He heard a faint 'roaring' sound from outside the window, knowing that this girl was making a phone call above his head, Li Haoran smiled warmly, and said softly: "Okay, okay, don't get angry, I'm wrong, okay?"
"Humph!"
Wiping away his tears, Fatty deliberately snorted in response, and muttered, "What's wrong with 27?"
He smiled and didn't answer, and Li Haoran's tender voice came from the phone, asking: "By the way, Fatty, didn't you always refuse to be my girlfriend before? Why are you willing now?"
Hearing this, there was a good-looking blush on her pretty face, Fat Di said arrogantly: "Why? For the sake of your begging, this lady is in a good mood to agree to you. If you don't celebrate happily, why are you so happy?" How many questions?"
"Hey hey hey..."
Li Haoran laughed, very happy.
The reason is that both of them are clear, and they both know it well!
Only because they love each other deeply, this kind of heart-warming plot can appear, and they can do things that would rather give up the whole world than give up on you.
But touching is moving, how could Li Haoran, the straight man of steel, get love so cowardly, he always wanted to give Fatty the most romantic love, this time is not romantic enough.
Confused in his heart whether he should be hypocritical, Li Haoran said distressedly: "Fatty, you made me feel very embarrassed by what you did, what should I do if I feel a bit useless?"
"Humph!"
With a sweet smile, Fat Di snorted coquettishly on purpose: "Hold on to my uselessness, in the future in my hands, Li Haoran, can you still turn the world upside down?"
"Damn it! Just set the rules for me, Fatty, what are you doing!"
Touched and lamented in his heart, Li Haoran said in embarrassment, "Of course we can't turn the sky upside down, but can my aunt let me get through this difficulty first, how can I have time to date and fall in love with you at this time?"
"what!"
As soon as the words fell, Fatty exclaimed, and choked up his answer: "Is the situation really dangerous? Haoran, is there no other way?"
"Uh!"
Li Haoran was so moved that he was sweating, and he explained speechlessly: "My aunt, can you stop crying, I'm just making an example, who said I'm really down and out, dizzy!"
"Really do not have?"
"My boss, Cui Yan, the next director of CCTV, just recognized me as his son. Do you think I'm okay?"
"My boss, Cui Yan, the next director of CCTV, just recognized me as his son. Do you think I'm okay?"
"Really? Haoran, don't lie to me, okay? Don't lie to me at this time, I want to be by your side, I want to bear all difficulties with you, don't lie to me, okay?"
But Ren'er's crying sounds like the sound of nature, making Li Haoran's increasingly hard heart gradually turn into soft fingers, as sweet as eating honey.
With a slight smile, Li Haoran said firmly: "Pang Di, although I often laugh and laugh in front of you, when have I ever lied to you in front of big things? I swear, if I lied to you..."
"Don't swear, don't swear..."
Quickly interrupting her sweetheart's oath, making sure that Li Haoran didn't continue, Fat Di pursed her lips in relief, she didn't want her sweetheart to offend the existence in the dark!
"Trust me?"
"I believe it!"
After making sure that his sweetheart didn't lie to him, he wiped away the tears that covered his face, and Fatty muttered, "Hao Ran, I'm still a little worried, what should I do?"
"Don't worry, it's all right!"
"But even Liu Xiaolingtong, who played the role of Monkey King, has made trouble for you. How can it be okay?"
"What?"
Li Haoran's eyes narrowed, and he said uncertainly: "The sixth little spirit boy is insulting me, and I have no grievances or enmities with him, why is he insulting me?"
Thinking of the Weibo video that he saw not long ago, Fatty explained: "The old bastard said Haoran that you messed up Journey to the West, and that the sentences in "The Legend of Wukong" are dross, rubbish..."
To make the polite Fatty scold the word 'old bastard', it can be seen that the things the six little soul boys have done are so annoying that they can't wait to turn into a queen and kill him.
"Fuck!"
Li Haoran was also furious when he heard it, and gritted his teeth: "This old and disrespectful old bastard really hurt me, Ma De, you asked for it yourself, don't blame me for being rude..."
