisfying the curiosity of the audience.

Li Haoran has undoubtedly done a good job in this aspect. The scale is pungent and the rhythm is lively, making people not only pleasing to the eye, but also particularly relieved.

The bullet screen was right, and Li Haoran couldn't help laughing, saying: "Okay, let's not say much about complaining, let's talk about today's main coffee."

Tilting his head and thinking for a while, he sighed in admiration: "Although the celebrity is not big, I have to say that Zhou Xie and our "Tucao Conference" are a particularly good match, that is, you can feel that he is naturally suitable for our program."

After the laughter fell, Li Haoran complained: "Because he is too disgusting. Really, I will list it for you: participating in activities is disgusting, being on variety shows is disgusting, filming dramas is disgusting, even if you don't do anything, When you just think of him, you will dislike yourself and exclaim: Why do you think of him?"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The audience burst into laughter, Li Haoran looked sideways at the entrance of the runway, applauded and said loudly: "Then, let's invite this person who is both angry and hated by everyone, the emperor of expressions—Zhou Wei... …”

"You are the wind and I am the sand, lingering to the end of the world..."

The classic soundtrack of "Huan Zhu Ge Ge" sounded, and Zhou Wei, in a black suit and wearing sunglasses, walked out of the aisle with his nostrils upturned, and he really showed a [-]-[-] tugging appearance with his good acting skills.

After the lively catwalk show for half a minute, Zhou Wei sat down on the main coffee chair, took off his sunglasses and smiled at the politely applauding audience.

Judging from the stiff expression, Zhou Xie, who beat up the security guard two years ago, was not as calm as his deeds. He looked very disturbed, and everyone could see that he couldn't let go.

At this time, Li Haoran walked up to the podium again, and loudly controlled the field: "Okay, everyone is assembled, it's time to introduce one by one, let's start from the beginning, who should we talk about first?"