After the Main God Space Goes Bankrupt

With a bang, the tablet fell to the floor without tatami mats, and several cracks appeared on the screen. At the same time, a man and a woman also fell on the floor, and they miraculously maintained the traditional routine. The female under the male.

The only fly in the ointment is that Sata Mizushino, who is on the top, did not "unintentionally" press her hand on the round heart that she liked to hear, but it disappointed everyone here who only pays attention to Naiko.

As a high school sophomore who encountered a traditional opening, it is obvious that Mizushino Souta did not inherit the legacy of his predecessors, so that his aura of the protagonist was greatly reduced.

On the contrary, for some unknown reason, Selesia Ubitilla, who was in the lower position, perfectly followed the form in the traditional routine, with her eyes closed, a suspicious blush on her cheeks, and the clothes on her chest couldn't hide her rounded eyes at all. People's hearts, exposing a large part of the delicate skin...

"Wow ah ah ah ah."

And what was even more speechless was that the one who yelled first was not Selesia who was below her, but Souta Mizushino who yelled like a butchered pig first.Since this is not a big room, and the house is not spacious, the cry was transmitted directly.

However, Selesia, who woke up after hearing this cry, quickly stretched out her hand and pushed Mizushino Souta away, jumped up from the ground and pressed the latter to the corner of the wall, and put the long sword on Mizushino Souta's throat Go up, let him swallow back the cry like killing a pig.

After confirming that Mizushino Sata had been calmed down (physically), Selesia spoke. "You belong to that guy..." But before she could finish the question she wanted to ask, a beam of dark red plasma that was constrained by the magnetic field and made a buzzing sound stretched out from behind and stood on top of it. Seleja's swan-like neck.

Sensing the high temperature carried by the dark red plasma, Selesia's body suddenly became stiff, her whole body was tense, and she dared not move.

Because the beam of dark red plasma was only less than 2cm away from her neck, if it wasn't tightly bound by the magnetic field, the high temperature emitted by the plasma would have scorched her.

What's more, with such a small distance, as long as the hand holding the hilt of the sword at the bottom of the dark red plasma shakes slightly, it can easily cut off her head like a hot knife cutting tofu.

And it will not bleed, the high temperature will burn the wound into coke while chopping off her head.

Although Selesia didn't know what high-temperature plasma was, it didn't prevent her from making judgments based on the concept of magic. After sensing the amazing 'fire element', which condensed into a sword and arrived at her neck, she obediently The long sword resting on Mizushino Souta's throat was lowered.

Of course, she didn't do anything like 'seemingly wanting to catch the enemy with nothing but turn around and fight back while the enemy relaxes'. Instead, she automatically and consciously let go, let the saber fall to the ground with a clang, and then raised her hands above her head, Five fingers open.

"I don't think we should be enemies." Selesia said sincerely with her back to the people behind her.

"I know." Xia Lin said calmly holding Selesia hostage with a lightsaber. "You don't have the qualifications to be my enemy." Compared with all kinds of beings I met, this girl named Selesia is simply a harmless little white rabbit, who can't even kick people. The kind that won't.

But that didn't mean he would move the lightsaber away from Selesia's neck.

On the contrary, while Xia Lin restrained her, his eyes fell on her body like a knife, staring at Seleja's back, like a chef in the dark cooking world staring at a cow and preparing to draw his knife to make a move It is the same as "Break Bull and Green Dragon Slash".

Well, this stalk is probably a bit old, and newbies probably don’t know it, but that’s basically what it means. Xia Lin is “dissecting” Selesia with her eyes, as if trying to tear her apart. .

Sensing this sight, Selesia shivered suddenly, goosebumps appeared all over her body, she was dripping with cold sweat, her body tensed up, and she was ready to turn around and fight desperately when a restricted-rated scene really happened.

All of a sudden, the room became so quiet.