Fat Di heard the anger of his sweetheart, and said worriedly: "Hao Ran, don't be too hot-headed at this time, you know, I just want to remind you to make you mentally prepared in advance, not because I want you to be as reckless as Hong Kong Island..."
Shaking his head to interrupt the little girl's instructions, Li Haoran said to himself: "Don't worry about it, just watch my Weibo and see how your husband can turn the tide and beat him up."
After all, without waiting for Fatty to return to the meaning of the word 'husband', he quickly hung up the phone.
Patting his heart, Li Haoran heard a clear and pleasant voice from upstairs: "You dare to get hot in your head, don't let me call you that in the future, hum!"
The coquettish voice dissipated with the wind, Li Haoran couldn't help laughing, but at this time his cell phone rang again.
The battery is constantly being consumed, and it has reached the edge of the 20.00% red line. For patients with obsessive-compulsive disorder, the battery is not green, it really hurts!
Looking down, he saw that it was Yang Mi's call. At this moment, he only wanted to fight the six little soul boys, so Li Haoran chose to ignore it bluntly.
Anyway, he has never been polite to Da Mi Mi, it seems that it's okay to be a little rude tonight!
After more than half a year, Li Haoran has summed up his experience: the more polite you are to her, the less she will look at you.
Of course, if you love to take care of you, you must be familiar with controlling the degree. If it is too low, it will not work, and if it is too high, it will cause accidents. Da Mi Mi is not a big and brainless generation.
She is very big, and her brain capacity is not small! .
Chapter 734
"Hello, the number you dialed is temporarily unavailable, please try again later, the number you ha-vedialedisbusy, please try again later..."
The annoying system tone rang for the third time on the phone, Yang Mi held the phone up with one hand, and sighed with one hand on his hip, feeling helpless.
She fell so hopelessly in love with such an arrogant man!
Asking for trouble, what should I do?
The cold system language is like a midnight-night cold star, passing through the vast clouds, and wisps of light piercing through the bones, shrouding the surrounding fields.Layers of dark clouds are blown by the wind, and clouds and dense fog float gently in the misty world of mortals, leaving behind a ray of long-lasting thoughts to rob this lonely cold rainy night.
The above are Yang Mi's complex mental activities within one thousandth of a second...
Fortunately, Yang Qiangqiang quickly adjusted, frowned and muttered: "Okay, Li Haoran, don't answer my call... don't answer my call, right? I don't believe that I can't find you, I don't believe that I can't subdue you , there is nothing in this world that I can't do with great power..."
Determined that Li Haoran would not answer his phone call, Yang Mi, who was stubborn and did not give up, thought for a moment and dialed Pang Di's phone number.
As the boss of Excellent Era, how could she not know that Fatty participated in this issue of "Tucao Conference" and performed very well, which opened up new channels for her to make money.
After watching the live broadcast at that time, Yang Mi regretted rejecting Li Haoran's three invitations. He regretted so much that he wanted to bang his head against the wall and kill himself!
Not much to say about the excitement and topicality of the show. Now the Internet is full of news about the "Tucao Conference".
Just talking about the guests who participated, after the first episode of the program, Li Haoran created a very famous business card for himself. The jokers Li Wei and Chi Ma became popular all over the country. Fatty was pleasantly surprised. One is whiter than the other.
At that time, Yang Mi was thinking: If she participated in the first episode of "Tucao Conference" as the main coffee, would it make her popularity and reputation even higher?
Judging from the popularity of "Tucao Conference", it is possible!
"When I was blind, I still underestimated this guy's ability ~ 々!"
Sighing in my heart, the phone was connected, and soon came Fatty's sweet and crisp voice: "Hello, Miss Mi Mi?"
"Well, it's me."
Diandian Zhenshou, Yang Mi asked directly: "Pang Di, are you with Li Haoran? Why doesn't he answer the phone?"
This sounded comfortable, and Pang Di couldn't help but feel happy when he heard it, but he quickly became worried again when he saw the content on the tablet, and said anxiously: "Miss Mimi, he is going to hate Liu Xiaolingtong, and it is on his Weibo .”
