I Am Liked by Non-human Beings and Surrounded by Barrage

"It's amazing that the protagonist can still say such words!"

"stunned!"

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The gentlemen in the audience showed surprise expressions when they heard Jia Luo's bottom-line views. They didn't expect that the protagonist taught children quite well.

Originally, the gentlemen in the audience were a little worried. God knows what Ke Zong will become after being taught by such a man with a clear outlook.

In the end, I didn't expect Jia Luo to be extraordinarily strict and serious when teaching children, despite his usual inconspicuous appearance.

While putting the curious little Ke from his shoulders on the table, Jia Luo thought logically:

"First of all, it is necessary to set a negative example, telling Mr. Ke what not to do, and what to do."

The gentlemen in the audience nodded, feeling that it made a little sense.

Jia Luo put both hands on the keyboard and began to type. Although most of the viewers don't know Japanese very well, the words he typed on the computer at this time happened to be known to all the audience.

The famous horror movie-Alien series.

In a dark sci-fi cabin, a ferocious alien suddenly sprang out, swallowed the fleeing crew members in one gulp, and immediately there were bloody pieces of meat and internal organs all over the place.

Audience gentlemen: "..."

Is this bitch really here to teach common sense?

Seeing the way the protagonist teaches common sense, the audience's gentlemen were immediately speechless.

The little guy held Jia Luo's hand and watched the movie curiously.

Although the former great evil god is still just an ignorant child, and the plots in the movie are all in a daze, and he can't understand at all, but this does not prevent him from watching the movie with relish.

When seeing these pictures of aliens eating people, the little guy showed a surprised expression.

Jia Ma immediately looked at Mr. Ke with interest, and was a little surprised that Mr. Ke would also be frightened: "Mr. Ke, what's the matter, are you scared?"

As soon as the little guy turned his head, he looked at Jia Luo happily, and danced his little tentacles, as if he felt that the acting in the movie was so interesting, he yelled:

"Eating...it...is eating..."

"Forehead……"

Jia Ma frowned immediately, which was not a good sign, just when he was thinking about how to teach Mr. Ke.

The alien was sawed off with a high-tech chainsaw by another surviving crew member.

"It's also...eating...eating..."

Mr. Ke immediately became more excited. While pulling La Jia Luo's sleeve with his tentacles, he pointed to the movie screen for Jia Luo to watch, not to mention how excited he was.

Fuck, this little guy seems to be very happy when anyone dies?

There is no position at all.

A complicated look appeared on Jia Luo's face.

However, Jia Luo soon thought of a good way.

He immediately paused the playback of the movie, pointed to the killed alien in the movie, and said earnestly: "Mr. Ke, have you seen that you can't eat people, and you can't eat indiscriminately, this is what happens when you eat indiscriminately." gone."

Mr. Ke was taken aback, his small eyes widened.

Jia Luo smiled slightly, it seems that this scaring education method is still somewhat useful.

Then, Mr. Ke raised his head, looked at Jia Luo, and said tremblingly with a frightened expression: "...Will Mr. Ke eat ham sausage too... Then Mr. Ke will not eat ham sausage from now on ..."

"Cough cough..."

Jia Luo almost choked on a mouthful, and coughed violently.

It seems that there is still something wrong with this education method. God knows if Mr. Ke has such a misunderstanding, will he be scared to shit when he sees ham sausages in the future.

In the time that followed, Jia Luo tried his best, but failed to make Mr. Ke "understand" that the ham sausage would not eat it, the calamity field is not a refrigerator, and the demon king is not something that can be eaten.

It seems that there is still a long way to go to educate the general manager!

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Although he taught Mr. Ke the common sense for a day yesterday, Jia Luo got up very early the next day.

Jia Luo is an honest and trustworthy person, although no one except himself knows that he once swore that if he came back alive, he would give the students in the Department of Archeology of the University of Michigan a score of [-]% for their papers in extracurricular investigations. An excellent A.

However, this score has encountered a problem.

Without the teleportation array, Jia Luo really doesn't have a convenient way to teleport to the dense university.

If you go by plane, the cost will naturally not be much, and it will be very cumbersome and troublesome.

He still remembers that he is a professor at the University of Michigan. Not only the papers of several students this time, but also the teaching tasks of this month are also problems that need to be solved.

Although the University of Michigan is a holy place for fishing, it can't be too much, let's not talk about quality and quantity, at least the most basic quantity must be satisfied.

The above questions sound troublesome.

But Jia Luo is not helpless, at least after solving the problem of the Celtic Protoss, he will be able to take back the lovely Mahler armor. With the leap ability of the Mahler armor, the above problems will be solved immediately. It can be solved easily.

