I Want to Hang Around in the Moon

"The second Star Anchor is King Arthur's Holy Lance, the Glittering Lance of the Farthest. If Merlin's Tower is called the Tower of Flowers, then this Holy Lance should be the Tower of Storms if it is restored to its true colors. .”

In Chaldea, Gray listened carefully, lest she missed anything. Although she knew that Yad's front face was King Arthur's Holy Lance, she didn't know much about the true identity of this Holy Lance.

"Hey, hey, can that kind of thing be used as a weapon?" Cheng Zi leaned sideways on the armrest of the sofa, put his legs up, and talked to Ling lazily.

"Yes, Holy Lance Rungomigniad will be the "Pillar of Light" that holds the surface of the world together, and the Anchor of Lan that holds the stars together.The level and type will change when the real name is released, and there are oaths imposed by different knights of the round table on it, and the number is thirteen.Because the existence of these thirteen restraints is in a state of barely maintaining the stature as a Noble Phantasm.Strictly speaking, it is impossible to completely dispel it. Depending on the enemies you deal with, the number of oaths liberated determines its power. "

"Hey, hey, hey, he used such a random thing in ancient Britain, what kind of enemy did King Arthur face?" Listening to Ling's explanation, Cheng Zi couldn't help thinking about it, if I could use that kind of thing, wouldn't it? Can you beat Qingzi? "

"——You still can't let go of the struggle with your sister? If I really want to say it, after the night of the magician, the relationship between the two sisters should not be able to enter a life-and-death situation. You are also very clear about this, right?" Pursing your lips, "You guys desperately broke your own records in that shop that has registered records of big eaters. You always want to overwhelm each other. I think this kind of competition is more convenient than fighting each other."

"You don't understand." Cheng Zi shook his head slightly.

"Indeed, that's a problem between you sisters." Ling also nodded, "After all, you two sisters can only love and kill each other for the rest of your life. Blood relationship is a wonderful thing. Cut off."

"What about you?" Cheng Zi asked back.

"I'm an only child, and I haven't even seen the true faces of my parents. I've always lived with my grandfather since I was conscious." Ling's eyes looked at the void, and various memories flashed in his eyes, but soon disappeared. , and turned into a touch of loss.

"By the way, if you want to find the holy gun, you can go to London to try your luck, because the holy gun is in London." In order to divert Cheng Zi's attention from him, Ling brought up another topic.

Aozaki Tachibana from Chaldea glanced at Grey indiscriminately, because she found that Grey's body froze suddenly when he heard that Ling raised the Holy Lance in London.

"That kind of treasure from the Age of Gods has been handed down?" Cheng Zi was a little surprised. Although there are things handed down from the Age of Gods, this holy gun is a completely different concept from those things. It is the anchor of the stars.

"There are a lot of things that have been handed down from the time of King Arthur, not only the holy gun, but also the scabbard that gave King Arthur immortality. If it is correct, the scabbard has been handed down by the Einzbern family Find it and use it as a holy relic to summon the heroic spirits in the Holy Grail War half a year later."

"Then can I think that Einzbern has already confirmed the victory of the next Holy Grail War?" Orange is not interested in the Holy Grail War, but this does not prevent her from watching this as a drama.

"Victory? Don't be joking. The original Fourth Holy Grail War was a tragedy. Whether it was the Yusanjia who had a karmic relationship with the Holy Grail, or the ordinary people involved in this Holy Grail War, none of them had a happy ending—correction, It should be said that except for one person, everyone did not have a good ending."

After Ling said these words, he wanted to wait for Chengzi to ask, but Chengzi didn't say anything, but just looked at him quietly, so Ling also wisely ended this topic first.

"You haven't finished talking yet, about the holy gun." It wasn't Cheng Zi who asked the question, but Olga. After all, as the Miko of the Stars, she was still very interested in these things about the planet.

"The biggest function of that holy gun is not to fix the world." Listening to Olga who was recovering, he forced a smile on her. "That gun actually has several nicknames..."

Speaking of this, Ling deliberately stopped to show off.

"What's another name?" Olga asked holding the field.

"My son's gun was shot." Listening pretended to be serious and said this ridiculous name, which undoubtedly won Olga's face of confusion.

Not only her, but also Chaldea, because the name sounds really indecent.

"This gun is paired with the rebellious knight Mordred's cheating sword." Listening felt that Olga's bewildered look was very interesting, so she added a sentence.

"What the hell name is that?" Cheng Zi couldn't help complaining.

