The Unemployed Demon Lord

"Don't generalize, okay? Although I don't deny that there are some speculative guys in the Holy See, there are many pious and kind priests. I have seen many priests say that they should use love to influence the demons. Everyone The right way is to live together in peace and friendship." Alice said seriously.

"Ouch~" Merlin was vomiting, with a disgusted expression on his face.

"You... what kind of reaction did you have!" Alice felt despised by Merlin, and was very upset to see Merlin's disgusting expression.

"The demons don't need the love of other races. Their thinking is very dangerous." Merlin said flatly, disgusted with the Holy Mother whore.

Alice stared at Merlin angrily and said nothing, thinking that she had heard that demons are selfish guys, and now it seems to be true.

Normal humans would be very surprised when they heard Merlin talking to the demons, but Shirley blinked her beautiful eyes and didn't respond, thinking it was nothing.

Because the Southern United Kingdom is all alien races and demons, and they are all non-human races, so they naturally don't think Merlin's words are strange.

"By the way, I've never seen that old Pope. Does he look particularly stupid, with the Mediterranean Sea on his head, and he looks like a villain at first glance?" Merlin thought maliciously, feeling similar.

"That's not true! Although he is very old, he is still quite handsome." Alice couldn't help but refute. When she was a 233-generation hero, she met the Pope at the canonization ceremony in the Vatican, and she thought he was very nice.

"This is unscientific. He must be a gentle scum. He looks like a devil on the outside, but is ugly on the inside. This is the setting of the villain." Merlin grinned and said, thinking that if he had the chance to meet the Pope, he must draw a picture on his forehead. Bastard, just humiliate him well.

"You are the villain, okay!? Show me what kind of virtue you are!" Alice couldn't understand how Merlin felt good about himself.

"Hmph..." Merlin snorted coldly, too lazy to make Alice noisy.

Merlin and Alice brought Shirley to their home.

Alice opened the door and made a gesture of invitation, "Miss Shirley, you're welcome, come in quickly,"

"That...that..." Shirley looked very cautious outside the door, and walked into the room with a nervous mood, "Then I... just interrupt..."

Merlin then came in, and was paralyzed on his own sofa, suddenly feeling like he didn't want to move for the rest of his life.

He picked up the bananas on the table, and while eating, he looked at Shirley's ignorant look, looking around like a curious baby, his eyes sparkling with excitement.

"Human beings live in this kind of house..." Shirley lifted her cloak, revealing her pointed ears.

"Hasn't Miss Shirley even seen a house?" Alice felt very strange and thought there was no need to be so surprised.

"It's not that I haven't seen it before, but...it feels different, much simpler than where I live." Shirley said casually.

"Also... that's right, we live in such a simple place, hehehe..." Alice smiled, thinking that this is still simple?This kind of house in Wrexham is already very good, and the idea of ​​a local tyrant is really masculine and understandable.

"Hold... I'm sorry Miss Alice, I didn't mean that..." Shirley's expression became flustered, and she felt like explaining, "Although it is simple, it is very warm. A house that is too big will make people feel deserted. It is enough to be the love nest of Miss Alice and Mr. Merlin."

"Pfft!" Alice was stimulated again, and hurriedly said, "What the hell is the love nest?

"Eh!? Huh... sorry, I... I said the wrong thing again." Shirley muttered timidly, pinching the corner of her skirt and not speaking.

"No...it's okay, we're not husband and wife, we just share the rent and live together." Alice said helplessly.

"I... I remember." Shirley Chick nodded like a pecking rice.

"Come on, let's take a bath together." Alice put down her things, pulled Shirley into the bathroom.

"Alice, come here..." Merlin waved to Alice.

"What are you doing?" Alice sent Shirley into the bathroom, then turned around.

"Come out before going to bed at night, and I'll give you something to eat~" Merlin ate a banana with a meaningful tone and a smile that was not a smile.

Alice looked at Merlin's wretched look when he was eating a big banana, and couldn't help but turn red, as if thinking of something extremely dirty.

So Alice came to Merlin and grabbed his wrist holding the big banana.

"What are you doing? I told you it's already night, what are you in a hurry for?!" Merlin was stupefied and didn't understand the situation.

"Go to hell!" Alice angrily pushed the big banana into Merlin's mouth, and immediately blocked her throat, angrily

"Eat it yourself! Dirty bastard!"

"Sure enough, you are a sex maniac. There is no more disgusting guy in the world than you!"

"Humph~!"

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Chapter 2: Monthly Ticket Addition

Alice hummed and went straight into the bathroom, ignoring Merlin.

"Cough cough cough..."

Merlin coughed and slammed his chest hard, as if he choked on a big banana.

I go……

What are you doing? !

Did I say anything nasty?