Therefore, what Jia Luo has to do at this stage is to teach Mr. Ke common sense while waiting for the plane in a few days.

When Jia Luo was teaching Mr. Ke common sense, an unexpected visitor suddenly visited, and this unexpected visitor was a female reporter.

The female reporter teleported over angrily.

Jia Luo also knew why the other party was angry, and it was nothing more than not taking her to fight the boss.

Although Jia Luo felt that he didn't do anything wrong in this matter, considering that the front foot was the one who troubled the other party after all, it was a bit too ruthless to turn his face on the back foot and deny anyone.

So as compensation, I told the female reporter what happened.

Sure enough, when the female reporter heard this, her eyes lit up, and she immediately put her unhappiness behind her.

Chapter 530 Eight Peaceful Ireland

Although it's a pity that I couldn't see it with my own eyes, I believe that under her wonderful pen, she will definitely be able to record things more intimately than what she saw with her own eyes.

This is the basic skill of journalists.

In the end, Jia Luo also saw the report that the female reporter had compiled, and then looked at the female reporter's analysis of these missing persons, and concluded that Mount Qianye was weird.

Of course these are of no use.

However, this is a bit embarrassing.

Did various investigations prove that instead of thinking so much, it is better to do it directly?

After that, everything was so peaceful.

Jia Luo was in the living room revising the sacred scriptures of Archbishop Bike, while the idol worshiped by Archbishop Baek, the great Lord of All, Kezong stayed on the table, trying hard to learn how to write human characters.

People in this house are no strangers to Galo teaching an octopus to learn to write.

And with such a room full of people, normal ordinary humans are like rare species.

So there is nothing to be surprised about, they are all busy with their own affairs.

In order to be able to learn scientific knowledge as soon as possible, return to his own world, read thousands of books and travel thousands of miles, so he went out to study everywhere.

The female policeman seems to have successfully found an acquaintance. The dead will not survive, but it seems that they can help her get a false certificate.

The Onmyoji girl was supposed to go out to patrol Fuye, but since Fuye was finished, she was completely free.

At this time, the Yin Yang Company should have been completely messed up. She planned to wait for a while and try to contact the Yin Yang Company to see how the situation was going.

Fu Jiang still insists on exercising.

It seems that he is really planning to develop his muscles to attract Jia Luo's attention.

But Fu Jiang's daughter had nothing to do, so she sat on the sofa and watched TV.

As the only guest in the room, Her Lady Queen had nothing to do, so she was a little curious about what Galo was doing:

"Gara, can I sit next to you and watch for a while?"

Jia Luo said without raising his head, "Sit whatever you want."

The queen sat next to Jia Luo in a well-behaved posture, watched him start writing the scriptures, and asked a little surprised: "Do you still have believers?"

"It's not mine, it's its. Originally, it was supposed to do this, but it's still young, and I'm its guardian, so I can only do these things." Jia Luo looked at Ke from the corner of his eye. total.

When the queen heard this, she nodded suddenly.

In fact, the Queen was really hit hard when she first found out Mr. Ke called Jia Luo's mother, and almost felt a little disheartened.

However, the misunderstanding was quickly resolved.

So now the queen sees that Jia Luo has an adopted octopus child, and she doesn't say anything except for a slightly weird expression.

In fact, although Mr. Ke is still young, he...has no intention of studying at all.

Jia Luo put a copy of the written word next to him, and asked him to follow the above.

But Mr. Ke didn't care so much, he started to scribble on the paper with a pen, don't be too happy to entertain himself.

Jia Luo thinks it’s okay, just think of it as a kid’s graffiti, isn’t there a saying that the first step of a genius is to start with a few drawings, to activate the brain’s intelligence, to enhance DHA and so on.

Of course, it would be even better if Mr. Ke ate the pen without writing it.

Jia Luo stopped what he was doing with a helpless expression, and took out the pen from Mr. Ke's mouth: "Mr. Ke, concentrate on writing, don't always bite the pen."

Mr. Ke took the pen with a shake of his head, and began to draw abstract art happily again.

At this time, the queen was attracted by Mr. Ke's painting again, she was a little fascinated by looking at it, and her eyes stayed on it without turning.

Seeing the queen staring at Mr. Ke's words, Jia Luo froze for a moment, and immediately asked a little nervously: "What's the matter, is there something wrong with the painting it drew?"

The queen came back to her senses when she heard Jia Luo's voice, and immediately said with amazement: "This painting..."

"What's wrong with the graffiti?"

"It's a stroke of genius, it's amazing."