"Hiss! What?"
Yang Mi didn't know that the Six Little Soul Boy provoked him first, so he took a deep breath, stunned, and couldn't believe it: "My own affairs have caused a lot of trouble in the city, and he went crazy to fight with the Six Little Soul Boy? Is he crazy?"
"..."
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In this world, nothing can be as simple as superficial. It is often necessary to break it apart and smash it to see the essence of the matter, so as not to be used as a gun.
In this world, nothing can be as simple as superficial. It is often necessary to break it apart and smash it to see the essence of the matter, so as not to be used as a gun.
An old man who is getting older and more confused will not drive the scheming Li Haoran crazy. What he really cares about is this point in time, the driving force hidden behind the scenes.
Undoubtedly, with Li Haoran's IQ, it is not difficult to guess that the Six Little Soul Boys are just the advance soldiers behind the scenes, the real big army has not yet appeared, and the old fool is just a stepping stone to test the depth of his morality.
Knowing that it was a temptation, Li Haoran had no choice but to accept it!
He knew that once he showed weakness or remained silent, what awaited him would be overwhelming attacks and accusations without a bottom line. At that time, he would be speechless, and his fists would definitely be no match for a thousand hands.
So we have to deal with the childhood legend, kill him with one blow, completely ruin his reputation, let all the 'big shots' who want to attack him see the consequences clearly, and understand the price they need to pay for being a gun.
As a time traveler and the owner of [The King's Talk Show], Li Haoran has his own lightning skills, but it is really difficult to kill with one blow, after all, the six little soul boys are not simple characters.
In 1986, the TV series "Journey to the West" was aired. He played the Monkey King who shocked the world and impressed the world. It is broadcast almost every winter and summer vacation. It has been broadcast more than 4000 times so far, which is the most in the world. It is the childhood memory of many people.
After frowning and thinking for a moment, he began to prepare a counterattack article——
@六小精嫩@#ask Li Haoran three questions#
[What is the essence of human beings?
I have to admit that Journey to the West, Monkey King, and the Six Little Soul Boys are definitely the most colorful memories of countless people's childhood. The screen image of the Monkey King made people visualize the image of Monkey King in Wu Chengen's original work for the first time.
More than 200 million people in the Spring Festival Gala of the Year of the Monkey appealed to the director’s Weibo for the six little soul boys to attend the Spring Festival Gala. Maybe looking at it now, CCTV may have some prejudices about his personality that we don’t know.
Originally a corner of a person's life
Now it has become a repeating machine for mourning halls to sell films—the Six Small Halls of Souls. 】
After posting this copy, Li Haoran immediately uploaded the prepared video link...
The first place is the famous scene of the Six Little Soul Boys at the memorial service of the director of "Journey to the West" Ms. Yang Jie, and the second place is the collection of repeaters edited by Liuhei.
It doesn't take much effort to find these materials. Any celebrity has black fans, and Li Haoran also has a huge group of black fans, who often do things that spread rumors and blackmail him for no reason.
The Six Little Soul Boys have personality problems, and the soil for black fans is extremely fertile. Li Haoran easily found his black fan base on Baidu Tieba, and easily copied and pasted the video link (Mo Qian Zhao).
Li Haoran's influence is boundless. Sixth Teacher's microblog has not caused much waves for half an hour, but Li Dacai's words once again set off turbulent waves.
Seeing that the idol in the vortex actually attacked the "highly respected" childhood idol, the fans hurriedly searched for the truth of the matter when they were surprised, and soon finished watching Li Haoran's counterattack, and also watched the childhood idol's downfall.
The loyal fans were very angry after watching it, and the neutral fans laughed...
Their laughing point was at the blunt turning point of their childhood idols, and suddenly changed from criticizing Li Haoran to promoting "Dare to Ask Where the Way Is", which almost shook them to death, and they were so immortal that they were exactly the same as the lines in the mourning hall of director Yang Jie, This is more shocking.
As for the content of the repeater, it is also very funny. After reading it, ordinary people can’t imagine that the respected childhood idol is such a person. Isn’t it tiring to repeat for decades? .
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