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Xiaoye: "You are still as dirty as ever."

The Demon King of Pollution: "Hey, how can this be filth? Can you say it is filth about scholars? This is to promote the charm of Chinese characters, broad and profound!"

Xiaoye: "This is the worst time that Kong Yiji was hacked. Now I see that your idioms are dirty."

The Demon King: "Then I won't say idioms, let me say single words."

Afterwards, Wang Ping sent a one-word message.

Demon King: "Oh."

Seeing this, Mei Wang was stunned for a moment and didn't react, not knowing what was going on.

She always felt that the word Wang Ping sent should be tainted, but she didn't notice it for a while. After all, if you speak a paragraph, it is easy to be tainted. Even if it is four words, you can also use idioms.

If it is a word, it must be impossible.

Of course, this is just impossible in the eyes of ordinary people. In the hands of Wang Ping, the self-proclaimed great filthy demon king, he can filth up a single word, filthy!

At this moment, King You, who was weaving a scarf, leaned over, his beautiful eyes turned to the chat messages on the phone, watching King Mei's momentary stupefaction.

The astute King You smiled and pointed to the phone screen.

"Take it apart and try, oh can be split into two words."

Mei Wang was stunned and suddenly realized.

Oh = mouth me!

"My God, this little filth is too filthy, can a word be filthy like this?"

The next second, Mei Wang's face was surprised: "Little master, how did you find these?!"

You Wang calmly knitted the scarf and replied: "When you chat with the little dirty for a long time, you will find that the whole world is full of dirty, and anything can be dirty."

Suddenly, the reason why King You could see the true meaning of Wang Ping's "oh" was entirely because he had been chatting with Wang Ping for a long time, and he was "taught" by Wang Ping to be filthy, so he could see the filth at a glance.

While the two were talking, Wang Ping sent another message.

The Demon King: "Bite?"

This time, the Charm King understood in seconds.

Leaflet: "No"

After sending this word, Mei Wang smiled and sent another word.

Xiaoye: "Yes."

Wang Ping was taken aback, "Embrace"? , add a use next to the handle, this is to let yourself use your hands.

The Demon King: "Kun!"

Xiaoye: "What?"

The dirty demon king "Bump!"

Xiaoye: "Bad."

Wang Ping's news came to an abrupt end, and Mei Wang giggled.

"Little master, look quickly, you also said that I would be molested, and I stopped talking about this."

King You stared at the phone screen, and it was true that Wang Ping did not reply.

But before King You could speak, Wang Ping sent a message.

Demon King: "Xiaoye, I'm sorry for the late reply. Just now a man asked me with two grapes. He said that I only have one person, but there was one more for no reason. What should he do now."

"I told him, then eat all of it, anyway, don't want it for nothing."

"Xiaoye, do you think I'm right? Should I eat both of them? Don't be in vain, right?"

"Huh?" Mei Wang curled his lips with regret.

Dare to be questioned by someone, but what kind of question is the person asking, what's wrong with an extra grape, don't want it for nothing.

Mei Wang replied without hesitation: "That's right, don't want it for nothing."

Just after answering, King You laughed out loud, the laughter was pure and sweet, and he burst into belly laughs.

"Meier, you have been molested."

Charm King: "????"

What's the meaning?Have you been molested yourself?

Before King Mei could react, another message from Wang Ping came.

Demon King: "Yes, what you said is right, don't be in vain, then you are not Xiaoye, but if you use Xiaoye's V letter to chat with me, I can also treat you as Xiaoye.

"No. [-] Xiaoye, come out and get "beaten"!"

Mei Wang was astonished, with disbelief in his eyes.

"Xiaozhu recognizes that I am not the little master?"

wrong!It may be that you intend to frame yourself, but not necessarily.

Xiaoye: "What are you talking about, I am Xiaoye."

The dirty demon king: "No, no, no, you are not Xiaoye, Xiaoye can understand my dirty words, yes, but she wouldn't tell me dirty things so bluntly, I understand Xiaoye."

As early as when King Mei uttered the word "No", Wang Ping had already recognized that Xiaoye who was chatting with him was not himself.

