The Former Wife Came to the Door
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Li Hui suddenly put on a serious face, and said seriously: "Brothers, maybe, in the end we have to have a big gamble."
"Hey, don't be tricky, tell me quickly, what is the solution?" Zhang Tiao was in a hurry, his brain was not working well, and he couldn't figure out what Li Hui was talking about.
Li Hui said seriously: "From now on, we will not only make enemies with Lu Bu and Liu Guanzhang, but also add Cao Cao to our hostile camp. What we are going to do next is very dangerous and will make us fight against the whole world." The world is an enemy. Although we have gathered a large number of excellent generals here, there are also enemies! We are not taking advantage. Brothers who travel through must cheer up and overcome this final difficulty. If we succeed, we can go back .”
Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, and finally decided to trust Li Hui once: "Okay, just bet, otherwise it will be boring if you can't go back to this era. Brother Li, if you have any plans, just use them."
"Okay!" After Li Hui said this, he suddenly said loudly: "Everyone, use all the top makeup techniques you have learned in later generations. First of all, make up Ling'er so that she is seriously injured, her nose is blue and her face is swollen, and she is miserable. It's unspeakable."
"Nani?" Everyone sweated profusely: "What kind of show operation is this?"
"Don't ask, just do it." Li Hui is an actor who has become a monk halfway through, and his makeup skills are really not enough, so he can only be a conductor in this matter.
The actors acted quickly, especially the two girls, Diao Jing and Yuan Zhen, who were most proficient in makeup.The two girls pulled Lu Ling aside and sat down, and first applied some strange white gel on her arm. Lu Ling couldn't help being surprised: "What is this?"
"This is called yogurt, and we make it for eating, but... it can also be used to make up wounds." Yuan Zhen explained while applying the yogurt.
After the yogurt was applied on the arm, it immediately became sticky and uneven. Diao Jing took a wind bag and blew it on Lu Ling's arm. Soon, the yogurt was blown dry, and the dry matter that had solidified on the arm The yogurt looked very disgusting. At this time, Yuan Zhen took out a pen, first painted a base color on the dried yogurt, and then sprinkled some red powder on it...
After the red color, apply purple powder, then some black powder, and finally, you're done.
Lu Ling looked down and saw a horrible wound on her arm, which looked bloody and terrifying...
She couldn't help sweating profusely: "Wow, although I'm not hurt at all, I don't feel any pain, but seeing such a wound on my arm always feels very painful."
Diao Jing and Yuan Zhen continued to work on her face, calves, and any places that could be exposed a little bit, they all evolved similar makeup. After a while, Lu Ling looked miserable, almost It's like being tortured ten thousand times with various instruments of torture.
While the two girls were putting on makeup, they had already figured out what Li Hui was thinking, and they couldn't help sighing: "If we were Lu Bu, seeing Ling'er being abused like this, I'm afraid we would go crazy with anger. It's no wonder he was trying his best. However, he couldn't beat Li Hui, alas... Poor Lu Bu, how could he become an enemy of such an unknown person as Li Hui, and only Li Hui could think of such a shameless plan."
The two couldn't help but sympathize with Lu Bu.
The two girls pushed Lu Ling, who had put on make-up, in front of Li Hui, and said, "Here it is, you want Ling'er who has put on make-up."
Li Hui was ordering his followers to prepare for war. When he heard that Ling'er had finished her makeup, she turned her head to look at it with a smile. Unexpectedly, his expression changed drastically after only one glance, and he immediately flew into a rage: "Damn it, who is it?" How dare you hurt my Linger like this? Kill him! I must kill him! Kill his whole family!"
After finishing speaking, Li Hui picked up Fang Tian's painting halberd and jumped up.
Diao Jing and Yuan Zhen sweated profusely: "Hey, hey, it's just makeup. You told us to put on makeup. Why can't I bear it?"
"Huh? That's right, it's makeup." Li Hui sweated profusely: "Damn, seeing Ling'er become like this, I immediately lost my thinking ability. I even forgot that she was wearing makeup. Oh, okay Risk is risk."
The traversers were sweating profusely. Looking at Li Hui's attitude, you can see Lu Bu's attitude. Well, this wave is interesting.
After everything was ready, Li Hui asked someone to make a cage car out of wood, put the "seriously injured" Lu Ling in the cage car, and then took all the traversers, together with all the parts, to Xiaopei City.
Sitting in the cage car, Lu Ling looked bloody and miserable, but in fact she didn't feel any pain at all. Li Hui prepared a cushion for her to sit comfortably in the car. Small snacks are placed, and the horses for the trailer must be the best to ensure that the car is towed smoothly.
