The Unemployed Demon Lord

What am I being shy about?Crazy!

Why does the heart feel like it has been stimulant?

You won't die if you get hugged once, so calm down, me!

Alice smelled Merlin's breath, and her mood became extremely unstable, like a girl in love who is extremely sensitive.

The two of them snuggled together and went home together. From a distance, their movements were very stiff, and they were completely the product of temporary coping.

Merlin ignored the weird Alice, but said to the landlady, "Is this how it feels?"

"That's right, that's the feeling. Looking at you, I feel like I'm back in my youth." The landlady said with a satisfied face.

Alice stared wide-eyed, wondering in embarrassment, was the landlady so shameless when she was young! ?What a shame!

"Actually, the landlady is very young now..." Merlin smiled lightly.

"I'm old and old, but I can't compare to you young people. I am very satisfied to watch you play flash bombs." The landlady said with a smile.

The two didn't speak, but responded with awkward smiles. They weren't real couples in the first place, and it was still difficult to act.

"By the way, Miss Alice, can I ask something?" the landlady asked abruptly.

"Excuse me, you're welcome." Alice responded quickly.

"Has Mr. Carl from the Adventurer's Guild come back?" the landlady asked seriously.

"Not yet, but I'll be back soon, what's up with the landlady?" Alice asked back.

"I was taken care of by Mr. Carl before, and I wanted to send some gifts to express my gratitude, but I didn't expect to come back." The landlady sighed and said with a little disappointment, "That's right, Mr. Carl is the pride of our Wrexham after all. , the famous star adventurer must be busy with work, right?"

"Busy, but I should be back soon, so don't worry." Alice comforted with a dry smile.

"Really..." The landlady nodded.

"Who is Carl?" Merlin asked curiously.

"It's the president's son, a well-known mithril adventurer who is recognized as the strongest in Wrexham." Alice briefly introduced.

"Isn't the strongest adventurer in Wrexham the president?" Merlin was full of question marks.

"The old president hasn't made a move for a long time, but Mr. Carl has shown his strength. According to many old adventurers, the current Mr. Carl is stronger than the president." Alice explained.

Merlin narrowed his eyes, did not speak, but thought to himself

Stronger than the old president?

I can't see it.

Because no one stands still.

If this really old president named Carl is strong, I'd be interested in discussing each other.

in the afternoon.

Shirley, who had been supplementing her sleep all day, woke up lazily.

Rubbing her sleepy eyes, she left Alice's room.

I wanted to drink some water, but I saw Merlin and Alice messing around in the kitchen.

Merlin: "Is this how you chop vegetables?"

Alice: "Yeah, what's the problem?"

It was agreed before that Merlin was teaching Alice how to cook. If he didn't teach, he wouldn't know, but he was startled by this washboard after teaching!

The feeling for Merlin is that Alice is simply a barbarian who drinks blood, no one has taught her how to cook, she is completely new!

This can't be blamed on Alice. She lived in Daxue Mountain since she was a child. She eats what the teacher eats. Naturally, she doesn't know much about cooking.

Merlin watched Alice chop the vegetables on the chopping board, and couldn't help but said with a headache, "You cut the vegetables well. I can't find any other adjectives except for Tetris. It's a rotten one!"

"Then you cook." Alice said bluntly.

"Get out, even if you are a pig, I will let you learn to cook the same kind!" Merlin picked up the kitchen knife and demonstrated it again in front of Alice, "Have you learned it yet?"

"I'll try." Alice imitated Merlin, posing in a decent posture, and then chopping indiscriminately.

Merlin covered his blackened face and couldn't help it anymore, Alice had exhausted his patience.

No matter how beautiful the pose is, it must end up being hacked.

Unbearable, Merlin suddenly hugged Alice from behind, and then pressed his body against her.

"Ah ah!"

Alice was shocked and threw away the kitchen knife in a panic.

A gust of masculinity rushed over her, making her dizzy.

Alice turned her head to stare at Merlin vigilantly, worried that he might do something bad.

"You...what are you going to do?! Dare to insult me...I will fight you hard!"

"Tsk! What are you thinking about?" Merlin slapped Alice's forehead hard.