After getting along with You Wang for so many days, Wang Ping didn't just go around casually, but really went to get to know You Wang and what kind of girl You Wang was.

King You could listen to Wang Ping's swear words, but he couldn't.

But now "Xiaoye" is fighting against Wang Ping, and Wang Ping sees through that it's not him.

Wang Ping's message was sent out, and Mei Wang also understood that his fake Xiaoye's identity had been seen through.

At the same time, King Mei realized what Wang Ping said earlier about the "grape thing", which was using two grapes as a metaphor for himself and the little master.

"I foolishly agreed to be "eaten" by the little dirty..."

Mei Wang couldn't laugh or cry.

Unexpectedly, in the past few days, I have been molested twice, once by the heir of the Wang family, and once by the little dirty.

On the other side, King You looked at the mobile phone V letter and Wang Ping analyzed the information that King Mei was not himself, with a sweet smile on his face involuntarily, feeling warm in his heart.

Even if we don't meet each other, Xiao Shou can still recognize himself.

Xiaoye: "Xiaoyou, that's my girlfriend, don't mind."

This time it was King You who answered, not King Mei.

The Demon King: "Hiss?! So I molested Xiaoye's best friend in front of Xiaoye? It's so exciting!!"

Wang Ping didn't mind these things, he could tell that Xiaoye's girlfriend wanted to tease him with her mobile phone, but was "killed" by him.

Xiaoye: "It's fine if you don't mind."

The demon king: "Why would I mind? Confucius once said: "Playing with girlfriends, making appointments with girlfriends to bully, what a joy! "So I not only don't mind, but I also want to say that such girlfriends please give me a dozen."

Xiaoye: "Then according to your current thinking, should I cater to you and say that I will give you the V signal of my best friend."

The Demon King: "As long as you don't mind, I'll reply "That's great!" ""

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Chapter 410 Breaking the Seal

Xiaoye: "My girlfriend's V signal..."

"I'm Cao!" Wang Ping's eyes widened in disbelief.

I was just joking, Xiaoye really sent her best friend a V signal to herself.

The Demon King: "I didn't expect you to be such a Xiaoye that you would actually want to "share" your best friend with me. Regarding your behavior, I just want to say that you are beautiful!"

Xiaoye: "Little dirty, you think too much. I just think it will be helpful for her best friend to chat with you, and let her understand what kind of dirty people like you are in modern human society."

As You Wang said, asking Wang Ping to be friends with Mei Wang is not sharing.

She thinks that Wang Ping is very dirty, and he is also very skilled in picking up girls. Maybe this will help Meiwang's charm attack, and let Meiwang know more about men in modern human society.

The Demon King: "Can I understand that you asked me to "tune" your best friend to let her know how dangerous men are?"

Afterwards, Wang Ping added Mei Wang's V letter.

Seeing Mei Wang V Xin's name, Wang Ping was stunned for a moment, then smiled.

Leaflet No. [-].

This is the name of Mei Wang V Xin.

It seems that Mei Wang deliberately made fun of him for flirting with her just now.

"Little master, you really want me to be dirty?" Mei Wang snickered, a little surprised by You Wang's behavior.

King You pinched King Mei's nose: "Didn't you say you wanted to share your husband with me? I'm giving you a chance."

Regarding King You's words, King Mei knew it was a joke.

However, Mei Wang still said mischievously.

"The servant is more respectful than obedient. She is willing to share her husband with the young master. You say that with the dirty thoughts of the young master, you must be glad that you can fly together with a big beauty like us."

As he spoke, King Mei was still holding the pipa half-hidden, lying on his side on the sofa, propped up his upper body with one hand, and covered his face below the eyes with the other hand, with a lovely appearance, weak like a weak woman.

That scene is disturbing, like an ancient oiran beauty crying.

A weak voice with endless melody sounded.

"Little dirty is really scary, with a beautiful woman like my little master, and now with a beautiful fox like me, how much virtue he has accumulated in his previous life, I am afraid he saved the Tathagata Buddha, otherwise, how could he have such a blessing. "

Immediately, King You slapped King Mei.

Playful laughter came from the villa, the voices were pure and charming, full of laughter, as close as sisters.