Don't be surprised that Marvel's multiverse is in charge of the early stage, why they all act as background board bosses in this universe, the question is the multiverse, parallel worlds, and quantum mechanics.

Of course, please don’t mind the background boards above. We are not focusing on these background boards because after cross-platform, there is no copyright, so they only exist in a symbolic sense, but they hardly have much role in the scene.

In addition to these background boards, some individuals also sensed that the infinite power of omniscience and omnipotence just snapped their fingers in an insignificant sound.

"Oh, no, Xie Te, cake seller, my little brother!" The grief-stricken cry came from behind the red and black mask.

On a certain planet in a certain star area of ​​the Interstellar Federation, a certain pervert in a red tights who was soaking in a bar bragging with all kinds of aliens suddenly felt a cold in his crotch, and then quickly fucked and bounced Jumping into the WC, facing the mirror on the washbasin, she opened her crotch.

Then, while crying, he reached into his crotch, reached between his legs, and stroked his dick.

"OH~♂MY♂~GOD~"

After carefully measuring the size of the second child several times with his hands up and down, inside and out, he yelled in shock.

"Stan Lee, my little brother is fine. Could it be that your spirit in heaven has taken care of my little brother?!"

Unbelievably perverted in the red tights, he manually pumped up his little brother, causing the sponge body to expand. Then he took out a tape measure from nowhere and wrapped it around it. He lowered his head and carefully observed the units on the tape measure .

But after measuring the specific number, he suddenly sank down, and bent forward in frustration in front of a toilet, holding a bottle of beer in his hand, and blew the mouth of the bottle bitterly.

"My little brother... woo woo woo... why did you go... blah blah... full, full, 23cm short... ah ah ah... how could you leave me when you are so heroic? ...Whoa, whoa, whoa..."

Lifting up the red and black mask, revealing the [beep——] chin, he gulped down a mouthful of horse urine. This neurotic and philosophical pervert began to howl, and he lost 23cm of spongy body.

"Come on, buddy, for the dead Mach [-], for the dead pile driver... Come on, heh... Let's do..."

After Ton Ton took a big gulp of beer, the pervert wept, pointed the bottle at his dick and poured down the clear drink.

Then, he took out a pack of crumpled cigarettes from under his crotch, put it on his mouth, and then found a pistol from nowhere, and with a bang, he lit the cigarette with the muzzle.

Of course, after taking a puff of second-hand smoke, the pervert flicked the ash as usual, but never thought that some sparks would fall into his open underpants without being extinguished.

"Wow oh oh oh oh, I forgot this is wine without water..."

After frantically extinguishing the anger of the second child, he finally woke up from the state of severe alcohol poisoning.

"NoNoNoNoNo, Me, Weide·wensidun·weierxun (me, Wade Winston Wilson), Deadpool (Deadpool), how can you compromise your fate and then go to the ye shop with your bare ass from now on and a group of philosophical people How does the fierce Han king communicate with each other about archery and sex?!"

"Spread the cultists."

"I'm a massage therapist who rubs my back with double knives. One of my biggest dreams is that one day I can use my hands, which were opened by Brother Su, to give in-depth massages to all the beauties..."

The ghost knows why he came to this universe, and the ghost knows why Deadpool, who has the memory of another universe, feels deeply dissatisfied because of his little brother who has stretched 23cm but himself has not stretched 23cm. Willingly.

Thinking of being treated differently and not being able to enjoy the treatment of being 23cm longer, Deadpool couldn't help biting a handkerchief, extremely jealous.

"No, no one can owe Uncle Deadpool the money... and no one can owe Uncle Deadpool the great sponge that has been extended by 23cm."

"Second, don't worry." Deadpool stretched out his hand up and down to encourage the second. "As your close buddy, I will definitely seek justice for you."

Feeling the fiery affection and firm determination conveyed from the palm of his hand, Deadpool lightly stroked the last one like a sympathizer, then pulled up his underpants with a clatter, walked out of the toilet with his head held high, and plunged into the bathroom. In the KTV stage of the bar shaking his head.

After squeezing through the disco crowd and turning several corners, Deadpool came to a young man with a bird's nest head who was sitting on the edge of the bar and drinking heavily.

"Brother Spike, I need your help!"

"what?"

"Brother, I'm going to do a big thing, to challenge the deepest darkness in the universe, the most terrifying evil, the most terrifying natural disaster... Oh, by the way, I have no money, so I need to trouble you to give me a ride. "

Thin body, with messy hair like an afro, wearing a simple shirt, casual, but decadent young man, hiccupped, and said a little deliriously: "Well, I, I... have , wash your hands, quit, hiccup..."

Deadpool stretched out his arm and hugged Spike under his armpit, and said slowly in an affectionate tone: "Brother, you can't do this, you have to learn from your ancestor, the famous Jax who pointed at the orchid. Captain Palo, how can a man say no?!"

"But, but I... already, quit..."

"How can the cowboy stop doing it? Don't think about your big cousin in the wilderness, no matter which line has to go to the street, the difference is that the street is full of poetry, or the street is a mess..."

"Yes, but..."

"No, but, hot dog~ Let's start the engine, Bibop blows out the tail flame, the radar reflects the flying missiles, surrounded by a brilliant starry sky..."

Deadpool hummed the randomly adapted lyrics, and walked out of the bar with Spike Spiegel, who was so drunk that he was almost delirious.

Then, the east lion roar of the bar owner came from behind: "Hey, the ones in front, you haven't paid the money yet, why don't you drink Bawang wine!"

Seeing several thugs coming forward with black faces, Deadpool put Spike on his shoulders and ran away.

……

And just when the perverted deadpool in the red tights stepped on the road again, he owed money and refused to drink the Overlord wine, and was chased and killed by the thugs in the bar to watch the scene.

On the other side, the infinite power of omniscience and omnipotence was once again displayed in the universe, and the storm that was stirred up finally swept the entire galaxy.

This time, the people who were killed by a snap of their fingers on [-], although limited to a group of politicians with cerebral palsy, would not affect all life in the universe.

But in some places, under the watchful eyes of everyone and in broad daylight, a big, talkative person turns into a piece of ashes before your eyes and disappears completely. How can it not cause a huge panic.

After all, politicians also want votes. Some of the unlucky ones who ran into one-half of them were giving speeches in the open sky to canvass votes, and some were holding press conferences, doing interviews on shows, negotiating with people, and playing golf. Those who are doing reproduction activities...

Therefore, the spread and fermentation of the whole matter caught the Interstellar Federation government by surprise, and they were powerless to stop it. It quickly caused an uproar on one social media after another.

In this universe where mystery and science coexist, extraordinary power, supernatural phenomena, and superpowers are not grotesques or urban legends, but real facts within reach, and there are even specialized schools and institutions to cultivate related talents.

But being able to silently turn people into ashes and erase them from the world, and to kill others arbitrarily across countless light-years, this kind of supernatural power is beyond the cognition of most people.

If: There is such a sword of Damocles hanging above your head all the time, when it may fall down anytime and anywhere to take your life, what will you think?

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