While eating snacks, Lu Ling said: "Hey, my lord fake father, you made me go to Xiaopei like this, are you trying to piss off my lord father?"
"Yeah!" Li Hui admitted frankly, "I just want to piss him off, so angry that he loses his mind, runs out of the city, and fights with me, but he just can't fight me. Then, what do you think he will do? ?”
Lu Ling finally understood: "Father saw that I was tortured like this, he would definitely kill you, and he couldn't beat you. In the end, he could only turn to Cao Cao for help. Originally, the person who is so proud of Father is I don't want to be subordinate to others, but for the sake of my precious daughter, I bear the humiliation..."
Li Hui clapped his hands and laughed, "Ling'er, you've become smarter!"
"However, in this way, don't you turn Cao Cao into an enemy?" Lu Ling was a little surprised: "In order to help my father, you are willing to sacrifice yourself for others?"
"Yeah, I'm just so noble..." Li Hui didn't believe these words himself, and smiled after he finished speaking: "Forget it, there are some things that I should explain to you now. In fact, when I came to this world, I I came here to save Lu Bu, and if I save him, I can also be saved, so I am actually fighting for myself, and after I save your father, I will leave this world."
"Ah? Are you going to die?" Lu Ling suddenly became nervous: "I don't want you to die."
"No, it's not death, it's just where we came from and where we're going back." Li Hui smiled and said, "We will meet again in a long, long time, but maybe we will meet in another way." .”
Lu Ling couldn't quite understand these words...
Soon after, the army came to Xiaopei city!
Since the last "demon rebellion", Lu Bu strengthened Xiaopei's defense. At the same time, Liu Guanzhang also moved to Xiaopei to join forces with Lu Bu to fight against the demons.
When Li Hui arrived at the base of the city, he saw that there were archers everywhere on the top of the city. Lu Bu and Liu Bei joined forces, but there were no less than [-] troops, which can be regarded as a huge force.Of course, there are not many elites among them, only a few thousand Xiliang cavalry and Danyang soldiers can fight, and everything else is scum.
Seeing the "demon army" coming, the soldiers in the city immediately became nervous and hurriedly informed the lord. Soon, Lu Bu, Zhang Liao, Liu Guanzhang and others all went up to the city wall.
Li Hui was wearing a black helmet and black armour. He stepped down on a red rabbit horse, held Fang Tian's painted halberd in his hand, and stood an arrow away from the city. He laughed loudly, "Lu Bu, I'm here to deal with you today, hurry up Kaesong, surrender to me, give me your wife Yanshi and Diaochan, let me take them back and put them in eighteen shapes, and I will spare your life, otherwise, even the city will be razed to the ground .”
Since ancient times, I have never heard of this kind of persuasion to persuade people to surrender!Is there any sincerity in persuading surrender?There was an uproar in the city.
Liu Bei patted the city wall and said: "Shameless demons, who have transformed into human forms to harm the world, dare to threaten General Lu now, hum! Don't underestimate human beings! Let me tell you, so what if you bring a hundred thousand demon soldiers? We humans don't We are not afraid of you! We have nothing to fear, hehe...the city gate will not be opened today, come and attack the city if you have the ability!"
"Damn, why don't you come out of the city to fight without fear? What is it to be fearless in the city?" The traversers sweated profusely.
It's not Lu Bu's style to shrink in the city, but he doesn't just know how to hate, he also knows how to measure the strength of the enemy and us.Li Hui was as good as him, and he knew that.And there are three monsters on the opposite side who are as powerful as Liu Guanzhang. He also knows this, and there is no chance of winning if he takes the initiative to open the city and go out to fight!Although Lu Bu wasn't smart, he wasn't mentally retarded either. He wouldn't do such stupid things.
He just said in a deep voice, "Where did you abduct my Ling'er?"
"Oh, you didn't mention Ling'er, I almost forgot." Li Hui laughed loudly and said, "Come on, push out the cage cart and let General Lu see what his precious daughter looks like now."
The army formation of the actor army separated to the two sides, and the cage cart was pushed out. Lu Ling hurriedly threw out all the snacks and soft cushions in the cage cart, and then collapsed into the cage cart, posing a picture of "seriously injured". , "Can't move" miserable appearance.
The cage cart pushed to Li Hui's side and stopped.
Lu Bu on the top of the wall fixed his gaze down, and gasped suddenly, only to see that Lu Ling's whole body was covered with bloody wounds, how many horrible instruments of torture had to be added to her to make it like this?At this moment, Lu Bu felt the severe pain in his heart as if being torn apart by someone, and held back his tears...
Can't help it!
Lu Bu cried "Wow", crying like a child: "Damn, hateful monster!Kaesong!I'm going out and fighting them! "
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