I Am Liked by Non-human Beings and Surrounded by Barrage

"Huh? What is she calling me?"

Gallo looked surprised.

The scarlet letter that sees through everything said faintly at the top: "Don't you have the slightest sense of being missing for a few days?"

Having said that, Jia Luo still didn't understand.

"Then it should be the parent or teacher calling, why is she calling?"

Gallo was confused.

However, the old men in the audience were excited.

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"Could it be that the Xue Nai party has ushered in spring?"

"Adversity reveals true love. The protagonist and Yukinoshita have been in adversity for so long, and finally she has a ray of love attached to the protagonist!"

"Ma Dan, I'm so excited!"

"The color of (black words) shows the position"

"Our position is very firm, we want Xue Nai!"

"Protagonist, what are you still doing in a daze, hurry up and pick it up!"

"I'm so anxious to see that I'm coming."

……

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"It doesn't exist, it's impossible, don't even think about it."

Jia Luo shrugged his shoulders. What are these audience gentlemen thinking? The relationship between himself and Yukinoshita is at best restored from an enemy to a stranger. How about a strategy?Fortunately, the sensitivity has reached the point where love is secretly born?

"You have read too many novels and anime."

Jia Luo looked at the gentlemen in the audience with pity.

"If Xuexia would like me, it would be the snow in August, when the water is boiled into ice, and someone will ascend to heaven..."

While reading the impossible idiom from Google, Jia Luo said in a very arrogant manner.

what is this?

Some of the spectators were stunned.

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"Fuck! Yukino's party is stable!"

"The poisonous milk color has said so, what else can I do, Fu Jiang's party fainted in the toilet."

"Everyone, see you on the rooftop!"

"Add me, and I will cry and dance."

"And I."

"Hey, let me give you a squeeze."

"Okay, everyone, don't be like this... The roof is full of people, you squeeze your head."

"Don't fight, why don't you all dance to the rooftop happily together? Why did it become like this? Why do people only hurt each other like this? Cry!"

"No, there must be something wrong with this world!"

"The protagonist without Fu Jiang is not the protagonist I want."

"Salute to the birth of the king!"

"Drawing the Sword Divine Comedy.mp3"

"Papa papa, the barrage is really full of drama"

……

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Ignore the barrage.

At this moment, Jia Luo looked at the phone, it rang three times and it still did not stop, it seems that it was not a wrong call.

So, before the phone hung up, Jia Luo connected the phone.

Jia Luo opened his mouth, and when he was about to ask something, the other person spoke first.

"you are still alive?"

The tone of the girl opposite was a bit incredulous.

What do you mean I'm still alive?

It was the first time Jia Luo saw a phone call and the first sentence was "You are still alive", and the key point was still a questioning tone.

Nonsense, if he dies, is it a ghost who answered the call?

"No, I'm already dead, and now I'm answering the call through my divination mother-in-law."

Jia Luo sighed, and said in a tone full of resentment.

He just wanted to ridicule Yukinoshita, but who knew that the other party was silent for a while, and then he really believed him and said: "...Really."

There was an instant silence.

"Cough cough."

Jia Luo is a little embarrassed now, I didn't expect you to really believe it?

Jia Luo was about to explain, but didn't think...

"Where is your body?"

The girl opposite actually sighed and asked such a sensitive matter directly.

Do you want to be so calm!

Jia Luo was a little uneasy. After knowing that he was dead, the first thing he asked was where was the body? !

Shouldn't you ask how he died?

In a sense, Jia Luo's idea is also a bit unique. At this time, ordinary people would not calmly ask how a dead person died.

If there is, it must be lack of heart.

"Hey, he died when he broke through from outside the atmosphere and returned to Earth. Who knows what happened to the body, it must have been burnt to ashes."

Jia Luo replied in a low tone.

Then it turned out that Jia Luo was wrong.

"That's good. Otherwise, I still have to think about how to recycle such a heavily polluted garbage corpse like yours. After all, if you die anywhere, it will easily pollute the natural environment if you are not careful."

On the opposite side, Yukinoshita said with lingering fear, and Jia Luo could still hear the sound of slapping his chest.

Jia Luo's face turned dark immediately.

"Am I uranium 235? Can it still pollute the natural environment?"

"Ah, I'm sorry, I made a mistake in describing it." The girl on the opposite side exclaimed and quickly apologized, "How could you be Uranium 235?"

Gallo thinks so.

The girl opposite added: "How can uranium 235 compare to you, at least it should be at the level of polonium 210!"

If there is a favorability point in Jia Luo's head, it can probably be cleared to zero.

"Do I look like that horrible blue glowing substance?"

Jia Luo finally couldn't help complaining.

Polonium 210 is a highly radioactive substance that can even ionize the air and emit a faint blue halo, so it can glow in the air.

And when it comes to polonium, it was actually discovered by Madame Curie and her husband, who are frequent visitors in the book, although when it comes to Madame Curie, radium is most often thought of.

The toxicity of polonium 210 is also often mentioned. 0.1 gram of cyanide can kill a person, and polonium 210 is 1000 billion times more toxic than cyanide.

Some of Jia Luo's knowledge is also very partial.

"But what are you calling for?"

Jia Luo asked straight to the point.

"It's nothing."

After the girl on the opposite side finished speaking, there was another moment of silence.

Finally, he hung up the phone without saying anything.

"What are you doing?"

Jia Luo looked at the hung up phone with a puzzled expression.

"I called and didn't say anything, don't just ask if I'm dead or not?"

Some of the spectators had a stomach ache, while others looked at the bewildered Jia Luo with pity. I don't know if this guy is pretending not to understand, or if he is really so slow. ?

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"You have changed the protagonist, you were not like this before."

"Even this piece of pure land has been eroded by the sour smell"

"I'm disappointed in the main character, it shouldn't be like this"

……

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Jia Luo frowned, and he also thought about the whole story. After all, not long ago, he was also a person who followed the wind and had a sour smell of love.

"You guys are thinking too much."

Jia Luo interrupted casually.

"What about the sour smell of love?"