Seleja's body was tense, her hands were raised high, and she stood in the center. The lightsaber around her neck could make her follow in the footsteps of her senior sister anytime and anywhere, but she still had some strength left in the irreversible Time to fight to the death.

And Xia Lin didn't do any unnecessary movements, just staring at Selesia's body, as if she was looking at some rare treasure, but more of it was a mentality of "researchers are studying rare specimens".

On the contrary, Mizushino Souta, this second-year otaku who doesn't look like a protagonist at all, after being surprised by the situation in front of him for a while, he broke the silence of the room first with an excited tone.

"You, you are Selesia Ubitilla, lie, lie..." After being incoherent for a while, Mizushino Souta turned his eyes to Selesia who was holding a lightsaber to restrain Selesia. Xia Lin.

"You, you are Saber? No, the foolish king? Not right, this image... You are the protagonist x [Alter] of "Fate/Grand Order".

"..."

"You, who are you?" After being told her name by a stranger who hadn't met for a long time, Selesia was silent for a while, considering that she was still held hostage by the person behind her, she didn't make any rash actions move. "Also, is this a trap you set up? Is it to take me away from Asmeria through the transfer ability?"

"No, no, no."

After confirming that the two girls in front of him (Xia Lin:?) were not fantasies or daydreams, Mizushino Sata hurriedly waved his hands, then ran to get a manga magazine in a hurry, and picked it up again. Broken tablet with broken screen.

"Here, this is it."

He first picked up the manga magazine in his hand, opened it to the character setting collection, and handed it to Selesia. After she hesitantly reached out to take it, he turned on the tablet without stopping. "Fortunately, it still works." After one operation, Sata Mizuxiao clicked on a cheating game, showed the green crutch servant squeezed in the warehouse, and then clicked on the voice of the character.

'Ah, this room, is it getting a little hot, let me go out for a while... Ah, okay, let's continue talking...'

Glancing at a cheating game, and listening to the familiar voice of Altria, Xia Lin thought for a while, and moved the lightsaber around Selesia's neck.

"You mean, she and I are characters in games or comics?"

"Eh...although it's unbelievable, but..." Shui Xiao Satai just wanted to explain something, but was almost choked by Xia Lin's words.

"Or the so-called 'wife'!?"

"Cough, cough, cough—"

Chapter 341 When the Paper Man's Wife Comes to Reality

Dead house, one of the words used on the Internet, is now mostly referring to otaku men and women.

The specific form of manifestation is that every new episode and game replacement time, accompanied by the appearance of a set of charismatic characters, which leads to a dog-licking mental illness-in most cases, it is incurable (Yang Professor disagrees).

As for dog licking, there are chances in reality. As long as you have enough 90.00% perseverance and [-]% luck, dog licking will still be successful in the end... The premise is that you have to meet that person. One percent luck.

But this doesn't work for the "wives" licked by dead houses, because there is a whole dimension between reality and Two-dimensional, unless someone uses dimensionality reduction strikes, otherwise dead houses can only move towards The jade photos of the "wives" have a good time licking, at most they are licking the figure, and then licking the lacquer.

But it is impossible to really want to lick these "wives".

Because of this, most of the dead houses will not just hang on a tree, they will follow the new show, and whenever a new wife appears, they will give up licking the old wife and turn to the new wife. Wife prprprpr.

And this is a kind of mental illness, basically there is no cure for it (Professor Yang raises objections again~ bang, Stardust: get out of here).

Of course, after all, no matter how much you lick, these two-dimensional "wives" will not appear in front of you, let alone worry about licking too much, and you will be cut to pieces by five horses in the Shura field with a hatchet in the future.

So, the nerds naturally prprprpr lick to their heart's content.

However, please pay attention to friends who want to lick the big white legs of various "wives" until they break their bones. If one day, the "wives" licked by you appear in front of you, what will you think?

In particular, they didn't have a full level of affection for you as soon as they appeared, and they didn't lock in their loyalty, and they didn't fight each other for favor, but they didn't mind killing you directly...