I want to give Alice the inheritance crystal!

Why do you call me obscene and disgusting?

Merlin slowed down for a while, and leaned on the sofa uncomfortable, feeling that his kindness was not rewarded.

He took out the inheritance crystal of the Frost Holy Dragon from his arms, and looked it over in front of his eyes.

The small ice blue spar has no luster at all, it just looks like a pretty little stone.

But this is not surprising, inheritance crystals are so common, and they need powerful magic power or vindictiveness to produce certain effects.

Although Merlin also thought about selling the inheritance crystal, but such an ordinary spar outside, it is estimated that no one can recognize that it is the inheritance crystal of Malygos, so he can only buy it for the price of an ordinary gemstone, which is only a few hundred gold coins That's all, so it's better to leave it to Alice to eat.

However, it will take a certain amount of time to use all the inheritance crystals for his own use, and Merlin doesn't know that, it all depends on Alice's own good fortune.

"Although it's a baby, whether it can be turned into power or not depends on Alice in the end?"

Merlin lay limply on the sofa and muttered to himself, remembering Karona's terrifying appearance when she transformed into a dragon. It was because she was too eager to gain power that she turned into that half-dragon appearance.

As long as Alice is patient and doesn't rush for success, she should be able to maintain her human identity and turn into a humanoid frost dragon.

"Yahahahah!"

Shirley's scream rang out in the bathroom, combined with the sound of splashing water, it couldn't help but make people think about it.

Merlin silently put the inheritance crystal into his bosom, pricked up his ears to listen quietly, and commented on it.

Shirley: "Miss Alice don't... don't touch my breasts..."

Alice: "It's okay, we... aren't we all girls?"

Merlin: Wow~, what is this female hooligan Alice doing? !

Shirley: "Although that's what I said, girls' buttocks are also very strange."

Alice: "Is there anything strange? I'll wash it for you, and you will wash it for me later."

Shirley: "Yes, yes, but...don't rub so hard, it hurts..."

Alice: "Why are you so hypocritical, I didn't use much effort..."

Shirley: "I feel like Miss Alice is a little angry, wishing to... want to scratch my breasts..."

Merlin: My God!What kind of move is this?To catch his tits!You called me obscene just now, and this bastard, Emotional Alice, is not a good thing!

Alice: "How could I be angry, I wouldn't feel envious and jealous of you having big breasts!"

Merlin: Damn it!This sentence is the truth in reverse!Because I envy someone with big breasts, I want to pinch them to vent my anger. How unbearable this guy Alice is!Isn't it too embarrassing?

Shirley: "Hmm! Miss Alice...don't...don't touch the strange place, it's a little...a little uncomfortable..."

Alice: "It's really amazing, do you elves have any breast enhancement secrets?"

Merlin: So Alice hasn't given up on her airport yet?This is going to compromise with the elves, is the secret of balloon breast enhancement?

Shirley: "This kind of thing...doesn't exist! In fact, it's not good to have big breasts at all. From time to time, people will look at them very uncomfortable."

Alice: "Are you showing off to me? See if I don't punish you well, Pu Niu Pu Niu Pu Niu~"

Shirley: "Ahhhhhhhhhh..."

The voices of the two girls echoed in the bathroom, as if they regarded the big man Merlin as air.

"Alas..." Merlin sighed, leaning lazily on the sofa, thinking

Speaking of inheritance crystallization...

Will there be any breast enhancement effect?

night.

Merlin originally refused to cook, but when he thought about having guests, he might as well show his hands.

Because Alice's culinary skills are indeed a bit poor, it would be unseemly to entertain guests.

Merlin wondered whether he should teach Alice how to cook, so that he could be free.

However, the ideal is full, and the reality is very skinny

"Hungry, hungry, hungry..."

Alice was sitting on a chair wearing a small home skirt, holding a knife and fork and tapping the dining table with a certain frequency, her calves were dangling.

This appearance is simply a child, with no education, and a completely casual attitude towards life.

On the other hand, Shirley next to her seemed much quieter, with elegant, dignified and generous manners, and a very polite look.

Shirley quietly watched Alice yelling non-stop, not knowing what to say.

Merlin was wearing an apron, and the veins on his forehead throbbed twice. He glanced at Alice who was waiting to be fed, and thought to himself

This washboard hero is really hateful, is he used to calling me around?

I don't owe her anything, but he keeps yelling like this, obviously it's her turn to cook, right?

It seems that I will beat Alice a little later, in case this washboard hero develops the habit of opening his mouth when he eats...

Merlin withdrew his gaze and flipped the frying pan violently.

"Don't do this, Miss Alice, you will interfere with Mr. Merlin..." Shirley peeked at Merlin's resentful eyes, and couldn't help reminding Alice.