"The reason why the Holy Lance is called the Spear of My Son is because in the battle of Jianlan, King Arthur pierced Mordred's abdomen with this spear, and Mordred also severely injured Arthur with the king's sword. head."

In order to make the atmosphere a little more relaxed, Ling deliberately used the nickname that was circulated on the Internet when he played the game back then, "The real name of the sword held by Xiao Mo is Clarent, and the name of the treasure liberated is Clarent. It is Clarent Blood Arthur, the effect is that it has a special damage bonus to King Arthur, so it is called the cheating sword."

After hearing this explanation, the corners of Olga's mouth couldn't help twitching, while Cheng Zi had already burst out laughing indistinctly.

"And the biggest function of that holy gun is not as a weapon, but breast enhancement, so it is also called a breast enhancement gun." Ling's eyes fell on Olga's chest, and he sighed regretfully.

Olga didn't know what happened at first, but when she saw where Ling's gaze fell and understood what he said, her face flushed with anger, and then she habitually pinched the soft flesh around his waist and twisted it.

He let out a painful cry, knowing that his goal had been achieved, he finally breathed a sigh of relief, as long as Olga could vent out the depression and unhappiness in his heart, it would be much easier to deal with than slowly backlogging until a certain time erupts .

"Why do you know that gun has a breast enhancement effect?" Cheng Zi, who almost laughed out loud, wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and looked at Ling with amused eyes.

On the side of Chaldea, Weber’s masculine instincts made him unable to help but look at his disciple’s chest. Unfortunately, it’s been so many years since Grey’s figure left the gravekeeper clan with him. , still a little sad.

Grey, under the cloak, of course noticed the teacher's gaze. Like Olga, she also put her hand on the teacher's waist without a teacher and twisted it. When Weber saw the disciple's small hand touching his waist, he knew to So when the pain was transmitted to the nerves, he had already controlled his expression and endured the small punishment from his disciples.

In order to hide his pain, he also deliberately said: "It seems that what this servant said is not entirely true, how could such a sacred object have such an obscene effect."

However, as soon as his words fell, Yard immediately jumped out and slapped him in the face, "You haven't tried it, how do you know it's nonsense?"

"Shut up! If it's useful, Grey's figure—" Weber, who reflexively refuted as usual, didn't think that this was a trap, so before he finished speaking, the soft flesh around his waist was at ninety degrees Down becomes 360 degrees.

"—————!!" The sudden stimulation made Weber's body tense, and his five sense organs were so painful that they almost came together.

"Hahahaha! You deserve it! You too—" Yard laughed loudly after seeing Weber's end, but before he finished speaking, a strong killing intent enveloped it, and it trembled and turned around with difficulty. Looking over his body, he found that Gray was looking at himself with a black face, "Wait! Partner! I didn't mean to! Weber is right, I really don't have fat—"

Before Yade could finish explaining, Gray kept making big windmill maneuvers with Yade's hand.

"——!! I——!! Take————!! No——" Yade tried to explain, but all he got was speeding up round after round until Gray's hands were tired. Only then did she stop. At this time, Yade in the cage was completely dizzy and unable to make a sound.

"Teacher, it's wrong to laugh at a girl's figure!" After punishing Yard, Gray looked at Weber with stern eyes, "After today's incident, I will tell Lienice well, please be careful. Prepare!"

Having been with the teacher for so many years, Gray certainly knew who he was most afraid of, so this sentence hit Weber's Achilles' heel immediately, allowing him to bear the physical pain and at the same time prepare for the spiritual future. Pain feels fear.

Knowing the truth, Kakino Hishiri looked at Waver and the others, covered his mouth with his furisance and chuckled a few times.

Cheng Zi, who also knew the truth, covered her mouth and smiled.

The others looked at Gray and the others with inexplicable faces, and they felt that there seemed to be some strange secrets in it.

And Ling on the screen also quickly explained, "Because the chest size of King Arthur who uses Caliburn and Excalibur is only A, but King Arthur, who uses the Holy Lance as his main weapon, has E in bust, which is the dimensional difference."

"Wait, there's a lot of information here, let me calm down." Sitting on the sofa opposite, or should be described as lying down, in short, Cheng Zi, who was opposite to Ling, closed his eyes with a collapsed worldview. "You mean, King Arthur is a woman?"

"What's the problem?" Ling tilted his head in confusion.

"How could King Arthur be a woman!" Cheng Zi raised his upper body and shouted loudly.