"Oh!" Alice felt a pain in her forehead being pinched by a crab.

Merlin put his hands through Alice's waist and put them in front of the cutting board, "Come on, give me your hand."

"What...what are you doing?" Alice blushed, feeling that Merlin was hugging her now, a little resistant, and a little excited, if the intimate behavior made her heart beat a lot faster.

"I'll teach you how to chop vegetables step by step, I don't believe you can't learn it!" Merlin said angrily.

"It's cheap for you..." Alice complained, and obediently put her hand in Merlin's.

Merlin refuted Alice lazily, and began to teach intimately, "First hold your hands into cat's claws, so as to prevent your hands from being cut."

Alice couldn't help but her face turned red again, steaming like boiling waste water.

The temperature of Merlin's big hand slowly spread to Alice's hand, making her more sensitive.

The worst thing is that when Merlin speaks, it will blow into Alice's ears, making her a little itchy.

In this situation, Alice didn't know what to do. It was the first time she was so close to a man and was hugged from behind.

The faint and ambiguous atmosphere slowly flowed, making Alice, a girl, flustered suddenly

Do... what are you doing! ?

Do you need to teach like this?

If I had known earlier, I would not have agreed.

My heart rate is too weird!

My heart beats faster towards Merlin, doesn't it prove that I have empathized with someone else?

I am a former hero, the sworn enemy of the Great Demon King, so nothing strange will happen to me!

And I like Elgin the Great Swordsman...probably...

Alice's heart is very confused now, and she is shaken. She can't figure out whether she likes Elgin, the great swordsman, or Merlin, who is close at hand.

Logically speaking, Alice really hated Merlin, but she didn't resist when everyone embraced him from behind, but fell into hesitation.

Alice wanted to know what Merlin's expression was like now, so she secretly looked back and saw that he was teaching in a serious manner, and it seemed that he had no other meaning at all.

"What do you think I'm doing? Is there a flower on my face? Can you look at the chopping board?" Merlin said depressingly.

Alice turned her head quickly, and said in a panic, "Look... see what's wrong! You won't die! I just want to see if you're playing tricks or something..."

"I'm a decent person, so don't think about any messy morality, a sexy big devil, online hand-in-hand teaching, it's a rare opportunity." Merlin looked down at Alice in his arms, "I suspect that you are deliberately making trouble in my eyes."

"I didn't make trouble!" Alice had a faint blush on both sides of her cheeks, and said falteringly, "Quick... hurry up and continue teaching, I'm listening carefully..."

Merlin was a little relieved, and continued to hold Alice to start the entry-level cooking teaching.

This washboard...

What are you panicking about?It made me panic.

Merlin thought about it in his mind, thinking that Alice was too sensitive.

The two seem to be teaching cooking skills, but to outsiders, they are completely flirting in the kitchen.

Shirley watched outside for a long time, her face covered with cold dog food.

She twitched the corners of her mouth and let out a dry laugh, and couldn't help thinking

How dare you say that you are not a real couple...

Let's see who will believe it now?

Isn't this a super loving couple! !

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Chapter 22: The update is a bit late, hehe~

A few days passed in a flash.

Alice went to the dojo with Merlin to practice almost every day, and her strength was steadily improving.

As for her cooking skills, she has improved a little bit, and she is not as confused as before.

After all, it was taught by Merlin hand in hand (♂♀), so it would be hell if there was no effect at all.

At the beginning, Alice was very disgusted with Merlin teaching her cooking skills from behind. She was blushing and embarrassing, and the restless girl couldn't calm down at all.

But after secretly looking at Merlin countless times, he didn't seem to have evil thoughts at all.

So Alice was a little relieved, and in order to end this embarrassing hand-in-hand teaching as soon as possible, she started learning cooking seriously.

In fact, Merlin was also a little embarrassed, but he hid it well so that Alice couldn't see it.

After all, Alice is quite a beautiful girl if she doesn't look at her breasts, with a little cuteness in her nobility.

Holding Alice in his arms, it is impossible for Merlin not to feel a little strange, there must be some distracting thoughts.

But Merlin, an old man, has superb concentration, how can he be unable to hold on because of a washboard?